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Well this is NejixTen-Ten centered but it explains how Naruto gets the date with Sakura. (And its really funny)
Hindsight
And this is the second part, Naruto and Sakura's actual date.
Sasuke Strikes Back
I really enjoyed these.
HAHA!

LMAO! I read these stories a while back ago and I forgot about them. Now I remember and man was it funny!
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The best part about that first fanfic Smiter was definately this.
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They were found the next day, naked in each other’s arms, by a most mortified Hyuuga Neji.
Oh poor Neji I wonder how he reacted... I'm guessing he screamed like a little girl. XD
Yeah. Poor Neji-kun! I feel really bad. Why does everyone gang up on him? I remember in this 1 fanfic Sakura squealed that she got to sleep with NAruto. They were on a mission and she ment that she would just CUDDLE with Naruto that's all. Really that's all they did. Then Neji was all like "YOU ARE NOT DOING "IT" IN THE SAME TENT I"M SLEEPING IN!" HEh. Now if only I could remeber the name. :questionmark:

OH yeah! Now I remember! It was
Stupid Little Blonde Kid ! It was probably my 2nd fav fanfic! My first is
Training for The Job. ANyway this is what happened:
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“You’re coming to sleep next to me tonight, Naruto-kun…†Sakura said in a cute giggly voice. Neji jumped a bit, loosing all of his composure and formal attitude.
“No! No no no. Your not making love in the same tent I’m sleeping in!†Neji half-shouted before Naruto clasped his mouth shut.
“Relax, we already agreed none of that. Why would we make love next to Kiba anyway? She said sleep next to. Get your mind out of the gutter, Nej.†Naruto commanded.
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Hehe! Funny eh? OH here's 2 more:
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“Naruto-kun…â€Â
“No no Sakura, my name is Kiba, remember? Wake up damnit! We need to go!†He shouted. Sakura looked up groggily, and promptly slapped Kiba.
“I was having a good dream, damnit!†She shouted back, sitting up. ‘Naruto has work to do next time I see him.’
Neji chuckled to himself when he heard the slap. ‘That is why I said I am not waking her up.’
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Ten-Ten read the letter that Gamakichi had just given to her. She continued walking to the path where they had set up camp; she always liked to scout pretty far out. Gamakichi took place over her shoulder, enjoying the free ride. Ten-Ten was really one of the few girls you’d meet who didn’t mind the frogs. She had considered more then once asking Naruto or Jiraiya to sign the contract, though she decided it’d be best to see some other summons first. She had been on guard duty, the last shift before they set out in the morning, and decided it was necessary to wake up Ino and Shikamaru early for this, whom were asleep in their tent.
Whistling, Ten-Ten opened the tent cover and peered inside. She dropped the letter and turned a bright shade of red. Gamakichi let out the trademark whistle.
A few minutes later, Ten-Ten had gathered the two of them outside of the tent, properly dressed.
“What are you doing! You’re suppose to be sleeping! Not doing
foreplay in the tent
I sleep in!†Ten-Ten shouted. “As your team leader I
order you to not do that!
Clear?Ino and Shikamaru both blushed lightly and put their heads down. “Hai.†They both chorused.
“Now I got a message from Naruto, we’re to head to that Stone village place and seek out a man named Narir! Shik-Shik-YOU! Draw up the course on the map.†Ten-Ten ordered, pointing at Shikamaru. “I’ll be buying a
new tent in town. Blonde one! You clean up camp. I don’t need to be here. I don’t
want to be here. I’m leaving now!†Ten-Ten hysterically went on. “You! Froggy! Why are you still on my shoulder! Poof away! Goodbye!
Go!â€Â“Fine.†He said, jumping off Ten-Ten and onto Shikamaru’s leg. “Good job buddy!†He complimented giving him a thumbs up. All Ino had left to strangle was a puff of Ninja smoke.
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LMAO!

HEeheheh! Poor TenTen and Neji! Anyway the couples are NAruSaku,ShikaIno, and TenLee(Evil couple!).
THe Site for Stupid Little Blonde Kid is this:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2707769/1/
Though the kids like me, I'd skip through the beginning in the 10th chapter.....I made that mistake by not checking the rating. After that though nothing...uh..too graphic is here, plus no one exactly DID anything in the tenth...at least not too much.....