"Masashi Kishimoto rushed to give her a token wedding to Sasuke"
They got a wedding? Where? When? It is never mentioned nor is it even expressed that anyone went. What did they drive to ninja equivalent to Las Vegas and got married by a Ninja Elvis at a ninja Jewish synagogue? I guess so. Hell, not even Naruto...THE SUPPOSED BEST FRIEND TO BOTH SASUKE AND SAKURA....didn't even get an invite.
"It didn't even give Sarada and her mom a solid relationship as seen with her and Sasuke, or Boruto and his father. To make things worse, while Sakura was eventually confirmed as the mother, we still never see any real romance between her and Sasuke like the other couples, instead relegating her to a housewife role."
Woah woah woah...hold up
1. Naruto and Burrito and Sasuke and Salad do NOT have a solid relationship with each other. If at all, it is anything, but solid. It is so rocky that it makes meteors look like pillows. This is an absolute fallacy.
2. "Boruto and his father." 15 years of a story and still it is "Boruto's dad."
3. Yeah, because Karin said "Sakura is your mother" that is all the proof they need. Despite Salad looking like Karin, needing glasses like Karin, Karin giving Sakura her glasses and in turn Karin got the umbilical cord, no birth certificate, Sakura's inability to answer questions, and a story that is so unbelievably ridiculous that you question whether or not it is even true...., but because Karin says she is...she is. Again. EVERYTHING IS A TELL, NOT SHOW KIND OF STORY.
If Sakura truly is the mother, when the hell did they even consummate? Why does Salad even need glasses? What the hell does any of it NOT make sense?
WHY DID KARIN GIVE SAKURA HER GLASSES AND SHE GAVE KARIN THE UMBILICAL CORD? That is makes no sense. Not a single one. Mementos? Honestly, how parents in this forum right now have given the umbilical cord of your child to someone else because "they were there when they were born?" What the hell kind of stupid logic is that? Even the DNA test said that Karin was the mother, but forget all the practical and hard evidence...because Karin said Salad is Sakura's biological mother....mystery solved.
4. Finally they admit that there is NO romance between Sasuke and Sakura.....BUUUUUUT it just leads to questions...THEN HOW WAS SALAD CONCEIVED? NO...REALLY. WAS SASUKE RAPED? DID SHE JUST GO TO OROCHIMARU TO BE INJECTED WITH SASUKE'S CELLS?
HOW COME NOONE SEES THE PROBLEM WITH THIS? So Sasuke does not love Sakura and shows no romantic interest to the point that he won't even hug her.....BUT YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE THEY HAD SEX TO PRODUCE SALAD??!!!1
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW HOW BABIES ARE MADE?!
*bangs my head against the wall for 5 minutes*
Okay....I'm sorry. I am not yelling at anyone, but....why? Why don't these people see the issues? It is so obvious that none of this makes sense, but they refuse to admit that apparently Sakura can be pregnant by Sasuke through immasculate conceptions.
Boruto confirms it....Salad is Jesus Christ. Hallelujah. Joy to the world. Salad is born through the sheer will of Sakura wanting to have Sasuke's kid.
Reminds me of this.
Oh we know. there are so many plot contrivances regarding that plot point that thinking on it is opening a new can of worms. and I again would like to point out that Nardo even made that whole speech about how Familial bonds run deeper than just blood, and how Sakura is Sarada's mother even if she was not born to her. So WHAT was the point of that speech if they were going to be like "PSYCH!!!! Sakura was your biological mother after all!"? And that episode seems to JUST BE RAMMING IT DOWN our throats. it's like they need to CONVINCE whatever audience is watching that Sarada is SS's child
Edited by Phantom_999, 06 May 2019 - 01:01 PM.