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[FireFox]

No I am innocent Why do husband and wife need privacy? And where do kids come from?

Oh I see the time has come for us to have that talk my son   I was afraid of this  . Ok let your father teach you now  .

 

Well you see husbando and waifu needs privacy in order to make babies and you want to know how  babies are made right son !? . Well you see....  .  Babies come when Mommy and Daddy are in the mood to take a ride   You see daddy has a "Car" and Mommy has a "Garage" for Daddy's "Car"  so what Daddy does is start his "Car" puts the pedal to the medal and puts his "Car" into Mommy's already open "Garage"  and then bang  from Mommy's "Garage" comes a small brand new baby Lambo that is you   .  

 

You get it now son right !? 

>:c

I'd invade Ramen's bed all the time

PERVERT !!!!!!!!!!        . How dare you speak such filth in the presence of my very innocent son  !!! .​  

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 20 April 2015 - 03:35 PM.

[narusaku256]

Oh I see the time has come for us to have that talk my son   I was afraid of this  . Ok let your father teach you now  .
 
Well you see husbando and waifu needs privacy in order to make babies and you want to know how do babies are made right son !?  . Well you see....  .  Babies come when mommy and daddy are in the mood to take a ride   You see daddy has a "Car" and Mommy has a "Garage" for Daddy's "Car"  so what Daddy does is start his "Car" put the pedal to the medal and puts his "Car" into Mommy's already open "Garage"  and then bang  form Mommy's garage comes a new small Lambo that is you   .  
 
You get it now son right !? 
PERVERT !!!!!!!!!!        . How dare you speak such filth in the presence of my very innocent son  !!! .​  

EVEN I CAN DRIVE!! I JUST GOT MY LICENSE YESTERDAY Now even I want to put my car into a garage and make a limo out of it I DRIVE VERY FAST, just so you know, dad

[Rabbit]

Oh I see the time has come for us to have that talk my son   I was afraid of this  . Ok let your father teach you now  .
 
Well you see husbando and waifu needs privacy in order to make babies and you want to know how  babies are made right son !? . Well you see....  .  Babies come when Mommy and Daddy are in the mood to take a ride   You see daddy has a "Car" and Mommy has a "Garage" for Daddy's "Car"  so what Daddy does is start his "Car" puts the pedal to the medal and puts his "Car" into Mommy's already open "Garage"  and then bang  form Mommy's garage comes a new small baby Lambo that is you   .  
 
 

That explanation is more disturbing than the straightforward answer.

[narusaku256]

That explanation is more disturbing than the straightforward answer.

BUT EVEN I WANT TO DRIVE A CAR AND BANG MY NEIGHBOUR'S GARAGE NOW! DADDY PROVOKED ME

[Khaleesi]

 PERVERT !!!!!!!!!!        . How dare you speak such filth in the presence of my very innocent son  !!! .​  

You are the pervert. I'd invade Ramen's bed but not for those things 

EVEN I CAN DRIVE!! I JUST GOT MY LICENSE YESTERDAY Now even I want to put my car into a garage and make a limo out of it I DRIVE VERY FAST, just so you know, dad

If you drive too fast, then you already lost the game.

That explanation is more disturbing than the straightforward answer.

Yeah  ...

[narusaku256]

You are the pervert. I'd invade Ramen's bed but not for those things 
If you drive too fast, then you already lost the game.
Yeah  ...

Then how should I drive?

Okay...cut it 'nuf already

Edited by narusaku256, 20 April 2015 - 03:43 PM.

[FireFox]

EVEN I CAN DRIVE!! I JUST GOT MY LICENSE YESTERDAY Now even I want to put my car into a garage and make a limo out of it I DRIVE VERY FAST, just so you know, dad

 DON'T DRIVE TO FAST YOU HAVE TO BE IN SYNC WITH THE GARAGE OR YOU MIGHT CRASH AND BRAKE YOUR CAR !!! 

That explanation is more disturbing than the straightforward answer.

That shows you know nothing about how Brand New Cars are made  .

BUT EVEN I WANT TO DRIVE A CAR AND BANG MY NEIGHBOUR'S GARAGE NOW! DADDY PROVOKED ME

ARGHHHHHHH !!!!  JUST MAKE SURE THE NEIGHBOR DOESN'T COME WITH HIS TRUCK TO CRASH YOUR CAR !!!   OR YOU'LL NEVER MAKE NEW LIMO'S AGAIN !!!   .

[narusaku256]

I can watch this Rio movie n number of times though I just love Jewel's personality She's a bird obviously...but she'd be so badass if she were to be a girl

[narusaku256]

 DON'T DRIVE TO FAST YOU HAVE TO BE IN SYNC WITH THE GARAGE OR YOU MIGHT CRASH AND BRAKE YOUR CAR !!! 
That shows you know nothing about how Brand New Cars are made  .
ARGHHHHHHH !!!!  JUST MAKE SURE THE NEIGHBOR DOESN'T COME WITH HIS TRUCK TO CRASH YOUR CAR !!!   OR YOU'LL NEVER MAKE NEW LIMO'S AGAIN !!!   .

Ah! I see....now I get it real well daddy

But if I park my car when he's not home....and then remove it just before his car comes home, he won't know.it And besides...I'd lock the door from inside so that his truck can't enter at all

[FireFox]

You are the pervert. I'd invade Ramen's bed but not for those things 

If you drive too fast, then you already lost the game.

Yeah  ...

Liar !!!  . You had that perverted look on your face that's still perverted   . 

 

You know nothing about cars either go to the driving school immediately   .

[FireFox]

Ah! I see....now I get it real well daddy

But if I park my car when he's not home....and then remove it just before his car comes home, he won't know.it And besides...I'd lock the door from inside so that his truck can't enter at all

There you go my son  .

 

But your car will leave its tier marks when you escape and they'll become more visible after few months  . I'm afraid you don't know Truckers very well my son  They don't think  they'll ram your door with full force and crush you and mostly your car you'll be out of business for good  . Never ever mess with Neighbor's Garage its not good for your safety at all .    

[narusaku256]

There you go my son  .
 
But your car will leave its tier marks when you escape and they'll become more visible after few months  . I'm afraid you don't know Truckers very well my son  They don't think  they'll ram your door with full force and crush you and mostly your car you'll be out of business for good  . Never ever mess with Neighbor's Garage its not good for your safety at all .    

From the look of it....it seems daddy has some experience Did you experience this, daddy?

[Khaleesi]

Please, Zeus, stop this kitten.

[FireFox]

From the look of it....it seems daddy has some experience Did you experience this, daddy?

 Well I.....I....*Cough* *Cough *Ahem!   Daddy is not willing to talk about that! Go in your room and play with your Car  .  

Please, Zeus, stop this kitten.

        .

 

 What do you mean !?  . I make a good father don't you think !?    

Edited by NarutoFireFoxUzumaki, 20 April 2015 - 04:13 PM.

[narusaku256]

 Well I.....I....*Cough* *Cough *Ahem!   Daddy is not willing to talk about that! Go in your room and play with your Car  .  
        .
 
 What do you mean !?  . I make a good father don't you think !?    

Daddy's awesome Yes daddy! Yay! I'll play with my car now

[ramenanmitsu]

The more NFFU and ns256 talks about cars and garages the more I get confused in what you guys are talking about

At first I was sure you guys were talking about making babies but from the second post on I don't know

Edited by ramenanmitsu, 20 April 2015 - 04:17 PM.

[narusaku256]

The more NFFU and ns256 talks about cars and garages the more I get confused in what you guys are talking about

At first I was sure you guys were talking about making babies but from the second post on I don't know

Its about parking in neighbour's garage now

[ramenanmitsu]

Its about parking in neighbour's garage now

Oh okay. Make sure to get your neighbor's permission then.

[Khaleesi]

 

[narusaku256]

Oh okay. Make sure to get your neighbor's permission then.

But...Daddy told me that neighbor's trucks can break your car...and so he told me to go in my room and play with my car alone instead