Part 1: You look so big and pretty.
Part 2: Well thank you. You look cute yourself young lady.
Part 1: Are you together with Sasuke-kun yet. I bet he looks amazing. (starts squeeling)
Part 2: No. We are not together. Infact…
Part 1: It`s Naruto`s fault isn`t it. He is always holding our love back. Darn that Naruto.
Part 2: Listen to me. Naruto and I are…
Part 1: I bet Naruto looks silly. Is he still crushing on me?
Part 2: Naruto and I are dating He is my boyfriend.
Part 1: (shocked) Naruto? Naruto? But Sasuke-kun was supposed to be mine. Why aren`t I with Sasuke-kun? (panicked)
Part 2: Listen to me you brat. Naruto has been nothing but nice to us since day one. He is kind and supportive and he makes us laugh. Sasuke tried to kill us several times. So get a hold of yourself.
Part 1: But Sasuke-kun… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT NARUTO
Part 2: I can`t believe this. Was I really this obsessed? I owe Naruto an apology.
Part 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Man: Hello I am Nathan Hilton. I`m a reporter at the daily bullsh**. Would it be alright to ask some questions?
Naruto: Actually I am kind of on a date right now so…
Man: Great. First question: How is your romantic relationship with Hinata developing?
Naruto: (swallows the ramen and is angry) What relationship? See her (points at Sakura)? She is my girlfriend. We are on a date. I love her. What`s all this nonsense about Hinata?
Man: Perfect. Second question: What do you love most about Hinata?
Naruto: Are you listening to a word I say? I love SAKURA not HINATA.
Man: Alright. Moving on. Third question: Would your babies with Hinata have the byakugan or Rasengan.
Sakura: (grabs the man by his shirt) Listen up buddy. You are ruining our date. Besides the fact that the question is retarded, the only one having Naruto`s babies is me. GOT THAT.
Man: (scared to death) Yes. That would be all. Sorry to waste your time. (runs away)
Sakura: This is going to be a problem later isn`t it?
Naruto: Oh yea…
*Later on the NH forums*
Title page: Naruto proclaims I love |erased text| Hinata.
Hinata: And that is why you should get your kitten together and keep fighting.
Naruto: Do you mind Im talking to Kurama.
Hinata: Don`t you ignore me when I`m talking to you. Im having a romantic moment here and you tell your fox buddy to shut up.
Naruto: (grabs her hand) Here`s some chakra. I`m off to find Sakura-chan.
Kiba: Hey Hinata. Nice chakra.
Hinata: He touched me... I spoke to him... He spoke to me... I TOUCHED HIM (starts hyperventilating) Kiba my medication.
Kiba: What medication?
Hinata: My Asthma meds. Hurry.
Kiba: You don`t have asthma. There are no meds.
Hinata: I`m going down. I should just stick to mumbling Naruto-kun. Its a lot safer.
Sakura: "Kyaaaa~ Sasuke-kun~"
AUSasuke: "Hold that thought! My player senses are tingling!"
Sakura: "Wait, wha-?"
*AUSasuke runs after a crowd of women*
AUSasuke: "Wait, Ladies! I want you all to know that I'm always here for you! Here, have a rose!"
Sakura: "I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL, BASTARD!"
HoS: This anime is going to be big! It's new, but still Naruto. However, I'm thinking we should put fillers.
Sakura: I don't know. Aren't people had enough with them back in the first one?
HoS: Of course not. Back then, you can do any looney tunes moment and no one would care. We stopped caring. But now, now I want to connect the manga story with our own story like a bridge to tie together. Something like I did with Bleach.
Sakura: Um, what about...
HoS: Yes...I know. Oh well, I guess I had fun with fillers. Where's Naruto?
Sakura: Ramen. Sigh, I told him to be here on time.
HoS: Hehe. Hey, since the idea of filler is over. Look what I have: a hologram of 4-tailed Kyuubi!
Sakura: Wow, it looks just like it.
Naruto arrives to the set, but seeing upon a hologram...
Naruto: Sakura-chan, everyone, watch out!!!
Sakura: Naruto! Wait!
Naruto speed jump, screaming no, to save Sakura as he kicks the hologram, going through to hit a staff member in the face, and proceed to push HoS to back off from the hologram.
Sakura: Naruto...it's not real *sticks her foot to the hologram* You see? It's just a hologram of a canned filler.
Naruto: ...Oh. Hehe, sorry about that.
Injured Staff Member: I can't feel my face....
HoS: Are you crazy! That was wonderful! In fact, I'm resuming the filler idea. We need more of this!
Naruto: Hey! Do you know how many crap I have to go through long ago?! Because of fillers, I developed crack pairings as well as misleading characters! No way I'm doing one again.
HoS: More ramen to eat and Sakura's fanservice.
Naruto: I'm in. *signs a contract*
Sakura: Wait, Naruto!
HoS: Sorry, it's taken care of.
Sakura: Naruto! *pulls his cheek*
Naruto: Ow, ow, ow!
Sakura: Don't make a decision on your own!
HoS: Yes, now we got extras within manga story and fillers to tie it up.
Naruto: Huh, I don't remember the first one.
Flashbacks to yesterday meeting.
HoS: Not only there's more extras within arcs, there will be more you and Naruto interactions.
Sakura: Well, I would love to see more of Naruto. It should be fun.
HoS: You're so in love with him.
HoS: Oh nothing. We start working on it in Immortal Arc.
Naruto: Sakura-chan, we got the final words. Did you make a decision for the first one?...
Sakura: O-of course not.
Sakura: I-I wouldn't do it without reason.
Naruto: But there is one then...is there????????
HoS: Ok! We're going to hard! Let's move it!
Injured Staff Member: That's it. I'm going to Toei...
Sakura: Thank you
Naruto: Your welcome (lower his hands onto her backside)
Sakura: Don`t push it.
Director: Ok, this is your day! We are going to make a new filler arc, just for you.
Shino: This is great for me. Why? Because I get to shine for audience to notice me.
Director: Ok, your task is to save that girl who's in danger and she's tied by ropes. You must save her before falling rocks crush her.
Shino: That's fine.
The camera is rolling as the scene plays. Movie set rocks begin to fall.
Filler girl: Help! Please somebody help me!
Naruto and Sakura enters the set. Naruto looks at the situation.
Sakura: Oh, Shino.
Naruto: ! *looks at Shino*
Shino: This is my moment. Why? Because I can be see more than a background. Why? Because I feel distance with everyone, never show up at the right moment when they truly need me. Why? Because...
As Shino rambles on, Naruto jumps to action, not knowing that it's just a film set.
Sakura: Naruto, wait!
Naruto unties the ropes and carries her.
Filler girl: Who are you? What are you doing?
Naruto: Saving you!
Filler girl: *blushes* O-ok.
The field is cleared out and Naruto puts down the girl, but she won't let go.
Naruto: Um, are you ok?
Filler girl: You tell me...
Shino: Naruto, why did you save her? That's my role.
Sakura: Naruto, this is just a making of an filler episode.
Naruto: Huh...Oh. Why this keeps happening to me?
Naruto: Ah crap!
Director: That was beautiful! I know! Forget Shino arc! We going to make a filler arc on you, Naruto! No wait, for the first Shippuuden movie, you will be more focused than other as well as having a filler girl love interest!
Sakura: I'll give two movies before I get jealous.
Naruto: Oh man, more works!
Shino: This is not fair. Why? Because this happened to me more than ten times already. I knew I shouldn't laugh crazy in that filler...
Naruto: *breathes heavily* Why are we doing this?
Minato: Gai wanted me to do this as a favor. He said I took too much advice from Kakashi, so he wants to best him.
Naruto: (Who the hell cares about that?) Ok. Ow. My arms...feels soar.
Minato: Hehe, same here.
Naruto: You know, we should have done this another day. Mother and Sakura-chan are waiting for us in a different field and doesn't know that we are doing this. What did you tell them?
Minato: Well, I just told them about meeting Gai for a minute. Sadly, he took long to tell us what since he was arguing with Kakashi. Oh well, that's just like him.
Naruto: Well, we should hurry! I can't wait to eat some picnic with Sakura-chan!
Minato: Wait, Naruto.
Naruto: What is it?
Minato: Well...it's best not to tell them that we did any training.
Minato: Well...Your mother don't want me to train today as today we supposed to have a normal picnic. If she finds out, well...I may be facing consequences unlike anything you ever witness.
Naruto: I see. Sakura-chan wouldn't like me overworking myself today. She wants me to relax and because of her great medic ability, she will know that I worked. So we must avoid doing any lifts.
Minato: Right. Ok, let's go!
Meanwhile in a different set of field, Kushina and Sakura are waiting for Minato and Naruto.
Kushina: Grr, where are they?
Sakura: Since Naruto is with him, I'm pretty sure anything is possible.
Kushina: Well, there are still food leftovers for them. *Looking annoyed* Hm...
Sakura: What's wrong, Kushina-san?
Kushina: It's just that...I wonder if we ate a lot lately.
Sakura: Well, I have been eating a lot or at least that's what I think.
Kushina: *Shocked* What if! We gotten heavy?!
Sakura: *Shocked* No!!! What if they know about it!
Kushina and Sakura's expressions change into a demonic look.
Kushina: If Minato makes an expression that I am heavier, his head is going to feel heavier!
Sakura: Naruto, if you dare to make an expression or anything, you'll be seeing your dream in another world!
Sakura slowly revert to her normal self.
Sakura: But, maybe we are normal. Maybe nothing has changed.
Kushina: I got an idea. Let's go back to Konoha village and make them carry us back home. If they react or give any odd impression that we feel different, then we'll know.
Sakura: Right! Ok, I think I can see them now!
Kushina: Ok! Start!
Naruto and Minato arrive to the scene, already showing determination to keep their secret lock.
Minato: Sorry we're late. Gai wanted me to help.
Kushina: Yeah, yeah.
Naruto: Alright! Let's eat! Sakura-chan, you got to try-
Kushina and Sakura: Stop!
Minato and Naruto: Huh?
Kushina and Sakura nod at each other.
Kushina: Well, it's just that I'm so tired and it's getting late.
Minato: But it's 10 in the morning...
Kushina: *Feeling uneasy* Yes, well, it's just that I need to get something from home, so we can resume.
Minato: I can get it for you.
Kushina: No! It's a feminine thing. Only I can get it. So, carry me.
Minato: Eh?! W-why?
Kushina: Well, for your punishment for being late, you have to carry me back home. It's nothing really. Right, Naruto?
Naruto: (Crap, this is bad!) Um, yeah. (Sorry, father. Looks like you're done for.)
Sakura: Same for you, Naruto.
Sakura: (Why he reacted? Can't be...) *Concerned* What's wrong?...
Naruto: It's that my hands are dirty and-
Sakura: Going to eat food with your dirty hand?
Naruto: Ha...hahaha. Of course not. (This is really bad.) Let me wash my hand where that pond is at.
Naruto and Minato walks together slowly, feeling uneasy in the situation they're in.
Naruto: *Dips his hands into the water* Now what, father? We should just tell them.
Minato: *Dips his hand into the water* Actually, it will make matters worst since she seems so happy that I wouldn't do anything but enjoy the scenery. I guess I should have expected this. Gai can be really energetic.
Naruto: Yeah. Don't have to tell me...
Minato: *Walking towards Kushina* Alright. Let's go, Kushina.
Minato carries Kushina in a bridal style.
Kushina: *Smiles gently* Yeah!
Minato and Kushina fly off as Naruto and Sakura are left in the field.
Naruto: (Come on, arms! I can carry Sakura-chan all the way back home.) Let's go, Sakura-chan. I'll even carry you like my bride. Hehe.
Sakura: *Surprised* So, you don't think I have changed?
Naruto: Changed? What gives you that idea? Of course not. You're always the same.
Sakura: (Don't know if that's a compliment...)
Naruto: Because you're always the one that I love. *Smiles*
Sakura: *Smiles gently* Naruto...Alright! When we arrive home, I'll make a super special ramen, just for you!
Naruto: No way!
Sakura: That's right!
Naruto: Hell yeah! I'm all fired up now!!!
Sakura: (Naruto, I can always count on you. You know me so well. How wrong was I to think that I have changed or even got heavier. Naruto, I'm always happy to be with you.)
Naruto remained still for a brief moment. Then, Naruto carries Sakura in a bridal style and fly off.
Naruto: So light!
Sakura: *Smiles* Naruto...Huh?
Sakura manages to see Naruto's face, leaving her feeling differently than a
Naruto: What's up, Sakura-cha- *Gasps*
Sakura's face changes to something that Naruto fears the most from her.
Sakura: *Cracking her knuckles* You dare to go sage mode to carry me! As if I'm too heavy for your normal state.
Sakura: Time to feel heavy pain, Uzumaki Naruto!!!
Massive explosion erupted in the field. The destruction force is massive enough to create a huge smoke as many citizens can see.
Village girl: Mother, father! Look, look! A giant mushroom! Hehehe.
Minato and Kushina stopped as Minato looks at the scene, worries for Naruto and soon, himself.
Minato: (Can't it be...Naruto, did she find out?)
Kushina: (That brat! He actually noted her weight! Wait a minute. Like father, like son.) *Glares at Minato's face*
Minato: Well, I wonder what happened...
Kushina: Your arms are shaking...
Minato: (Crap, I stood too long) Yeah, well, Gai did make me-
Kushina: *Anger rises tenfolds* I'm not heavy, right?
Kushina: Answer me, now!!!
After few minutes passed, Sakura and Kushina are eating lightly in the dining room as Naruto and Minato sit on the couch, easing their pain.
Naruto: I feel heavy pain...
Minato: Your mother is scary when being pushed to her temper. Same for Sakura...
Naruto and Minato: They are scary...
Naruto: Sakura-chan WHAT JUST HAPPEND?
Sakura: What do you... OH MY GOD I`M IN YOUR BODY.
Naruto: Yes you are... How do we fix it?
Sakura: Well soon...Before you get any funny ideas.
Naruto: Come on Sakura you know I would ne... (thinks for a second) oh my...
Sakura: (panicked) Ok if I remember correctly most body swap jutsu only last for about a day. So we will just have to spend a day as eachother.
Naruto: Fine with me.
*They both walk of to eachothers homes*
Naruto: (perverted smile) Time to have some fun.... (hears a knock on the window) Who is it?
Sasuke: Sakura its me. Sasuke. You, me date tomorow. Be at my place at 8.
Naruto: Yea, I dont think so. Sorry. (to himself) Stay avay from Sakura-chan you player.
*Meanwhile at Naruto`s place.*
Sakura: Well this is fun. Just me... relaxing. (horrified) What if I have to go... (hears a knock at the door)
Hinata: Naruto-kun.... Would you go out with me tomorow?
Sakura: I`m sorry Hinata I`m kinda busy. (to herself) Why did I just do that?
*The next day they are back to normal and they meet up*
Sakura: So Naruto... How was it?
Naruto: How was what? I didnt do anything? I promise.
Sakura: (realises) We were on a mission for a week. Why don`t I stink?
Sakura: YOU TOOK A BATH DIDNT YOU?
Naruto: WELL I DONT STINK EITHER
Sakura: (akward silence) Anything else I should know about?
Naruto: (akward silence) Nope. You?
Naruto: So how b...
Sakura: Shut up.
Naruto: Your`s were ni...
Sakura: SHUT UP
*Naruto perfects his transformation jutsu to trasform himself into a girl. Sakura is about to have a day in the hot springs and Naruto decides to do some "research" of his own.
He runs into Sakura and introduces himself*
Naruto: Hi, I`m Timiko. Nice to meet you.
Sakura: Nice to meet you too. (smiles)
*The talk for a while and get to know eachother*
Sakura: Im going to the springs later today... Want to join me?
Naruto: I would love too.
*At the springs*
Sakura: (gets into the water) Ah this is nice.
Naruto: (blushing) It sure is.
Sakura: Is there something wrong?
Naruto: It`s nothing im just shy is all.
Sakura: Well don`t be. Were all girls here... (leans back) I wonder what Naruto is doing?
Naruto: (teaseing tone) Ooh Sakura`s got a boyfriend.
Sakura: Hes not my... Ah forget it.
*The both get out of the water*
Naruto: Well that was relaxing.
Sakura: Sure was... Oh and Naruto. If you wanted to see you could have just asked.
Naruto: (freezes in the spot) Wa... (starts thinking) Can I...?
Sakura: Go home Naruto.
*Naruto and Sakura are watching a scary movie together*
Naruto: Sakura-chan are you scared?
Naruto: Because if you are im here for you (slightly perverted smile)
Sakura: I`m alright. Are you? (Teases)
Naruto: Actually I could use a hug.
Sakura: (smiles) Well too bad. I dont hug on a first date.
*They keep watching the movie when something starts banging on the door loudly*
Sakura: (hugs Naruto in fear) What was that?
Naruto: (acts tought) I dont know. I`m sure its nothing.
Sakura: Maybe you should go check it out.
Naruto: Alright I`m on it. (looks out the window) Damm its dark, pale and scary looking.
Sakura: What do you think it is?
Naruto: I don`t know but its taking something out of its pocket.
*The phone rings*
Naruto: (picks up) Hello?
Mysteriuos voice: I KNOW YOU`RE THERE. COME OUT HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU!!
Sakura: (opens the window) Hinata get out of my backyard.
Hinata: Who is this Hinata you speak of?
Sasuke: Stop. By the authority of the Konoha police you are under arrest.
Hinata: ILL BE BACK MY LOVE.
Sakura: I could use that hug now.
*The village is under attack*
ANBU 1: We can`t hold them. Call the Hokage.
ANBU 2: Hes on his honeymoon.
ANBU 1: I don`t care. We can`t win this. Call the hokage.
ANBU 2: Sir I`m afraid to do it.
ANBU 1: Naruto-sama is a perfectly nice guy. He won`t hurt you.
ANBU 2: It`s not him I`m worried about. (scared face)
ANBU 1: (Eyes bulge out) WE ARE HOLDING THIS POSITION. WE NEED EVERY LAST MAN OVER HERE.
ANBU 3: I`m calling the hokage.
ANBU 1, 2: NO DON`T.
*Sakura and Naruto are hanging out*
Sakura: Naruto did you hear about this new band?
Naruto: No I haven`t. They any good?
Sakura: Oh my god yes. Their lead singer is so dreamy.
Naruto: (jealosuly sarcastic) Is he now?
Sakura: Totaly. I wish I could see their concert next week but they are all sold out.
Naruto: Well what can you do.
*2 days later*
Naruto: Sakura-chan. Guess where were going next week (large smile)
Sakura: Where is it this time? You going to try to impress me again like the time at the lake?
Naruto: How was I suposed to know that a giant octopus would attack. Anyway... I`m taking you to see that new band of yours.
Sakura: REALLY? Thank you Naruto. How did you even get tickets?
Naruto: (cool smile) I know I guy.
*24 hours earlier*
Naruto: Listen Shikamaru I want those backstage tickets and I want them now.
Shikamaru: Naruto I told you for the 10th time. Were sold out.
Naruto: Alright, fine, you win. Here`s 1500 yen. Take Ino for a BBQ or something.
Shikamaru: Deal. Here you go. I never gave you these. Understand?
Naruto: Gave me what (nods)?
Sakura: Your the best Naruto.
Naruto: I know.
*At the concert*
Naruto: (Yells loudly) Are you having fun?
Sakura: Yes. Much better than the octipus.
Lead singer: (walks into the back stage and starts flirting with Sakura) Well hey there gorgeous.
Sakura: (blushes) Hi. I`m Sakura.
Lead singer: I`m Omeo. Wanna come back to my bus later?
Sakura: I don`t know... I...
Naruto: Come on Sakura. You aren`t taking off with this creep aren`t you?
Omeo: (grabs her ass) Come on lets ditch this looser. Lemme show you what a real man looks like.
Naruto: (looks at Sakura and waits a second) DOCTOR WE NEED A DOCTOR.
Omeo: And why would that be? (looks at Sakura)
Sakura: (cracks her knuckles) You did not just do that.
*One hell of a beating later*
Sakura: (at Naruto) All in all it wasn`t such a bad night.
Naruto: I`m glad you enjoyed it.
Sakura: Thank you Naruto (kisses him on the cheek) (They walk avay)
Omeo: (whimpering on the floor) Doctor...
*Naruto returned back from his training with Jiraya. He meets up with Sakura and they are now walking in the streets*
Naruto: Is that...
Hinata: (Standing on the other end of the street) Naruto?
Naruto: Oh my god it really is you. I missed you so much. (Runs romanticly forward with open arms)
Hinata: I`m here my love (Runs towards Naruto)
Naruto: I LOVE YOU. (Runs right pass Hinata) Old man Ichiraku I missed you so much.
Sakura: (to Hinata) You should have seen that comming.
Hinata One of these days....
*Alternative events a week afther the pain fight*
Ino: So Naruto would you like to go out some....
Sakura: Ino-pig what are you doing?
Ino: I`m asking Naruto here on a date.
Sakura: The hell you are.
Ino: Why is it your concern. You had your chance. It`s not like you like him.
Sakura: Oh yea, how would you know that Ino-pig?
Ino: Wait, what? So you do?
Naruto: Excuse me can I...
Ino & Sakura: NO
Ino: You`re just jealous because someone else has taken an interest in him.
Sakura: Yea right. Did you by chance miss the big romantic hug we shared a week ago?
Ino: You are such an attention hogg bilbow-brow.
Hinata: (on her way to Naruto) Today I make my move. This is the day. My lucky day. (Sees Ino and Sakura argue)
Sakura: He`s mine Ino-pig.
Ino: Oh please Naruto deserves so much better than you. Someone like moi.
Hinata: (to herself) Oh, ok.(walks off silently)
Naruto: (memsorised as he watches them go at it) Sasuke had to go trough this stuff weekly? Why would he ever leave?
Ino & Sakura: Well Naruto who you gonna choose?
Naruto: (player voice) Ladies, ladies theres Uzumaki Naruto to go around.
Sakura: Oh brother (anoyed voice)
Ino: Tell me about it. He`s still cute thou.
*The K11 are hanging out at the BBQ. Team 10 arrives a bit late*
Ino: Hey guys. Sorry were late. Shikamaru fell asleep again.
Shikamaru: Well at least I can be seperated from my mirror.
Ino: WHAT DID YOU SAY? (lifts fist)
Shikamaru: Nothing. Arguing with you is too troublesome.
Ino: (sees an empty spot next to Naruto) So Naruto... Mind if I sit?
Naruto: (suprised) Sure... Go ahead
Sakura: ( Quietly, to Sai) She`s not going to... is she?
Ino: (flirt mode activate) So Naruto-kun... Enjoying the food.
Naruto: Yea it`s good. Why do you ask?
Ino: Just checking. Can`t have the hero of Konoha eating average food now can we.
Sakura: (glares at Ino) Ino-pig what are you doing?
Ino: I`m just making small chat with Naruto here. Is there a problem?
Sakura: Yea, the problem is that you`re trying to... (blushes and stops talking)
Ino: Trying to what? Flirt with Naruto? (looks at Naruto with a smile) Wanna go out with me?
Sakura: INO-PIG WHAT ARE YOU...
Ino: Do you wanna go out with him Forehead?
Sakura: (blushing deeply) Well no... but
Ino: Then buzz of Forehead. (at Naruto) Pick me up at 7. (walks off)
Sakura: I can`t believe her. (walks off angry)
Kiba: (at Naruto) Ino eh? You sly dog you.
Naruto: (in slight shock) Shut up.
*Naruto is hanging out at his place with Sakura*
Naruto: Sakura-chan I`m bored. You wanna do something?
Sakura: I`m going shopping with Ino later. You can come if you want to.
Naruto: Shopping? (surrenders) Well i`t better than rotting here. Sure I`ll come.
*At Ino`s place*
Ino: What he doing here?
Sakura: He was bored to his teeth so I asked him to come. Is it a problem Ino-pig?
Ino: It`s not a problem forehead I was just asking.
*In the clothes store Sakura and Ino are trying on dresses*
Sakura: (shows Naruto two dresses) Which one?
Naruto: You would look great in either Sakura-chan.
Sakura: Oh how sweet. Now cut it and choose.
Naruto: Alright the red one.
Ino: Naruto, which one?
Naruto: The short one.
Sakura: Come on Ino lets try them on (they walk into the same dressig booth)
Naruto: Did they just...
Ino: (Whispers to Sakura) Wanna have some fun?
Ino: Follow my lead
Sakura:(Banging loudly on the Hokage`s door.) Open up Naruto.
Naruto: Come on in.
Sakura:(Upon seeing Naruto doing work.) What are you even doing?
Naruto: Whatever do you mean Sakura-chan?
Sakura: Dude I know for a fact you have Shikamaru do pretty much all of the administrating work. I don`t think I`ve ever seen you file a single form.
Naruto: Your point being? (He said as he slowly stopped pretending to work).
Sakura: What the hell are you doing here 24/7 while you have shadow clones running around being everywhere. Don`t you have a wife and kids?
Naruto: I`ve been doing this for months. You only just noticed now?
Sakura: I tried giving it time. So whats the problem?
Naruto: The problem? Here`s the problem. My life is so boring. My kids just complain all the time, I don`t have anything to do. What am I going to protect the village from? Some gennin level bandits? And most of all, I can`t hold a simple conversation with my wife. I mean come on. We had two kids at this point. And still it`s just Naruto-kun all day long. I just can`t take it anymore.
Sakura: Well why did you marry her then?
Naruto: Well you and Sasuke were being all lovey dovey. I was lonely. Ino was dating Sai at the time and nobody knows what the hell Tenten did all day long. So when Hinata asked me to join her at a party I said yes.
Sakura: I don`t see how one party equates to two kids and a marriage.
Naruto: Go figure the party was at the Hyuuga manor. And her dad was really pushy. I don`t think even Tsunade could have handled the amount of sake he offered.
Sakura: You idiot...
Naruto: Next morning we wake up and a month later a Hyuuga messenger informs me shes pregnant.
Sakura: I can`t judge. Sarada wasn`t exactly planned either. Except Sasuke started taking a lot more long term missions when he found out.
Naruto: I didn`t know...
Sakura: I guess we both made some mistakes right?
Naruto: Hey Sakura remember the festival?
Sakura: The one with all the ghosts?
Naruto: Best date we ever had.
Sakura: We only really had two.
Naruto: Two great ones.
Sakura: It`s a shame we stopped hanging out.
Naruto: You know... The festival is back in town. You wanna go?
Sakura: We`re both married remember.
Naruto: Nothing wrong with two old friends hanging out. Besides Sasuke`s out of town and Hinata is... Hinata.
Sakura: Alright but on one condition.
Naruto: Name it.
Sakura: No clones.
Naruto: For you Sakura-chan... I promise.
Naruto: I honestly don`t know.
Sakura: It`s a good thing didn`t try to trip you. It seems to be your one weakness.
Naruto: Oh like you never broke an arm during a fall.
Sakura: Yea when I was 10. Not the most powerful shinobi in the world.
Naruto: Ha ha Sakura-chan, very funny. Tell you what... Ichiraku? My treat.
Sakura: Sure thing. Sarada is in school anyway.
Sakura: I can`t believe it Naruto. It`s been years and you still haven`t learned to eat with your other hand?
Naruto: What can I say... I`ve been busy.
Sakura: Allow me...
*Just as she is about to feed him*
Sai: Open up *Sticks a round of ramen in Naruto`s face*
Naruto&Sakura: For the love of... where did you even come from?
Sai: One must always be on the look out for friends in need.
Hinata:(As she wakes up just in time to hear him sleep talking) Naruto-kun.
Hinata: I will be sleeping in the other room until further notice.
Hinata: Perhaps Sakura-chan would prefer my place.
Naruto: What are you talking about?
Hinata: You sleep talk Naruto. (Leaves)
Naruto: (confused, yells) Did you just send yourself to the dog house? (To himself) Who does that?
Naruto: Need some help?
Sakura: Sure thing clone Naruto
Naruto: (Takes the bags) How do you know I`m a clone?
Sakura: I could find out for sure... but then I`d have to carry all these bags.
Naruto: Or I could be real and you would be punching the Hokage on the streets.
Sakura: As If that never happens.
Random Hyuuga clan member: Don`t you have a wife?
Naruto: Don`t you have a life?
Sakura: Just let it go Naruto. We`re here anyway.
Naruto: Already? Well here`s your bags back I guess.
Sakura: Thanks for the help.
Naruto: You`re welcome.
Sakura:(Punches Naruto. He falls back)
Naruto:I told you.
Sakura: I warned you sweetie.
*Naruto walks in*
Sarada:(Jumps up) Hokage-sensei.
Sakura: Hey Naruto.
Naruto: Hey Sakura-chan. Hope I`m not intruding.
Sakura: Hell no. You`re welcome here anytime. Especially now that you are training my kid.
Naruto: It`s my pleasure. She could loosen up every once and a while.
Sarada: Yes Hokage-sensei.
Naruto: Well at least someone here shows me some respect.
Sakura: What are you talking about. I show you plenty of respect.
Naruto: Yea right.
Sakura: You could have all the respect you want Lord Hokage... Or you could join us for lunch. We`re having ramen.
Sakura: Everybody knows... if you want to have the Hokage for lunch, you have to have ramen.
Naruto: Everybody but Hinata I suppose.
Sakura: I`m sure old man Ichiraku is happy to hear that.
Naruto: He could expand off of my patronage alone these days.
Sakura: I said this before but thanks for helping out with Sarada.
Naruto: Are you kidding? She`s a pleasure.
Sakura: Yea well it`s good to have you around. She could use a father figure. And I missed you alot.
Naruto: For what it`s worth I missed you a lot too.
Sarada: You guys know I`m right here?
Sakura: Whatever sweetie, eat your ramen.
Hinata:(Drops a bag on his table and sits down) This is 5 years worth of Hyuuga allowance I saved. I need a favour.
Choji: Hello to you too Hinata.
Hinata: (sits silently)
Choji: What do you need?
Hinata: Teach me the expansion jutsu.
Choji: It`s a secret family technique, I can`t just...
Hinata:(Drops another bag on the table)
Choji: Why do you need this anyway?
Hinata: There`s a ramen eating constest... I need to win.
Choji: You don`t even like ramen.
Hinata: I need to win.
Choji: This isn`t going to be easy...
Hinata:(has an outburst) Dude have you met me? I have nothing but time. Don test me on this.
Hinata:(instantly regains composure) Sorry about that... I will be waiting on the training field at 2.
*At the ramen eating competition*
Hinata: (Finishes third bowl) BAIKA NO JUTSU. (Expands to the size of a large building) MORE RAMEN.
Naruto:(Grabs Sakura by the hand and pulls her) For the love of god run.
Sakura:(running) Who even does this?
Naruto: This keeps happening.
Sakura: Shouldn`t you do something?
Naruto: I can`t exactly take her out.
Sakura: I`m pretty sure thats what she wants.
Hinata: (In the distance, with a deep booming voice) NARUTO-KUN.
Sakura: Nevermind just run.
Sakura: (shocked) When did this happen?
Tsunade: (sad)This morning while he was at Ichiraku…
Sakura: (angry) Damm it. (punches the wall)
Tsunade: What is it Sakura?
Sakura: (engraged) What is it? Naruto was turned evil by Obito and it`s all my fault. (starts crying)
Tsunade: How could it possibly be your fault?
Sakura: He asked me on a date… I was going to say yes… But I was busy… Why didn`t I say yes.
Tsunade: Ino would you please escort Sakura to her house?
Ino: Of course Tsunade-sama.
*Ino and Sakura leave the room when they overhear the next part of the conversation.*
Tsunade: Listen up. I know how you feel about Naruto… But we have no other choice. If they get to Naruto it`s all over. He has to be terminated.
Shikamaru: We understand…
Sakura: (barges into the office) WHAT? You can` t do that.
Tsunade: I can and I must. Sakura you of all people should know…
Sakura: He wouldn`t do it. If he was hokage… like he always dreamed… He would never have a comrade killed.
Tsunade: You know full well what happened to Sasuke. Do you want the same for Naruto?
Sakura: (cries) But he is sick. It`s not his fault…
Tsunade: I don`t like this anymore than you do. None of us do.
Sakura: (breaks down) Then let me do it…
Shikamaru: Are you sure you can take him on Sakura? Are you sure you want to?
Sakura: I`d rather have him die by my hand than by anyone elses.
Tsunade: So be it.
*K11 sets out to find Naruto. They manage to catch up to him and Shikamaru captures him with Shadow possession.*
Shikamaru: NOW SAKURA. TAKE HIM OUT.
*Sakura jumps at Naruto but instead of killing him she hugs him*
Shikamaru: What are you doing? This was not the plan.
Sakura: (to Shikamaru) This was always the plan. (To Naruto) Naruto… Come back to me. Please. I don`t want to lose you. Come back to me and we can be together. I love you Naruto.
Naruto: (enraged) I will not fall for that again SAKURA. STOP LYING TO ME YOU WORTHLESS…
Sakura: (hugs him harder) I wasn`t lying. I love you idiot. Please come back.
*Naruto breaks out of Shadow possession and Shikamaru pulls Sakura avay*
Shikamaru: He is gone. You can`t help him.
Naruto: (jumps a Sakura with a rasengan) DIE.
Sakura: (screams) NARUTO.
Naruto: (stops the rasengan) What is this? (grabs his head and shouts in pain) What is happening? Sakura-chan? Is that you? (screams again)
Sakura: Yes Naruto… I`m here. Come on fight it.
Naruto: GET OUT OF ME.
Shikamaru: She actually did it.
Sakura: (hugs Naruto) That`s a good boy.
*Sakura is transported by accident into a parallel universe. She meets up with her alternate-self and is informed that they have been at war with the hidden cloud for 2 generations and life is drasticly different there.*
Sakura: So… Do you have any idea how to get me home?
AU Sakura: It would take enourmeus chakra to open another portal.
Sakura: Perhaps Naruto could help.
AU Sakura: Naruto? You mean Uzumaki-sama?
Sakura: Uzumaki-sama? Aren`t you two friends?
AU Sakura: Uzumaki-sama is a jinjuuriki. He`s been leading the territorial defense forces since he was 13. I hardly spoke to the man.
Sakura: That’s so sad. In my universe he`s in love with me.
AU Sakura: Over here there is no time for love. There`s a major conflict every 10 days… You say he loves you? What about you?
Sakura: I don`t know. I kind of like him. He`s very sweet.
AU Sakura: Well I wouldn`t know. I`m the leader of the recon unit. We don`t see the defense team much. But from what I hear Uzumaki-sama is well… different.
Sakura: What do you mean?
AU Sakura: Well he…
Messenger: Sakura-sama. We`ve been breached. The defense team is calling for urgent support.
AU Sakura: Ready the troops. We leave ASAP. You too pinky. We are going to need everyone we can get.
*The recon troops arrive at the battlefield. The battle comes to a climax when the Konoha troops are cornered. AU Sakura is attacked by 2 enemy squads. Naruto jumps in front of them, takes a kunai to the leg and kills the enemies. The battle is over.*
AU Sakura: Uzumaki-sama? Why?
Naruto: Why so formal Sakura? We were best friends when we were little. Did you forget already?
AU Sakura: I guess I did.
Naruto: I kind of had a crush on you. You look beautiful. I never got to say it before.
AU Sakura: Well you don`t look too bad yourself…Naruto.
Sakura: That`s great. I`m so happy for you two. Could you please get me back to my world. I have my own Naruto to see.
|Alternate chuunin exam| Sakura beat Ino and has advanced into the finals. Her opponent is Gaara. She faught valiantly but was defeated Gaara is going for the kill.*
Sakura: I failed. Sasuke-kun I`m sorry.
Gaara: NOW DIE.
*Sakura closes her eyes but sees Naruto has intercepted the sand.*
Gaara: What are YOU doing here?
Naruto: You touch her one more time and the medics will have their hands full.
Gaara: Is that right? And what are you going to do to me? Everyone is watching. How about you stop running your mouth and stop me. (Gaara attacks again).
Sakura: Naruto get out of here. It`s not worth it.
Naruto: The hell it isn`t. (stops the sand with a shadow clone) If you`re not worth it than nobody is.
Judge: The match is over. Gaara wins by forfeit.
Sakura: Naruto… Thank you…
*It is a day before Naruto becomes hokage. He was just about to confess to Sakura when the Kyuubi went berserk. Sakura was mortaly injured before Naruto was able to revert.*
Naruto: SAKURA-CHAN. (holds her) Not yet not like this.
Sakura: Naruto... It`s alright. It`s not your fault. Naruto...
Naruto: Yes? (cries)
Sakura: Thank you for the memories... (smiles and dies)
Naruto: SAKURA-CHAN DON`T. NOT YET. Please... don`t leave me... (cries uncontrolably)
Kyuubi: You are pathetic. I nearly whiped out your village and you cry for one girl? Pittyful.
Naruto: You bastard... You are going to pay... You are not getting avay with it this time.
Kyuubi: And how do you plan on punishing me? We are one. You can`t kill me without dying yourself.
Naruto: (glare) I know (starts forming a rasengan)
Kyuubi: You wouldn`t dare. Tommorow your dream comes true. You won`t end it here you child.
Naruto: That was a childish dream. And it is pointless without her. (deep breath) Wait for me Sakura-chan.
Kyuubi: NARUTO UZUMAKI DON`T YOU DARE!
Naruto: WAIT FOR ME (Hits himself in the chest with the Rasengan) wait for m... (dies)
Edited by StrikerTheNoble, 11 January 2018 - 07:33 PM.