*put on plate armor made of all paper plates*
*grab lance*
*hop on pengy charger*
CHARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEE!!!
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*charge ebil dragon windmill thingy*
*SPLAT on side*
*peel off cartoon style*
=@_@= take that varlet *collapse*