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[gamerman_007]

Rules:
1) Max limit is 500 words.
2) If it is naughty, stick it under a spoiler tag, lets not poison our youth's minds.
3) Doesnt have to be narusaku. Any pairing.
(Rules may be updated)
thats all, i'll start.

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Uzumaki Naruto was loving this. Not because he had finally acheived his dream of hokageship at the age of 16, even he was gald. What made him smile today was his wife, Haruno Sakura, or more appropiatley Uzumaki Sakura. Not only that, but she was wearing a school girl uniform.

Oh, how he loved that school girl uniform. It was above cut the knee, and had a low neck line. a very low cut neck line. And the best part? No undies underneath. God was smiling down from heaven.

Naruto tenderly wrapped his arms around her waist and started to nibble on her neck. His hands quickly slipped underneath her shirt and he began to fondle. His favorite activity was exploring. And sex, lots of sex.

He laid her on their king-sized bed and began to remove her skirt. Not wanting to be outdone, Sakura removed his shirt and his pants in less then a second. That must be a new record. Soon both were naked, grasping, fondling and kissing passionatley.

They ended that night in ecstasy.

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

wow... that wasn't too 'naughty'... :rolleyes: hmmm... i'm not good at this drabble thingy... i'll work up one later...

[gamerman_007]

Why thank you.
Another i make for all.

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Sakura was pregnant.
Holy crap.
Holy f***ing crap.
Holy holy f***ing crap.

"H-h-how did that happen?" Naruto asked timidly.
"Idiot" sakura rolled her eyes ' I cant believe I married this idiot.'
"remember when i was in that school girl uniform?" Naruto nodded his head "That was real fun" he said with a smutty smile. "Well thats how it happened" "Really?" "Yup" "Damn"

[Danni]

Hey i got this pic just perfect w/ that story

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narusaku

that what i thought when i saw the pic.

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

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[gamerman_007]

By the sweet almighty god, that pic is perfect for it.

btw, i posted my drabble in the fanfic library, i wonder if i should take them and put them up on FF.net?

[jigglychu]

By the sweet almighty god, that pic is perfect for it.

btw, i posted my drabble in the fanfic library, i wonder if i should take them and put them up on FF.net?

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YES.

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

definitely!

[gamerman_007]

More I say!

Warnings: Crack ensues!

Legal

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Kakashi x Ino

They had another child, a beautiful baby girl. The total count? three kids. One boy, two girls. Kakshi wonders, will they be like their mom? Loud, bossy, and a bit (too) controlling?

Many wonder why kakashi nevevr looked at any women till Ino. He simply replied with a pervevrted smile "I was waiting 'till she was legal". He then went on his merry way , reading his porn.

Orgy

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OTVO-(One True village Orgy)

The room looked like like crap. sake bottles, and unconcouis human bodies littered the ground, in varying states of undress. The place would remind anyone of the after math of a hardcore, beer induced frat party. This party got so way out of hand that no one would leave this area a virgin. This day would always be remembered as "The Great Ninja Orgy".

Ever.

Alcohol

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Naruto x Sakura x Kakashi

Sakura looked at the ceiling. Her head hurt, and so did those places. She wondered, "What the hell did I do last night." She looked to her left and saw the sleeping face of Naruto, and on her right, her sensei, Kakashi. Her eyes widened fractionally as she remembered what had transpired. Oh God! She banged had Naruto, and her sensei!

More later, expect to see a Gaara x Sasame in the future.

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

haha! yay! i'm a pervert, aren't i... ah, well! :devil:

[gamerman_007]

I've posted all mah drabbles on FF.net!

Linkage no Jutsu!


Heh, to everyone: Post your own drabbles! Please?

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

well, here's one i did for the other drabble thread. not too good. ah, well. five minutes of work. what can you expect?

so, here is my pathetic attempt of a drabble.
Cold: 297 words

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It was another rainy day in Konoha. Sakura stared out her watery window at the bleak scenery -- the lonely, deserted roads to the gray and unhappy sky. It seemed to stretch out until the horizon. Shivering, she thought, I need to get a blanket... It's freezing in here... True, it was cold, but this was a different type. Sakura's house itself was well heated -- her overprotective mother made sure of that... She knew this chill very well, too well. It came from the loneliness in her heart. Both her teammates had gone off, and she was left uncared for and unattended to.

Gently, she picked up her photo album. Skimming through the pictures, she ran her fingers across each photo like they were her very life. Her memories had stayed through the years, yes, and she was always grateful for her friend... But her heart yearned for something more. She wanted... Naruto... Where are you... Trying to get her mind off the many incidents that broke her heart particulalry regarding one Uchiha, she got up and made some hot chocolate.

She could feel its warmth trickle down her inside, soothing her... But it wasn't enough. She was still icy cold inside. Suddenly, two hands gently combed her hair. "Mom, please... I want to be alone right now..." But the skilled hands didn't stop. They massaged her worries away, hit every spot on her neck like it was memorized.

A warm breath was felt on the back of her neck. Two lips gently kissed her cheek. "I love you, Sakura-chan." And the body whirled her around and kissed her. Outside, the rain had stopped, and the birds resumed their daily activites. A ray of sunlight came through the thick clouds, and Sakura wasn't cold anymore... She had found her warmth.

well, i know that was extremely sappy and bad. ''^^ ah, well. i tried my best.

[gamerman_007]

MTR!! That was nice!! You win........nothing!!

Another one:

Cats

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Pairing: NaruSaku
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Naruto did not like cats.

So when his kids brought in a stray one, he immedialty said no.

Hell no.

A strict hell no.

They got to keep it anyway.

After being convinced by his wife Sakura (cough cough), he grudgingly said "Yes, we can keep the damn cat."

He tried to be nice to it.

The cat scratched him.

He kicked it in response.

Stupid cat.
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Post your drabbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamerman_007]

Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive


Yay for crack! It's Gaara x Sasame:

Boobs
Warning: Lime, Mention of boobs

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Gaara likes boobs. He liked them big, he liked them soft and squishy. While Gaara was no pervert(atleast he thought he wasn't), he loved boobs. So it was no surprise when Sasame felt inadequate. She was only an A-cup. She wished she was as busty as Hinata, who sported a C-cup, or Sakura, who owned a double-D surprise.

So she tried a manner of ways to increase her bust. Ranging from pushup bras, to stuffing tissue paper in her bra. Hell, she even considered a boob job.

Nothing worked.

But Gaara didn't care, since, while fondling and nibbling on her petite breasts, he told her his favorite pair of jugs where hers.

Gaara likes boobs.

But Gaara loves Sasame's boobs.

[Sir Whirly]

Now for a slightly less perverted story.

Title: How the Proud Azure Beast of Konoha came to be.

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[i] It hurt, oh god it hurt. But my body held no comparison, to the pieces of my heart that splashed around in my chest cavity. My reason for living laid there, her eyes dull and lifeless, devoid the fire of youth she always held. I kneeled, tears running down my face as my sensei leaned against a tree unconcious, scooping her cold body in my arms. Her once vibrant chesnut colored hair was now matted with blood and dirt, my own broken bloody fist just adding to the dicoloring. I killed that man who took away my light, my fire. His destroyed and broken body lying in ruins, barely discernable as a human being he once was. I took his life when I tapped into three gates using my kenjutsu Ura Renge, but I didn't stop. I just kept beating him with my fist, over and over. Kakashi-sempai had to pull me off of him.

Tracing a finger along her cheek I bent over and kissed her nose like we always did. Just a couple of teenagers in love. A tear fell onto her brow, for her nose was destroyed, bent in akward ways. He moved down to her lips to kiss, as if he was trying to give her life. Once a cute pale pink, now her lips were a blue as deep as ice. Closeing her once sparkling grey eyes, a sob racked him as he laid her down, his large brows shadowing his face. Standing slowly, he moved away towards his bag, which remarkably remained intact despite the large fight with four cloud-nins.

Kakashi looked towards his friend and comrade, saddness showing in his and Obito's eyes, a tear trailing down from the Sharingan. Gai stripped down out of his clothes, standing in the sunlight of what should be a beautiful spring. He stood there, nude his eyes closed as he put his face into the sun. He then bent down and pulled out the green suit she had gotten him. He honestly hated how it look. But for her he would wear this for the rest of his life, for now he had to carry his and her youthful spirit. Slipping it on, he threw on his chuunin vest over it and tied his hitae around his head.

"Kakashi," Gai said softly as he looked down to his love, " From here on out, you and me shall be rivals. I will train hard to beat you, and in turn be strong enough to protect my precious people. I will not fail her again."

"Hai." Kakashi said as he slipped his hitae back over his aching eye. Gai took out his hand and with a kunai, he slit his palm and held it out as the blood dripped.

" In the springtime of my youth, will spirit of fire, and the will of two, I will never be too weak to protect my loved ones. Ossu!" Kakashi walked over to Gai's sensei and slung him over his shoulder. The Azure Beast of Konoha picked her up bridal style and looked to Kakashi, "Let's go home."

They both dissapeared from the destroyed clearing running towards Konoha.

[JoHamSandwich]

I can't believe I wrote this. Let me know what you guys think. DX

Keyword: Apology

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Uzumaki Naruto is confused. Haruno Sakura is hugging him, with tears on her eyes. The last time Naruto saw her was the day after he arrived from a long A-rank mission 2 years ago...

“I’m sorry Naruto… I really am. I know I should’ve told you. I didn’t mean what I said back then too. NARUTO! I’M SORRY! PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!” she cried out loud. Naruto pushed her away. He didn’t want to believe what she was saying. He knew that she would never say something like that.

Naruto was the happiest guy on earth two years ago. Sakura FINALLY confessed her love to him. They weren’t a real couple due to some complications, but the feelings they had for each other was very real. When he left for the mission, he promised Sakura that he’d write to her as much as he can. He wrote a letter every week, and sent Gamakichi to give the letters to her. He never got a reply from her…

“I don’t want to be with you… it hurts too much. I can’t trust you anymore.” His mind agreed to what he said, but his heart was saying the exact opposite. He STILL wants to be with her. He WANTS to trust what she said to him…even after what happened.

Tsunade was the one who told him about it when he was doing the mission report. “Did she tell you that she’s with Sai now?” He didn’t want to believe it, but when he saw her kissing Sai when she was leaving the hospital for the night…his heart shattered. The next day, he confronted her about it. It was a screaming contest that ended with Sakura screaming “I hate you! I don’t want to see you again!” to Naruto, who had a slap mark on his cheek, and tears falling down his face…

”Sakura…Chan.” He felt weird saying her name. Her name became taboo after what happened. He slowly moved his face towards hers. “Naruto…Thank You.” she said as she moved her face towards his. She closed her eyes, wanting to cherish the second chance that she didn’t deserve. He too, closed his eyes, waiting for that wonderful feeling that comes when their lips and hearts connect to each other again...but that feeling never came. He opened his eyes. He didn’t see a beautiful pink-haired woman in front of him. What he saw was the ceiling. “…Damn it. I knew she wouldn't say something like that to me.” he said to himself. He slowly got out of his bed…and got ready for another day. After all, he might see her today...

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

yay whirly!!! good job!
p.s. me given up fanfiction. :shamefulcry0js:

[Sir Whirly]

Thank you, oh.-smacks monkey on the head- No damnit dont!

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

yup yup. :shamefulcry0js: ah, well. besides, right now i'm working on a story to get it published! a book! yup. on japanese culture (of course) -- a book on samurais. i found the movie the last samurai to be rather inspiring, so yeah. between wrestling practice, speech and debate, piano, tamil school (my native language), and regular school hw i'm either drawing or working on my story! hopefully it'll get published, but if not, hey, it's a learning experience.
now for mine!

WARNING: slightly mature themes...

Keyword: Spring

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It was spring again. How one particular blond haired shinobi loved it. The cherry blossoms blooming, the wonderful fragrances, and -- was that a new shampoo his dear Sakura-chan was using? One eyebrow propped up.

Graceful singing was heard coming from the bathroom, and as soon as his pink-haired beauty left the room, Naruto rushed in. Ah, his nose bathed in the smell. Staring at the bottle, he read "Golden Sunshine." Naruto smiled. Today was spring -- today would be a great day.

Sakura began cooking. Gently sneaking out of the house, Naruto ran to the market. He quickly got a new, expensive pant and shirt along with a great hair cut -- all for a discount price. Today was a spring sale. Today was spring -- today would be a great day.

Coming back quickly, Sakura was still cooking. Gently coming behind her, he whirled her around and kissed her deeply. Her soft lips hovered inside him for however long he wished. Breaking apart, she breathed, "Naruto... Mmm..." Gently going through his soft and newly cut hair, her watchful eye took careful notice of his new liveries as well. Today would be a great day.

"And where did you get the money for that?" she pretended to be angry.

"From all the love I have for you." Naruto said kissing her again.

"Mmm... Order some food today... I'm so tired of cooking. I wanna go to the bed..."

Lifting her up, Naruto carried her to the bedroom. Before anyone could say anything, Naruto locked the door, smiling. Oh yes. Today was spring. It would be a great day...

But nine months from now, it would be a glorious day. :devil:

not one of my best works, yes, but hey -- five minute's worth of work. it's okay, i suppose.

[Sayaka-sama]

KakaSaku, keyword: nude :devil:

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Gravity

Christ, I don't think I've heard her break for air yet...

It was inevitable, he noticed. Every morning, it would be either Naruto or Sai who would chime in their two cents of the day and get Sakura rolling on one of her notorious rants, and it proved to be quite tedious and complex to get her to stop once she got fired up.

Twelve minutes, now. Twelve minutes.

And all because Sai called her "Mommy".

"For the millionth goddamn time, Sai, would you stop calling me that?! I swear, if it's not hag, it's something remotely similar to it. You think this is clever, you little s***head? Hey! Wipe that damn smirk off your face!..."

And so on and so forth.

And it needed to end.

He cast a wayward, speculative glance her way before he returned his gaze to the small book in his hands.

Out of nowhere, a light bulb lit up.

He flipped a few pages back, back towards the third chapter.

He found it.

With a quiet snort, he recalled that he couldn't tear his eyes away from this page for a good six minutes when he first came across it. Quite well illustrated, he believed. And very accurate in... proportions, if he had to hazard a guess.

And it was in color.

Perfect.

This ought to shut her up.

With his signature stealth, he crept towards Sakura's back, his thumb carefully marking his designated page.

Just a little further...

"...I so swear, I'll kick this boot so far up your ass, you'll be sneezing s*** for the rest of the year..."

A little further...

The spine of the book expanded, sunlight spread on the pages as he opened it behind his back.

He leaned in towards her ear.

"Hey, Sakura."

She jumped. "Er, yes, Kakashi?"

The cocked smile on his face was evident even under the censorship of his mask.

Before she could contemplate his hidden expression, he held something up.

"Could you keep yourself occupied with something more... stimulating?"

Sai chuckled. Naruto gaped in silence. Sakura, he imagined was going to pop any second now.

She simply blinked, a bored glaze in her eyes.

Huh?

Slowly she wrapped her dainty fingertips over the book's spine and pushed down, which left nothing now between her and a rather confused Hatake Kakashi.

"Kakashi."

"Hm?"

"I take it this was supposed to surprise me?"

Damn. "To an extent, yes."

Her eyes narrowed slightly. "You do realize that I'm a medic, right?"

"Yes."

"And that it's part of my profession to see some of my patients naked?"

"Uh, yes." He didn't like where this was going...

"Sometimes on a weekly basis?"

He coughed. "I suppose that could happen..."

"And half the time, I'm faced with people I couldn't care to see naked."

He paused for a bit before he spoke again. "Oh."

There was no phasing this kid anymore it seemed.

From their spot on the railing of the bridge, Sai and Naruto unanimously shuddered.

"In fact, I'm not sure if you noticed, but..."

She pried the book from Kakashi's hand, flipped it around, and pointed to a certain spot on the page with a precise index finger.

"The kittens here lack..." She searched for a second before she smiled deviously.

"...gravity."

And on that note, she snapped Icha Icha Tactics shut, placed it back in Kakashi's hands and turned on her heel before walking away.

He simply stood there, slowly drinking in her words before he flipped the book open again, discreetly back to the infamous page, and he studied it ardently for a minute while Sakura wrapped up her argument.

They don't look that wayward...

[narusakulover2468]

I swear to dog I wrote this.

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My Dad

By: narutolover2468

Okay I feel guilty about not up dating Sakura’s Child so here’s this. You will all hate me because Naruto’s dead, but I will deal with the pain.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Sigh

I do not know my dad, that's plain and simple. My mother says I am so much like him, but how would I know I've been alive for 12 years, and he died the day I was born. I was born May 27th and my brother was two years old. My dad was fighting with Uchiha Itachi and he won, but he lost his life beating that well person. I have bright blonde hair in two pigtail and jade green eyes. I am the official prankster of Konoha. Every day everyone stares at me and how much I am like my father but yet I am smarter they say. I am like the late Rikudamie my father Uzumaki Naruto and my mother Haruno Sakura. I'm Uzumaki Miyako, the next Hokage.

Dattebyou

My page- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/973400/