It's an article from Nicktoon magazine.
Here is the summary:
Sources say the two were introduced back when Bart's sister, Lisa was dating hunky Naruto. We broke that story here. Lisa and Naruto are now in splitsville, but Bart and Sakura seem inseparable. Sakura insists they're just friends, but a source close to the couple says Bart is totally Sakura's type." He's like Sasuke with a little less smarts," she said.
Bart's bud, Milhouse says Simpson may have met his match in more ways than one.
" Sakuea could totally kick his butt -- uh... oops! I wasn't supposed to say anything. Bart's gonna kill me."
We won't tell.
Funny how Sakura is reading Bart's favorite comic Radioactive Man while he is reading Sailor Moon. Guess Sakura's favorite manga is Sailor Moon!
Totally outrageous yet oddly amusing. Thought I'd share.