Naruto (dusting himself off after being healed by Sakura): Well Sakura, I did it. I kept my promise to you and brought Sas---
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, you can rest at my place until you make a full recovery!
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: I told you Sakura. That was a promise of a life--
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! I'll stay by your side and fluff your pillows while you're resting. You won't need to lift a finger!
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: I said I'd never give up, Sakura. Because that's my nindo, my ninja---
Sakura: Sasuke, I regret to inform you that the footstools at my house are being refurnished. If you'd like, I can bend over and act as your personal footstool as you relax in a reclining chair.
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: 698 chapters of pining after you, several dozen chapters of mutual development with you, hints, foreshadows and parallels and a movie. . .all for this?
Sakura: Sasuke, did you hear something?
Sasuke: Hn.
Reading this really makes me despise the ending now. Did Kishi have a stroke that left him with memory damage or something?