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Started by KonaKonaFan, Feb 11 2013 06:23 AM

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#1 KonaKonaFan

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:23 AM

This is based off a short form improv game I play in theatre. Basically, person 1 says an occupation, and person two says something that the worst person in that occupation would say, and then says another occupation for the next person. Example:

Person 1: world's worst teacher

Person 2: "Now class, this is the proper technique for your meth lab."

world's worst football coach

Person 3: "Now, don't worry son, if you get tired in the middle of a game, you can just lay down and rest in the middle of the field."

world's worst mom




Get it? I'll start.

World's worst dentist.

Edited by KonaKonaFan, 11 February 2013 - 06:24 AM.

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#2 James S Cassidy

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:52 PM

"Don't mind the twitching. It comes and goes."

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:06 PM

dont worry this case will take only a life time and then you ll loose and go to jail.
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god is sweet.......
courage,,,,,,,,,,,
doesn't always roar.............
sometimescourage is quite voice at the
end of the day saying,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
'll try again tomorrow"

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:26 PM

"Woah, you want us to build that house? *snicker* Alright. It's your money."

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#5 KonaKonaFan

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:48 PM

"Um, no, I'm not taking your meal back to the chef. Does it LOOK like I care that there's a toenail in it?"

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:14 PM

"Your car will take a whole year to finish. Don't worry about it, I heard that walking is very healthy these days."


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

"Uh, which end do the bullets go into?"

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:39 PM

Dane Cook? lol jk.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 02:44 PM

dont worry folks i ll delete the main characters and take my life to finish the manga but i wont finish it worlds worst musician

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 02:49 PM

"E chord, and done."

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 03:14 PM

"I'm married to Katie Holmes. I'm not gay."

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:23 PM

"OK, fine, you can eat all the rat poison, but don't tell your parents!"

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:31 PM

QUOTE (KonaKonaFan @ Feb 12 2013, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"OK, fine, you can eat all the rat poison, but don't tell your parents!"

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"Don't worry. The dye is supposed to make your hair look green... I think..."

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:42 PM

"Hmm I once heard that this ritual will turn my dog into a hellhound *starts fire*."


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:54 PM

""So I got you in a part for the movie "Farmers and Sheep: A true love tale"

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:14 PM

Yeah so we dont have any guests today because I'm not in the mood to talk and I'm just gonna play Justin Bieber's song baby 24/7


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:16 PM

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:28 PM

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:27 PM

*Takes out cigarette* Hey bro you got a light?

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:51 PM

"Let me put you on hold."

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