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[Tsuki Hoshino]

 Just you wait till I write the next segment...

[FreakySandra1995]

The last pic I'll draw of anything Naruto relevant after that interview

 

I am so done with this. Kishimoto keeps stamping on us, I'm not even really effected anymore. I am tired of this whole Naruto deal. :(

Edited by FreakySandra1995, 05 December 2014 - 09:11 PM.

[trang95]

I'm telling you, I want a Jarvis! 

(ok, no destroying your stuff...or mine)

 

 

 

 

You're a mean troll, Mr. Kishi,

You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Kishi.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Kishi,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Kishi.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Kishi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Kishi,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Kishi
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Kishi,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked ship, Mr. Kishi.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Kishi.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Asspulled, halfassed, ass!"

 

 

 

 

Ok, you may live, but only if you're a good boy.

omg

Edited by trang95, 05 December 2014 - 09:12 PM.

[Drica-chan]

spoiler "the Last

Apparently Jemma -Olmaeda from tumblr confirmed a second Kiss will happen at a cherry blossom field
...what do you guys think?

Sorry but the corrected information are two kisses NH
http://jemma-olmeda....o-be-considered

[TouKen4Life3g]

I'm telling you, I want a Jarvis! 
(ok, no destroying your stuff...or mine)
 
 
 
 
You're a mean troll, Mr. Kishi,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Kishi.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Kishi,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Kishi.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Kishi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Kishi,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Kishi
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mr. Kishi,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked ship, Mr. Kishi.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Kishi.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Asspulled, halfassed, ass!"
 
 
 
 
Ok, you may live, but only if you're a good boy.

I hate likes limitation!!!

[NaruSaku fan in Kentucky]

Kishi needs to be committed.

[Gaara's hair]

 Just you wait till I write the next segment...

Can't wait...

[Ether]

Sorry but the corrected information are two kisses NH
http://jemma-olmeda....o-be-considered

So no SS kiss then, thankfully. Why do we need two NH kisses in a Shonen movie though? Are they trying to make us barf? And why cherry blossoms?

[trang95]

So no SS kiss then, thankfully. Why do we need two NH kisses in a Shonen movie though? Are they trying to make us barf? And why cherry blossoms?

To proof how attracted Naruto and Hinata are to each other

[hinataiscreepy]

A full dream - Kojima doing end for Naruto with Kishimoto only as ilustrator. LoL, that would be masterpiece

 

Indeed. I did notice other things that makes Koji better.

 

Hideo intentionnally makes Snake old to prevent greedy corporate douches  to use his character in a sequel to make cash and contradict the messages of the series. Naomi alludes to this.

 

Even Meryl actually has an arc by reconciling with her dad. She clearly said that she became a soldier because she never got to know her father and wanted to understand him better. Snake is the reason why they were able to reconcile and Meryl seeing that living a normal life at peace is great. Snake and Meryl did not end up at the end up because of stupid fans, they did not end up together because Kojima did not want sequels and had to make snake old. This is the complete opposite of Naruhina.
 

[TouKen4Life3g]

I was stupid enough to think we will get MGS length ending for Naruto. What an idiot I am.

[Nar123]

Sorry but the corrected information are two kisses NH
http://jemma-olmeda....o-be-considered

Though NH is pretty bad...
At least no SS!

[NaruSaku fan in Kentucky]

Kishi, you're nothing to me now. You're not a friend nor a brother. I don't wanna know you.

[Atheck]

So no SS kiss then, thankfully. Why do we need two NH kisses in a Shonen movie though? Are they trying to make us barf? And why cherry blossoms?

As deplorable and unjust NH may be, it doesn't tear my skull apart like SS would. Still, a shower of cherry blossoms in an NH scene? These people are kicking, spitting, and defecating on helpless, motionless corpses now. It isn't enough that they give the cold shoulder to what the manga was directing towards or what Sakura's character symbolises, no, they have to take it a step further by giving Hinata the symbolical cherry blossom.

Please, someone tell me that the Japanese fandom has realised the atrocities Pierrot and Kishi are committing with this ending and movie.

[Gaara's hair]

What a fantastic movie...

[Xan]

As deplorable and unjust NH may be, it doesn't tear my skull apart like SS would. Still, a shower of cherry blossoms in an NH scene? These people are kicking, spitting, and defecating on helpless, motionless corpses now. It isn't enough that they give the cold shoulder to what the manga was directing towards or what Sakura's character symbolises, no, they have to take it a step further by giving Hinata the symbolical cherry blossom.

Please, someone tell me that the Japanese fandom has realised the atrocities Pierrot and Kishi are committing with this ending and movie.

 

exactly apparently sakura doesn't stand for cherry blossoms

[xxRomanceGirlxx]

I just ranted to my best friend about that stupid ass interview (she hates Naruto btw) and how screwed up all the messages are with SS/NH. I told her about all the retcons of the last movie and NS. She legitly burst out laughing and called Kishi a moron who didn't know how to write for kitten.

I was still super pissed. But then she joked and said, "I bet that movie's bombing hard and no one's showing up to see it."

I was the one who started laughing then.

[Gaara's hair]

 

exactly apparently sakura doesn't stand for cherry blossoms

No Sakura stands for matchmaker created for HInata-sama hime goddess Alienata...

[sushi.]

spoiler "the Last

Apparently Jemma -Olmaeda from tumblr confirmed a second Kiss will happen at a cherry blossom field

...what do you guys think?

Maybe it's SS. Or maybe maybe NS? I dunno. It's a Sakura kiss at least. I've heard many theories about this secretly being an NS movie. Which wouldn't make sense, but it wouldn't either way..srsly this movie literally has nothing to lose. the NH kiss for instance is the corniest and most fairytale kiss scene I've seen. They're kittening flying and kissing right behind the moon idk 'bout you guys but I'm dying right here.

 

plus the latest interviews, gahd I can't take kishi seriously anymore. This is just too good.. Everytime he opens his mouth, it becomes easier for me to call bullsh** on the whole movie.

Edited by sushi., 05 December 2014 - 09:35 PM.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

How the Grinchmoto stole Christmas ( From everyone but NH) 
By Dr.Tsuki.

Part one:  Every fan down in fanville liked Naruto a LOT…
But the Grinchmoto who lived in the east, DID NOT!
The Grinchmoto hated Naruto, the whole lot! ( But for Sasuke who he liked a lot.)
Now, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his first editor was to thank for all that we got.
It could be, perhaps that his employers were to blame.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was three sizes too small.  

Whatever the reason, his editor or employers,
He stood there in the month of November, hating the fan’s,
Staring down from the east with a foolish, trollmoto smile,
For he knew every Fan down in Fanville below
Was busy then, preparing for the end, hanging up posters.
“And they’re watching reruns and highlights!”  He sneered with a snarl.
“Next month the movie comes out. It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, his Grinchy hands drawing panel after panel.
“I seriously must find some way to stop them from liking this series!”

For next month, he knew all the Fan girls and fan boys would wake bright and early. They’d rush for their Magazines, and then! Oh, the letters! Oh, the letters!
Letters! Letters! Letters!
That’s the one thing he hated! The FAN LETTERS.
LETTERS! LETTERS! LETTERS!

 

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 05 December 2014 - 09:36 PM.