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[NaruSaku fan in Kentucky]

How can he not realize he's making himself look worse by talking this way?

[Tsuki Hoshino]

I'm afraid you are right. I AM THE SAUCEEE. FEAR ME!!!!

 

 

 

Mhhhh....that may be a loophole! 

But...But...I love you I love you so much I will not allow you to kill me!  



FINALLY FINISHED IT. 
 

[hinataiscreepy]

Sorry, but even first Metal Gear (not Metal Gear Solid) game is far ahead of what Kishimoto have for anything he is doing right now or done till this point, because of retcons and sh*tty ending - characters are ruined.

 

Lol true.

 

I can't believe that Kojima managed to be consistent with Metal gear 2 (msx) message from 1990 up to 2008. Snake proclaims that he is different from his dad and loves life and is gonna eventually find something better than war. In MGS4, Snake doesn't give up on his life and Big boss admits that his son was that he has no right to force other people to live his warmonging life.

Edited by hinataiscreepy, 05 December 2014 - 08:31 PM.

[Lady Lys]

But...But...I love you I love you so much I will not allow you to kill me!  



FINALLY FINISHED IT. 
 

I love you too. 

I love you so much that I'll kill you, and then consequently have an identity crisis that will bring me to insanity. And then I'll try to burn my city. Rome's has too much traffic anyway. 

 

 

(that gif is a-m-a-z-i-n-g)

[Gaara's hair]

I love you too. 

I love you so much that I'll kill you, and then consequently have an identity crisis that will bring me to insanity. And then I'll try to burn my city. Rome's has too much traffic anyway. 

 

 

(that gif is a-m-a-z-i-n-g)

You've truly gone insane hero Lys 

[Tsuki Hoshino]

I love you too. 

I love you so much that I'll kill you, and then consequently have an identity crisis that will bring me to insanity. And then I'll try to burn my city. Rome's has too much traffic anyway. 

 

 

(that gif is a-m-a-z-i-n-g)

Thats okay after you kill me, I'll be resurrected and we can destroy stuff together!

Or I could attempt to talk you back onto the right path which you would then ignore...

( That Gif almost had me sobbing in frustration and it's still not very smoooooth.) 

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 05 December 2014 - 08:45 PM.

[Gaara's hair]

 

You write books Dr. Tsuki 

[Atheck]

Idk, we haven't seen any pics of naruto and hinata in a field of cherry blossoms. My guess is it may be a NS kiss or SS kiss. The question is what is the context surrounding it and the outcome?

I'm 90% certain it's the latter. The theory revolves around the explotation of SS fans' hopes by enticing them to the theatres with an image of their couple together. SS is the most popular hetero pairing in Japan. What better way to ensure a greater surplus of revenue than by dropping some bait for them?

Edited by Atheck, 05 December 2014 - 08:48 PM.

[trang95]

http://doflamenca.tu...icket-sales-are

Lol, I felt so helpless when I tried to do it on my own first.

EDIT: I just checked. Unless people rush to the movie and buy their ticket there, it's gonna be really lonely inside the theater.

 

 

If you want to check out how ticket sales are going, you can check the Naruto the Last screening times on the official TOHO site. From the few locations I checked out, it really doesn’t look too good, considering the premiere is in a couple hours.. lol

Keep in mind these symbols when checking out the screenings, namely the blue one indicating seats and the sold out one.

Choose a theater location you’d like to see and then screening times and dates will pop up above.

Clicking on the tab underneath the screening time will pop up a tab where it shows the seats available at that time. I just clicked on the one I showed in the screencap above, and voila!

I haven’t bothered to search through every theater or location but from the ones that I have, haven’t seen any screenings sold out yet. Extremely odd for such a popular and well known series. Imagine the premiere of a Marvel movie in America being like this..

 

 

Edited by trang95, 05 December 2014 - 09:02 PM.

[NaruSaku fan in Kentucky]

If this movie bombs then it proves that they are not falling for Kishi's kitten.

[Lady Lys]

You've truly gone insane hero Lys 

Correct my good boy.

I wish I had the monnies so y'all could call me Lys Stark. *wishes* Please dear Santa, gimme monnies and make Nardo: the Last Asspull tank. Amen.

 

 

Thats okay after you kill me, I'll be resurrected and we can destroy stuff together!

Or I could attempt to talk you back onto the right path which you would then ignore...

( That Gif almost had me sobbing in frustration and it's still not very smoooooth.) 

 

Yes, yes, yes, lets go and destroy some stuff. YAY.

 

(you are absolutely correct in your supposition, I would raise an eyebrow, shrug and then continue to destroy the stuff I was destroying.)

 

Gif is hella cool, listen to the good old Lys!

[Tsuki Hoshino]

 

 

You write books Dr. Tsuki  

 

Why yes  Yes I do.

This is a little excerpt  from a book I call "How The Grinchmoto Stole Christmas." ( From everyone but Hinata.) 

AHEEEM. 

“I must stop this story from having a logical ending! But HOW?!” Then he got an idea! An awful Idea!

THE GRINCHMOTO GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” The Grinchmoto laughed in his throat.
and he made a terrible, quick ending where Sai and Yamato disappeared.
And he chuckled, and chuckled, “What a great terrible trick!”
“With Sakura with Sasuke and Naruto with Hinata this ending will tank!”

“All I need now is a movie to retcon everything…” Grinchmoto looked around.
And there he found Studio Peirot standing around. 

 

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 05 December 2014 - 09:09 PM.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

Correct my good boy.

I wish I had the monnies so y'all could call me Lys Stark. *wishes* Please dear Santa, gimme monnies and make Nardo: the Last Asspull tank. Amen.

 

Yes, yes, yes, lets go and destroy some stuff. YAY.

 

(you are absolutely correct in your supposition, I would raise an eyebrow, shrug and then continue to destroy the stuff I was destroying.)

 

Gif is hella cool, listen to the good old Lys!

Lys Stark -laughs-

DESTROY EVERYTHING! but my stuffs pls  

[Gaara's hair]

Why yes  Yes I do.

This is a little excerpt  from a book I call "How The Grinchmoto Stole Christmas." ( From everyone but Hinata.) 

AHEEEM. 

“I must stop this story from having a logical ending! But HOW?!” Then he got an idea! An awful Idea!

THE GRINCHMOTO GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” The Grinchmoto laughed in his throat.
and he made a terrible, quick ending where Sai and Yamato disappeared.
And he chuckled, and chuckled, “What a great terrible trick!”
“With Sakura with Sasuke, and Naruto with Hinata this ending stinks!”

“All I need now is movie to retcon everything…” Grinchmoto looked around.
And there he found Studio Peirot standing around. 

    WTF!!!     

 

SERIOUSLY           

 

Why can only like once 

Edited by Gaara's hair, 05 December 2014 - 08:59 PM.

[Gaara's hair]

Lys Stark -laughs-

DESTROY EVERYTHING! but my stuffs pls  

What about me?

[Narufan85]

Like Nate, I can't believe Kishimoto's handlers don't have him tied up in a corner somewhere until after the movie comes out. I mean, what he's doing could seriously put off ticket sales. 
 
If the author says he was basically kittening over audiences for 15 years, then lots of people across all the ships are going to want to wash their hands of Naruto.
 
And yeah, I'm expecting an SS kiss in that field. Just because it'd be an awful thing to do. Sakura kissing Sasuke the Monk while he's passing through the village for one of his conjugal visits. Ugh.

Dislike for the SS conjugal visit comment. What a sad ending for Sakura.

[Tsuki Hoshino]

    WTF!!!     

 

SERIOUSLY           

 

Why can only like once 

If anyone here thinks i won't be writing that whole story, they are WRONG, WRONG WRONG. 

[NarutoUzumaki01]

 

Lol true.

 

I can't believe that Kojima managed to be consistent with Metal gear 2 (msx) message from 1990 up to 2008. Snake proclaims that he is different from his dad and loves life and is gonna eventually find something better than war. In MGS4, Snake doesn't give up on his life and Big boss admits that his son was that he has no right to force other people to live his warmonging life.

A full dream - Kojima doing end for Naruto with Kishimoto only as ilustrator. LoL, that would be masterpiece

[Lady Lys]

Lys Stark -laughs-

DESTROY EVERYTHING! but my stuffs pls  

I'm telling you, I want a Jarvis! 

(ok, no destroying your stuff...or mine)

 

 

 

You write books Dr. Tsuki 

 

 

You're a mean troll, Mr. Kishi,

You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Kishi.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Kishi,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Kishi.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Kishi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Kishi,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Kishi
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Kishi,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked ship, Mr. Kishi.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Kishi.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Asspulled, halfassed, ass!"

 

 

 

What about me?

 

Ok, you may live, but only if you're a good boy.

[Gaara's hair]

I'm telling you, I want a Jarvis! 

(ok, no destroying your stuff...or mine)

 

 

 

 

You're a mean troll, Mr. Kishi,

You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Kishi.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Kishi,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Kishi.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Kishi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Kishi,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Kishi
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Kishi,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked ship, Mr. Kishi.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Kishi,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Kishi.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Asspulled, halfassed, ass!"

 

 

 

 

Ok, you may live, but only if you're a good boy.

    I never thought this stuff could be so funny!

 

I'l be a good boy