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[Asuma&TheCigarrete]

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Now, in regards to Naruto, it would be something like this:

Naruto: Heheh...I should show Sakura-chan this...wait then she'd punch me...but still, maybe she'd give me a chance if she read all this...but still, I really don't want to get beaten up...but I really think these people may have a point...but she's really strong...and I don't want to be in the hospital...

You forgot the part where Ino-chan apears from nothing and gives him a Butt-Kick while yealding:

Just Do It "PAKA"!

[Denim88]

You forgot the part where Ino-chan apears from nothing and gives him a Butt-Kick while yealding:

Just Do It "PAKA"!

haha, ah yes, Ino's always been the kind of girl to motivate others...in her own special way...

[narutokage]

haha, ah yes, Ino's always been the kind of girl to motivate others...in her own special way...

lol..go Ino, maybe she can put some sense into the knucklehead ninja and the pink haired one. It would be funny if she gets them together

[whoamii]

lol..go Ino, maybe she can put some sense into the knucklehead ninja and the pink haired one. It would be funny if she gets them together

Have I mentioned how much I love it when Ino gets involved with those two? It's hilarious...I believe I've mentioned that many times...

[Denim88]

I could see it now, Ino hosting a talk show for kunoichi everywhere:

Ino: Hello Shinobi world, today's topic is "My boyfriend is the Rokudaime Hokage. How do I keep our relationship strong while he's running the village?" To talk further on the topic, we have a very special guest, Sakura Haruno.

Sakura: (slowly walks onto stage set) Ino, so help me, I'm going to kill you after-

Ino: So, Sakura, is it difficult to have a romantic relationship with a man as busy as Naruto?

Sakura: (blushes ten shades darker than her skin) Ah-I...er...well, no, I mean...

Ino: Does he make sweet, passionate love to you every night that you two are home?

Sakura: O_O; What???

Ino: I'll take that as a yes. Now, when we return, "My fiance is a lazy cloud watching shinobi in Konoha, and I'm the older sister of the current Kazekage? How do I get him to come to Suna more often?"

Oh wow, I'm so proud of myself for that one, lol

[Denim88]

a) Naruto in a body bag

B) Sex

c) They stare at each other, laugh, say "What kind of crap is that!?"...and have very strong fantasies of each other the following night due to our fanfics.

Of course none of us would have to worry about a pissed Sakura coming to our doorstep. Even if it could happen...just throw random Sasuke/Sai fanart to distract her. If that doesn't work, see if you could find nude photos of Naruto. Yeah, that would do it.

Ah, the naked shinobi fanart jutsu. Every kunoichi's worst nightmare, lol :thumbs:

[Pite]

"C'est tres bien mon amis!"(It' great ! My love") Naruto
"Shaddap and get back to bed Naruto"Sakura.

[ChibiChan]

HAHA I've ALWAYS had visions of if something like this were to happen.... !!

I would pay MONEY to see how Naruto would react to reading a hard-core lemon fanfic He'd probably pull a full-on Keitaro Urashima-style nosebleed and get rendered unconscious ... xD And then Sakura's reaction ....she'd probably get uber red in the face while secretly saving all the mature content on her flash drive

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[JABR]

Just as something interesting is about to happen....

Kakashi appears with a 'Yo', then hijacks the site using to find more Icha Icha information.

[MelisaArtemis]

Naruto: Do we really that obvious?

Sakura: Well, I'm not complaining

Naruto: Wanna smex?

Sakura: You bet XD

[Melancholy Vixen]

Naruto: "I'd be more afraid if it weren't for the fact that they're rooting for me and Sakura-chan. "

Sakura: "AARRRGHHH WHAT THE HELL SHANNARO!!11!"

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OR

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Naruto: "I KNEW IT! SEE!" *Points*

Sakura: "Huh. Well okay then. Let's do it."

Naruto: *Silent victory*

[Codus N]

lol..go Ino, maybe she can put some sense into the knucklehead ninja and the pink haired one. It would be funny if she gets them together

funny & interesting, you mean

[roninmedia]

I don't know, but I bet Sakura found the site once she switched from the bloated overrated Internet Explorer everyone used to love to Firefox.

[kai yoko]

if sakura read a narusaku lemon on fanfiction then she would*reads a quick lemon* i think she would know

[Ashley]

If they would have to discover this site, they would discover the wonders of the internet first.

And search their names on the computer later on.

Naruto: Ehh? What's this site all about?

*CLICK*

Sakura: ........

In the end, Sakura destroyed the computer, and punched Naruto for discovering the website.

BAD END.

[Recompense]

Naruto: Wow! So THAT'S What a Love-Button Is!

Sakura: Naruto. Are you looking at Weird Sites again?

Naruto: *Turns Computer off* Uh... N-No! Sakura-chan! Of course not!

Sakura: Good.

And that's about it.

[kabu-chan]

Naruto:

Sakura:

Inner Sakura: SHANNARO BAYBAY!

Edited by kabu-chan, 16 May 2008 - 05:35 PM.

[Naruto s_gurl_sakura]

Naruto: YES PEOPLE LOVE US TOGETHER!I KNEW IT!
Sakura:Shut up!I think we're being stalked!!We have to watch what we say!
Naruto:Why...?If were being stalked then whats the point...?
Sakura:Ok fine.But turn of the computer.
Naruto:Ok!

*Turns off lights....To have fun XD*

[tcross]

I just had to reply to this. Most of the people wrote how sakura would respond in part one. In part two, I think things would go something like this:

Naruto is randomly surfing the web when he decides to randomly google narusaku.com. Seeing it on top of the page combined with the words "Naruto" and "Sakura", Naruto clicks on the link. Twenty minutes later Naruto yells "HEY SAKURA! LOOK AT THIS!" sakura walks over to the computer "what is it?" "look at this website I found."Sakura takes a seat beside Naruto, five minutes later, she has no look of anger on her face. Instead, it seems she's about as red as an apple. Turning towards Naruto, Sakura looks at Naruto with a blank stare. "Is anything wrong, Sakura-chan?" Sakura continues to stare at him."Please. Tell me what's wr-" he was cut off as Sakura decided to give him mouth-to-mouth. Sending them both crashing to the floor. All that was heard during their small make-out session was when Sakura said "You. Me. Bedroom. Now." The great lesson Naruto learned that day was that apparently Sakura's secret was known by every member of the site, and now Naruto knew it as well, so why bother keeping it?