Quotes
Started by Torxe, Sep 26 2011 08:22 PM
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#141
Posted 18 July 2012 - 04:54 PM
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow." - Oscar Wilde
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." - Samuel Butler
"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." - J. D. Salinger
"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow." - Oscar Wilde
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." - Samuel Butler
"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." - J. D. Salinger
#142
Posted 24 July 2012 - 02:25 AM
"The best possible thing you can get out of a relationship is that you're with somebody who encourages you to be the best version of yourself." - Jim Carrey
#143
Posted 24 July 2012 - 03:00 AM
"In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are." - Nicholas Chamfort
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke
"To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all." - Peter McWilliams
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke
"To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all." - Peter McWilliams
#144
Posted 25 July 2012 - 04:56 PM
"Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?" - Artemus Ward
"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them." - Robertson Davies
"I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them." - Robertson Davies
"I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
#145
Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:41 PM
"Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once." - Tallulah Bankhead
"Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down." - Hector Berlioz
"Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?" - Tom Stoppard
"Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does." - Evan Esar
"Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down." - Hector Berlioz
"Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?" - Tom Stoppard
"Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does." - Evan Esar
#146
Posted 23 August 2012 - 01:21 PM
No one deserves that money, because anyone who thinks that Melted Chocolate Nut cream is a healthy way to start the day, IS AN IDIOT!
-Lewis Black
-Lewis Black
Edited by Strangelove, 23 August 2012 - 01:21 PM.
#147
Posted 13 September 2012 - 09:04 PM
"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form." - Karl Marx
"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." - Unknown
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever." - Herb Caen
"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." - Unknown
"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever." - Herb Caen
#148 Guest_Kim_*
Posted 14 September 2012 - 08:08 AM
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” - Earl Wilson
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” - Emo Philips
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.” - Jack Nicholson
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” - Oscar Wilde
”First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” - Steve Martin
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” - Jerry Seinfeld
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” - Emo Philips
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.” - Jack Nicholson
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” - Oscar Wilde
”First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” - Steve Martin
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” - Jerry Seinfeld
#149
Posted 21 September 2012 - 03:18 PM
“I don’t think this guy could punch his way out of a wet paper bag.” (Phoenix about Ron DeLite)
"You do realize that if Santa Claus were real, he would be the biggest unlawful trespasser in history, right?" - Miles Edgeworth
“He’s got to be using some sort of infinite ammo code with that box of seeds.” –Phoenix Wright (about Victor Kudo and his box of pigeon seeds)
"You do realize that if Santa Claus were real, he would be the biggest unlawful trespasser in history, right?" - Miles Edgeworth
“He’s got to be using some sort of infinite ammo code with that box of seeds.” –Phoenix Wright (about Victor Kudo and his box of pigeon seeds)
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