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Posted 19 October 2009 - 02:58 AM
QUOTE ("Down Goes Brown")
(For the younger readers, "HMV" and "Sam The Record Man" were record stores.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Or Reaper! Or Zombie Killer... or something. Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN!
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 08:35 PM
Having Brees and the Giants Defense this week was such a double edged sword
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:49 PM
Week 6 Results:
It was a crazy weekend of fantasy football, as all kinds of players went off for big points!
Sparky McRandomsons 109
Knuckleheaded Ninjas 76
Box Score
Dark Adepts 91
The Generals 137
Box Score
Konoha Shinobi 99
Scorehappy3 83
Box Score
Rochester Bulls 79
Bailoutpackage4lyfe 85
Box Score
Tokyo Raiders 128
Zatties! 114
Box Score
Gama Warriors 112
True Miracles 140
Box Score
Week 6 Kick to the Groin Award: A couple of worthy candidates here but the Gama Warriors, um, 'earn' their second award for having Aaron Rodgers (23 pts.) and Maurice Jones-Drew (31 pts.) get trumped by True's duo of Ray Rice (30 pts.) and Tom Brady (55! pts.).
Standings After Week 6:
1. Sparky McRandomsons (Jwolf0) 5-1-0 590 points scored
2. True Miracles (True) 4-2-0 622
3. Dark Adepts (Burning_Wulf) 4-2-0 510
4. The Generals (Nuclear Raven) 3-2-1 663
5. Tokyo Raiders (roninmedia) 3-3-0 585
6. Zatties! (Zatren6) 3-3-0 584
7. Konoha Shinobi (Sir Whirly) 3-3-0 549
8. Knuckleheaded Ninjas (Mik3) 3-3-0 541
9. Bailoutpackage4lyfe (Illmatic) 3-3-0 535
10. Gama Warriors (Nee-sama) 2-3-1 625
11. Rochester Bulls (CPU/Ed) 2-4-0 488
12. Scorehappy3 (Anewhope2) 0-6-0 457
It was a crazy weekend of fantasy football, as all kinds of players went off for big points!
Sparky McRandomsons 109
Knuckleheaded Ninjas 76
Box Score
Dark Adepts 91
The Generals 137
Box Score
Konoha Shinobi 99
Scorehappy3 83
Box Score
Rochester Bulls 79
Bailoutpackage4lyfe 85
Box Score
Tokyo Raiders 128
Zatties! 114
Box Score
Gama Warriors 112
True Miracles 140
Box Score
Week 6 Kick to the Groin Award: A couple of worthy candidates here but the Gama Warriors, um, 'earn' their second award for having Aaron Rodgers (23 pts.) and Maurice Jones-Drew (31 pts.) get trumped by True's duo of Ray Rice (30 pts.) and Tom Brady (55! pts.).
Standings After Week 6:
1. Sparky McRandomsons (Jwolf0) 5-1-0 590 points scored
2. True Miracles (True) 4-2-0 622
3. Dark Adepts (Burning_Wulf) 4-2-0 510
4. The Generals (Nuclear Raven) 3-2-1 663
5. Tokyo Raiders (roninmedia) 3-3-0 585
6. Zatties! (Zatren6) 3-3-0 584
7. Konoha Shinobi (Sir Whirly) 3-3-0 549
8. Knuckleheaded Ninjas (Mik3) 3-3-0 541
9. Bailoutpackage4lyfe (Illmatic) 3-3-0 535
10. Gama Warriors (Nee-sama) 2-3-1 625
11. Rochester Bulls (CPU/Ed) 2-4-0 488
12. Scorehappy3 (Anewhope2) 0-6-0 457
QUOTE ("Down Goes Brown")
(For the younger readers, "HMV" and "Sam The Record Man" were record stores.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Or Reaper! Or Zombie Killer... or something. Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN!
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 05:27 PM
*Post game press conference*
True: First off I'd like to say a great game by Coach Nee-sama, she gave it her best and puts up great numbers every week to be 2nd in the league in scoring. We knew coming in this week it be a tough matchup so we'd have to give it our best.
News reporter: Coach, did you have any doubts that you'd win this week? You were an 11 point underdog and looked to snap your 3 game win streak.
True: To be honest with you Bill I did have a slight doubt. Looking at the rankings both Rodgers and Jones-Drew were ranked #1 in their respective categories had me somewhat worried since QB and RB has been an area we've been lacking in. However, looking at the matchup of Brady going against a terrible team in the Titans with both it's starting corners out I knew Brady would easily go for at least 3 TDs. Rice would also get many touches against a Vikings team that was giving up around 97 yds in the running game and was leading the team in receptions. Heck I was hoping for only 15 points but he really out did himself; if you ask me he's turning into a new form of Marshall Faulk who was a great all purpose back. Both of them really gave us the edging victory.
News reporter: How about your defense? They've been quite disappointing this year.
True: A terrible pass rush giving a QB over 5 seconds to throw a ball will not help you win games. Not enough pressure with lack of blitzing will lead to Corners easily getting burned down the field. I'd suggest moving from a 3-4 to a 4-3 and using Suggs as a DE since he is always a second or two late to getting to the QB and would also help in protecting against the running game which we've now allowed two straight 100 yard rushers. Luckily we picked up a decent Chargers D going against a woeful Chiefs so it should keep us in the game.
News reporter: Coach you went from 0-2 and last in the league to now having a 4 game win streak and sitting in 2nd place with the third highest scoring record. What would you have to say lead for this resurgence?
True: Well I'm sure many of you would call it a 'miracle' *cue audience laughter*. I'd have to say it was sufficient planning and looking ahead weeks in advance. Searching for viable options in both the passing and rushing game along with favorable match ups that would lead to getting the most points. We've also followed many players from the start of the season and see how they've progressed before picking them up i.e. Mike Sims-Walker, Johnny Knox, and Denver D. Hopefully our game plan keeps us on our winning streak.
News reporter: This week you face a revitalized Bailoutpackage4lyfe team who've reached their goal of hitting the .500 mark. Any thoughts on your upcoming game?
True: Well I'd have to say much kudos to Coach Illmatic for giving a great effort and reaching the half way mark. It's still to early to tell as it's only Tuesday morning and I'll have to see the injury reports along with the final lineup on around Friday-Saturday before deciding who'll pull the win. All I'm going to say is it'll be a fun game and we're looking to take over Coach Jwolf for the top spot! Now if you excuse me I'm off toclass practice!
True: First off I'd like to say a great game by Coach Nee-sama, she gave it her best and puts up great numbers every week to be 2nd in the league in scoring. We knew coming in this week it be a tough matchup so we'd have to give it our best.
News reporter: Coach, did you have any doubts that you'd win this week? You were an 11 point underdog and looked to snap your 3 game win streak.
True: To be honest with you Bill I did have a slight doubt. Looking at the rankings both Rodgers and Jones-Drew were ranked #1 in their respective categories had me somewhat worried since QB and RB has been an area we've been lacking in. However, looking at the matchup of Brady going against a terrible team in the Titans with both it's starting corners out I knew Brady would easily go for at least 3 TDs. Rice would also get many touches against a Vikings team that was giving up around 97 yds in the running game and was leading the team in receptions. Heck I was hoping for only 15 points but he really out did himself; if you ask me he's turning into a new form of Marshall Faulk who was a great all purpose back. Both of them really gave us the edging victory.
News reporter: How about your defense? They've been quite disappointing this year.
True: A terrible pass rush giving a QB over 5 seconds to throw a ball will not help you win games. Not enough pressure with lack of blitzing will lead to Corners easily getting burned down the field. I'd suggest moving from a 3-4 to a 4-3 and using Suggs as a DE since he is always a second or two late to getting to the QB and would also help in protecting against the running game which we've now allowed two straight 100 yard rushers. Luckily we picked up a decent Chargers D going against a woeful Chiefs so it should keep us in the game.
News reporter: Coach you went from 0-2 and last in the league to now having a 4 game win streak and sitting in 2nd place with the third highest scoring record. What would you have to say lead for this resurgence?
True: Well I'm sure many of you would call it a 'miracle' *cue audience laughter*. I'd have to say it was sufficient planning and looking ahead weeks in advance. Searching for viable options in both the passing and rushing game along with favorable match ups that would lead to getting the most points. We've also followed many players from the start of the season and see how they've progressed before picking them up i.e. Mike Sims-Walker, Johnny Knox, and Denver D. Hopefully our game plan keeps us on our winning streak.
News reporter: This week you face a revitalized Bailoutpackage4lyfe team who've reached their goal of hitting the .500 mark. Any thoughts on your upcoming game?
True: Well I'd have to say much kudos to Coach Illmatic for giving a great effort and reaching the half way mark. It's still to early to tell as it's only Tuesday morning and I'll have to see the injury reports along with the final lineup on around Friday-Saturday before deciding who'll pull the win. All I'm going to say is it'll be a fun game and we're looking to take over Coach Jwolf for the top spot! Now if you excuse me I'm off to
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Posted 20 October 2009 - 11:55 PM
^ dude you are so full of crap your eyes are turning brown. 
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:15 AM
yay me, winner of two kicks to the groin
DAMN YOU BRADY! WTFzorz!!!!?!!!1
DAMN YOU BRADY! WTFzorz!!!!?!!!1
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 01:33 AM
QUOTE (Nee-sama @ Oct 20 2009, 08:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yay me, winner of two kicks to the groin
DAMN YOU BRADY! WTFzorz!!!!?!!!1
DAMN YOU BRADY! WTFzorz!!!!?!!!1
The matchups fell in the right place. Believe me, I know that feels. Theres alot of bad teams in the NFL right now.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:14 PM
I need a TE to move up the rankings.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 06:01 PM
Would you be interested in Vernon Davis?
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 10:56 PM
Eli still available, perhaps one of my WRs for a proper deal. I need RB/WR.
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 12:44 PM
Send me an offer, True.
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 01:15 PM
It can be Week 7 Preview tiem nao?
thanks to the Commish for filling in last week!
Disclaimer: When your daughter asks you to order a BLT sandwich without the 'B' and the 'T,' don't actually order it that way. Seriously. Unless you wanna know what it sounds like to have the drive-thru guy laughing at you.
Sparky McRandomsons (5-1) at Rochester Bulls (2-4) Matchup
-Sparky McRandomsons favored by 27.
Hurray bye week! My players could use the rest, and - it doesn't work that way? Oh. Eh, I'll take the 'W' regardless.
Knuckleheaded Ninjas (3-3) at Scorehappy3 (0-6) Matchup
-Scorehappy3 favored by 9.
Slightly misleading, as the Commish has two players on bye. Because Mik3 is still playing and is paying attention, he'll fill his spots and win this week. But it's likely not as comfortable a win as he'd like.
Dark Adepts (4-2) at Tokyo Raiders (3-3) Matchup
-Tokyo Raiders favored by 22.
Adepts have a RB on bye, but no good options to fill in. This is the week the Fantasy Football Gods relent on roninmedia for daring to invoke perfection so early in the season.
Gama Warriors (2-3-1) at Zatties! (3-3) Matchup
-Zatties! favored by 6.
I've been convinced this entire season that the Warriors are MUCH better than their record. Look at their points scored; second highest in the league. What has it gotten them? Two Kicks to the Groin. Despite the Week 7 Byes hitting them hard (MJD and Kevin Smith on bye) they're competitive this week. Will they win? I really want to pick them... but I can't. It's not Nee-sama's bye week RBs I have a problem with, it's starting Mike Wallace and Lee Evans. I just can't make myself drink that Kool-Aid this week. Zatties! in a close one.
Konoha Shinobi (3-3) at The Generals (3-2-1) Matchup
-The Generals favored by 23.
Some last minute roster juggling will make the score more competitive, but the weapons and matchups just don't line up well for Sir Whirly this week. Nuclear Raven takes it.
True Miracles (4-2) at Bailoutpackage4lyfe (3-3) Matchup
-True Miracles favored by 1.
Ahhh, the Game of the Week! Look at those juicy projections, sprinkle with a tiny bit of smack talk, and bake in a QB (Brady) throwing to a WR (Welker) on the other team. True's run has been nothing short of miraculous (Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the fish!) and Illmatic's team has turned in some stinkers this season. But I'm going with the Bailout. Why? Two words: Brandon Jacobs. He's been under-performing all year, and he turns it around this week.
Week 5 pick record: 5-1
Season record to date: 7-5
thanks to the Commish for filling in last week!
Disclaimer: When your daughter asks you to order a BLT sandwich without the 'B' and the 'T,' don't actually order it that way. Seriously. Unless you wanna know what it sounds like to have the drive-thru guy laughing at you.
Sparky McRandomsons (5-1) at Rochester Bulls (2-4) Matchup
-Sparky McRandomsons favored by 27.
Hurray bye week! My players could use the rest, and - it doesn't work that way? Oh. Eh, I'll take the 'W' regardless.
Knuckleheaded Ninjas (3-3) at Scorehappy3 (0-6) Matchup
-Scorehappy3 favored by 9.
Slightly misleading, as the Commish has two players on bye. Because Mik3 is still playing and is paying attention, he'll fill his spots and win this week. But it's likely not as comfortable a win as he'd like.
Dark Adepts (4-2) at Tokyo Raiders (3-3) Matchup
-Tokyo Raiders favored by 22.
Adepts have a RB on bye, but no good options to fill in. This is the week the Fantasy Football Gods relent on roninmedia for daring to invoke perfection so early in the season.
Gama Warriors (2-3-1) at Zatties! (3-3) Matchup
-Zatties! favored by 6.
I've been convinced this entire season that the Warriors are MUCH better than their record. Look at their points scored; second highest in the league. What has it gotten them? Two Kicks to the Groin. Despite the Week 7 Byes hitting them hard (MJD and Kevin Smith on bye) they're competitive this week. Will they win? I really want to pick them... but I can't. It's not Nee-sama's bye week RBs I have a problem with, it's starting Mike Wallace and Lee Evans. I just can't make myself drink that Kool-Aid this week. Zatties! in a close one.
Konoha Shinobi (3-3) at The Generals (3-2-1) Matchup
-The Generals favored by 23.
Some last minute roster juggling will make the score more competitive, but the weapons and matchups just don't line up well for Sir Whirly this week. Nuclear Raven takes it.
True Miracles (4-2) at Bailoutpackage4lyfe (3-3) Matchup
-True Miracles favored by 1.
Ahhh, the Game of the Week! Look at those juicy projections, sprinkle with a tiny bit of smack talk, and bake in a QB (Brady) throwing to a WR (Welker) on the other team. True's run has been nothing short of miraculous (Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the fish!) and Illmatic's team has turned in some stinkers this season. But I'm going with the Bailout. Why? Two words: Brandon Jacobs. He's been under-performing all year, and he turns it around this week.
Week 5 pick record: 5-1
Season record to date: 7-5
QUOTE ("Down Goes Brown")
(For the younger readers, "HMV" and "Sam The Record Man" were record stores.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Or Reaper! Or Zombie Killer... or something. Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN!
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 06:59 PM
I'm down by 43 points right now, Ryan Longwell clearly isn't producing enough. 
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:47 PM
QUOTE (Zatren6 @ Oct 25 2009, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm down by 43 points right now, Ryan Longwell clearly isn't producing enough.
lol looks like starting mike wallace wasn't such a bad idea after all, as for evans we'll have to see
little disappointed that andre johnson just got hurt and gore wasn't able to run very much this morning.
Edited by Nee-sama, 25 October 2009 - 07:54 PM.
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:12 PM
Damn...I could have accepted True's trade and gotten Vernon Davis in for today. 
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 10:06 PM
Vernon Davis still up for sale but obviously the price has now risen! (Need depth in running back area)
Ok hoping Matt Ryan can stay below 15 pts to give me a comfortable lead coming into Monday night.
Ok hoping Matt Ryan can stay below 15 pts to give me a comfortable lead coming into Monday night.
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 12:13 AM
QUOTE (True @ Oct 25 2009, 06:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vernon Davis still up for sale but obviously the price has now risen! (Need depth in running back area)
Ok hoping Matt Ryan can stay below 15 pts to give me a comfortable lead coming into Monday night.
Ok hoping Matt Ryan can stay below 15 pts to give me a comfortable lead coming into Monday night.
Want Marion Barber?
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 03:58 AM
Hmm I like the potential. I'll look over it during the week.
And man down one point and it all comes down to Monday night. Come on Portis!
And man down one point and it all comes down to Monday night. Come on Portis!
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 10:10 PM
Regarding Mike Wallace and Lee Evans: My bad, Nee-sama. 
QUOTE ("Down Goes Brown")
(For the younger readers, "HMV" and "Sam The Record Man" were record stores.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
(For the younger readers, a "record store" was a building that you had to go to when you wanted to buy music.)
(For the younger readers, "buying music" was the way we acquired it, since we couldn't just… you know what, let's just get back to the Bowen song. Stupid kids, you ruin everything.)
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Or Reaper! Or Zombie Killer... or something. Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN!
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Posted 26 October 2009 - 11:34 PM
Need True to lose today and Portis to score less than 7. Need to move up in the standings.
Edited by roninmedia, 27 October 2009 - 12:14 AM.
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