"Know what my favorite part of the job is? Catching the student making out in the janitor's closet."
World's worst shoe salesman
World's Worst
Started by KonaKonaFan, Feb 11 2013 06:23 AM
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 01:58 AM
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xerorains
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:46 PM
"I know just what kind of shoe you need. Wait a minute, we keep the bobo's in the back."
World's Worst Crossing Guard
World's Worst Crossing Guard
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Killer Bee's Album
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:40 PM
"'I don't have my wizard staff but I guess this stop sign will do, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!'"
World's worst hostage negotiator.
World's worst hostage negotiator.
Edited by Killer Bee's Album, 13 February 2013 - 03:43 PM.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:21 PM
"Ok, you can kill the President, but PLEASE don't take our money!!"
World's worst animator
World's worst animator
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Slextrem
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- Interests:I have many interests in life and reading manga happens to be one of them. My favorite pairing is definitely NaruSaku.
Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:47 PM
QUOTE (KonaKonaFan @ Feb 13 2013, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Ok, you can kill the President, but PLEASE don't take our money!!"
World's worst animator
World's worst animator
"Hinata's confessed? Let's give her the best animation we have. We'll go low-budget on Naruto's fight with Pein."
World's worst student.
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James S Cassidy
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:49 PM
"Pff, what do I need to read for, I got the internet don't I?"
World's worst fan (could be a fan of everything)
World's worst fan (could be a fan of everything)
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jworks
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:56 AM
"I mean, they're okay i guess."
World's worst sculptor
World's worst sculptor
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 01:26 AM
"Today, I'll be exhibiting my newest work of art- Spongebob, made entirely out of Bendaroos!"
World's worst driving instructor
World's worst driving instructor
#29
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- Location:The desert in the west
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:22 AM
"Oh its okay. Hitting one pedestrian isn't anything unusual."
Worlds worst sex ed teacher
Worlds worst sex ed teacher
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:40 AM
Babies come from the Stork, or you can always pick one up at a blue light special at Walmart.
Worlds Worst Taxi Driver
Worlds Worst Taxi Driver
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xerorains
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:14 PM
A businessman flags down a yellow taxi and hops into the back. "Quick, I need to get to Front and Ashmore!"
"No problem, sir, I know a shortcut." The taxi driver replies.
Several minutes later, the taxi stalls out on the interstate, completely out of gas.
"That's just great. I'm going to be late! And for god's sake, WILL YOU STOP THE METER!?" The business man says
"I must be apologizing sir, the meter is broken."
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World's Worst Architect
"No problem, sir, I know a shortcut." The taxi driver replies.
Several minutes later, the taxi stalls out on the interstate, completely out of gas.
"That's just great. I'm going to be late! And for god's sake, WILL YOU STOP THE METER!?" The business man says
"I must be apologizing sir, the meter is broken."
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World's Worst Architect
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:49 PM
"Don't invite the boss over for dinner! He'll realize that the awesome new house design I just gave him was a copy of my own house!"
World's worst let's player
World's worst let's player
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xerorains
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:00 PM
"Today I am going to be playing my favorite game, Shaq Fu..."
World's Worst Carwasher
World's Worst Carwasher
Edited by xerorains, 15 February 2013 - 09:01 PM.
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jworks
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:41 AM
"I don't know what you're talking about, those scratches were already there!"
World's worst Mangaka
World's worst Mangaka
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 03:55 PM
" I want to change how the plot is going including the characters. So, I'll pull some things from out of nowhere and continue with them, and make them fit somehow with the plot to not be considered the most foul and worst mangaka "
World's Worst Teacher
World's Worst Teacher
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だ る い
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- Location:California
Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:57 PM
"Just bubble in the damn sheet. I'll change the answers for you later."
World's worst neurosurgeon.
World's worst neurosurgeon.
Star Crossed Lovers
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 05:20 PM
" Is it this part of the brain or this part here ?. Oh well, we already dissect it, so let's try our luck and hope to not make the person a looney "
World's Worst Waiter
World's Worst Waiter
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Killer Bee's Album
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Genin
Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:08 PM
"The next customer that complains, I'm going pee and fart on their food."
World's worst projectionist.
World's worst projectionist.
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James S Cassidy
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Heaven and Earth Deity
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 12:03 AM
*shadow puppets* "It's a dog...now it's a deer....now it's me and Ms. Briggs in the janitor's closet."
World's worst Radio host
World's worst Radio host
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:28 AM
QUOTE (James S Cassidy @ Feb 18 2013, 06:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*shadow puppets* "It's a dog...now it's a deer....now it's me and Ms. Briggs in the janitor's closet."
World's worst Radio host
World's worst Radio host
"Hello and welcome to W4.55, America's favorite rock station, and let me tell you, you're in for a special treat today. We're just going to take phone calls and talk about national news all day today!"
World's worst farmer
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