Posted 16 December 2004 - 11:15 PM
SONIC UNDERGROUND?!
YOU DARE SPEAK OF THAT BLASPHEMY?!
...anyways here's a song parody
Ichiraku Ramen
parody song based on Weird Al Yankovich's Star Wars Cantina
(Help me Sandaime, you're my only hope)
Her name was Sakura, she was a Haruno,
with a head of pink hair, and Itachi drawing near
so Lee found Sarutobi (Sandaime)
He'd have to put the Sound Ninja's plans into Kazekage's hands,
So Sasuke and Sandaime had to get to the Village of Sand
So they stopped into Ichiraku Ramen to have a bowl with Naruto
At the Ichiraku, Ichiraku Ramen
The weirdest ninja's you've ever seena
Here at the Ichiraku, Ichiraku Ramen,
music and weapons and old ninja masters.
at the Ichiraku.
His name was Uzumaki (Uzumaki Naruto), he was a genin
with the Kyuubi on his side and a smile twelve miles wide,
there with Jiraiya, he is a pervert,
They met with Sasuke and Sandaime about Gamabunta,
Summon jutsu ninety four(ninety four), Sound ninja's at the door
With a flash of Enma's pole, now they're all on the floor
At the Ichiraku, Ichiraku Ramen
The weirdest ninja's you've ever seena
Here at the Ichiraku, Ichiraku Ramen,
music and weapons and old ninja masters.
at the Ichiraku.
(Ichiraku Ramen, you will never
find a more wretched hive of slackers and nobodies,
we must be cautious)
Her name was Tsunade, she has huge boobies.
Itachi was so bad and by the way he's Sasuke's brother,
Sasuke kissed Sakura, he got put in a coma
In that Village far far away, Sasuke has had a lousy day,
Gaara was so mean, Orochimaru had bad hygiene,
Why didn't they all just relax, back in Konoha
At the Ichiraku, Ichiraku Ramen
The weirdest ninja's you've ever seena
Here at the Ichiraku, Ichiraku Ramen,
music and weapons and old ninja masters.
at the Ichiraku.
The Ichiraku...
The Ichiraku Ramen...
The Ichiraku...
The Ichiraku Ramen...
and
Yes but I've got more
Coming soon to a theater near you!
Naruto: Wow what's this suspcious 1985 delorean doing in Jiraiya's garage DATTABAYO?! Well who cares I'm going to take a ride in it, maybe it will impress Sakura-chan DATTABAYO! ::get's in and starts up the car. Looking over he see's a couple buttons and dials:: Oooh a car radio heh let's see what's on! ::Plays with the buttons and dials but nothing seems to happen.:: Guess the radio's broken dattabayo... Oh well time to go and impress Sakura-chan! ::drives the delorean down the road making it pick up more and more speed.:: Heehee I can't wait to see Sakura-chan's face when she see's me. ::The car hit's 88 miles per hour causing a flash of light to envelop the car. The next thing Naruto knows the car stops in an alleyway:: Huh? What was that all about? ::get's out of the car only to see a crowd of Konoha ninja's rushing out of the village to fight none other than Kyuubi Kitsune.:: Hey what's that damn fox doing here? ::He turns around and spots Jiraiya:: Oi Ero-Sennin why is the damn fox here?
Jiraiya: Er... uh do I know you.
Naruto: OF COURSE YOU KNOW ME DATTABAYO! I'M YOUR APPRENTICE YOU KNOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THIS IRRESPONSIBLE!
Jiraiya: Ah what a cute kid. Sorry but that guy is my apprentice ::points to Yondaime who's fighting Kyuubi::
Naruto: The Fourth... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! WHY IS THE FOURTH ALIVE AND WHY IS THE DAMN FOX OUT HERE WHEN IT'S SEALED INSIDE OF ME DATTABAYO?!
Jiraiya: Huh what are you talking about sealed inside of you?
Naruto: Just look and see ::lifts up his shirt showing the seal to Jiraiya::
Jiraiya: ...GREAT SCOTT!
Yes this summer it's BACK TO THE FUTURE: NARUTO STYLE!