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[Sakura Blossoms]

^ *Is in SUCH awe of this pic*

TEH EPIC SHINAH!

[Cloud]

STOP EDITING YOUR TITLEZ, WOMAN.

It is epic win though. <3

[peanutbutter126]

Snickerdoodle Pie!

lol. Feels like ages since I've posted in your blog. So.... how's life, krisky?

[krisk]

*ninjas in*

i'm currently avoiding this blog cos everytime i come in here i think of how much FAIL that one entry i had was.

and then i squick.

then i go into blind rage mode.

then i avoid it.

my poor blog.

D:




BUT I'M GOOD. DX


i still gotta reply to everyone's post and add Gena's gift in here and THEN put up the Renfest FAIL entry before i'm back to normal with this thing.


but yeah.

i'm GUUD D8

finals coming up.

feh.

but no worries. D:





*should totally close this blog down till i can get that FAIL entry up*

>w>

[peanutbutter126]

.... you are so not doing good, krisk.

Don't rush things, kay? Iz unhealthy. Like eating too quickly (*iz feeling like a hypocrite*). If you must, just do stuff one at a time. Finals are importantz. They decide whether or not you get ice cream.

And no closing blog down! Blog is here to help you vent! No closey downy! Silly krisk, you shouldn't have to hide from your own blog. It's yours!

Hmm, I don't think this helps anything, but....



S'all. Lub joo, krisk.

[krisk]

.... you are so not doing good, krisk.

Don't rush things, kay? Iz unhealthy. Like eating too quickly (*iz feeling like a hypocrite*). If you must, just do stuff one at a time. Finals are importantz. They decide whether or not you get ice cream.

And no closing blog down! Blog is here to help you vent! No closey downy! Silly krisk, you shouldn't have to hide from your own blog. It's yours!

Hmm, I don't think this helps anything, but....



S'all. Lub joo, krisk.

... D: baaaw man baaaw.

IT'S NOT LIKE HOW IT WAS BEFORE ANYMORE!

i miss yu, pammy ;_;

ilu :/



and i'll be better if i just DID close it so people won't comment anymore.

i feel horrible not being able to reply back to them ):

i just.. really need to get that entry written and stuff.

idk.

it's weird.

i'm weird.


):...


*closes temporarily*

[krisk]

HARO GUIZ! Time for a new entry :]

and fyi:
it may suck big keeblers. I originally had this done and perfect but then my stupid firefox decided to restart on it's own, and H&E never saved my entry. I was pissed, then emo, then sad fais'd, then I got over it-- but I'm still thinking, 'man this really sucks.'

anyway, with that in mind, I'll try my best to have it @ 100% krisk!effeciency. It's hard though, I'm all emo-ed out still about this entry. And then finals coming up for me next week, then I gotta talk to my counselor, and BLARGH. NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THESE FEW WEEKS. D:<

Anyway!

ENTRY: "HERE I AM! READ ME! 8D"

so.

hey.

hey.

hey.

Guiz.

Hey, Guiz.

guess what I was doin' on Black Friday?

NO I WAS NOT RUNNING OVER LIL OLD LADDIES WITH GROCERY CARTS!

...

>.>

<.<

>.>

<.<

8D

YEAH.

NO.

YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN.

I was not in the throng of crazy people at the shops and stuff, looking for a sale that I knew would never be there. Or having to go home with a crappy 10% off item that I didn't even want in the first place. OR have bruises and/or fatal injuries from fighting crazy white/asian/black/jewish/german/jamaican/the whole dang melting pot of awesomesauce, to get that one pair of shoes that I'd been eyeing for a mf'ing year. The sneaks that had a huge sign saying "35% PERCENT OFF! with the purchase of a $10000000 item."-- or that one cooking pot combo that was 10% OFF OMTFG DO WANT.

No.

I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE.

SOMEWHERE MAGICAL.

SOMEWHERE MAJESTIC.

SOMEWHERE THAT ADULTS ALIKE CAN ACT LIKE UNCIVILIZED HUMAN BEINGS ALL THEY WANT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I was at...

THE


twas fun guiz.

much fun.

i'm kinda bitter about it CONSIDERING THIS ENTRY FAILED AND CAUSED ME TO EMO FOR A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME.

WHICH IS SUPREME LAMESAUCE.

but.

it's okay.

wanna know why?

I HAD STEAK TODAY THAT'S WHY. BE JEALOUS. IT WAS DELISHUS. BD

anywhoo! back to irrelevance. :]

THIS IS THE WHOLE LIST OF AWESOMETASTIC THINGS TO DO:


AND?

HERE'S WUT KRISK AND COMPANIE DiD:

Amazing Maze:
this was awesome. 8D

well not AWSUM but it was OKAY AWESOME.

anyway, the maze. so instead of like, those bricks from the olden tiems you'd expect from renfest, they had-- get this-- PAPER. well this weird stretchy paper in which the name escapes me as of now. but i swear i knew the name. and i swear i wanted brick instead D: but YUSH. that paper? that's what made it "meh" cos i would've preferred brick. and yes. HELL yes i'm nitpicky about my mazes. I'M A MAZE-CRITIC. DUR. SHUSH. back to the maze! so i remember that it passed a great amount of time and no doubt we enjoyed it.

me moreso.

why?

CAUSE I MF'ING WON

no really! out of everyone there in the maze, it seemed that i got to the center-- where you have to ring a bell to let the guy watching the thing (wtf freak accident in a maze? made up of brightly colored paper? lul das fawny) that the game is over and the KING OF THE MAZE HAS WON AND DEFEATED ALL THE LOW LIVES THAT SHOULD KISS THE GROUND THE KING WALKS UPON. .... i heard. >w>

SO WOO. WEEK OLD EXCITEMENT. BUT STILL EXCITMENT! 8D

oh and one thing i HATED about this maze?

HOLYkitten GREMLINS AND TINY GOBLINS @ DEAD ENDS.

WTF WHY?

WHY?

THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN AN AGE LIMIT.

I HATE SMALL(ER) EVIL CREATURES. THEY MAKE MY NIGHTLIGHT NOT SO COMFY ANYMORE ;O;

but other than that it was great 8Db

i won a belt.

whoo!

Archery:
LOL ARCHERY.

for nut-in-shellness, i SUCK with arrows. and no doubt it must be my extreme hate for the wussy objects (nawjk they're cool. just not my scene.) but HEY i still tried it out xD i mean, how hard could it be? you hold, pull and let it fly right? WRONG. wtf this stuff. this stuff you have to ANGLE and ALIGN and BALANCE and PULL (which hurts sensitive soft fingers like i's) and then LET GO AT THE RIGHT MOMENT.

PAIN IN THE BUTT I SAY.

and how the heck are you supposed to like. fight in battle with a bow and arrow? it's all recon long distance stuff. so tell me this.

WHY WERE THE TARGETS LIKE. 5/6/7 FEET AWAY? WOULDN'T YOUR HIT SEE YOU HOLDING THAT POINTY STICK AND *SEE* YOU GETTING READY TO PLUNGE A DEATH MISSLE INTO THEIR BRAINS?

WELL?

pfft!

i say gimme a gun and i'll shoot a fly's wings off.

backwards.

B)

OH so yeah archery. not my thing. my friends' however, had fun. since they like. DO THAT SORTA THING. Dx so yeah that said, you can guess how much fail i performed that day with that stupid bow and arrow (that were both rigged i tell you).

SO YEAH. I WASN'T LINK.

BAAAAAAAW.

Axe Throwing:
hahahahhahahah HAHAHHAHAH hahhahahahha
HAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHHAHAHA MOOO
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA.

ask me why i'm laughing.

no seriously say it out loud.

good.

*gives noogette bar*

*patpat*

i'm laughing because i totally KICKED BUTT AT THIS. AND WHAT'S MORE FUNNEH? I WASN'T EVEN CONSIDERING THROWING AXES.

NOPE.

i was PROVOKED into doing it. seriously. here's how it went:

Beefy Friend: "No doubt Kris would suck at this."

Me: "SCUSE ME?"

Fencing Friend: "Yeah you're right. Teeny arms and all. This should have a restriction or something for her."

Me: "D:<"

Meanies: "snickersnickersnicker"

Me: "OUTTA THE WAY, MANG."

and thus, i joined this, game of axe-throwing. provoked. against my will. the whole ironic shibang. also, here's a few amazing facts that make me happy in pants to this day:

- when i got up there, the dude (who was pretty cute) made bedroom eyes at me. this in turn boosted my girl-peen to the size of an Elephants. which felt pretty awesome. oh and this was tmi info. yarrrr :3

- it was three of us (me, tall beefy guy, and girl that does FENCING in her spare time. yeah FENCING. yeah i have badass friends) all standing at the front. and before we started we all decided to have a WAGER. MAN I LOVE WAGERS/BETS/PRANKS OMNOMNOMNOM.

so um.

yes.

we had a wager on WHO COULD BEAT KRISK FIRST. (i have mean friends) and so, i agreed, all pissed off and smartypansed and again (if you forgot) my ego-peen was HUMUNGINORMOUS. :8D wager in and set, we all got ready. us threes held up our axes and --

--get this --

THEY BOTH HELD THEIR AXES LIKE. THEY WERE PROFESSIONAL AXE-THROWERS. LOLOLOLOL WHAAAAAT. HAHAHAHAHHA. OMFG. LOLOLOL.

no really.

they held it like. as if there was a CERTAIN WAY to hold an axe. XD seriously i died of laughter right then and there all, "WTF YOU GUYS DOIN. *SNORTSNORT*" and they just sent me like, evil glares. cos obviously there is a book on the secret art on 'how to hold an axe correctly and look like a tard at the same time' somewhere. probably exists in an ancient tomb where only Aladdin and his cracked out friend, Abu know.

ANYWAY YEAH HAD TO MENTION THAT. THEY. THAT. OMFG. THAT WAS LOLARIOUS. xD

moving on :]

so they all each threw their axes (i had to go last, considering the bet, boo-freaking-hoo) and guess what?

i threw with the might a thousand SPARKLIE SPARTANS and GRUNTED MANLY-LY to the heavens above and BAMF BAMF BAMF i got 2 out of 3.

i no lie.

I GOT 2/3 AXES. IN THE BLUE CIRCLE. WHICH APPARENTLY MEANS I SHOULD ADD 'AXE-THROWING' TO MY RESUME. 8D

and and and. holy crap their faces were just so. PRICELESS. THEY WERE APPAULED. THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. HAHAHAHAHA. AND THEY GOT NOTHING NONE. NADA. NEET. NO AXES IN BLUE CIRCLES FOR THEM. XDDDDD

MAN DID I GLOAT TOO. gawd, i think the peopel in line all laughed at how much i was bragging about my TWO axes in the wall and their ZERO axes in the wall. XD i shouted all "HAHAHAH WHAT NOW? WHO SUCKS AT THROWING AXES? WHO HAS WEAK ARMS? WHO NEEDS TO DRINK PROTEIN SHAKES? WHO WHO WHO? THATS RIGHT YOUR MOMS"

man it was amazing. 8'D

OH AND THE PRIZE WASN'T HALF BAD NEITHER:


pretty sweet innit? BD

fyi: the 'BEAST' part was made specifically for me. cos IMMA BEAST WITH MY LIPS. MEOW~ :teehee:

BUT.

sadly though i never got to use it.

SAD IN PANTS FOR KRISK. D;

oh and i didn't get anything for winning the bet neither.

for some reason i was disqualified.

YEAH SO. LIKE. I CALL RACIST. D8

anyway!

Axecutioner:
first off, i STILL don't get the name. seriously. didn't the executioners in medieval tiems HAVE AN AXE BY DEFAULT? WASN'T THAT THEIR DEFAULT WEAPON? UH WUT?

so yeah you can understand my confusion. cos this guy was the AXEcutioner but he was still dressed up as an EXecutioner.

...OHOHOH HAHAHAH they should've just permitted people's exes to do it.

GETTIT?

EXECUTIONER?

i'm so witty :teehee:

anyway, i tried it. i mean, it was free so why not? FREE = YOU TRY IT NO MATTER WHAT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET HERPES IN THE PROCESS. YOU DO IT IF IT'S FREE.

oh.

so.

hehe.

this was kinda neat i admit. you just sit on the floor, lay your head on the nasty smelling wood with red paint plastered everywhere. and then.

SWISH YOU DEAD SUCKAH.

NAW.

i kid.

he just holds an axe to your neck and you smile to your family and friends! WHILE YOU'RE GETTING EXECUTIONED!

what a nice experience to share infront of your parents. :]

though i think MY parents would be all, "JUST DO IT. JUST DO IT PLEASE. I PAY YOU YES?"

):

XDDDD
so yeah, i laid there and smiled at my friends. we all did it but only a few of us made a scene. i admit one of them was me. 8D

guess what i did?

I SHOUTED TO THE MAKE BELIEVE CROWD.

I SHOUTED ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT WAS TO KILL AN ASSASSIN LIKE THIS.

SO COMMONLY. SO MEDIOCRE-LY. SO EASILY.

AN ASSASSIN OF MY CALIBUR.

PSH.

>B(

XDDD it was fun. :3 i was an assassin. in the medieval times. getting executed. how awesome is that? 8D

VERY AWESOME THANK YOU VERY FUGGEN MUCH. IT WAS LIKE AC. AND I WAS INNIT. MINUS THE WHITE CLOAK AND ADD A RING FINGER AND INSTEAD OF NOT GETTING CAUGHT. I GOT CAUGHT. AND I WASN'T QUIET. I WAD LOUD. TEE. 8D

rawrrrr.

Carriage Rides:
LOLOLOL oh man these guys. they are EYE-CANDY WITH LEGS. literally. well not literally that would be kinda weird. >w>

but these guys HOMG. very nice to look at. :]

so when we GOT a carriage (cos we're fat, pigging out on huge turkey legs and funnel caek and everything else that will probably give us diabetes later in our years) we really much piled on. some of us walked (the straight ones with man-parts) but us girls and our one gey friend were all HOT DAMN CHIVALRY EXISTS IN SLAVE FORM. YES PLZ.

so we all settled in and yanno what?

we rebelled.

i dunno what was in my gey friend's turkey leg, but he was downright TOUCHY FEELY. but i wasn't surprised (he needs nookie BADLY) when he demanded that our carriage puller slave hunk man meat thing guy take off his shirt.

LOLOLOL

and he did it!

DOUBLE LOLOLOL

and then all my straight male friends TOOK *THEIR* SHIRTS OFF.

TRIPLE MF'ING LOLOLOL

whaaaat was going on XDDD

so yeah. there we were. a melting pot of late teens (supposedly adults. what makes an adult anyway?). some shirtless. some hornay. some giggling. some high off the power (ohai krisk). walking along through the crowds. being looked at by that crowd. being talked about by that crowd.

TWAS AWESOMESAUCE.

FELT LIKE ROYALTY.

MMM.

LOLOL oh and then we all took turns trying to pull the carriage. suprisingly i could do it! it really isn't as heavy as it looks.

...

i mean I PULLED THAT CARRIAGE AND WHILE I DID MY MUSCLES BULGED AND GLISTENED WITH SWEAT AND SEX

yeah. that's how it went.

:teehee:

Drench-A-Wench:
HOMFG.

HOMFG.

HOMFG.

THESE WIMMUN. THESE WIMMUN WILL MAKE YOU GO GAY. SERIOUSLY MEN. THESE WIMMUN.

HOMAN. THESE WIMMUN.

okay seriously, i am NOT joking when i say these girls were straight up HORS. they were so MEAN D: it was amazing they could spit so much acid at strangers. gawsh it was amazing.

okay.

so. it's 20 bucks for 20 throws, makes sense right? and it was a good bargain too! and i didnt pay! that made it better. :] anywhoo! here we were, me and a man-friend of mine. with a bucket of these.. baggies. that you throw at a target. when this target is pressed in a mechanism is released and this HORkitten is released into the dirty waters of HELL fore EVAR. HAHAHAHAHA.

but the catch?

THE TARGET IS A THOUSAND MILES AWAY.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BAAAAW. WHY. BAAAW.

that's the MAIN catch. and once more this EVIL SATAN INCARNATE is shouting crude things at you while you throw. like the ENTIRE time she's making fun of you.

but what's really good?

me and that man friend got a nice girl.

well, she's sexist.

AGAINST MALES.

HHAHAHAHAA.

she was only SLIGHTLY annoying to me, saying this like "oh i believe in you sweetie! i'm sure you can hit that!" but there was so much sarcasm in her voice. no joke. you could satiate a jillion and one bryke's with that amount of sarcasm.

but my man-friend?

HOLY MOTHER.

I LOL'D SO MUCH.

soooo many snickers and giggles and chortles escaped me as i tried to hit the target. yanno what she said? all these things that were targeted to those hot buttons of the male.

his man parts.

and their efficiency.

I LOL AS I RELIEVE IT. xD

- "i feel sorry for that guys girlfriend. she must be going nuts. oh wait."
- "c'mon! i thought that arm of yours would be stronger than that! what with how much action it gets."
- "who's with this guy?" -girl steps up- "i'm sorry for your loss."

gah there were so many funny ones. i just can't remember all of them. DAMN YOU STUPID FIREFOX GAH. HATE YOU.

SO.

yeah.

hilarity.

and yeah, you guessed it. by the time we ran out of those ..baggie thingies, my friend was so enraged. like he tried to brush it off but i could tell. and so could the ELEVENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING. LOLOL. there were SO many people watching. but it doesn't make you nervous. nope. all the while, you're POWERED by how much they want the HORkitten to DIE. XD

i swar.

like. whenever we came back after finding something else to do-- just to like, see how it was? a guy got her in ONCE and when she went BLOOP and died (8D) EVERYONE cheered. it was like, awe-inspiring that SO many strangers could join forces against evil with so little semblence of eachother. seriously. even the fobby asian ladies were all "HAH HAH YAAAAY SHE GO BLOOP!"

XDDDD

it was awesome.

OH and i forgot to say that I ALMOST GOT IN HER LIKE. TWICE. ARGGGGGH. FAIL. SHE PISSED ME OFF TOO. BUT I ALMOST HIT THAT STUPID TARGET. GRAWR. FEH.

on another note, what was kinda weird in pants for me was that i saw her walking around on her lunch break. and we stopped and chatted for alittle bit. it was weird and kinda funny now that i think about it.

there i was, holding so much HATE for someone in the SHORTEST amount of time possible one moment.

and then the next i'm chatting to her about what she was wearing and if the water was cold and if what the dirty old men that played bugged her (naw they don't, [she] said that she thinks of her job professionally and laughs about it later-- which in turn made me laugh @ the male brain)

so yeah. twilight zoooone @.@

2nd part: THE REAL HORkitten.

this.

this.

THIS EVIL WIMMUN I WAS TALKIN BOUT BEFORE. THE ONE WITH ALL THE SPACES AND STUFF ABOVE? YEAH.

THIS WOMAN. WE CAME BACK. AND THIS WOMAN WAS THERE. AND SHE WAS FAT. AND UGLY. AND LOOKED LIKE A WENCH. AND WAS MEAN. MEANER. MEANEST EVER IN TEH WORLD AND I'M CAPSLOCKING COS THIS IS HOW I DESCRIBED HER TO MY FRIENDS.

she.

she just. she's HORRIBLE. ;0;

i mean. okay, so me and the same friend did it over-- expecting to see the sexist pretty younger girl there-- but alas.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

IT WAS HORkitten.

THE REAL HORkitten.

what made her so mean?

SHE MADE FUN OF ME TOO DX

she made fun of my height, my frame, my ethnicity, how i looked like a little girl, how i couldn't satisfy any man in the world evar, how i EVERYTHING. IF SHE COULD SEE IT FROM HER DEVIL'S PERCH SHE SLAMMED IT.

UARGH.

that woman.

but what's good?

MY FRIEND GOT HER IN. 8D

i didn't. which i was kinda peeved about. but i blamed her so it was all good. no seriously IT'S HER FAULT. I DONT USUALLY SEE RED WHEN PLAYING A GAME. D;

BUT WHO CARES. HE HIT THE TARGET. IT WENT *BING* and she WENT IN ALL *BLOOP* AND DIED AND EVERYONE CHEERED LIKE THEY'D ALL WON A NEW CAR. 8D

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...AND YOU KILLED THE HORkitten. AND YOU KILLED THE HORkitten. AND YOU KILLED THE HORkitten. AND YOU KILLED THE HORkitten! AND NO YOU KILLED THE HORkitten. EVERYOOOOOOOOONE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLED THE HORRRRRRRBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH. WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
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...what a fun day i had. :8D

yar and here's visual aid:


see? you stand right there-- you throw from A THOUSAND MILES AWAY -- and she sits upon her Satan Pedastal, destroying your ego.

Elephant and Camel Rides:
I RODE AN ELEPHANT.

I RODE AN ELEPHAAAAAANT.

I FELT LIKE A SULTAN.

OMNOMOM ROYALTY.

:teehee:

Knife Throw:
Looked cool, though didn't pay for it.

instead?

i snuck in there, stole a knife from one of my friends' turns, and threw it.

AND RAN AWAY.

BWAHAHA X3

Storm the Castle:
Okay. First things first.

Guis?

Listen to my srs biznes.

Kay?

Kay.

Guys.

I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY RECCOMMEND YOU STORM A CASTLE AT LEAST *ONCE* IN YOUR LIFETIME.

NO JOKE.

you NEED to do this at least once before you kick the bucket. it was absolutely a KICKASS EXPERIENCE THAT I'LL NEVER FERGIT.

kay so, ya start off on a huge team. all of which are rebels (i guess) that are trying to overthrow an anarchy government that SUCKS. no doubt with so many people STORMING your castle that'd be a TINY hint that you gotta change something in your morning routine, mister King and Queen. anyway, you're decked out and you're set to STORM with MANLY NESS.

but this is where i RECOMMEND you do something a teeny weeny bit different.

do it OUR way.

>w>

<w<

can ya guess HOW? :]

NO

ASSASSIN'S STYLE

>33333333333333333

hhoooo daaaym. guys. guys. for reals. guys.

DO IT D8<

it was so much fun. and my adrenaline was pumping. and we all were acting like idiots. but that's okay because the world thru the eyes of a tard that bends rules (really in this case breaks them into teeny little pieces then sprinkles them on a hotdog like relish and EATS IT UP OMNOMNOM) is way more fun. and makes life better. :3

ANYWAY.

we were assassins.

storming a castle.

but really it wasn't a storm.

not at all.

if you look at it in a poetic way

we ~*whispered*~ through the castle.



WE TOTALLY WHISPERED THE HELL OUT OF THAT CASTLE. D:<

we used our hoodies for our Assassin hoods of mysteriousocity, haunched up on the balls of our feet, bailed on the armor, kept the weapons and snuck around the castle. doing sneaking LOOKING AROUND CORNERS moves, being the BLADES in teh crowd, killing our own people, giggling as we broke the rules by using ~*friendly-fire*~, rolling around, adrenaline pumping as we envisioned getting caught by the guards then running for our LIVES by praying with other assassins.

just plain BEING ASSASSIN NINJA BAMFS.

seriously.

we had a team of assassins.

we even had a creed.

not really. ):

but the best part?

getting kicked out by getting caught. 8D

SO YEAH. STFU YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M ON AN ASSASSIN HIGH. SO WUT. I LIVED IT. SO NURHUR. ALSO, GO DO THIS. IT'S AWESOME. THANK ME LATER. ;D

also nother visual. :]
(SPOT THE ASSASSINS. OHWAIT. U CAN'T. BUHUHUH)


see? all armor and weapons, manly power, anger in everyone's eyes--

WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?????

and so on xD


annnnd that's it on the list. but no worries, we did more of course.

- we kittened around finding small booths here and there (|D)
- we went on the swings and gleed and acted like 4 year olds (it was NEAT)
- we got our faces painted (WHEEE EXPENSIVE FACE PAINT)
- SHOPPING 8D (i hate shopping. but when it comes to RENFEST items? HOOOMAN.)

for instance.

me and a few SMURT friends all pitched in to buy TWO xmas bag full of goodies (we didn't know WHAT we got till we came and picked em up)

what did i get?

looks i bought something i'm not so much proud of D: (HAHAHA i kinda used em. like in taco bell. after renfest. cos we were hungry. i wore fuzzy red handcuffs to taco bell. ah-mazing. 8D)

thankfully i also snagged this sexy little number.
(okay fine. it's not EXACTLY that (this sucker's like 2000 bucks HAYLS NO-- but it DOES look LIKE it. it has MORE wrapping, it's red and black instead of yellow and black, and the guard isn't gold-- it's black. STFU. I COULDN'T FIND *MY* SWORD ON THEIR SITE. BAW.)

just sayin. my friends hated me in that moment. that it was my birthday weekend. so i got the more kickawesome sword. TEEHEE. FEELS GUUUUD. BD

ALSO i got a cool lookin DAGGAR RAWR.

...

THAT'S RIGHT.

KRISKY'S GOT SHARP THINGS NAO.

MOOOOOO WAH WAH WAH WAH.

...oh! and i also got a SHINY PEZ DISPENSER from a friend before leaving 8D which gave me.... good luck >3 /AMBIGUITY

- we went thru the forest of MAGIC and WONDER and OTHER RANDOM THINGS THAT WERE PRETTYSHINEH.

and saw the TREE OF LIFE:


WHICH. IRONICALLY. WAS MADE OUTTA COPPER/IRON. ZING!

oh and we also drank warm Sake around it. VERY Theorea of us. all transcendentalistic and junk. yeee.|D

OH OH OH.

and a few FUN fax:

when we were all standing in a circle, infront of the axecutioners gallow thing.

this man...lady... heshe uh, person.


CAME OVER AND LIKE. SIDLED UP TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. A GUY FRIEND.

and everyone knows how much guys wank around PRETENDING to be ghey, but really when a transvestite comes into the picture, what do they do?

SQUEAL LIKE GIRLS. THE GIRLIEST GIRLS EVAR. 8D

it was hilarious. XDDDDDDD i mean, some of us saw this ... uh, man-woman come up from behind, but we never said anything x3

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT?

hahahahahha.

aw then there was Death.


poor guy ):

i wanted to be his friend so BADLY. i mean seriously, the guy sat beside a tree. alone. for so long. all alone. (yes i watched him. with a pout. from afar)

FEH. I SHOULD'VE ASKED. WHO CARES IF I WOULD RISK MY LIFE? FEH. D;

poor poor Death ;_;

THEN ARGGGH there was these rough grungy looking people. like humes. straight from WoW or something-- that yanno, have the job class of warrior or something.


why do they get a speshul spotlight in my entry?

COS THEY WERE BULLIES.

D:

D:

D:

no i'm friggen srscaek. i remember we were just walking, yunno minding our own bizness, then suddenly--

GTFO OF THE WAY. MOVE YOU DAMN PEASANTS! STFU AND GTFO HURRRGH. D:<



but the plus side was two things:
- they added that village-esque scene to renfest. really i felt like i was that DAMN PEASANT in the way :-D
- we were looking at jewelry and ONE out of those 4 ogre hoomans came through and when she was walking away i followed her all "WASSUP WASSUP? WANNA GO? WASSUP?" LOLOLOL

and hell no i didn't say it out loud.

i just acted like i had beef with her. 9D

...



WTF. FAIS IN TREE. WTF.

NO BUTTSECKS KTHX.

D=;;;;;;

luuuuuuuuuul

): fais in tree. i bet THEY IZ FAIRIESSSSSSSS~*~*~*~* :]D

...AAAAAAAND i think that's it.

BUT OH OH OH WAIT JUST A SECOND. 8D

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY?

well.

during the wait for one of our friends' to finish getting his shoes shined.

a few feet away from the shiner's bench.

there he was.

him.

in all his --

drunken.

hawt.

SEXXI.

CAPTAIN PIRATE-Y GLORY WAS...

;A; JACK MF'ING SPARROW ;A;



yes.

yes

yes.

there he was, with a pirate friend of his. drunk off his face and walking around-- hollering at random people, shouting drunken jargon with his pirate mate friend. together. about anything and everything. 8D

and me?

i kinda just watching in shock and awe.

seriously, i had never seen a Jack Sparrow cosplay irl before then, so you can imagine my supreez. D: I MEAN WTF. I FANGIRL'D HIM FOR YEARS AND THERE HE WAS. NOT TAKING ME IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE.

UNACCEPTABLE!

so after getting over my initial shock, i squeal'd and jumped around and pointed and pulled people and made a sexxi mountain out of a dirty, strange

man anthill. >w>

my friends, knowing how much i dote on the Captain, understood and just laughed at me. then decided to come with me to talk with them. but i was nervous.

ME. NERVOUS.

WADAFUX? (lol jk but it takes alot for me man. i'm usually so ALOOF D:)

no no no. of all the times to be shy WHY THEN?! D; so yeah. i refused to go up to him, but i STILL tried to woo him from afar. squealing and walking nonchalantly around, hoping that he would see me.

BUT ALAS.

nothing ;_;

and what failed even more at the moment?

my friend was wearing a King's Crown. Plastic. Totally -not- noticable. Nothing. Not even shiny. PLASTIC D:< though i have to admit-- i wanted to wear it from the BEGINNING of the day but he wouldn't give it to me. stupid. holding it out of my reach. that. stupid. B(

so anyway, there he was just watching and being amused by my fangirling and how i was having a premature seizure about JACK SPARROW. CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.

heeeeh B3

BUT THEN.

DOOM.

D:

Jack: "EY! EY! BURGEH KING! BURGEH KING!"

- we all turn (me thinking he's talking to me. so i was like, "OMGOMGOMGOMG") -

instead.

he was talking to my STUPID friend with his STUPID CROWN made of STUPID PLASTIC.

STUPID. Dx

Friend with Stupid Crown (THAT I SHOULD'VE BEEN WEARING GRRR): "Me?"

Jack: "Yeah you burgeh king! Ay mate, Cap'n Jack'll be in the bathroom in 5. Be there."

Stupid LUCKY-ASS friend with STUPID CROWN THAT BELONGED TO ME: "Hehhehehhehe... hell yes. Ay Kris, hear tha--"

Me: "WTF WAS THAT. GIMME THAT DAMN CROWN. WTF WTF WTF. NO FAIR. SO NOT FAIR. HE WAS SUPPOSD TO BE TALKING TO ME. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT ON *ME* FROM 10 YARDS AWAY. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A MEETING PLACE FOR THE VERTICAL TANGO. WTF WTF. GIMME THAT CROWN, YOU, STRAIGHTBENDER. GAAAAAH"

so basically i dramatized and cried and totally drama queen'd it. in public.

you can't blame me.

my friend just bent JACK SPARROW...

RIGHT INFRONT OF ME.

IF *I* HAD HAD THAT CROWN ON MY LONG FLOWY BROWN LOXY HAIRED HEAD THEN *I* ... *I* ... *I* WOULDV'D GOTTEN-- HE AND I WOULD'VE -- JACK X KRISK SPAWN WOULD HAVE -- I COULD'VE --

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.
SAD IN PANTS.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.

;-;

it's not faiiiiiiiiir. MY ONLY CHANCE. GONE IN SECONDS. RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. D83

baw.

oh ho ho ho! BUT WAIT. you forget i had TWO LUCK BOOSTERS THAT DAY. IRISH STEROIDS. I HAS THEM. :]
1) THAT JACK SPARROW PEZ DISPENSER. MEMBER? YEAH. FAWK YES.
2) it was my birthday weekend. 9D

AND HOW DID I USE EM YOU ASK?

well. after i got over my angryfais'd bloody murder and my stupid friend with the stupid crown (THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN *MY* STUPID CROWN) got over his stupid gloating and Jack and his pirate friend sobered up alittle to speak with us, we all decided to take a picture. on my stupid phone. no cameras -- the friends that HAD them were gone somewhere. D: BUYING THINGS. INSCENSE. WTF. WHY?! GAH.

oh well.

just.

getting to the good part. EEEE.

so we all stood together (I WAS IN JACK'S ARMS 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) and seriously i felt like i was buzzing off his smell. his smell. he smells like rum. and gun powder. and everything i've dreamed... i mean i thought he would. :-D

BUT YEAH OMNOMNOMNOM JACK SMELL.

but YEAH. GUESS WHAT?

how do i say this?

you see my hand?

this hand?

my right hand?

and--

--yessssssssssssssss --

JACK'S BUTT.

...

Yes.

KRISK'S HAND + JACK SPARROW'S BUTT = NASTY UNWASHED HAND FOR YEARS

8D

...hehehehhehehe. i'm reliving it. hehehehehe. oh gawsh. and he even COMMENTED on it! >:33333

Jack: "Oh love, was that your hand there?"

Me: "....um, I-I dunno. maybe? *BLUSH*"

Jack: *grin* it felt nice. Do it again.

Me: *DED*

just.

i.

omfg.

geh.

doodes.

just.

|D

i-i came.

HARD.

|D

and then they both left. walking drunkenly away. out of my life ;O;


AND THAT'S WHERE THAT KISS CARD COMES IN.

I HAD IT.

I LOOKED FOR JACK.

I COULDN'T FIND HIM.

CRAP.

AND YES.

HELL YES I WOULD'VE KISSED A STRANGE MAN IN JS COSPLAY.

YES.

and then i probably would've walked away with a Barbara Jean (Reba) reaction--

"Amaaaaazzziiiing Graaaaaaace! How sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet the souuuuunds~"

she sings that.

after kissing that hawt marriage counselor.

BUT YEAH. C'MON JACK. I HAD A KISS CARD. FAWK.

oh and SHUTUP ALGEE. SO WUT IF YOU'VE SEEN A THOUSAND AND ONE JAX. I HAVEN'T. HE WAS MY FIRST. (omfg that sounded AMAZING ;_;)


...

...

...

...

SO I'M DONE. I THINK. 8D

that was the highlight of my day. :] totally one of the BEST BIRTHDAY WEEKENDS EVAR. XD and THAT'S why i felt that it should've at least been added into my newly opened blong. C:

oh and like i said before --

those red fuzzy handcuffs?

i wore them.

somehow they got on me in the car driving back (where we were all high off happy) and i didn't even take them off before we all unloaded to eat.

in Taco Bell. CX

>w>

<w<

atm? i just finished up this entry. watching Family Guy. hungry for more steak. ):

also--

...>w>

<w<...

>w>...

ILU TTLDX. <3

|D

[Recompense]

I sense a Scary amount of Epic from that post, Krisk.

EPIC.

[Sakura Blossoms]

*Blinks* o.o

Epic post is FRIKKIN EPIC and loooong @.@

BUT ITS GOOD TO SEE UR BLOG RE-OPENED AGAIN BRAT!

[krisk]

INORITE?

it took mfing forever. XDDDDD

*drags face on floor*

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.




meeeeeeeeeh.



meeeeeeh.



i needa drink.

Dx

[Cloud]

INORITE?

it took mfing forever. XDDDDD

*drags face on floor*

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.




meeeeeeeeeh.



meeeeeeh.



i needa drink.

Dx

I supports don't supports underage drinking!

:teehee:

[krisk]

OBJECTION. EVERYONE SUPPORTS DRINKING.

cept Nuns. cos they get FREAKY NAUGHTY when they hit the bottle. XD

D:


---

so like.

i just BAWLED my friggen brains out.

from a foreign film.



i definitely reccommend it.

if you can find it. WATCH IT

SERIOUSLY.

i borrowed this on DVD from one of my indian/hindu(?) friends along time ago. but never got around to watching it xD;

until now.

a few hours ago, i got hungry. i went to go make a grilled cheese and hot sauce sammich, and while i was doing that-- my mom was all, "WTF IS THIS?" and popped in a movie (yunno since people ask what things are for no reason).

this movie... Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham ... started playing and i automatically went, "Ohhhh riiiiite!"

and we watched it together.

and my mom and i bawled together.

it was a great bonding experience! seeing which one of us could produce the most snot-filled tissue balls (i won NURHUR).

anyway this movie is all about how this family adopts a boy (the guy on the far left), but then those bonds are broken when the father arranges a woman to be taken as his wife. but-- it was already too late.

he had fallen in love with another girl.

also, it's all about love vs. duty/respect and how far a son (far right) (the guy i crushed on HARDCORE [he's freaking pretty]) will go to reunite his family. also, it made me wonder about my mom.

she's been through a lot.

alot that i'm not supposed to know about -- but i do. >w>

she's lost a son.

yeah it sucks. i know.

...and what makes me think "omgawsh how is she feeling?" even more, is that an important plot line of the movie is that the mother (center;shortest) loses her son (very left again) because the father disowns him.

so yeah.

the lady in the movie lost her son.

my mom lost hers.

but then the lady in the movie reunites eventually.

but, my mom can't say the same.

....it makes me wonder how my mom was feeling. cos... cos she didn't cry AS much as me-- like whenever the mother/son parts came up-- she seemed sort of...

numb.

i dunno =/

...anyway.

i definitely recommend it-- it's an amazing movie. there are so many things i disagree with but i really can't preach about it considering the indian culture is probably VERY different from my own.

but yes.

i cried alot man. alot. i'm such a wuss. ;_;



WATCH IT. BORROW IT. MAKE FRIENDS WITH INDIAN PEEPS. THEN MOOCH.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL, YO.

B)

oh and baw. ;o;

ps--
just looked up what it meant--

Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham -> Sometimes Happiness, Sometimes Sadness

woah.

deep.

from the movie i got like, mother son bonding or something.

oh well. xD

[Onionhead Attacks]

*Blinks* o.o

Epic post is FRIKKIN EPIC and loooong @.@

BUT ITS GOOD TO SEE UR BLOG RE-OPENED AGAIN BRAT!

What Sakura-jie said... but with an extra jaw-dropping.

[Sakura Blossoms]

Elephant and Camel Rides:
I RODE AN ELEPHANT.

I RODE AN ELEPHAAAAAANT.

I FELT LIKE A SULTAN.

OMNOMOM ROYALTY.

:teehee:

Lol, I've done that too. Rode mah 1st ever elephant and camel when I was visiting the London Zoo in England, when I was just 7 years old. It was hella fun!

looks i bought something i'm not so much proud of D: (HAHAHA i kinda used em. like in taco bell. after renfest. cos we were hungry. i wore fuzzy red handcuffs to taco bell. ah-mazing. 8D)

LOL, kinky krisk is kinky :teehee:

thankfully i also snagged this sexy little number.
(okay fine. it's not EXACTLY that (this sucker's like 2000 bucks HAYLS NO-- but it DOES look LIKE it. it has MORE wrapping, it's red and black instead of yellow and black, and the guard isn't gold-- it's black. STFU. I COULDN'T FIND *MY* SWORD ON THEIR SITE. BAW.)

just sayin. my friends hated me in that moment. that it was my birthday weekend. so i got the more kickawesome sword. TEEHEE. FEELS GUUUUD. BD

ALSO i got a cool lookin DAGGAR RAWR.

...

THAT'S RIGHT.

KRISKY'S GOT SHARP THINGS NAO.

SEXYHAWTWIN! I WANTZ THEM BOTH! GIMME NAO!

~~~

Lol, seems like you had one kickass birthday weekend, kriskles. Awesome! 8D

[Cloud]

Looks like Krauser's knife from RE4, Krisky.

[krisk]

XDDD well that dagger isn't accurate either-- the angel sword site didn't have mine either. and my dagger COMPARED kinda sucked. it had this weird inner curves in the metal.

so it looks like it's on fire. D:



okay it's cool.

but COMPARED it's not so much.

DIS ONE MIXED EMOSHUN FO DAGGAH. D8 8D

[krisk]

Aww, what happened sis. Did a post of yours get deleted, because your browser failed? Here. I give you an extra present to feel better :3

CHEER UP LIL SIS! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE! 8D <3~ --Click here to view--

YAAAAAAAAAAAY FLOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS

well. here? now? add ALOTTA gray and alittle big of jinormous humidity and a teeny bit of cold. :]

.... still can't tell the difference.


thanks for that-- sorry i forgot about it XDDD
!

Because, Kriski,

It made me think of you. I love fandom secrets. ♥



THE SHINY. XDDD

LOL fandom seekrets. i've been there when i was emo-ing. IT HALPS 8D

and yeah. i lol'd hardcore. even now, after seeing it for the trillionth it still makes me smile 8)

thanks bbcaeks.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT SAMMICH FOR ME ANYMOAR, WOMAN.


---

--TODAY--

DECEMBER 18, 2008!

small things really-- but hold a HUGE BIG FAT IMPACT 8D:

first:

I'M DONE WITH MY FINALS.

I'M SO FREEEEEEE. THERE ISN'T A BIG ENOUGH FONT SIZE TO EXPRESS MY HAPPINESS!
omfg it's awesome, yanno what i did today? yanno what i DID today!?

i woke up at the buttcrack of egypt-- to go take my history exam. that exam i kinda ehh-ed on. ): i mean i PASSED and everything, but i could've done better. but really i didn't want to cos I HATE HISTORY D: it's so BORING.

no offense to those who love history and use their history books as teddy bears at night ...and stuff. it's just not my thing D3

anyway, i did okay-- but that's not the point THE POINT IS THAT I FINISHED MY FINALS AND OMG I HATE END FINALS EVEN MORE NAO.

you highschoolers.

you have NO idea. srsly. D:<

but yeah.


OMFG. it's a huge relief. i mean after that final i went out with my friends for breakfast and then we went TO THE MALL. IN FOREVER. and it was the Galleria! which was nice because the whole place was decked out in decoraaaations and everyone was merrrryyyyy and seriously, one of the things i'd like to thank extremist christians for-- GASMING CHRISTMAS EVERYWHERE

:3

so yesh. BD i did teh whole santa thing and asked him for "world peace" XDDDD really i don't really want anything this year-- kinda just in the groove of being chill with what i have. 8D!

though some wheeleys would be nice though ;_;


SO YEAH FUN STUFF.

then i got home really early today, around 12-ish and got started on my Seekret Santa! SEE? I GOT IT DONE SHAUNAMAAAAA YAAAAAY.

but yeah, the seekret santa. krisk kringle. etc etc. i gotta say it was kinda weird picking for you guys, but it was still fun and... AND LOLARIOUS. HAHAHAHH. whenever i was picking for you guys, i acted like you. it was fawny. X3

well teh people i knew from that list. *shrugs*

anyway, after that i got all that set up and the pms sent out and pulled Jox into the bunch cos he's lazy. : D

THEN after that i just chilled at home, spoke to a few frriends and we're planning stuff for the next few days. i'm really excited! ONE OF THE THINGS ON TUESDAY IS DPA.

GUYS.

DPA

DIVINE PERFORMING ARTS

all about chinese arts and like the culture of china BEFORE communist rule. 3:< but yeah, i'm excited. :] (i wish i could bring lee-chyan and pammy with me. cos they be chinese man. man. man. i'd show leechyan i aint no DISGRACE! DB<)

kee.

anway really psyched about that scene. 9D

whaaaaaat else-- OH i just finished Tommy's Naruto x Tayuya pic. i hope he likes it! since i haven't read the Zutara drabble, he's in the safe-zone atm. X3

BUT JUST FOR THE MOMENT D:<

...that reminds me. i gotta reply in the rp, 3x



... MAN I CAN'T EVEN WATCH TV AND MAKE COHERENT SENSE ON THESE ENTRIES. FOR SRS. ;O;

Chelsea Lately <3

Chelsea Handler.



i have a major girlcrush on her. :]

or yanno, i just want to .... meet her and be her... friend. >w>



...i'm hungry. D8

stupid commercials.


...

...

...

...

TA-DAAAAAAAAAAA!

8D

[krisk]

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!

it's the last day and it's due today and if i don't have it in i won't have a chance and OMGOMGOMGOMG FAWK. I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT IT OFF UNTIL THE LAST DAY AND OMFFFFFFFF.

GAH GAH GAH.

VOICE.

BE WITH ME TOMORROW.

AND PLEASE BE ALL HIGH AND NASALY AND TOPH SOUNDING. D3

BAAAW.



*will update in the mornin baaaaw*

[krisk]

EDIT:

HOLY MOTHER OF JEEZUS.

I DIDN'T GET TOPH.

BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER FOR LOSING.

*CRIES A RIVER OF HAPPY*



we.

have.

the.

most.

kickass cast in the world. (but tbh, Sokka's the only one that's like "eehhh" to me XD;)

and i'm mf'ing psyched in pants.

no really, this project is gonna kick so much ass.


*ROARS WITH HAPPINESS*

!

[Onionhead Attacks]

I don't get what your project is supposedly doing. Please explain DX