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#3061 Phantom_999

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Posted 03 May 2019 - 09:49 AM

"Masashi Kishimoto rushed to give her a token wedding to Sasuke"

They got a wedding? Where? When? It is never mentioned nor is it even expressed that anyone went. What did they drive to ninja equivalent to Las Vegas and got married by a Ninja Elvis at a ninja Jewish synagogue? I guess so. Hell, not even Naruto...THE SUPPOSED BEST FRIEND TO BOTH SASUKE AND SAKURA....didn't even get an invite.

"It didn't even give Sarada and her mom a solid relationship as seen with her and Sasuke, or Boruto and his father. To make things worse, while Sakura was eventually confirmed as the mother, we still never see any real romance between her and Sasuke like the other couples, instead relegating her to a housewife role."

Woah woah woah...hold up

1. Naruto and Burrito and Sasuke and Salad do NOT have a solid relationship with each other. If at all, it is anything, but solid. It is so rocky that it makes meteors look like pillows. This is an absolute fallacy.

2. "Boruto and his father." 15 years of a story and still it is "Boruto's dad."

3. Yeah, because Karin said "Sakura is your mother" that is all the proof they need. Despite Salad looking like Karin, needing glasses like Karin, Karin giving Sakura her glasses and in turn Karin got the umbilical cord, no birth certificate, Sakura's inability to answer questions, and a story that is so unbelievably ridiculous that you question whether or not it is even true...., but because Karin says she is...she is. Again. EVERYTHING IS A TELL, NOT SHOW KIND OF STORY.

If Sakura truly is the mother, when the hell did they even consummate? Why does Salad even need glasses? What the hell does any of it NOT make sense?

WHY DID KARIN GIVE SAKURA HER GLASSES AND SHE GAVE KARIN THE UMBILICAL CORD? That is makes no sense. Not a single one. Mementos? Honestly, how parents in this forum right now have given the umbilical cord of your child to someone else because "they were there when they were born?" What the hell kind of stupid logic is that? Even the DNA test said that Karin was the mother, but forget all the practical and hard evidence...because Karin said Salad is Sakura's biological mother....mystery solved.



4. Finally they admit that there is NO romance between Sasuke and Sakura.....BUUUUUUT it just leads to questions...THEN HOW WAS SALAD CONCEIVED? NO...REALLY. WAS SASUKE RAPED? DID SHE JUST GO TO OROCHIMARU TO BE INJECTED WITH SASUKE'S CELLS?

HOW COME NOONE SEES THE PROBLEM WITH THIS? So Sasuke does not love Sakura and shows no romantic interest to the point that he won't even hug her.....BUT YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE THEY HAD SEX TO PRODUCE SALAD??!!!1

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW HOW BABIES ARE MADE?!

JUST......GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*bangs my head against the wall for 5 minutes*

Okay....I'm sorry. I am not yelling at anyone, but....why? Why don't these people see the issues? It is so obvious that none of this makes sense, but they refuse to admit that apparently Sakura can be pregnant by Sasuke through immasculate conceptions.

Boruto confirms it....Salad is Jesus Christ. Hallelujah. Joy to the world. Salad is born through the sheer will of Sakura wanting to have Sasuke's kid.

Reminds me of this.

 

Oh we know. there are so many plot contrivances regarding that plot point that thinking on it is opening a new can of worms. and I again would like to point out that Nardo even made that whole speech about how Familial bonds run deeper than just blood, and how Sakura is Sarada's mother even if she was not born to her. So WHAT was the point of that speech if they were going to be like "PSYCH!!!! Sakura was your biological mother after all!"? And that episode seems to JUST BE RAMMING IT DOWN our throats. it's like they need to CONVINCE whatever audience is watching that Sarada is SS's child :ermm:  


Edited by Phantom_999, 06 May 2019 - 01:01 PM.

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Posted 03 May 2019 - 05:35 PM

 

Oh we know. there are so many plot contrivances regarding that plot point that thinking on it is opening a new can of worms. and I again would like to point out that Nardo even made that whole speech about how Familial bonds run deeper than just blood, and how Sakura is Sarada's mother even is she was not born to her. So WHAT was the point of that speech if they were going to be like "PSYCH!!!! Sakura was your biological mother after all!"? And that episode seems to JUST BE RAMMING IT DOWN our throats. it's like they need to CONVINCE whatever audience is watching that Sarada is SS's child :ermm:  

This is why Kishimoto's canon and this new canon are so different. Plus, we can't even count on kishimoto to take any of this seriously. I have never seen such a writer take their own property and just bastardize it so much. Kishimoto is so apathetic about Naruto that he just hand waves everything.

"Hey, Kishimoto, can we make Salad be Jesus Christ?"
Kishimoto: "What? Oh yeah sure sure...whatever. I am focusing on my new project...just do whatever in Naruto."
"See? Even Kishimoto supports out decisions."

That is basically what it is like.

Meanwhile, at an interview:
"So Kishimoto, so why did Karin give Salad her glasses?"
K: "I don't know."
"Is it supposed to be about bonds?"
K: "Yeah because Naruto is about bonds and how bonds are important so it is supposed to be about bonds cause bonds are important. Something like that...I don't care."


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Posted 03 May 2019 - 06:03 PM

Kishimoto , Ikemoto , SP , Boruto , pro ending fans (ss,nh) and the entire things that related to this franchise is pretty much look like this :

 

 

A humongous stinking sack of fart and farce.


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Posted 03 May 2019 - 09:37 PM

This is why Kishimoto's canon and this new canon are so different. Plus, we can't even count on kishimoto to take any of this seriously. I have never seen such a writer take their own property and just bastardize it so much. Kishimoto is so apathetic about Naruto that he just hand waves everything.

"Hey, Kishimoto, can we make Salad be Jesus Christ?"
Kishimoto: "What? Oh yeah sure sure...whatever. I am focusing on my new project...just do whatever in Naruto."
"See? Even Kishimoto supports out decisions."

That is basically what it is like.

Meanwhile, at an interview:
"So Kishimoto, so why did Karin give Salad her glasses?"
K: "I don't know."
"Is it supposed to be about bonds?"
K: "Yeah because Naruto is about bonds and how bonds are important so it is supposed to be about bonds cause bonds are important. Something like that...I don't care."

 

I like to think he's still struggling with his dad's death and all of that jazz, and that he doesn't care after seeing the end result of Naruto as it is now and how Boruto is and just passed the crap onto SP and his apprentice just to let them do whatever for the most part, since he's more focused on writing Samurai 7 it'd seem too.



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Posted 03 May 2019 - 10:08 PM

I follow a Sakura fan, Itachi fan who are miraculously SS fans. The way they try to justify that relationship is beyond. I used to follow another Sakura fan but when I trashed Sasuke he unfollowed me and left me battling a bunch of SS fans coming for my neCK but I prevailed. However, I must say that SS fans are def better than NH fans. Once provided with FACTS SS fans usually accept it but try to give some other BS reason. 

 

NH are the worst. Those people are straight up delusional and I'm tempted to mute "Hinata" on twitter so I cannot see her name or face.


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Posted 04 May 2019 - 03:41 AM

I like to think he's still struggling with his dad's death and all of that jazz, and that he doesn't care after seeing the end result of Naruto as it is now and how Boruto is and just passed the crap onto SP and his apprentice just to let them do whatever for the most part, since he's more focused on writing Samurai 7 it'd seem too.

Struggling with his dad's death was letting them have the ending so he could finally spend time with his family. Now it may still be effecting him, I don't know, but I imagine it is more his "new" editors and SP were pressuring him for years to get him to make nH canon using every justification they could till they finally got him at his weakest to agree to it. Now that he's a bit better due to rest, spending time with family as well as friend which he couldn't do for years, and off on his way to his new manga. Boruto's problems are their problems. They wanted it, they can fix it. The two reasons he is even still somewhat involved is if Shueisha forces him -which he just agrees to what ever they want so he can go-, or to help out his old assistant Ikemoto.







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