Elite Jounin
Posted 21 September 2014 - 05:19 AM
okay, in the last chapter did sasuke send kakashi, and sakura somewhere or what? its hard to tell what happened, and I'm wanting to use chapter 692 for an omake I'm doing lol. I'm doing my own version of the naruto VS sasuke fight.
No, Sasuke did not send them anywhere. You can see them being present there. . .
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Academy Teacher
Posted 21 September 2014 - 09:05 AM
*naruto VS sasuke*
[author note summary: my version of the naruto vs sasuke fight]
sauke: now everyone is out of my way...except for you naruto!
naruto: sasuke! why are you doing this?
sasuke: because...your in my way naruto.
naruto: grrr WHY'D YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE HOKAGE?
sasuke: to ruin the moment! i can't stand you, or that pink haired candy cane
sakura: -eyes water- i thought you changed sasuke-kun!
sasuke:still not over your crush?
sakura: -cries-
kakashi: she hasn't had a crush on you since the chuunin exams sasuke. but, she still saw you as a comrade. why would you do this? betray your own team, and village?
sasuke: i need to avenge my clan!. besides you all thought i forgot about danzo, and the kages wanting to kill me? you all didn't know i knew that did ya now?
naruto: -eyes water- the kage summit...this was...all your fault sasuke... RASENGAN!
sasuke: CHIDORI!
*they run at eachother*
sakura: -wipes eyes- BE CAREFUL NARUTO!
sasuke: i got you!
naruto: -claps- you show that clone whoes boss sasuke! a thousand years of death -pokes sasuke in the butt-
sasuke: EEEK! -turns around and tries to punch naruto but falls flat on his face-
kakashi: that seals the sasuhina bandwagon with a kiss
sasuke: grrr NARUUUTOOO!
naruto: SSSAAASSSUUUKKKEEE!
sasuke: now to sink the sasusaku ship! sakura? i hate you
sakura: -sniffs- -eyes grow wide, and is emotionless-
naruto: SASUKE YOU JERK -punches sasuke-
sakura: i am done with you sasuke...your not worth my tears, or my energy.
sasuke: AT LAAAST!
naruto: she wanted to be your friend you jerk -eyes water- just like i wanted to be your friend! we cared about you sasuke-teme -cries- and THIS is how you thank us?
sasuke: fire style! -blows fire on naruto- maybe that got him
sakura: NARUTO!
naruto:fire style! rasengan!
sasuke: what in the- -dodges a big ball of fire!- you absorbed that?
naruto: you can't find me
*a bunch of naruto surround sasuke*
naruto clone: -henges into a girl- i'm magical girl naruko and in the name of the sun...i'll punish you!
sasuke: hey this isn't a shoujo...its a shounen
naruto: wait...one of us would have been somekind of expert or something at genjutsu
sasuke: me?
naruto: no...lets see -points to sasuke- taijutsu, -points to self- ninjutsu-, -gasps OH YEAH! sakura-chan your so good you slipped everyones mind! -grins-
sakura: -smiles-
sasuke: well, i could kill you then she can be the main character
naruto: i'd still be the main character!...when goku died in DBZ did he stop being the main character?
sasuke: yes untill gohan, or goten, or someone got the dragon balls' together.
kakashi: THIS ISN'T DBZ GUYS!
sakura: why can't naruto have a happy ending?
sasuke: because he don't deserve it! -strangles a naruto clone-
*a naruto clone strangles sasuke from behind*
*suddenley the ground breaks and naruto, and sasuke fall through*
kakashi: they're not stopping untill one dies
sakura: -grabs kakashi- look you cotton ball head. you need to save naruto at all cost you got that!? he can't die he just can't! -eyes water-
kakashi: alright...what if i told you it was up to you now?, and you can only save one?
sakura: i'd tell you you read WAAAY too much fanfiction
*back to sasuke and naruto*
naruto: sasuke please reconsider! you don't have to choose the avenger path!
sasuke: yes i do!
naruto: why?
sasuke: hn...i just do
naruto: sasuke! -reads sasuke's heart-
sasuke: what are you doing? -holds head- are you in my head!? GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU STUPID DOBE!
naruto: i'm reading your heart sasuke...not your mind
sasuke: get out of me...WHY DID I SAY THAT!?
*naruto and sasuke stare at eachother*
sasuke: can't...close my...eyes
*flashback1*
fugaku: look at this! your brother just made it to chuunin! you can to if you catch up sasuke!
sasuke: but...he wont teach me
itachi: tell you what? i'll train you as soon as you become a genin okay? -pokes sasuke's forehead-
sasuke: -rubs fore head- always poking my forehead!
*flashback2*
sasuke: -returns to see itachi standing infront of a burning building- itachi?...why? -eyes water- why nii-chan!?
itachi: *under a genjutsu* they were in my way
sasuke: -runs off crying-
*flashback3*
*sasuke stabs itachi*
itachi: guess you finnally made genin?...this ...still don't bring them back -eyes water-...sasuke
sasuke: -blinks- hn?
itachi: you have to avenge our clan -pokes sasuke's forhead- it was...orochimaru's orders to destroy the clan -dies-
sasuke: -eyes water- IIITTTAAACCCHHHIII!!!
*end*
naruto: -tears stream down cheek- i'm sure he forgives you sasuke
sasuke: get...out...of...my...mind stop reading my soul! it's not yours to read! CHIDORI! -tries to stab naruto but misses- WILL YOU STAY STILL YOU DOBE!
naruto: sasuke...i understand you now...you don't have to to choose this path!
sasuke: -grabs naruto's throat- why do you always get in my way? ALWAYS...why can't you just stay out of my life!
naruto: because...your in MY way sasuke! -grabs sasuke's throat to- i have tried so many times to save you from yourself that like you i almost whent down the path of revenge...the avenger path
sasuke: really?
naruto: and i'm not letting you, or ANYONE hurt those i care about EVER again! as long as i'm standing i wont let MY comrades die...wheather you like it or not sasuke that means you to...your one of my comrades, and i'm dragging you back to konoha
*naruto ties sasuke up, and they get out of the hole back to where kakashi, and sakura are*
sakura: NARUTO! YOUR OKAY!
naruto: sakura-chan! your okay to!
kakashi: happy birthday naruto
naruto: hey sasuke? gonna wish me a happy birthday?
sasuke: no.
sakura: -laughs-
*naruto frees the bijuu*
kakashi: NOOOW we can go awaken everyone from i.t unless something else wants to happen
*chirp chirp chirp*
*naruto, and sakura kiss*
THE END-
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 21 September 2014 - 09:12 AM.
Elite Jounin
Posted 21 September 2014 - 09:16 AM
The first part was too funny.
And this
naruto: -claps- you show that clone whoes boss sasuke! a thousand years of death -pokes sasuke in the butt-
sasuke: EEEK! -turns around and tries to punch naruto but falls flat on his face-
kakashi: that seals the sasuhina bandwagon with a kiss
Cottonball head Kakashi 
Last part was pretty accurate. Overall this omake was AWESOME 
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Heaven and Earth Deity
Posted 21 September 2014 - 02:04 PM
Academy Teacher
Posted 22 September 2014 - 08:25 PM
*obsession*
[author note summary: takes place during the chapter where we see everyones..."obsession"...sometimes our obsessions keep us from achieving our dreams...but, other times our dreams may be because of our obsessions...but, what if we become so obsessed with a dream that it becomes a nightmare?...then it's more of a posession...one we have no choice but to fight.my spin on chapter 678]
*hinata-obsession:naruto*
*hinata's on the bench with naruto*
hinata: -smiles- naruto-kun?
naruto: yes hinata-hime?
hinata: -blush- do you believe dreams come true?
naruto: i...used to. -sighs- but, i guess there's no hope after all.
hinata: -blinks- but, your nindo was never give up! remember? you never give up! your so inspirarional
naruto: i'm glad your my friend hinata...i couldn't keep a promise to my lifelong dreamgirl...or save my best friend who was like a brother...-eyes water-
hinata: dreamgirl?...brother?
naruto:but, i guess i'll only be important in your eyes...will i hinata-hime?
hinata: -blinks- no...i'm sure s=several people appriciate you!
voice: how would you know? you only focoused on your own selfish thoughts
hinata: w-who said that?...no i never wanted to cause naruto-kun pain!
voice: to break free you must know what this boy needs
hinata: his dreamgirl...and a best friend?
voice: you know nothing none of these. say the names of those on his team
hinata: well, sakura haruno, and sasuke uchiha were his teammates back in the genin days!
*kiba-obsession:leadership*
*kiba is hokage*
kiba: it is national dog day!...
*his sister barges in*
hina: kiba inuzuka we need to talk!
kiba: hi sis!
kiba: you can't just demand all the animal shelters be closed down! those are like orphanages the animals' in need!
kiba: WHAT! i'd never say THAT! but, yeah the dog pounds need to be closed.
hina: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOUR DOING!!!? by the way your supossed to be helping the village not telling vets, and animal workers how to do their job!
voice: ah, you obsessed over being the leader for dogs but, you forgot the animal kingdom...as a whole did you? i think so!
kiba: wait! who said that?
voice: to end this you must understand you are not dog you are man. being a leader to konoha is sweet but, someone else deserves your seat
kiba: naruto...he could fix this!
*shino-obsession:being noticed*
shino: finnally! i discovered a rare species!
a ninja: HOLD IT!...that is mine!
another: no it's mine! the queen needs it
*they argue over the beetle-like thing*
shino: but, i just discovered it
voice:your so caught up in your web of lies you don't see what these ninjas' hide. what is it that you discovered? how will it help you once uncovered?
shino: what was that?
ninja: you don't understand! we need this...the eyes can be made into night vision goggles!. we need more of these, and-
ninja2: our queen could use these...these can suck poison right out of something. you want to use them for material profit, and we need them for medicinal purpose
shino: i...just wanted to discover something!
voice: to end this come up with a way they can both SHARE the same...noone has to suffer, and they can atleast get by in the end
shino: i wonder if the bikochu beetle can help! if we can find THAT maybe it can sense if there are more of these type around somewhere!
*chouji-obsession:food*
*chouji's eating in front of a girl*
chouji: finnally! -pigs out- a girl who accepts me as i am
girl: oh...i like chunky guys...not just you. plus you always have food here!
choza: we sure do!
voice: oh your so blind look at the girl! who do you see?
chouji: -looks at the girl. blonde short hair-
girl: -smiles- what?
chouji: -tries to imagine her with a poneytail-
voice: some binge eat as a way to hide...what we're afraid we will find inside...when your eating your favorite brunch...your best times were with a secret crush. to end this be honest with yourself.or the heart will fade, and nothing'll be left.
chouji: -thinks- ino...i've always liked ino yamanaka?...did my heart fall in love, and my mind not tell me?
voice: addiction does crazy things...thats why they're called distractions'!
*shikamaru-obsession:uncertainty*
shikamaru: marriage is so, troublesome
voice: look at the family before you. who do you notice out of the two?
*infront of him are asuma, and his family, and shikaku*
shikamaru: so?...it's still a drag
voice: your obsessed with being uncertain...to end this look beside you ...she knows your hurting
shikamaru: -sees temari- hey
temari: so, your afraid of cometment?
shikamaru: no...of -eyes water-
voice: go on...love'll break your heart...but, it'll also heal your scars
shikamaru: loosing anyone else...it's easier to push everyone away.
temari: my brother said the very same thing...untill a dear friend changed his mind.
shikamaru: -smiles- yeah...that naruto. he used to be be like the village idiot...but, somewhere became the village hero.
temari: yeah. hey? if he, and sakura can make it through hard times. i know we can to.
*ino-obsession:male-attention*
ino: yay! sasuke, and sai are fighting over me!
sai: she's mine!
sasuke: no mine back off!
sai: i will fight you for her
sasuke: i don't think you want to go there hn
voice: those two? they get caught up with one thing...they would use you to complete their ring
sasuke: I WAS ON TEAM 7 FIRST! YOU KEEP TAKING EVERYTHING...I KILLED MY BROTHER YOU KNOW!
sai: i know...and i wont hold back if we get into a fight!. plus i'm more loyal to team 7.
ino: um...guys?
voice: you don't know these two at all...but the one who knows your heart will be one you don't recall
ino: guys...guys stop!
sasuke: your as annoying as sakura
sai: but, your prettier!
ino: -jaw drops-
voice: to end this you must choose to listen to them...or listen to ...you.
ino: -eyes water- i guess i should become my own person...i need to become my own person!
*rock lee-obsession: beating his rivals!*
*lee has beaten neji, and naruto, and is cheering in front of sakura*
sakura: ok you win...buyt, i need to heal naruto
lee: the spring time of youth wins!...was i too harsh?
sakura: -checks naruto's pulse- i think you knocked him out!...go get lady tsunade!...or shizune...cause lady tsunade's going to knock YOU out when she realizes you knocked naruto unconscious!
lee: I DID WHAT!
voice: sometimes people want to win so bad they...suck the life out of everything around them!
lee: i'll try, and find gai-sensei
sakura: -grabs lee's shoulders- go...get...shizune...AND DO NOT LOOK BACK!
voice: you thaught that was neji? no but, you sure knock out your rivals' cold!
*shizune, and tsunade make it out there with stretchers*
tsunade: -bonks lee on the head- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! YOU BEAT UP YOUR SENSEI, AND NARUTO KNOCKING THEM INTO A COMA!
lee: NOOO!!!
voice: to end this you have to admit...your not as strong as you COULD HAVE been
lee: -eyes water- i don't want to be so strong i put those i care about in a coma! i just wanted to impress sakura-san
voice: you impressed her once this is true back in the forest of death remember...your youth?
*flashback to when lee tried to help sakura during the sound ninja battle at the forest of dead chuunin exam*
*tenten-obsession:perfection*
gai: lee-kun? we must act in a perfect manner
lee: you're right
ten ten: FINNALLY! so, what cool adventures will we do?...wait why am i talking weird?
gai: your so hyper
lee: yes, you must calm down tenten-san
gai: ninja must be cool, and calm...
*they both go aummm and meditate*
voice: clarity...without it we aren't calm...but, with out calmness there's no balance...without balance there's no harmony...you'll see it if you...relax
tenten: are we going to train?
gai: we are trainin...we will do tai-chi later.
lee: and yoga to sensei?
gai: yes young grasshopper
voice: we are as old, or as young as we feel.
tenten: guys! be youthful! we can still have fun!
voice: to end this...tell them HOW to live...in this reality...they only know what THEY feel.but, what will a kind word from YOU reveal?
tenten: you can still excersize, and do all that AND tai-chi, and yoga! thats part of being young
gai: but, youthhood is long gone.
lee: we must grow up. we must be in tune with the earth
tenten: yes! the spring! blooming flowers, the lotus, the season of youth I GET IT NOW! spring is the season of growth, and the budding of life!
gai/lee: sounds magical.
tenten: it's the spring time of youth!!!
voice: never...EVER let your inner fire of spirit die...THAT is the power of youth...the soul of truth.
*tsunade-obsession:her past*
*in her dream dan is hokage, and jiraiya, nawaki, and orochimaru are there to*
tsunade: -gasps- my word!
voice: none of these people are in your life anymore...but, theres a lesson to learn...words never heard
tsunade: what?...what was THAT?
voice: look...there's your past...wheres your present?...your future?
tsunade: wait...-realizes this is a VERY alternate reality- where are naruto, and the others?
voice: we can't fit everyone we love in one timeline...because we have many generations of loved ones...love is powerful...but, so is our fear.to end this...there is one last thing you need to make clear.
tsunade: oh...yes -eyes water- but, it's too late
voice: if you say so...but, someone said to tell me to tell you...hello
*a light sourrounds tsunade, and jiraiya*
tsunade: j-jiraiya?
jiraiya: -grins and scratches his head- heeey you look pretty...for a girl my age
tsune: -sweatdrop-
jiraiya: wait was that offensive! i meant...um...
tsunade: -walks over, bonks him on the head- YOUR SO WRECKLESS!...
jiraiya: -rubs head-
tsunade: -hugs him- thank you
jiraiya: -blushes- do i hug you back, or is this a dream?
tsunade: just...as long as you don't let go
jiraiya: -hugs her back-
*sasuke-obsession:Revenge*
sasuke: whered everyone go? -looks around, sees he's alone-
voice: your in konoha...isn't this your dream?
sasuke: -looks around the ruins of konoha- no...this wasn't what i wanted!
voice: yes it was...you wanted this! YOU WANTED THEM ALL GONE -EVIL CACKLES-
sasuke: wait...naruto? what about naruto?
voice: he's out of your way sasuke...gone...dead
sasuke: -eyes water- no...no this can't be real
voice: to end this...who means the most to you? all your precious people are gone!...oh thats right you never had any
sasuke: -tears stream down cheek- there was one...he was like a brother...i hated my brother...because i wanted to be like him...then he betrayed me...then naruto came, and reminded me what brotherhood was about...thats something i've wanted since i was a child...
voice: but you wanted naruto gone
sasuke: no...i wanted my own hate gone...i want my past gone...I NEVER WANTED MY ONLY BROTHER, AND MY ONLY BEST FRIEND GONE! -breaks down- i said...i'd never show my emotions...i wont be weak...but, i guess i still am
voice: well, you are as long as you keep this up! hate weakens you...it shatters the soul...love is what strenghthens you...it makes you whole.
*naruto-obsession:protection*
*naruto's hokage but, of a very different konoha*
naruto: so, my dream is still to be hokage?...awsome!
-kiba enters-
kiba: the borders are closed.
naruto: the...what?
kiba: you asked to close off enterance to the village. noones allowed in, or out without your knowledge!
naruto: no! everyones free to come, and go
kiba: but, you said that everyone whoes in konoha is to stay in konoha, and noone is allowed to leave, or come in to the village unless the hokage. thats you "okays" it first. this way everyone is safe
voice: wont stop them from sneaking over the boarder
naruto: what...in...the...wait wheres sakura-chan?
kiba: i think she's still mad at you, and is a suna shinobi now...guess she thought the kazekage ran a free village or something -laughs-
voice: communisim has that affect on people...fascisim to...may want to know the difference between the two.
naruto: why would i want THIS?
voice: you want people safe or not? governments try to play the saftey card...but, it ends in chaos because noone really knows what they want, or what they're doing
naruto: -gasps- THIS IS GOING TO TEAR THE VILLAGE APART!
voice: yeah...east vs west...i hope yours is the peaceful end, and not the "nightmare neighbor"
naruto: I WANTED TO PROTECT THOSE PRECIOUS TO ME NOT DESTROY KONOHA!
voice: to end this you must learn to let go...and let flow
naruto: you mean accept i can't protect everyone? -eyes water-
voice: you can only do your best...thats the naruto people love...now isn't that all anyone ever wants? is love, and acceptance?...why not show yourself some to?
naruto: -cries-
voice: appriciate, and enjoy life. don't try to force it to change...or you just might loose it in the process
*sakura-obsession: self-worth*
*sakura's in front of both naruto, and sasuke...both unconscious*
sakura: NARUTO!?...sasuke-kun? did they fight eachother?
voice: you worry too much about these two!. do you have faith in yourself?
sakura: yes...well,...no -sighs- look i'm always letting them get hurt -sits next to naruto, and uses mystical palm-
voice: to end this...listen to your heart...and wait for the light to spark
sakura: what light?
voice: passion...your the fruit...the fruiiit...the fruit
sakura: i'm...the...WHAT!?
*a light glows above naruto*
sakura: am...i doing this?
naruto: -opens eyes- sakura-chan?
voice: some find someone to die for...but, the heart pines for someone to live for!
naruto: -smiles- your alright...-slowly raises up-
sakura: -hugs naruto- of course i am...but, most importantly you're alright
naruto: only because you are sakura-chan -hugs her back-
kaguya: -opens eyes- see?...thats all everyone needed...was to look in their hearts...-closes eyes- release -dissappears-
*everyone awakens to see maadara, ect gone*
chouji: what the heck?
ino: hey chouji? wanna go for barbeque?
chouji: i would love that ino-chan
tsunade: -wipes tears- jiraiya...i'm glad i got to say farewell
shizune: lady tsunade your alive -glomps her-
hinata: that was a strange dream...i learned i've got to stop trying to chase after naruto
kiba: yeah you just fall flat on your face everytime!
shino: those jokes may start getting old
kiba:but, picking on hinata's fun!
*back to team 7*
sasuke: naruto...i've realised your the only thing i'll ever have close to a friend...or a brother
naruto: -smiles-
sasuke: but, i still don't want to come back to konoha...too many painful memories
sakura" aw how come you never told us that
sasuke: wait for it...
naruto: -sniffs- -hugs sasuske-
sasuke: this is why -sweatdrops-
naruto: -lets go, and tears stream down his cheeks- sasuke you can do what you feel you need to. just don't seek revenge and get yourself killed, or in trouble okay? -wipes eyes- your like a brother to me to. and thats something i will always treasure
sasuke: sakura?...i'm going to tell you what i honestly think of you...but, don't overreact okay?
sakura: okay sasuke-kun
naruto: don't be to cruel sasuke-teme
sasuke: the way you care for me...is very sisterly of you
sakura: -eyes water- i'm like a sister to you?
sasuke: well, i had an annoying older brother so...i know what i mean when i say...your like an annoying older sister
naruto: -bursts out laughing-
*sakura hugs sasuke*
sasuke: -thinks- not agaiiin! i've gotta stop being nice -sweatdrop-
sakura: thank you so much sasuke-kun...that means alot. -smiles- -pokes his forehead- baka sasuke -giggles-
sasuke: okay -rubs forehead- whats the fascination with poking my forehead?
*sakura, and naruto laugh*
naruto: sakura-chan...
sakura: naruto...
naruto/sakura: i love you
sakura: you do?
naruto: of course i do...i guess i just had to stop living in my own shell, and admitt to myself that i am worthy enough for you..oh, and i finnally found a girl like my mother
sakura: -sweatdrop- i reminde you of your mother?
naruto: no thats not what i meant! i...uh...-scratches back of head-
kakashi: heeey...wait a second! I KNEW YOU TWO REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE ELSE! naruto=minato, sakura=kushina...also a faded red is a pinkish color
naruto: my mother told me to find a woman like her...one who can keep me going like she kept my dad going!
*suddenly a cherry blossom tree appears*
kakashi: whats a cherry blossom tree doing here?
sakura: oooh i think i get an answer to an inside joke!
*naruto, and sakura kiss*
sakura: naruto?...what does my kiss taste like?
naruto: cherry fruits?
sakura: GOT IT!
*they kiss again*
THE END
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 22 September 2014 - 08:28 PM.
Elite Jounin
Posted 23 September 2014 - 01:36 AM
Very nice omake 
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Academy Teacher
Posted 24 September 2014 - 02:34 PM
*nightmare in dreamland*
[author note summary: sakura's been having nightmares about naruto...what's causing them? set after naruto, and sasuke's last fight during the land of iorn]
*sakura's room-night time*
sakura: -sighs- how could naruto think i was lying to myself?...or to him? i thought he would be happy i finnally let sasuke go -goes to sleep-
*nightmare*
*at the land of iorn*
naruto: next time we fight...we'll both die
*the scene changes and sasuke, naruto, sakura and kakashi are at the valley of the end sakura's next to a bloodied naruto*
sakura: -crying- naruto! wake up!
naruto: -touches her cheek- -whispers- i...love...you -hand drops eyes close-
sakura: NOOO! WAKE UP!!!
kakashi: sasuke...do you realise what you've done?
sasuke: -looks with a blank stare- -monotone- i put us all in danger...didn't i?
naruto: -opens red glowing eyes, and in kurama's voice- yes -cackles-
*sakura jolts awake*
sakura: oh...it was just a dream -eyes water- oh naruto...you always stress yourself out. -goes back to sleep-
*nightmare 2*
*sakura's at a gravestone*
sakura: -tears stream down cheek- naruto...sasuke-kun...you both killed eachother
hinata: -comes up, and puts flowers on the grave- the cycle continues
sakura: -wipes eyes- what cycle?
hinata: -faces sakura with empty dark-like eyes- i just destroyed my clan to...your my new rival
*sakura awakens again*
sakura: WHAT IN THE HECK!!!
*the next day*
sakura:-goes to the kitchen-
mebuki: you look really tired. were you up allnight?
sakura: something like that...i keep having nightmares!
mebuki: maybe you need to take a week off from training
sakura: yeah...maybe that's all it is -smiles-
*tsunade's office*
sakura: i keep having nightmares about...well, ...i'm not sure what they're about...my mother says i might just need to take a break from training
tsunade: how long has this been going on?
sakura: well, since last night. after we got back from our last encounter with sasuke-kun
tsunade: well, i'm sure it's just stress. but, if you remember detail, or anything specific within your nightmares tell me, and we might can penpoint where this may be comming from
sakura: alright. thanks lady tsunade -leaves- -sees naruto walking to ichiraku- hi naruto!
naruto: hi sakura-chan! wanna come to ichiraku?
sakura: no thanks maybe another time -walks off-
naruto: -sweatdrop- guess i deserved that for turning her down...she was pouring her heart out, and i just brushed her off...i bet she changed her mind now...like the autumn leaves
*that night*
*sakura's nightmare 3*
*sakura's at ichiraku's and theres a ramen eating contest going on. its chouji, and naruto eating, eating, eating naruto blows up like a balloon, and POPS!*
*sakura wakes up*
sakura: -laughs- ok that one was a little funny.
*the next week the nightmares continued some gory, some really weird, some woke her up screaming, or crying, or both always naruto dies somehow*
*in a hospital room*
tsunade: ino's going to scan your brain. before we do is there a particular detail you want to share concerning your dreams'?
sakura: just that they're always about naruto...dying in some way. in some it's just a grave stone, or a darker konoha, or something, and in some he dies in a horrible way by sasuke, or something, or someone else...in a few the kyuubi has made an appearance
ino: -reads/scans sakura's mind as she talks-
sakura: -stops- i don't want to continue discussing it...-eyes water- the details are too dreadful.
tsunade: okay, you don't have to discribe any of them. so, all of them have the main plot as naruto's death?
sakura: yes.
tsunade: did he say something to you about death recently?
sakura: no...but, *explains the incident with sasuke*...and he started talking about the after life, and saying if he, and sasuke fight again they'll both die -tears leak out her eyes-
tsunade: -closes eyes- i think i know where all that came from -sighs- that boy thinks with his mouth too much
shizune: i guess everything thats happened has really stressed him out. an overloaded brain, and a broken heart it sounds like.
sakura: -cries- please don't let him know i'm in this situation i don't want to put anymore pressure on him...i'm nothing but a burden to him now
ino: -blinks- you've fallen in love with naruto?...you worry about him alot sakura-chan...to the point of exhaustion
sakura: -sniffs-
tsunade: i'm going to find kakashi...he might be able to help -walks out-
shizune: -whispers to ino- why don't you go get naruto? i want to try to explain some of this...i feel they both need someone to talk to, and eachother most of all.
*ino walks out*
sakura: they're not going to tell naruto are they?
shizune: i want you to just rest right now, and try not to worry about naruto. your going to be fine
sakura: -tries to get some rest-
*the next day sakura wakes up from a dreamless sleep*
shizune: -walks in- good your awake
sakura: yes. -smiles- i guess all i needed was rest
*kakashi walks in*
kakashi: hello, sakura
sakura: hi kakashi-sensei...oh no yall didn't tell naruto did you?
kakashi: yes
sakura: WHAT! oh no, why did yall do that! -eyes water- now he's probabbly never going to talk to me again!
kakashi: why would he do that?
sakura: because i keep stressing him out!, and putting all this pressure on him...is this pay back for being such a sasuke fangirl back in the genin days?
shizune: calm down sakura! you know naruto would never do that
kakashi: lady tsunade, and i had a long talk with naruto yesterday.
*tsunade, and naruto come in*
tsunade: sakura? i believe naruto has a few things to explain to you
naruto: -hangs head-
*shizune, kakashi, and tsunade leave the room*
sakura: i'm so sorry naruto! i tried to not let you find out about my dreams
naruto: -sits on the bed in front of sakura- why not?
sakura: because i didn't want to cause you anymore pain...i never want to cause you suffering
naruto: but, you never cause me pain sakura-chan. i love being with you, and i feel more at ease when i'm around you.
sakura: but, what about my confession? i upset you then.
naruto: sai explained everything. about how you felt you had to say all that so i would stay in the village, and about you wanting to kill sasuke on my behalf just to try, and keep me safe
sakura: -blush-
naruto:what i was telling sasuke was if we had to fight again it's a figure of speech i would "die" if sasuke died...i could never kill sasuke because it breaks my heart already to see a friend in pain...i don't have the heart to kill anyone
sakura: thats really sweet naruto -eyes water- i think i'd "die" alittle inside to...or i know i would if i lost you -hangs head-
naruto: -eyes water- i'm sorry i caused you so much worry sakura-chan. i guess i forget that you must have been traumatized seeing a teammate going four-tails, and the other one going psycho
sakura:i guess we have to get used to it. we're going to see alot of things out in the ninja world...i forget we're still teenagers sometimes
naruto: -laughs- i forget i'm still not alone ALL the time. that time i came back from talking to nagato i felt like i walked into a dream! i was a hero...and then you "woke me up" and then gave me a hug...i was so happy all i could do was stand there, and savor the moment...i never wanted it to end
sakura: -smiles-
naruto: sakura-chan? remember that day on the bench? when you thought you were talking to sasuke?, and you told "him" you only wanted him to accept you?
sakura: yeah. but, i'm over that. i was...wait...how did-
naruto: well, i was a stupid twelve year old boy that day, and...that was me who was posing as sasuke
sakura: -gasps-
*flashback*
"sasuke": so...what do you think about naruto?
sakura: he's always annoying...he knows how i feel, and he tries to bother me, and make me feel bad...all i want is for you to accept me sasuke
*end*
sakura: -eyes water- that...was...you
*flashback*
"sasuke": your forehead's so huge it makes me wanna kiss it
sakura: -squeals-
"sasuke": just kidding that sounds like something naruto would say
sakura: -sighs-
*end*
naruto: i guess that's how i always thought you felt.
*flashback*
sakura: please bring sasuke back -cries- its a lifetime request
naruto: -sadly- you like sasuke alot dont ya sakura-chan?
sakura: -cries harder-
naruto: don't worry -fake smile, and a shaky thumbs up- i'll bring him back to you promise of a lifetime!
*end*
sakura: -cries- n-NARUTO!
*she hugs naruto tightly and cries*
naruto: -eyes water- -hugs her- it's okay sakura-chan...i can't stand for you to cry. enspecially if i'm the one causing it.but, i really do love you sakura-chan -wipes eyes-
sakura: -pulls back- -sniffs- i love you to
naruto: i wanted our first "i love you"s' to be somewhere special -tears stream down cheek- i wanted to show you how much i loved you -cries- by bringing sasuke back home -sniffs- thats why i became obsessed with it...then i learned sasuke was going to mess around and get himself killed, or end up killing others -sniffs- and i didn't want to let it happen
sakura: naruto?
naruto: and -sniffs- then when you told me you loved me i knew something was going on, and, and -sniffs- and all i could think about that day -sniffs- was what if it was the last time i ever got to talk to either one of you again
sakura: sounds like you stress yourself out worrying to
naruto: i never had anyone to worry about untill i became apart of team 7...now i'm so afraid i'll loose everyone i care about...i already have with pervy sage
sakura: if you need to talk you can always come talk to me, or iruka, or kakashi, or lady tsunade...anyone just dont hold it in to the point your gonna burst with exhaustion
naruto: but, the thing is...i don't like putting anyone on the spot.i don't want to cause anyone pain, or anything...and you can always talk to me to sakura-chan.
sakura: i think all we need right now is eachother
*they both snuggle up, and fall asleep*
*they both wake up to three glowing beings in the room*
jiraiya: heeey you finnaly got the girl in bed!
sakura: -blush-
naruto: -sweatdrop- pervy saaage!
minato: sensei could you NOT do sex jokes when WE'RE IN THE ROOM?...besides...knowing he's like me he might do it
naruto: -embarressed- daaad
kushina: -bonks jiraiya, and minato on the head- WILL YOU IDIOTS STOP THAT!? -sighs- well, naruto looks like you found a girl like me after all...take care of my son sakura-chan...he's your sunshine now -winks-
sakura: -smiles-
naruto: thanks mom -smiles-
*sakura and naruto kiss*
THE END
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 24 September 2014 - 04:15 PM.
Heaven and Earth Deity
Posted 24 September 2014 - 03:59 PM
Elite Jounin
Posted 24 September 2014 - 04:31 PM
This omake is an absolute peach. Reading through it gave me a myriad of emotions. Its not easy to write a story which is capable of doing that to a reader. You are just brilliant.
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Academy Teacher
Posted 25 September 2014 - 09:02 AM
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 25 September 2014 - 10:09 AM.
Elite Jounin
Posted 25 September 2014 - 01:32 PM
Not bad. So you write lyrics of songs as well !!! Nice 
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Academy Teacher
Posted 26 September 2014 - 09:30 AM
*what could have been*
[author note summary: i'm looking towards NaruHina...and for heavens sake hinata's even ditzier than sakura!...so, i'm revisiting the pein Arc, chapter 662, and i've already done a "WCHB" for 615. also i have this new weird beliefe that all death is is a genjutsu/dream/state of mind. lol]
*chapter 437*
hinata: -uses byakugan- n-naruto-kun! -looks around to see who all is nearby- i hope this works -takes a breath- -uses telepathy- attention ninja...naruto-kun is in danger someone get over there fast! he's trapped by the rods of pain...i think the clone's going to use his body, or something-
*neji, lee and ten ten*
neji: -uses byakugan to find naruto- i just got a message from hinata...lets go we have to help naruto!
*sakura and ninja*
ninja: -uses byakugan- sakura naruto's that way -points- i got word he needs help
sakura: NARUTO! -runs out there-
hinata: it might only work within the hyuuga clan...but, i hope someone heard -eyes water-
*shikaku, inoichi, ino, and shikamaru*
hiashi: -walks up- we all need to go help naruto it appears he's been held down by the rods
*suddenly a group of ninja come to naruto's rescue, then hinata shows up*
hinata: -thinks- it worked!-
naruto: no! everyone this is my battle -eyes water-
sakura: -bonks him on the head- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING JUST CHARGING INTO A BATTLE LIKE THIS ALONE!?
*someone pulls the rods out*
naruto: how did you all know?
sakura: hinata's byakugan, and telepathy. now THAT is leadership now lets kick butt!
*chapter 662*
*hinata uses her byakugan, and sees naruto's energy chakra is very low*
hinata: OH NO NARUTO-KUN! naruto-kun's running out of chakra
*gaara's sand flies off*
hinata: i think sakura's low on chakra to
kiba: i think they'll be fine.
[side note: i'm giving her a small power up I think is cool]
hinata: -closes eyes- mystical palm -holds hands together- chakra transfer-
kiba: that only works if another is using mystical palm...oh
*sakura*
sakura: -using mystical palm feels a burst of energy- someones sending me energy
*chapter 693*
sakura: be careful naruto! please stay safe
naruto: don't worry sakura-chan i'm keeping my promise of a lifetime
sasuke: your still annoying sakura -stabbs her- your in a genjutsu
naruto: SAKURA-CHAN! -eyes water- sasuke you jerk! she cared about you!, and so did i...-tears run down cheek- i was going to go easy on you but now i'm kicking your sorry butt
kakashi: -kneeling by sakura eyes water- its the rin incident all over again -wipes eyes- -stands up, and pulls naruto back- sasuke uchiha...you are worse than scum...no longer do i call you a comrade it's on now
naruto: sensei this is my fight
kakashi: no...it's mine... -sharingan glows-
naruto: -kneels by sakura- sakura-chan -eyes water again- i'm so sorry...-cries- i never got to tell you i love you...or keep my promise...or any of that
*sakura's dreaming of the team 7 days back in her twelve year old genin days*
*back to kakashi, and sasuke*
sasuke: so, your going to fight me sensei?
kakashi: i'm not your sensei...i will never call you one of my students! you have gone too far. naruto, and sakura cared about you so much...and you've done nothing but cause pain to all of us
sasuke: fine...i'll fight YOU then. then when i'm done with you i'll finish off naruto
kakashi: if you survive...you don't know WHAT i can do
naruto: NO! sensei! you can't do this. i don't want anyone else getting hurt please. let me handle sasuke
kakashi: no, naruto...i'm doing this for someone else...this prophecy must complete it'sself...this cycle must end...i'm taking my fathers path
naruto: the white fang?
sasuke: -runs and tries to stab kakashi0
kakashi: earth syle wall i NEVER should have taught you chidori
*sasuke is trapped in a wall*
naruto: -thinks- i thought only captain yamato could do that...speaking of him where are he, and sai anyway?
sasuke: -breaks out- THEN WHY DID YOU!
*he makes the mistake of looking into kakashi's sharingan*
kakashi: demonic illusion jutsu!
sasuke: -sourrounded by the past...he's in the uchiha massacre- is this a genjutsu!?
*back to naruto*
kakashi: he's in a genjutsu. -goes over to sakura- release
sakura: -wakes up- -eyes water- naruto?, sensei?
naruto: -cries- oh sakura-chan -hugs her-
kakashi: -lifts sasuke up-
naruto: sensei...will sasuke be okay?
sakura: -turns to see kakashi, and sasuke- -tears stream down- is he dead?
kakashi: no...he's in a hell-like genjutsu... i'm going to send him into kamui...i don't feel he needs to be in this world right now
naruto: NO! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSSED TO END THIS WAY! HE WAS SUPOSSED TO TURN GOOD AGAIN, AND COME BACK WITH US! -cries- sensei i can talk to him
kakashi: no. not even you could bring him out of the darkness...he needs to let go of this hate on his own, and fight it himself...we can't save him now...-hangs head- its too late
naruto: -wipes eyes- that jerk! -sniffs- now i'm starting to hate that stupid jerk if he would have just listened to sakura-chan at the bench, or me during our meeting at the valley of the end this would have never happened
kakashi: but, something worse might have. thats what hate does it consumes, and feeds off its host, or hostess, and if you don't fight the hate it will destroy your whole life...sadly sasuke is now a shell of his former self. i thought teaching him to become stronger would help him let go of his hate...hate is kind of like a bijuu
naruto: really?
kakashi: if you don't learn to controlle it...it could controlle you
naruto: OH YEAH! we need to free the bijuu!
*naruto does that*
sakura: so, sasuke's...gone? -tears run down cheek-
kakashi: in a way...yes. i'm sending you two back to konoha to awaken everyone...but, i feel i need to find someplace else for sasuke
naruto: sakura-chan? i'm sorry i didn't get to keep the promise
kakashi: you would have been able to had hatred not taken over sasuke
naruto: really?
kakashi: naruto you must not blame yourself. hate, guilt, and doubt only weaken a person, and affects everyone around them. but, what i have seen...sakura? because of you naruto is alive. i heard about the medical heart hold, and CPR you done to fight to save naruto when he lost his bijuu
naruto/sakura: -both blush-
naruto: you saved my life sakura-chan?
sakura: -eyes water- yes.
kakashi: naruto? you have faught to try to protect sakura, and you wanted to make her happy by bringing sasuke back...what i saw today reminded me so much of how obito used to be...now you can have the chance to say that something special to sakura...love is what strenghthens the heart, and pures the mind.
sakura: -smiles-
naruto: -sniffs- thank you sensei -sniffs- i love you sakura-chan
sakura: i love you to naruto
*they both kiss*
THE END
my mind says "go naru hina"...but, my heart'll always dream for naru saku
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 26 September 2014 - 10:29 AM.
Elite Jounin
Posted 26 September 2014 - 01:26 PM
Kakashi is the Hero! Its great to see that there are still people who respect him. I have grown tired of all the knee-jerk reactions in the chapter thread. Thanks a lot for writing this super positive NS omake. It helps 
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Liana loves yellow o_o
Posted 26 September 2014 - 01:36 PM
Wow you still write these! There still really good ^^ I really liked your version of that song though lol
Why do people NOT ship these two? I just don't get it.
Probably cause they hate Sakura. When she's probably the most developed female character in the whole show.
I respect Hinata, but Sakura deserves some too.
Academy Teacher
Posted 26 September 2014 - 05:14 PM
ideas I have for omakes'
1-"complaint department"-in this one team 7 [kakashi, naruto, sakura, sasuke all work in a call center for naruto fanbase complainers'...they have to deal with NH, SS, and NS, and various other haters, anti, trolls, and more!
2-"the new team jiraiya"- this would take place during the 3 years that naruto goes on the journey with jiraiya training [and OMG can I do OC, and create a whole new ship!?...I think I can lol] well, jiraiya decides to get a team together. him, and naruto, and two others. this would be kind of like an arc, or season, or series, or something lol
3-"the chaos theory" A TIME TRAVEL-ISH omake! based on the "butterfly effect" someone changes the past altering the present, and has to repeatidly go back, and fix it lol idk if it should be sakura, naruto, or sasuke though
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 26 September 2014 - 05:28 PM.
Academy Teacher
Posted 27 September 2014 - 06:59 AM
*complaint department*
[author note summary: kakashi, naruto, sakura, sasuke all work in a call center for naruto fanbase complainers' they get calls from anti-shippers, pro-shippers, lovers, haters, trolls, and more!]
*kakashi, sakura, sasuke, and naruto are at a call center*
boss: now all you four have to do is answer the phone, give advice.
*ring ring ring*
boss: lets use this one as an example -answers- hello? complaint department how can i help you?...-sighs- you've got the wrong number...yes you do...yes you do...YES YOU DO!...well when you called did i say "hello docter phil's office"?...did you know you just called the ANIME, AND MANGA hotline?...yes you did...yes you did...you know what? bye -hangs up-
*all four sweatdrop*
boss: have fun! -walks out-
kakashi: okay should we answer in the way we introduced ourselves back in the genin days?
naruto: sure!
sasuke: hn...do i have to do this?
sakura: this sounds fun...come on sasuke-kun you never know who you'll get to "yell at"
kakashi: okay, i'll answer three, then naruto, then sakura, then -sighs- sasuke atleast TRY to be nice
sasuke: i'm not promising anything...i hate people
naruto: you made THAT crystal clear sasuke-teme
*ring ring ring*
kakashi: -answers- hello, complaint department kakashi speaking how can i help you?
caller1: how come jiraiya wasn't brought back after the pein arc?
kakashi: i'm guessing because his body wasn't above ground...if he was he'd be burried alive
caller1:that would suck
kakashi: yes. especially since noone could find him.
caller1: ok. thanks bye
kakashi: thanks for calling -hangs up-
naruto: that was a jiraiya fan was it?
kakashi: yes.
*ring ring ring*
kakashi: -answers- hello, complaint department kakashi speaking how can i help you?
caller2: WHAT KIND OF SENSEI ARE YOU!? TRAINING SASUKE THE IDIOT UCHIHA CHIDORI!?
kakashi: i'm a sensei who wants to see his students strive for the best in life. the reason i worked more with sasuke was because since we both have a sharingan i needed to teach him how to controlle it like when jiraiya taught naruto how to control his chakra.
caller2: anko should've taught sasuke! she had the curse mark like he did!
kakashi: but, i'm their sensei. she don't have the sharingan. plus sasuke was straying down a path of revenge, and i was trying to keep him from doing that. AND a teammate i had on my team was also a uchiha.
caller2: well, naruto's dad was your sensei!
kakashi: and guess who minato's sensei was [jiraiya]...see? all worked out
caller2: -blinks- oh...i didn't think of that...yeah it makes sense when you put it that way.
*ring ring ring*
kakashi: -answers- hello, complaint department kakashi speaking how can i help you?
caller3: kakasaku all the way!...come on sakura sooo remindes you of rin does she?
kakashi: well, in a way i guess she has some of rin's traits...my students are like my children, and my teammates were like my siblings
naruto: really? -eyes water- thats so nice
sakura: aw
sasuke: hn.
caller3: i read there was a time where fathers used to marry their daughters
kakashi: -turns red faced- i did not need to know that
*end*
*ring ring ring*
naruto: -answers- hello, complaint department naruto uzumaki future hokage speaking how can i help you?
caller1: your the dumbest main character EVER! oh my gosh can't you see hinata's in love with you?
naruto: no she's not. she admires my ninja skills, and sees me like an idol
caller1: so, you call her a fangirl? why? she's not sakura...plus hinata's smart, and loves the main character...your like sasuke
naruto: -sweatdrop- are you thinking of sasusaku? seriously i think you are reading the wrong manga. this is a shounen not a shoujo, and if i was like sasuke-teme i would've hung up on you the minute you called me dumb
caller1: but-
naruto: and loving someone, and being inspired, and admiring them are two different things!
caller1: but, she confessed her love to you. not play with your heart like that cotton candy head suckera
naruto: i will NOT listen to you insult sakura-chan! how would you know what she feels when your to busy obsessing over hinata? -hangs up-
sakura: naruhina fan?
naruto: yeah...when they do that they cause some to dislike hinata.
sakura: this is a weird fanbase
*ring ring ring*
naruto: -answers- hello, complaint department naruto uzumaki future hokage speaking how can i help you?
caller2: i want you to kill sasuke already! my god he tried to kill sakura the girl you love, and you, the uchiha clan deserved to die...to bad itachi didn't kill sasuke to
*naruto's glowing red chakra*
sakura: just hang up naruto
caller2: i mean honestly is this a yaoi? i'm a narusaku shipper! i say sakura, and you need to get over sauce-gay, and get together already
naruto: -eyes glow red-
kakashi: is it one of his haters?
sakura: -takes the phone from naruto- hello?
caller2: hey, sakura! you've got to let go of sasuke, and get with naruto! seriously i mean hellooo? is there a brain in your head? sasuke tried to kill you. can't he die already
sakura: -thinks- oh...it's a sasuke hater
caller2: i mean i feel like i'm reading a yaoi. i'm not against bicuriosity, or homosexuality but, if i wanted to read an LGBT manga i'd read a yuri...i'm a girl as you can tell.
sakura: -jaw drops-
caller2: aaanyways narusaku for the win death to sasuke! to bad you became a fangirl again last chapter...gosh i hate girls who play with peoples hearts! i would never play with naruto's heart!
sakura: you would fit in with the naruhina crowd-
caller2: yeah only on the agreement that naruto deserves someone who loves him for himself...i like seeing you cry...thats the only time you show your emotions though maybe crocodile tears -laughs-
sakura: -eyes water-
caller2: put naruto back on
sakura: -hands the phone to sasuke- hey sasuke she has some advice for you-
sasuke: -takes it- hello?
naruto: -hangs head-
caller2: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED OFF WHEN YOUR CLAN WAS KILLED OFF! YOUR NO GOOD. WHY THEY BROUGHT YOU BACK, AND NOT KEEP SAI, AND CAPTAIN YAMATO AS TEAM 7 I'LL NEVER KNOW!
sasuke: hn this isn't a senin...hey dobe? -hands phone to naruto-
naruto: -takes it- you call yourself a narusaku fan...mine, and sakura's fan...and you go, and insult someone we care about?
caller2: well...putting it that way it sounds mean...but -whines- sasuke deserves it
naruto: noone deserves to be hated...as a fan of sakura, you would know she still has low self- confidence...so, yes she may come off as fangirl-like in your eyes...but, someone who don't believe in themselves usually can't help what they do, or think. as my fan, you would know all the suffering i've gone through for being a jinchuuriki
caller2: that would've been cool if you were like obito
naruto: do you realise what you just said?
caller2: yeees.
naruto: i understand that you hate sasuke...but, i think you might just be angry, or hurt at someone who has caused you pain, and sasuke reminded you of those who have hurt you. but, that is not a reason to hate a character that has not done anything to you
caller2: -whines- oh no not talk-no-jutsu -hangs up-
*sakura hugs naruto*
naruto: i appreciate that sakura-chan...we all could use a hug after that
sakura: you want one sasuke?
sasuke: no...this is why i hate people. hn.
sakura: she called herself a fan yet acted like a hater
naruto: yes...but, anger can blind you just like hatred can...isn't that right sasuke-teme?
sasuke: noone talk to me hn.
*ring ring ring*
naruto: -answers- hello, complaint department naruto uzumaki future hokage speaking how can i help you?
caller3:sasunaru for the win! oh my god kishi is such a yaoi fanboy i can sense it...i like yaoi to...but, i thought it was a shounen...maybe shounen-ai.
naruto: -hand on reciever- sasunaru, sasusaku whats with these people and their fascination with abusive relationships?
sakura: masichists i guess, they get pleassure from pain?
naruto: -back to caller- listen, i only love sakura. i see sasuke as a brother, a best friend
caller3: sakura seems to only see you as second best
naruto: i know -sadly- but i love her anyway. THAT is love. you can love someone for who they are. but, not always like what they do, or the choices they make.
caller3: hey do you believe in incest? you did say sasuke was like a brother...i guess the term is sibcest...there was a time people did that...cousins still do
naruto: -face goes red- i don't think i need to be hearing that -hangs up-
kakashi: they said something about romance within the family did they?
naruto: yes...whats with our fanbase?
*ring ring ring*
sasuke: -answers- hello, complaint department it's sasuke.
caller1: you should sooo be the main character
sasuke: i agree.
caller1: yeah, naruto is to nice! i mean comeon the hero can't even kill the villan -laughs-
sasuke: this isn't a senin -hangs up- it was one of YOUR haters dobe
naruto: i have to many haters
sakura: i think i have more than you. wait we skipped me!
sasuke: everyone does
*ring ring ring*
sasuke: -answers- hello, complaint department it's sasuke.
caller2: how come itachi didn't kill you off to? i wonder how different the series would be if your sorry butt didn't exist
sasuke: read fanfiction then -hangs up-
naruto: maybe they're saving the best thats you for last sakura-chan!
sakura: really!?
sasuke: i doubt it
sakura: me to -hangs head-
naruto: WILL YOU STOP INSULTING SAKURA-CHAN YOU JERK!?
*ring ring ring*
sasuke: -answers- hello, complaint department it's sasuke.
caller3: sasusaku for the win! oh my god you sooo love sakura
sasuke: no i don't
caller3: yes you dooo
sasuke: your really annoying -hangs up-
*ring ring ring*
sakura: -answers- hello, complaint department sakura haruno here how can i help you?
caller1: WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS IN THIS WEEKS CHAPTER? HOW CAN YOU STILL LOVE SASUKE? HOW COULD YOU PLAY WITH NARUTO'S HEART LIKE THAT ON HIS BIRTHDAY!? I BET HE NEVER BELIEVES ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NOW FOREHEAD!
sakura: -eyes water- i would NEVER play with naruto's heart-
caller1: IT WAS IN PRESENT TENSE...YOU STILL LOVE SASUKE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO WANT TO BE LIKE YOU! -hangs up-
sakura: -tears run down cheek- -wipes eyes-
naruto: sakura-chan?...sensei can we trace the calls? i want to have a word with some of our haters!
sakura: no naruto...it was either an angry fan, or an ex-fan...its hard to tell because -sniffs- kishi keeps messing up my character. they have every right to be angry
naruto: yeah but, making you cry is going to far!
*ring ring ring*
sakura: -answers- hello, complaint department sakura haruno here how can i help you?
caller2: how could you?...after all naruto has done for you you still choose sasuke?
sakura: i didn't "choose" anyone i'm not THAT shallow!
caller2: yeah? how do i know your not lying yet again. lying to yourself about loving naruto, lying to him, and your fans about loving naruto-
sakura: okay lets go with that. if you think i was lying THEN to naruto...how do you know i'm not lying NOW to sasuke?, and for the record i was being honest with naruto
caller2: how can i even trust what you say now sakura? how can anyone?
sakura: wait till next week...by the way good grief you seem to have serious trust issues -hangs up-
naruto: was that a hater?
sakura: a very confused, angry fan...but, i get the feeling there was more than the latest chapter bothering them...like they just lost all hope,
*ring ring ring*
sakura: -answers- hello, complaint department sakura haruno here how can i help you?
caller3: sakura! oh my god i just want you to know i support you, and naruto, and team 7 as a whole. i'm a huge fan of the manga, the anime, the fanfics, the fanart, the dousinshi, and more. you guys are awswome! i don't understand why kishi's ruining your character.
sakura: well, thanks for the kind words have a nice day -hangs up- that was a fan of team 7 as a whole
naruto: aw, thats nice.
kakashi: you know. what if this is more of a friendship manga? maybe the writer never intended to do any parings' that was always just the fans.
naruto: maybe...but thats really rude how he treats sakura-chan's character
sakura: naruto. about the last manga chapter. i hope you didn't take my comment to sasuke in the wrong way. i'd never hurt you on purpose
naruto: you don't have to apologize sakura-chan.
sakura: i just wish i could show YOU how much i love you
naruto: you have sakura-chan. you love both sasuke, and i, you love kakashi-sensei, you love your friends, and family. you can never have to much love
sakura: why couldn't i had said i liked, or like you to sasuke instead of love? why do i always come off as such a...fangirl all the time?
sasuke: cause you are hn.
naruto: your way to hard on yourself sakura-chan -eyes water- if only you could see what i see. your amazing! your just a caring, and loving girl, and i love you because of that
sasuke: this is a shounen
naruto: WHICH IS WHY THE MAIN CHARACTER DOES ALL THE CHEERING UP?. THE FIGHTING?, WHILE YOU SIT ON THE SIDELINES, OR YOUR THE ONE I'M HAVING TO FIGHT! SO, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HECK UP FOR A WHILE SASUKE-TEME!?
sasuke: hn.
*sakura, and naruto kiss*
THE END
Edited by starlitestarbrite, 22 January 2016 - 01:59 PM.
Elite Jounin
Posted 27 September 2014 - 07:23 AM
Brilliant, Absolutely brilliant! You used this story and the characters to give your opinion on all the complaints fans make about this manga.
Very cheeky And you've also given us some light humour as well. Superb writing
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
D E J A V U
Posted 27 September 2014 - 07:25 AM
that was so awesome!
naruto: i have to many haters
sakura: i think i have more than you. wait we skipped me!
sasuke: everyone does
at this 3 lines i laughed my as.s off!! hahahahahahahahahaha
Liana loves yellow o_o
Posted 27 September 2014 - 04:50 PM
Wow... This was really enjoyable to read! I liked how Sakura was being very real. She would never try to purposefully hurt anyone's feelings, and it showed through ^^ It kind of made me feel better :)
Why do people NOT ship these two? I just don't get it.
Probably cause they hate Sakura. When she's probably the most developed female character in the whole show.
I respect Hinata, but Sakura deserves some too.
Heaven and Earth Deity
Posted 28 September 2014 - 07:31 AM
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