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#161 Random Nobody

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 10:46 PM

QUOTE (Shriner @ Aug 20 2006, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was intersted in SasuTen before meeting wingsover, but I am far more interested in it because of her. I think SasuHanabi has some interesting dynamics, as does SasuTen. Of the four genin females she seems to be the most mature and most interested in being a ninja (in Part 1) and thus there is some common ground. If you want to find more of wings's stories check her ff.net profile. She is Cyberwolf there and has a few additional SasuTen stories there.

Here is a link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/11918/

Yeah, I love the NaruHanabi art (and the pairing). Heck, i was stunned to even find any, that its really good is a bonus. I have one more pic I found of them if you want to see it.

Oh, and speaking of wings..she is also into NaruHanabi. its sort of a side pairing in her Coping Mechanism fic (though NejiTen is the main pairing)


I'd love to see that NaruHanabi pic. Oh and Coping Mechanism is a great fic even if I'm not a huge NejiTen fan.

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NaruHina ...is so WoW. Don't like Sakura.. She's always looking for sasuke and never cares for Naruto.


sando i really have to disagree with on that one, obviously you only watch the anime, but if you read the manga you see things a WHOLE lot different, nd well the ONLY thing on naruto's mind right now is how to get sasuke back, and even though hinata cares for naruto deeply, she has not once asked him about sasuke and comforted him on that, hell shes WAY too shy even to go have a conversation with him, and i do admit sakura has been a little obsessive with the sasuke thing but in part 2 its more of a love for a comrade than a crush, and she seems to regard naruto's feelings alot more, and well the conversation with yamato, it seems she has already developed feeling for him.... so bottom line

DONT HATE SAKURA!!!!!!! mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif


uh Hustlin? did you have a crack pairing to mention because thats kind of the point of this topic, not arguing with NaruHina fans. Also Sando is allowed to not like Sakura, even if I think he's crazy not too tongue.gif

On a side note, I actually found a Sai x Tsuande story today. Now THAT'S a crack pairing biggrin.gif

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 11:32 PM

Random's right. It's not a big deal if Sando likes NaruHina. It's not a crack pairing so this isn't the best thread for the picture, but I still like the art. I always like good fanart, even if its not of a pairing I like. Here is a link Random, it will not fit in the post.

http://www.deviantar...ruto and Hanabi

Yeah, I'm not big on NejiTen either, but wingsover is really funny and I really like the NaruHanabi bits.

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Posted 29 August 2006 - 12:31 AM

That was nice art, both of them were.

Wingsover has wrote some of the best humor I've read, especially that one story about Sasuke. Can't seem to remember the name. NejiTen's an all right pairing, theres just pairings I love a lot more than it like LeeTen and even SasuTen.

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Posted 29 August 2006 - 05:25 PM

ummm

1) Orochimaru X tsunade ( i prefer Tsunade X jiraiya but i dont think thats crack...)

2) Kakashi X Kurenai....... (poor kakashi, asuma beat him to her)....

3) Obito X Rin ( is this a crack pairing??? )

5) sasuke X orochimaru ( yes im evil.... i hate sasuke.....)

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 11:14 AM

Anybody tried Gaara x Sasame? Or Gaara x Ino? Or Gaara x Sakura x Naruto?


Bunny: Sasuke, join me.
Sasuke: What will I receive if I join you?
Bunny: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
Sasuke: Sweet! what do I do?
Orochimaru: Sssssssssssssaaaaaaasssssssssukkkkkkeeeeeee-kkkuuuuuunnnn!
Sasuke: oh f***

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 11:28 AM

Hmmm. Naru-Every-girl-exept-Hinata

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 06:44 PM

QUOTE (Random Nobody @ Aug 28 2006, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That was nice art, both of them were.

Wingsover has wrote some of the best humor I've read, especially that one story about Sasuke. Can't seem to remember the name. NejiTen's an all right pairing, theres just pairings I love a lot more than it like LeeTen and even SasuTen.


Are you thinking of Cookies?

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 10:39 PM

QUOTE (hustlinweed @ Aug 29 2006, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ummm

1) Orochimaru X tsunade ( i prefer Tsunade X jiraiya but i dont think thats crack...)

2) Kakashi X Kurenai....... (poor kakashi, asuma beat him to her)....

3) Obito X Rin ( is this a crack pairing??? )

5) sasuke X orochimaru ( yes im evil.... i hate sasuke.....)


All of those are crack pairings except for Orochimaru x Sasuke. Also you were correct JirTsu isn't crack. Theres a list of crack pairings in the first post if your curious about what is or isn't a crack pairing.

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Anybody tried Gaara x Sasame? Or Gaara x Ino? Or Gaara x Sakura x Naruto?


Never seen GaaraSasame, but I've seen one GaaraIno and one GaaraSakuraNaruto and they were pretty good.

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That was nice art, both of them were.

Wingsover has wrote some of the best humor I've read, especially that one story about Sasuke. Can't seem to remember the name. NejiTen's an all right pairing, theres just pairings I love a lot more than it like LeeTen and even SasuTen.


Are you thinking of Cookies?


No it wasn't Cookies, although that was a good story. It was "What You Didn't Know About Sasuke" (Finally found it). Thats still one of my favorite humor fics.

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Posted 02 September 2006 - 05:44 AM

QUOTE (gamerman_007 @ Aug 30 2006, 07:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody tried Gaara x Sasame? Or Gaara x Ino? Or Gaara x Sakura x Naruto?


Haven't seen a trace of GaaSasa. Read a few GaaIno fics that were okay, but I tend to lean towards GaaSaku more.

And GaaSakuNaru is threesome luv! Shanaroooooo!!! :thumbs:

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Posted 02 September 2006 - 06:59 AM

SakuTem

Rare, but oddly amusing.


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Posted 02 September 2006 - 07:11 PM

I'm not sure I have seen a SasamexAnybody fic, let alone Gaara. I think there is a Naruto x Sasame fanclub (or at least used to be). Didn't Hokuten start that one?

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Posted 04 September 2006 - 03:17 AM

Yeah I think he did start that one, though I'm not sure if it was a serious FC or not. Come to think of it I don't think I've even see Sasame mentioned in any fics, guess everyone just wants to ignore the filler.

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Posted 16 September 2006 - 06:06 PM

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Never seen GaaraSasame, but I've seen one GaaraIno and one GaaraSakuraNaruto and they were pretty good.


Linkage to both?

And there is one Gaara x Sasame fic in existence that I know of. It's the one I created.

Linkage no Jutsu


Bunny: Sasuke, join me.
Sasuke: What will I receive if I join you?
Bunny: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
Sasuke: Sweet! what do I do?
Orochimaru: Sssssssssssssaaaaaaasssssssssukkkkkkeeeeeee-kkkuuuuuunnnn!
Sasuke: oh f***

Sono nantomo ienai sekushii na oshiri wo ore no kokan ni okittensukete rizumu ni awasete kosurinasai = Back that ass up. :D

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Posted 17 September 2006 - 11:25 PM

QUOTE (gamerman_007 @ Sep 16 2006, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Never seen GaaraSasame, but I've seen one GaaraIno and one GaaraSakuraNaruto and they were pretty good.


Linkage to both?

And there is one Gaara x Sasame fic in existence that I know of. It's the one I created.

Linkage no Jutsu


Unfortunatly I've lost the links to both, I read them a long time ago. That was a nice story by the way because...

We all know Gaara's really a pervert biggrin.gif


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Posted 24 September 2006 - 04:05 AM

Yes, I love crack pairings, that's mostly what I read off FF.net.

Kabuto x Hinata
Kabuto x Shizune
Kabuto x Tsunade
Kabuto x Tayuya
Kabuto x Orochimaru

Yes, patterns, you see it right?

Tenten x Kisame
Tenten x Temari
Gaara x Rock Lee - OWNAGE!

Ok, I'm done being random now.

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Posted 25 September 2006 - 11:23 PM

(Note that I haven't read the whole topic)

As far as I'm concerned, NaruHina is a crack pairing. It will never happen.

Anyways, my favourite crack pairing is:

SakuTen

Yes, so random.

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Posted 26 September 2006 - 12:49 AM

NARUTO X (the princess that appeared in the first movie, i forgot her name)

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Posted 26 September 2006 - 01:19 AM

xD

I have found my new, favourite and obsessive crack pairing.

KabutoxSakura.

The quack doctor and the hulk-like medic/nurse.
After the whole "On the contrary... I was going to do the opposite (heal her)" thing, then with tons of fanfiction it has ranked a high for me.

Then comes GaaSaku in second place, SakuIno in third and InoxSakuxTema in fourth. -squeals-
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Posted 26 September 2006 - 01:20 AM

QUOTE (Choji @ Sep 2 2006, 02:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
SakuTem

Rare, but oddly amusing.


It is rare. :shamefulcry0js: Just wrote one a few days ago to boost up the numbers *yay!*


QUOTE (murdoc @ Sep 25 2006, 08:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NARUTO X (the princess that appeared in the first movie, i forgot her name)


I believe you're thinking of Yukie. Or Koyuki. Whichever name you want to use. wink.gif

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Posted 26 September 2006 - 09:23 AM

I really like NaruKin or other NarutoxSound Girls
Conversation between me and my awesome drama teacher whilst watching Alfred Hitchcocks The Birds.

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Are the birds under some kind of mind control by Big Bird from sesame street? Will Big Bird turn out to be the murderer? Will that girl turn around and big bird is behind her and she gets stabbed in the face?
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