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#141 MonkeysTotallyRock

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 05:27 PM

wow... i have to write these things down somewhere. ''^^

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Posted 10 August 2006 - 09:04 PM

NaruSaku
SasuSaku
ItaSaku
GaaSaku

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 04:50 PM

QUOTE (TennisWeird @ Jun 30 2006, 03:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
love your long post.
that freaking ( i missed saying that) anyways mostly ppl are probibly say nausaku. lets put somehting else hmm( yes i can think) naruhin i think there my favorite ( please no hate letters) in the spoliers hinata is helping naruto in his battles, she saved him,

There are really cute together. But what i dont like is in part 2 hinata passed out when she see naruto. ( That made me mad, kishi a little hint here STOP making hinata fainted when she see naruto injured, or bleeding ) that a RAP.


nah most people are sasusaku for some stupid ass reason, specially ppl in america, they love sasuke's "badass" attitude and think that he's the coolest, while i on the other hand think he's a constipated ****er, he just pisses me off with his "Im more special than you" speech, im just paitiently waiting for naruto to rasengan him in the face and shut him up for good..................(soory for sasuke bashing.....but it had to be said.....)

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 09:55 PM

QUOTE (n-nard @ Aug 10 2006, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NaruSaku
SasuSaku
ItaSaku
GaaSaku

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NaruSaku and SasuSaku aren't crack pairings. Go to first page, first post for a list that aren't crack pairings.

#145 GoNeKr@zY

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 10:15 PM

NaruTema

Thats it. Though i must admit that its my MAIN pairing. (I know it will never happen in Cannon..... But they make such a cute (and Angsty) couple tongue.gif )

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Posted 14 August 2006 - 02:22 PM

NARUxANKO woaaaahahahahahahahahah fantasies are coming! a_dance.gif

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Posted 15 August 2006 - 02:58 PM

NARUTOxSHIZUNE
KANKUROxTENTEN
KAKASHIxINO
CHOUJIxHINATA

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 05:59 PM

QUOTE (murdoc @ Aug 15 2006, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NARUTOxSHIZUNE
CHOUJIxHINATA


is choujihina is really crack? cuz in my fic True Freedom it has choujihina... i never thought of it as crack... :blink:

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE (MonkeysTotallyRock @ Aug 18 2006, 01:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (murdoc @ Aug 15 2006, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NARUTOxSHIZUNE
CHOUJIxHINATA


is choujihina is really crack? cuz in my fic True Freedom it has choujihina... i never thought of it as crack... :blink:


Depends on your definition of a crack pairing. As it seems to apply here, the definition only means those pairings which don't seem well supported in canon, and it was under that definition I wrote my list. That's actually one of the loosest definitions, allowing for the greatest number of pairings to be mentioned. Under this definition, ChoujiHina isn't crack. (Calling NaruSaku a 'crack pairing,' however, as many people have done on this thread, it insulting to the pairing, just as calling any male a 'girl' is insulting -- when the definition fits, it's not an insult, but when it doesn't, it is... which is why I've tried so hard -- and eventually gave up -- trying to convince people to actually check to make sure their pairing actually IS a crack pairing before mentioning it here)

Sometimes, I've seen lists where 'crack pairing' only referred to 'a couple with little or no canon evidence which seems so bizarre it would be shunned in real life.' Under this definition, ChoujiHina wouldn't be crack... but this is a rather uncommon definition, so... *shrug* (OT: We need a shrugging smiley. Sometimes, headscratch just isn't quite right)

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 08:59 PM

I suppose you could add NaruTen to my list, but my interest in the pairing comes and goes, though this seems worth checking out, its by christy00

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Also, BlackWindKaze has piqued my interest in Sasuke x Hanabi. Interested to see where it goes.

And Random, its good to find someone else who likes NaruHanabi besides me and wingsover. On that note I thought these did not exist but they do. This is by Elysium, author of Senses.

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Posted 18 August 2006 - 09:56 PM

I would say SasuNaru... but that's not a crack pairing... although it sure is good. tongue.gif

GaaNaru... that is somewhat crack, and I like it... although it will never happen.

I'll read both of those, so long as they're well written. Those are "just for enjoyment"



#152 julehh

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 11:36 AM

haha. my first post.

kakasaku and gaasaku would be wonderful.

nejihina isn't really crack. i mean, they are cousins, but the only way the Hyuuga clan exists is that they bred within the family. plus, if they did get married, they could destroy the Main House/Branch House existence. i think they actually suit each other well.

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 02:29 PM

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I would say SasuNaru... but that's not a crack pairing... although it sure is good.

GaaNaru... that is somewhat crack, and I like it... although it will never happen.

I'll read both of those, so long as they're well written. Those are "just for enjoyment"


WOOT! GO YAOI! tongue.gif Anyway the yaoi I read is almost all the time just out of pure enjoyment. I also like:

GaaNeji too...(Hehe this one's always funny. happy.gif)

SaiNaru (Lol...often it's Sasuke fighting with Sai over who gets Naruto. lol)

NejiNaru (one sided here)

GaaNaru (again one sided)

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happy.gif Although I thought ChoHina was crack...Whatever...Anyway can't list more crack cuz most of it's canon...No fair! tongue.gif
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#154 krimson

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 01:04 AM

NaruTem hands down. :thumbs:

I dunno why, I just think it'd be funny. Heck, it might've worked too, if Chiyo had let Temari go along to rescue Gaara (which she did later anyways...). Lol maybe not, but oh well.

I like NaruRin too...but I guess that's just because she's the Sakura of Kakashi's team. tongue.gif

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 07:58 PM

NaruHina ...is so WoW. Don't like Sakura.. She's always looking for sasuke and never cares for Naruto.



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Posted 21 August 2006 - 02:02 AM

QUOTE (Shriner @ Aug 18 2006, 03:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I suppose you could add NaruTen to my list, but my interest in the pairing comes and goes, though this seems worth checking out, its by christy00

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Also, BlackWindKaze has piqued my interest in Sasuke x Hanabi. Interested to see where it goes.

And Random, its good to find someone else who likes NaruHanabi besides me and wingsover. On that note I thought these did not exist but they do. This is by Elysium, author of Senses.

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NaruTen? I've seen some good stuff for it, but I'm still far more interested in SasuTen (I blame my intrest on wingsover and http://www.narusaku....tory.php?sid=29 this fic biggrin.gif ). SasukeHanabi? I've never seen any, I'll have to check out BlackWindKaze's stories later. Yeah NaruHanabi is a fun pairing especially since I don't care about age diffrence. Oh and that art is good *saves*

QUOTE (Sando @ Aug 20 2006, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NaruHina ...is so WoW. Don't like Sakura.. She's always looking for sasuke and never cares for Naruto.



......Your not up to date on the manga, are you? biggrin.gif Oh and NaruHina isn't a crack pairing.

If you like crack pairings go here

#157 Nate River

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 04:46 AM

I was intersted in SasuTen before meeting wingsover, but I am far more interested in it because of her. I think SasuHanabi has some interesting dynamics, as does SasuTen. Of the four genin females she seems to be the most mature and most interested in being a ninja (in Part 1) and thus there is some common ground. If you want to find more of wings's stories check her ff.net profile. She is Cyberwolf there and has a few additional SasuTen stories there.

Here is a link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/11918/

Yeah, I love the NaruHanabi art (and the pairing). Heck, i was stunned to even find any, that its really good is a bonus. I have one more pic I found of them if you want to see it.

Oh, and speaking of wings..she is also into NaruHanabi. its sort of a side pairing in her Coping Mechanism fic (though NejiTen is the main pairing)

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 05:18 AM

My faves are:
NarutoXTemari
NarutoXTsunade
NarutoXAnko
Just sucks that there isn't much fanfiction about them either, but I guess thats what crack pairings are sweatdrop.gif

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 04:46 AM

QUOTE (Sando @ Aug 20 2006, 03:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NaruHina ...is so WoW. Don't like Sakura.. She's always looking for sasuke and never cares for Naruto.



1st: NaruHina isn't crack.

2nd: Uh..Do you just watch the American version of Naruto?

3rd: I'm just shootin' in the dark here, but um...are you lost here? Cuz you seem to support NaruHina a lot.. (No offense to all NaruHina fans) I'm only asking cuz of you siggy.
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#160 Nasir

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Posted 28 August 2006 - 10:11 PM

QUOTE (Sando @ Aug 20 2006, 07:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NaruHina ...is so WoW. Don't like Sakura.. She's always looking for sasuke and never cares for Naruto.


sando i really have to disagree with on that one, obviously you only watch the anime, but if you read the manga you see things a WHOLE lot different, nd well the ONLY thing on naruto's mind right now is how to get sasuke back, and even though hinata cares for naruto deeply, she has not once asked him about sasuke and comforted him on that, hell shes WAY too shy even to go have a conversation with him, and i do admit sakura has been a little obsessive with the sasuke thing but in part 2 its more of a love for a comrade than a crush, and she seems to regard naruto's feelings alot more, and well the conversation with yamato, it seems she has already developed feeling for him.... so bottom line

DONT HATE SAKURA!!!!!!! mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif




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