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#19161 KnS

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Posted 22 February 2015 - 09:00 AM

 
Ah, okay. What I mean is that for me the bridges are burned. I don't care about any token gestures or attempts at pacifying by producing a poster or a piddling AU.  Not that I think they will do it, but if they did It might have meant something then, but now...it's meaningless. I don't want them to bother.

 

While I agree with you overall, in principle I still feel an apology is due to the series' fans.  The destruction and betrayal extends far beyond the shipping aspect.  Seeing Naruto's character ultimately assassinated, the entire point of the series nullified, plot threads left unfinished or unanswered, and a jarring final shift in the characters' motivations... faithful fans and paying customers deserved a significantly better return on their investment.

 

The bridges are burned for me, too.  There's no way to put the disgusting, ridiculous genie back in the bottle.  But someday I would like to see Kishimoto -- or whichever powers made the decisions to destroy literally everything that made any sense just for the sake of Hinata and her fans -- admit it was an insult to sensible fans and a colossal mistake.

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I read the guy's post, and out of everything he wrote this bit caught my eye:  "This movie is nothing more than a fan service wank for those who jerk off to Hinata."

 

The irrational adulation and sickening objectification of Hinata is, at the core, the reason for the ending we got.  Her loud, rabid, relentless fans are in large part responsible for the vomit-inducing train wreck the rest of us were forced to witness.

 

And my question remains the same:  WHY?

 

What is it about her that fostered so much interest and devotion?  I get that a soft, sweet character who loves the hero without reservation might be appealing.  But those few qualities were so completely overshadowed by everything that Hinata lacked, and I can't understand her popularity.

 

In a story about ninja working hard to develop strength, skills, bravery, intuition, a reputation for reliability, selflessness, wisdom, and independence, Hinata is a total failure.  And not even a proud failure.  She's a pathetic failure, a fact that the movie appears to not only acknowledge and demonstrate repeatedly, but celebrate.

 

So Hinata -- the whimpering, useless failure -- essentially ends up the central, most important character of a series in which she originally served as the example of what NOT to be.  And there are people who are actually happy about this result.

 

I don't get it and I never will.

P.S. Kind of disappointed that a lot of people on this forum that vowed to never watch this shit, actually did. :ermm:

 

I haven't and won't.  I never even read the last two chapters of the manga.  But some people can't resist looking. It's like Lot's wife or the Nazis on the island in Raiders of the Lost Ark.  I know better than to look upon something that by its very design will reduce my IQ and scar my psyche.   :twitch:



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Posted 22 February 2015 - 02:13 PM

faithful fans and paying customers deserved a significantly better return on their investment.

I have spent money on the Naruto merchandise for fifteen years and Kishi probably went to Costa Rica on a honeymoon with his wife with that money. I don't want an apology, I want my money back with a 25% interest rate.

An apology isn't going to bring back my time and money. He's probably going to say it in a similar fashion to my sig anyways.

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#19163 Bryon_Konoha_Ninja

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Posted 22 February 2015 - 05:36 PM

That's lovely!! Maybe one of us fanfic writers could try to work that scene in somewhere? Then it doesn't have to be a lost moment!!

 

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 05:32 PM

I suspected that the amount of bullsh** was big in the film, but i didn't expected it to be this high (i might almost call it legendary). I'm never gonna watch this movie, so i'm glad someone made a very funny summary.

P.S. Kind of disappointed that a lot of people on this forum that vowed to never watch this kitten, actually did. :ermm:

 

I vowed not to watch, and I haven't. What would be the point? I've certainly heard enough about it to know it'll be bad and a waste of an hour and a half of my life that I'll never be able to get back. I like to preserve my sanity as much as I can so I prefer not to subject myself to the horrible, cringe-inducing experience that The Last is sure to be, just like I'll never watch Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey. :twitch:  In this case, ignorance really is bliss.



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Posted 23 February 2015 - 08:27 PM

I still won't watch the movie, I will never see it.

 

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 11:25 PM

I still won't watch the movie, I will never see it.

 

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 11:36 PM

I guess I'm just super pissed cause anime reviewers are really trying to justify this nonsense of a movie. They'll say that the villain was underdeveloped yet also say that that's okay because the cheesy love story between Naruto and Hinata makes up for it. I feel like, as an anime review, that's really unfair. 


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Posted 23 February 2015 - 11:48 PM

I guess I'm just super pissed cause anime reviewers are really trying to justify this nonsense of a movie. They'll say that the villain was underdeveloped yet also say that that's okay because the cheesy love story between Naruto and Hinata makes up for it. I feel like, as an anime review, that's really unfair. 

You can say that again. I guess that's why my review got big praise. Though I was warned that I can get attacked soon.

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 11:50 PM

You can say that again. I guess that's why my review got big praise. Though I was warned that I can get attacked soon.

Where is your review??


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Posted 24 February 2015 - 12:08 AM

Where is your review??

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Posted 24 February 2015 - 02:26 AM

I don't want to talk about this movie. I was in the move on station, worrying about DOA5 LR and yet I'm dragged back to the Naruto BS especially with this movie.

 

I only wish Hussy-nata was killed off earlier so we all hadn't been in this BS.


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Posted 24 February 2015 - 02:39 AM

I don't want to talk about this movie. I was in the move on station, worrying about DOA5 LR and yet I'm dragged back to the Naruto BS especially with this movie.

 

I only wish Hussy-nata was killed off earlier so we all hadn't been in this BS.

 

Yes, why oh why couldn't Nagato really have killed Hinata when she attacked him...oh wait, wouldn't have mattered anyways because of Rinne Tensei no Jutsu :wallbash:


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Posted 24 February 2015 - 12:09 PM

 

Yes, why oh why couldn't Nagato really have killed Hinata when she attacked him...oh wait, wouldn't have mattered anyways because of Rinne Tensei no Jutsu :wallbash:

That's why Obito or Madara should have done it they wouldn't have brought her back, more so with Madara, but hey fanfiction we can kill her off there and in so many ways.



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Posted 30 March 2015 - 02:44 PM

I looked at the movie showings, out of morbid curiosity, and if I had wanted to see it in theaters I would have had to drive 8 hours or so, either to Florida or New York.

 

There's an art house cinema in ATL that usually grabs anime movies.  We saw the Trigun movie when it came through a few years ago.  

 

For whatever reason, that theater skipped over The Last.  Maybe the owner was a NS fan or something. Or maybe they realized that the movie would probably not make the $1000 theater licensing cost.


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Posted 30 March 2015 - 02:49 PM

I looked at the movie showings, out of morbid curiosity, and if I had wanted to see it in theaters I would have had to drive 8 hours or so, either to Florida or New York.

 

There's an art house cinema in ATL that usually grabs anime movies.  We saw the Trigun movie when it came through a few years ago.  

 

For whatever reason, that theater skipped over The Last.  Maybe the owner was a NS fan or something. Or maybe they realized that the movie would probably not make the $1000 theater licensing cost.

 

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 04:54 PM

Anyone else wanna bet the reason The Last is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray so fast is because it bombed in theaters?



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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:50 AM

If former fans did not want to plague their eyes at cinemas what in holy hell makes anyone think former fans will want to burn their sight out with acid in the sanctity of their own homes?

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 09:37 PM

Anyone else wanna bet the reason The Last is coming out on DVD and Blu-Ray so fast is because it bombed in theaters?

 

 

That' exactly what I'm thinking.


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 12:20 PM

I looked at the movie showings, out of morbid curiosity, and if I had wanted to see it in theaters I would have had to drive 8 hours or so, either to Florida or New York.

 

There's an art house cinema in ATL that usually grabs anime movies.  We saw the Trigun movie when it came through a few years ago.  

 

For whatever reason, that theater skipped over The Last.  Maybe the owner was a NS fan or something. Or maybe they realized that the movie would probably not make the $1000 theater licensing cost.

To make it short: It's no where shown in Georgia, right? Thank god, this state is not touched by this plague.


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Posted 25 April 2015 - 01:06 AM

Well guys here is The Last Subbed in case anyone wants to Kill their brains all over again.......................

 

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