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#18401 Lady Lys

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 09:36 AM

I'm still debating whether to read it or not. Will I get pissed? Will I laugh hysterically? Will I projectile vomit? Will I table-flip? All of the above?

As long as her air-bagged bobbed magnificence isn't there..... :hm:

 

So from what I've read here in the thread I can safely say that, Sakura's a mess, Salad's a mess, Sauce's an ass (so no big news here). If this new blue haired dude is the new 'Sakura' of the team ('course the wonky hair colour can be a biiiiig indicator) he better pack his kitten and run far far away. Really far away.

 

 

One thing is certain tough. Whether I read it or not....I'll kittening keep for the enemies.  :hehehe:


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 09:48 AM

I'm still debating whether to read it or not. Will I get pissed? Will I laugh hysterically? Will I projectile vomit? Will I table-flip? All of the above?

As long as her air-bagged bobbed magnificence isn't there..... :hm:

 

So from what I've read here in the thread I can safely say that, Sakura's a mess, Salad's a mess, Sauce's an ass (so no big news here). If this new blue haired dude is the new 'Sakura' of the team ('course the wonky hair colour can be a biiiiig indicator) he better pack his kitten and run far far away. Really far away.

 

 

One thing is certain tough. Whether I read it or not....I'll kittening keep for the enemies.  :hehehe:

For what it is worth I thought the chapter was crap as per usual with Kishimoto lately.

 

Still if you want to see what has SS so pissed off meh.

 

Just remember the NS code:

 

I will not pay for this kitten.

I will not support Kishimoto's horrible writing.

I will defend the true spirit of the original Naruto and Sakura.

I will laugh at SS and NH whenever possible.

This oath I take, against the kitten of Kishimoto.



 


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 09:57 AM

Based on what I'm hearing...I'm so glad I haven't read the chapter  :cool:


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:01 AM

Oh well. I can say it's kitten. And poor Sakura as always. She's the only one I feel sorry for. That and the Bit. Poor Bit, apart from having an awful name....

 

Well. The more I read the more I hate. 

 

SO....what are the fandom reactions?

 

 

Poor Sakura...poor poor Sakura.


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:09 AM

lol. So let me get this straight, Sarada most likely believes that Karin may be her mother(based on Karin's picture)..., Sasuke is still never home after all the time he been gone, Sakura-Chan is sad, and Sarada is exposing the SS marriage piece by piece. I seriously hope that all of this is IT. If it, I'll take back everything I said about Kishi. I'll even think of him as the smartest writer.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:18 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

So funny! :D My reaction to this chapter: http://www.narusaku....046#entry806770


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:28 AM

You guys think Himawari would look prettier with longer hair? Maybe we'll see her with longer hair tomorrow.


Yes I would love to see Himawari with longer hair!! She's already beautiful but long hair like her mama would make her the prettiest! <3 She is the prettiest girl, way prettier than Sakura's daughter who looks like a dyke, just like her own ugly ass mama.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:36 AM

wow, I did not expect Kishi to make Salad tear SS apart right off the bat. Sure I kinda expect Salad to ask how her parents fell in love, but this? Damn.

 

I'm both happy and sad. Happy, because SS is kitten and is being called out for it, though sad because Sakura's character is suffering both inside the manga and outside it.

 

I will forever hate Kishimoto's treatment of her. Poor baby girl. :sad:

 

It's possible that we may see her in the light, but its unlikely. Poor lady.

 

I'm condemning her based on prior events. Based on the 699 and the last, she absolutely deserves to be miserable. Completely miserable. I'm praying to God that this series ends with the IT symbol on the moon the real ending, if only so that these lost characters can reclaim themselves. But that's probably not going to happen, so yes, this fake sakura completely deserves to be miserable.

Where's ramen? He's gonna have a field day with this kitten.

 

I feel the same way, but I'm putting her character on pause for a moment and see what this last 9 chapters and a 90 min movie will do. Apparently it looks like we might have two bastard sons and and its seems like both Naruto and Hinata may have cheated on each other. So let me guess. Jack Frost is the alleged bastard of Hinata and Bolt "secretly" is Sakura's bastard, so Sakura sacrifices her son to the Hyuuga family and takes in Karin's daughter (because it's unknown what happen to karin) to make it as if she had an affair with Sasuke. While Hinata's bastard is raised on the moon with his biological father and years later enrolls into the academy and join the Konoha ranks. Am I off?

 

Although I would also love to see the IT too.


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:41 AM

I can't do it, guys... ~_~ I read the first part of the Gaiden, and I can't do my fanfic anymore... it's just too much to carry on... I CAN'T HANDLE THE BS THAT NARUTO HAS BECOME, AND SOME OF THE POSTS A FEW OF US HERE HAVE MADE ON TUMBLR HAVEN'T HELPED ME EITHER!!!  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry: I just want to curl up into the fetal position and suck on my thumb...


There there now. * pats back* at least we can LAUGH at how this series will blow up in a few weeks

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:52 AM

What a disgrace. Shonen what? More like a soap opera

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:04 AM

What a disgrace. Shonen what? More like a soap opera


It gave up the pretense of being a shonen when the FINAL chapter was devoted to pairings and their spawn.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:18 AM

lol. So let me get this straight, Sarada most likely believes that Karin may be her mother(based on Karin's picture)..., Sasuke is still never home after all the time he been gone, Sakura-Chan is sad, and Sarada is exposing the SS marriage piece by piece. I seriously hope that all of this is IT. If it, I'll take back everything I said about Kishi. I'll even think of him as the smartest writer.

 

Abandon all hope, you who enter here!

 

Please, this is a fake drama... In the end Sasuke will be back to home with full honors!!!

In the movie he'll be the Boruto's teacher...That in itself speaks volumes.

 

Anyway, Kikitten is a WORM!!

 

Making fun AGAIN of SK, NS, SNS and logic and giving everything to NH and SS in the end... AGAIN!

 

WORM!!

 

...And morons WE if we are buying it !


Edited by Niky, 23 April 2015 - 11:24 AM.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:19 AM

Ugh, just read the new chapter. I don't know whether to be enraged or laughing. I'm stuck between anger and satisfaction.
Sarada never met her own father?
Sakura can't remember whether Sasuke wore glasses?
SASUKE LITERALLY LEFT SARADA WHEN SHE WAS A BABY??
And the worst part of all, Sarada is now questioning who Karin is and this Sasukarin vs Sasusaku kitten has not even ended yet?!!? I know we make jokes about Karin being Sarada's real mother but I didn't expect Sh*tmoto would actually USE IT!! Even if Sakura turns out to be Sarada's real mother, the very fact that the manga is questioning it is humiliating to both Sakura and Sarada. They are literally implying that Sasuke is out kittening Karin or something!!!
Stupid Sasusakus and Kishimoto...I am just so enraged. Ok so Sakura ends up with Sasuke. Why do they continue to torture her?? If Sh*tmoto can asspull these end shoujo pairings why he can't he at least asspull a happy ending for Sakura? kitten I AM SO MAD!!!!
If Sakura ended up with Naruto this kitten wouldn't be happening because Hinata was never a threat in the first place. He would've gave all his attention to Sakura, would've been a better father, a better husband, and Sakura wouldn't have even seen Sasuke since the kitten would've been dead or out of the village anyway. I said before that I didn't hate Sasuke but now I do for being a sh*tty father and not being there for Sakura and his daughter!! If he didn't want a kid he shouldn't have tapped that or should've wore a kittening condom over his disgusting Uchiha kitten. I hate Sasuke, I hate Sakura, I hate Naruto, I hate Kishimoto and this whole stupid NH/SS fandom and the complete and utter garbage kitten this series has become!!
F*UUCK!!!!!!!

Edited by Aizen-Sama, 23 April 2015 - 11:23 AM.


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:24 AM

Ugh, just read the new chapter. I don't know whether to be enraged or laughing. I'm stuck between anger and satisfaction.
Sarada never met her own father?
Sakura can't remember whether Sasuke wore glasses?
SASUKE LITERALLY LEFT SARADA WHEN SHE WAS A BABY??
And the worst part of all, Sarada is now questioning who Karin is and this Sasukarin vs Sasusaku kitten has not even ended yet?!!? I know we make jokes about Karin being Sarada's real mother but I didn't expect Sh*tmoto would actually USE IT!! Even if Sakura turns out to be Sarada's real mother, the very fact that the manga is questioning it is humiliating to both Sakura and Sarada. They are literally implying that Sasuke is out kittening Karin or something!!!
Stupid Sasusakus and Kishimoto...I am just so enraged. Ok so Sakura ends up with Sasuke. Why do they continue to torture her?? If Sh*tmoto can asspull these end shoujo pairings why he can't he at least asspull a happy ending for Sakura? kitten I AM SO MAD!!!!
If Sakura ended up with Naruto this kitten wouldn't be happening because Hinata was never a threat in the first place. He would've gave all his attention to Sakura, would've been a better father, a better husband, and Sakura wouldn't have even seen Sasuke since the kitten would've been dead or out of the village anyway. I said before that I didn't hate Sasuke but now I do for being a sh*tty father and not being there for Sakura and his daughter!! If he didn't want a kid he shouldn't have tapped that or should've wore a kittening condom over his disgusting Uchiha kitten. I hate Sasuke, I hate Sakura, I hate Naruto, I hate Kishimoto and this whole stupid NH/SS fandom and the complete and utter garbage kitten this series has become!!
F*UUCK!!!!!!!


No angst with NS. Who wants to read about Naruto and his new POAL to be an awesome husbAnd and father? Who wa to to see Sakura run a hospital? Who cares about boring family outings? We need lame angst Kishi stole from message boards.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:25 AM

 

Abandon all hope, you who enter here!

 

Please, this is a fake drama... In the end Sasuke will be back to home with full honors!!!

In the movie he'll be the Boruto's teacher...That in itself speaks volumes.

 

Anyway, Kikitten is a WORM!!

 

Making fun AGAIN of SK, NS, SNS and logic and giving everything to NH and SS in the end... AGAIN!

 

WORM!!

 

...And morons WE if we are buying it !

 

Yep, pretty much this

 

I'm not buying anything, but I'm certainly enjoying the fandom current state 


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:38 AM

I have feeling that Naruto is turning into a josei. First shounen to shoujo to josei. Sarada's suspicious gaze at the photo of Sasuke and Karin. :lmao: :lmao:

What genre is that?


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:39 AM

:facepalm:

That's REEEEAAAAALY pathetic  :ermm:

Meh, never I would think that they will literally use all the things that fans told... I guess, that's their new compas, what fans think  :sick:



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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:40 AM

What genre is that?

Is not genre, but a demographic.
Josei is 17+ woman.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:42 AM

Is not genre, but a demographic.
Josei is 17+ woman.

Aha thanks.


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:55 AM

What genre is that?


Josei comics can portray realistic romance, as opposed to the mostly idealized romance of shōjo manga, but it does not always have to be. Josei tends to be both more sexually explicit and contain more mature storytelling, although that is not always true either. It is also not unusual for themes such as infidelity and rape to occur in josei manga targeted specifically more towards mature audiences.

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