It's my duty, honor, and priviledge to bestow upon you Mother of Baby Jesus's greatest gift, a blessing wrapped in shiny musculature and leather pants.
Pecs bequeathed unto chiseled bodies, writhing upon stages for too-long starved hungry ladies of the west, east, south, and north.
Let those blessed with comrades in arms, in starvation, and in toxication join together, answer the call of the Raunchy Otherworlds. Therewith we will rain upon endless showers of green.
Hera above, Oprah beneath, and Bellatrix below have sought forth to claim upon the man-littered grounds and skies and heavens, send forth Archangels of Unf as Messengers of the Destruction of all Ovaries.
...Winter is Here.
Synopsis:
um who cares?
Plot:
um who cares?
Characters i.e., Insert Here bill slots:
as Michael "Magic Mike" Lane
as Adam (The Kid)
as Dallas
as Ken
as Big Ahem Richie
Graphical Break-Down of the Subtextual Character Development:
via http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/magic_mike/
via http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/magic_mike/reviews/?type=top_critics
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Edited by krisk, 08 July 2012 - 08:14 AM.