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Posted 27 July 2015 - 08:40 PM

Wait, if Orochimaru was preggers with Mitsuki, then who was the father?

I don't even want to know that I'm to afraid !!! :argh: . Oro probably self impregnated himself  or he had an affair with Tony  Kishiit's stupidity has no boundaries :lmao: :lmao:  :lmao: .


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Posted 27 July 2015 - 09:47 PM

A sexual reproduction i bet. Or Orochimaru sucked off Naruto's Uzumaki kitten in exchange for some of that Sage DNA. 



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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:13 PM

.......Kishimoto and me. Can you guess which one is me?

Hmmmmm are you Bender?



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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:16 PM

Theoretically speaking the movie was going to be a flop from the very beginning because it introduced new characters that no one cares about plus we have the stupid nonsensical ending. However we do have to take in consideration that we're talking about people that wouldn't pay for the movie anyway.

There's no doubt that the movie will make money, but I seriously doubt it's going to make as much as The Last.

The amount of money Gaiden and this movie will make will dictate the future.

Tell that to the people who are reviewing the Last right now who say its a good film I mean I have lost faith in EdotheTalker and Superkamiguru now



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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:26 PM

"he does it to say kids should just shut up and understand what their parents are going through (since nrt is him)"

"in the end nrt apologizes to brt and is about to say he'll try harder and brt says the way it is now is fine and if you substitute scolding for stories of the past it's ok - wtf!"

"it's like watching those summer action movies where you just have to focus on the action part (though the villain is lame)"

That's what my friend told me about the movie

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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:35 PM

The more I hear about this film, the more I want to distance myself from this series, and wish I never read it.


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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:41 PM

Movie is better than TL and many people are gonna watch it no doubt about that. But not good enough to make them spent real cash on it, they gonna wait for it to appear in download site , or maybe just wait for the cam version. My guess is out of 100.000 people who watch it... only 100-200 people who gonna spent real cash on buying the BD release/DVD.


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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:50 PM

It's better than The Last, but that's all I got.

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Posted 27 July 2015 - 10:58 PM

This movie seems really really really bland, but then again that's probably what they were going for. The Last was a bit of a gamble and in the end, it didn't work out all that well and so now they're playing it safe. 

 

Bolt has daddy issues. Then Naruto gets kidnapped and so Bolt and Sasuke and Sarada goes to save him. Also, Kaguya. Then at the end of the movie Bolt will finally recognize his dad's feelings and then there will be a happy family reunion.

 

Nice plot Kishi, but I liked it better when it was called Road To Ninja.  


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Posted 27 July 2015 - 11:04 PM

I'm just pleased to hear that Hinata gets kittenslapped by the villains. Her Hamura Chakra and ninja process is showing.



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Posted 27 July 2015 - 11:12 PM

Tell that to the people who are reviewing the Last right now who say its a good film I mean I have lost faith in EdotheTalker and Superkamiguru now

And I have to ask, how did these people watch that movie? Oh that's right.

 

Edit. Sorry if my comment may appear arrogant, I'm just a bit mad.


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These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.


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Posted 27 July 2015 - 11:46 PM

And I have to ask, how did these people watch that movie? Oh that's right.

 

Edit. Sorry if my comment may appear arrogant, I'm just a bit mad.

I feel your pain they are two good reviewers so why are they saying its good when they know what makes a good anime.

 

Good I wish that the nostalgia critic would do a review or one of ther others they stay true, I mean they will say the animemation is good and Music maybe but the rest well I think they would all say its a load of horse kitten. I m eanto quote the nostalgia critic. "Show don't tell."



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Posted 27 July 2015 - 11:50 PM

If it flops, they re going to wish they never connect the original manga to the spinoff world, using TL.

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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:05 AM

"you have to be picked randomly from something like a lottery u apply for and mostly pros (& authorized ppl) go"

"it's an advanced screening-they never show only parts, they show you the whole movie"

A bit more info

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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:27 AM

This movie seems really really really bland, but then again that's probably what they were going for. The Last was a bit of a gamble and in the end, it didn't work out all that well and so now they're playing it safe. 

 

Bolt has daddy issues. Then Naruto gets kidnapped and so Bolt and Sasuke and Sarada goes to save him. Also, Kaguya. Then at the end of the movie Bolt will finally recognize his dad's feelings and then there will be a happy family reunion.

 

Nice plot Kishi, but I liked it better when it was called Road To Ninja.  

Its like jumping off airplane with safety procedure [parachute]. SP gamble in TL with low chance of success, they suppose to fail and bankrupt BUT with a lot of lies, sasuke and kakashi advertisement in trailer people think there will good action good battle, and no refund policies, they are save even the gamble fail and that movie suck, they still got a lot of green bucks.


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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:51 AM

Invisible rasengan? Wtf 

 

Is this what Kishi thought for "Bolt's new amazing tech" ? 

 

For kitten's sake, now I got hte confirmation that this guy's creativity skills are close to zero 


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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:51 AM

I feel your pain they are two good reviewers so why are they saying its good when they know what makes a good anime.

 

Good I wish that the nostalgia critic would do a review or one of ther others they stay true, I mean they will say the animemation is good and Music maybe but the rest well I think they would all say its a load of horse kitten. I m eanto quote the nostalgia critic. "Show don't tell."

Well if it makes you feel any better; LuckyChi did review the movie, so did 4life and I did was well. Well technically speaking I didn't do a review I just point out the moments in it and how stupid they were.


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These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.


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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:53 AM

"The guy who invents the jutsu devices claims that ninjas no longer have to train hard to gain power and that pisses Naruto off so he bans the use of them in the exam."

 

Ok Now that rule make sense. 

 

Why do child ninjas even exist if the world is supposedly "at peace" ? 


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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:54 AM

I feel your pain they are two good reviewers so why are they saying its good when they know what makes a good anime.

 

Good I wish that the nostalgia critic would do a review or one of ther others they stay true, I mean they will say the animemation is good and Music maybe but the rest well I think they would all say its a load of horse kitten. I m eanto quote the nostalgia critic. "Show don't tell."

 

They're probably biased towards NH or/and Hinata


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Posted 28 July 2015 - 12:56 AM

 

Why do child ninjas even exist if the world is supposedly "at peace" ? 

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Which I've told you - time and time again - is dangerous! There will never be consensus, son, among those you have helped to ascend. They will all differ in their views of what it means to be free. The peace you so desperately seek does not exist.
 
These men are united now by a common cause. But when this battle is finished they will fall to fighting amongst themselves about how best to ensure control. In time it will lead to war. You will see.





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