Sakura for Hokage?
Started by plastic_phoenix, Mar 04 2006 05:11 AM
9 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 04 March 2006 - 05:11 AM
For the sake of being stupid let's flip everything over and make Sakura Hokage and Naruto boytoy/husband of the Hokage. Sakura bringing home the ramen while Naruto plays housewife and keeps the children from catching the cat on fire.
I get this hilarous mental image of Naruto in a fluffy pink apron yelling at his daughter to stop gluing the baby to the wall, damnit! Or shouting "How many time have I told you not to shove fishsticks up your nose! Stop it, now. Don't make me come back there!" Meanwhile Sakura's wearing the pimp hat and ordering random male ninja to go fetch her some booze.
Sakura for Hokage because Naruto looks lovely in pink.
I get this hilarous mental image of Naruto in a fluffy pink apron yelling at his daughter to stop gluing the baby to the wall, damnit! Or shouting "How many time have I told you not to shove fishsticks up your nose! Stop it, now. Don't make me come back there!" Meanwhile Sakura's wearing the pimp hat and ordering random male ninja to go fetch her some booze.
Sakura for Hokage because Naruto looks lovely in pink.
#2
Posted 04 March 2006 - 08:55 PM
that'd be... scary. O_____O
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#3
Posted 05 March 2006 - 08:48 AM
Heh. I can see Naruto using sexy no jutsu and doing the googly-eye technique.
"You know you stuck with me cause I'm hot!"
Then the complimentary Sakura love tap. XD
"You know you stuck with me cause I'm hot!"
Then the complimentary Sakura love tap. XD
#5
Posted 06 March 2006 - 02:31 PM
naw I dont think Naruto would just let Sakura be Hokage, he would do eveything in his power to reach it so Sakura wouldnt want to take it.....but if she did lol it would be kinda hilarious
#6
Posted 06 March 2006 - 04:13 PM
As funny as it is (because it is pretty hilarious) I think having Sakura would be Hokage would be too similar to having Tsunade as the Hokage, to a certain extent. The obvious counter argument is that having Naruto would be just like having the 4th (to a certain extent, I imagine it might be). I say hey, at least it skipped. What about Kakashi as Hokage? Would that ever happen? or Shikamaru? (Not that I don't want Naruto to be Hokage or anything, but he's apparently the better leader in so far as numbers and strategy go.) Or better yet, like in a couple of stories I've seen (simply for the purposes of messing with poor Naruto's head) could you imagine Sasuke as Hokage? (That's got to be the worst.)
#7
Posted 06 March 2006 - 07:42 PM
Sasuke as Hokage, ha! That would be just as funny.
Kakashi: Sorry, Naruto you can't be Hokage, you don't meet the height requirment so it's been decided to give Sasuke the title.
Naruto: What SOBs decided on this.
Kakashi: Fangirls, of course. The breed like rabbits around here.
Kakashi: Sorry, Naruto you can't be Hokage, you don't meet the height requirment so it's been decided to give Sasuke the title.
Naruto: What SOBs decided on this.
Kakashi: Fangirls, of course. The breed like rabbits around here.
#8
Posted 06 March 2006 - 08:59 PM
QUOTE (plastic_phoenix @ Mar 6 2006, 03:42 PM)
Sasuke as Hokage, ha! That would be just as funny.
Kakashi: Sorry, Naruto you can't be Hokage, you don't meet the height requirment so it's been decided to give Sasuke the title.
Naruto: What SOBs decided on this.
Kakashi: Fangirls, of course. The breed like rabbits around here.
Kakashi: Sorry, Naruto you can't be Hokage, you don't meet the height requirment so it's been decided to give Sasuke the title.
Naruto: What SOBs decided on this.
Kakashi: Fangirls, of course. The breed like rabbits around here.
I always pictured Naruto's and Sakura's son or daughter beating Naruto at becoming Hokage. I think his reaction would be quite funny if that happened. I can also picture him begging his child to let him wear the hat once in awhile and living the hokage life vicariously through his kid and causing a ton of trouble doing so.
Urazz: Hey sis what's going on?
Urazz's Sister: I cut myself.
Urazz: Take it like a man even if your a woman.
Urazz's Sister: Ok!
*Urazz's Sister kicks Urazz in the groin.*
Urazz: $%^&*#
Urazz's Sister: I dunno. I'm sure it's much better to take it like a woman. That was evidence to support my theory.
*Urazz whimpers like a baby*
Urazz's Sister: I cut myself.
Urazz: Take it like a man even if your a woman.
Urazz's Sister: Ok!
*Urazz's Sister kicks Urazz in the groin.*
Urazz: $%^&*#
Urazz's Sister: I dunno. I'm sure it's much better to take it like a woman. That was evidence to support my theory.
*Urazz whimpers like a baby*
#9
Posted 10 March 2006 - 03:18 AM
QUOTE (plastic_phoenix @ Mar 4 2006, 01:11 AM)
For the sake of being stupid let's flip everything over and make Sakura Hokage and Naruto boytoy/husband of the Hokage. Sakura bringing home the ramen while Naruto plays housewife and keeps the children from catching the cat on fire.
I get this hilarous mental image of Naruto in a fluffy pink apron yelling at his daughter to stop gluing the baby to the wall, damnit! Or shouting "How many time have I told you not to shove fishsticks up your nose! Stop it, now. Don't make me come back there!" Meanwhile Sakura's wearing the pimp hat and ordering random male ninja to go fetch her some booze.
Sakura for Hokage because Naruto looks lovely in pink.
I get this hilarous mental image of Naruto in a fluffy pink apron yelling at his daughter to stop gluing the baby to the wall, damnit! Or shouting "How many time have I told you not to shove fishsticks up your nose! Stop it, now. Don't make me come back there!" Meanwhile Sakura's wearing the pimp hat and ordering random male ninja to go fetch her some booze.
Sakura for Hokage because Naruto looks lovely in pink.
Sakura in a pimp hat... Lol! Someone has got to make a pic with Sakura in pimp clothes!
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#10
Posted 10 March 2006 - 04:00 AM
ROFL I CANT GET THAT OUT OF MY HEAD ROFL
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