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[Sir G]

Chargers lost again... how dissapointing. Man Im getting tired of being a Chargers fan.. but atleast the Eagles won.. even though they're doing bad too. What a dissapointing season...

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Monday Night Textbook

Chiefs 3 Patriots 27- Come around children I'm about to tell a tale. Long ago our ancestors fought a war for independece to seperate themselves from the past and in doing so they became known as the Patriots. As the Patriots explored the new land and country they discover the natives ruled by Chiefs, but soon their leaders were dead before the Patriot army comes. For the next 200 years our ancestors chased and killed them off their lands to fulfill the promise that this country held. So in rememberance we reenact this glorious slaughter a team envied named the Patriots, under General Brady and Capt. Gronkowski reenact our manifest destiny by slaughtering the Chiefs.

Edited by Insurrection, 22 November 2011 - 04:53 AM.

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KYLE ORTON RELEASED BY BRONCOS: PICKED UP BY CHIEFS


TRUCE FOR THE WOUNDED AND DYING-Also Known as Injury News

FRED JACKSON OUT FOR YEAR WITH BROKEN FIBULA

Adrian Peterson in walking boot for sprained ankle

SCHAUB ON IR Leinart Ready

Jake Cutler Out with Broken thumb

Starks Questionable with hamstring

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THURSDAY GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

Packers 27 Lions 15- Ndamukong Suh -$20,000+- Yes the classic game, on this date long, long time ago the unbeaten Packers lost to the Lions on Thanksgiving. Repeat? Not this turkey. Suh goes ballistic on an offensive lineman, knocking him on the ground three times before stomping him as he got up. He was ejected and the Packers score on Consecutive drives.

Dolphins 19 Cowboys 20- You know who is the biggest turkey I've seen is? Not Tony Spirano, Not Romo, Not Austin, It's my team, the Rams Player Development Staff. Laurent Robinson has turned into a true Wideout and seems better then Miles Austin, scoring 2 more TDs to win the game. So why did he suck with the Rams? Simple, the Same reason that other draft picks and pickups have, bad development and prematurely released. If not for Lareunt Robinson and DeMarco Murray this season would be real different in Dallas.

BEHOLD THE BOWL OF THE HARBAUGH!!!!

49ers 6 Ravens 16- As much as I can appreciate damn fine defenses. (Yes, Damn fine, this game had no TD until the 4th quarter). Guess what? It turns out that Joe Flacco is a better Quarterback then Alex Smith. Yes, I'm shocked too, it's not the hallucinations caused by deadly amounts of Tryptophan. Multiple Thanksgivings are not helpful. It was apparent he who scored a TD wins. The Winner, BEHOLD! THE VICTOR OF JOHN HARBAUGH!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 25 November 2011 - 05:09 AM.

[No WhereMan]

BEHOLD THE BOWL OF THE HARBAUGH!!!!

49ers 6 Ravens 16- As much as I can appreciate damn fine defenses. (Yes, Damn fine, this game had no TD until the 4th quarter). Guess what? It turns out that Joe Flacco is a better Quarterback then Alex Smith. Yes, I'm shocked too, it's not the hallucinations caused by deadly amounts of Tryptophan. Multiple Thanksgivings are not helpful. It was apparent he who scored a TD wins. The Winner, BEHOLD! THE VICTOR OF JOHN HARBAUGH!!!

Such a great game. Wish I was with my brother, he was actually at the game.

Although, I can't exactly call Flacco the better QB, the 49ers' offensive line wasn't up to snuff. Nine sacks, will ruin any QB's night and Flacco is a hit or miss type of quarterback. Some games he's on fire. Some games the torch is put out.

Edited by No WhereMan, 25 November 2011 - 01:52 PM.

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Darren McFadden out for two more weeks

http://profootballta...ther-two-games/

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WEEK 13-WIN AND YOUR IN WEEK

Eagles 14 Seahawks 31- Huh, apparently Seattle has an excellent home field advantage and a tough running game. And the Eagles were overhyped and overreacting. It turns out DeSean Jackson did or did not have a lack of hustle. Andy Reid, I think you'll be back, but you never know.

Titans 23 Bills 14- You remember earlier this year when we thought that Buffalo would be a playoff team after beating Tom Brady? Yeah, not anymore. Titans? Chris Johnson, Matt Hasselbeck? The Titans look like a playoff team, with or without Chris Johnson earlier. Just now that he's back, it's more likely.

Royals 10 Cubs 3- An interleague matchup at the windy city was without stud pitching today as new Royal's starter Kyle Orton injured his pitching hand on the first play. Tyler Palko and Dexter McCluster each come up with big hits. Henne could not fill in for star hitter/pitcher Jay Cutler and the Royals beat the Cubs 10-3 in a blowout. Matt Forte's injury led to baseball score.

Falcons 10 Texans 17- What's more telling? That Houston is so good that TJ Yates at quarterback is not such a big deal? Or that Atlanta is the most disappointing team going to make the playoffs? Then again Houston is more of a complete team, what happened Smithy?

Raiders 14 Dolphins 34- Wow, the Raiders were depleted somewhat, but the Dolphins going to crush them? Did anyone see that coming? Hue Jackson? Carson Palmer? Reggie Bush? Anyone?

Broncos 35 Vikings 32- Okay, enough with the debates. Denver is in first place thanks to the tiebreaker. Tim Tebow made plays that kept his team in the ball game. And Demarius Thomas, the first rounder before Tebow, had a great game. They said somewhere McDaniels is smiling. Continue on to the bottom...

Colts 24 Patriots 31- Everyone was expecting a blowout? Come on, the Patriots defense isn't stellar. Though the result was the same. Tom Brady twice to Rob Gronkowski and the Patriots defeat the [insert team here]. Colts have secured the first overall pick whatever happens though.

Bengals 7 Steelers 31- Well the Steelers sweep the Bengals. Dalton got his AJ Green touchdown, they're still in the playoff hunt, but the Steelers are just a better football team in the division. And to think the Bengals still have the Ravens left.

Panthers 31 Buccaneers 19- Cam Newton v Josh Johnson. What were you expecting the Panthers to fail? The Yucs jersey was out today. Raheem Morris is another coach in line to lose his job though. And Cam just keeps going and going. He set a single season record for Rush TDs today. Hell he received a pass from his RB and took it 15+ yards.

Jets 34 Redskins 14- This game was predicted to be an upset with the Jets struggling. Roy Helu was becoming a big stage player for the Redskins after his performance last week against the Hawks. But Shone Greene ran the Wildcat, which automatically assumes victory (NOT).

Ravens 24 Browns 10- Skies are blue. Grass is green. Ray Rice can run, Cleveland can't catch. And I think to myself, it went according to plan. Flacco has Boldin, McCoy has no one. Harbaugh has no limits, Shurmur has too many. And I think to myself, it went according to plan.

Cowboys 13 Cardinals 19- In an upset/HA!!!! HA!!!!! moment, the Cowboys were expected to go into Arizona and rout the Cardinals, especially after their loss on Christmas to John Skelton. Instead, they ice their own kicker at the buzzer. It goes to overtime, Kolb throws to Stephens-Howling and I can laugh at the Cowboys.

NFC NORTH CHAMPION Packers 38 Giants 35- Another game that came down to the wire, but it turns out Aaron Rodgers is Aaron Rodgers and Eli Manning is Elite. However A goes before E and the Packers score the buzzer beater FG to get to 12-0 and clinch the division.

Rams-Source of Never Ending Suffering 0 NFC WEST CHAMPION 49ers 26- It's one of those game you just had a bad feeling about. Bradford was out made it a confirmed doomsday. For the second time since 2009 the 49ers shutout the Rams and their pathetic, horrendous, attrocious offense. The 9ers win the division their 1st since '02. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF HarI don't feel it today. Bring on the Purge.

SUNDAY NIGHT HUMBLING BEATDOWN

Lions 17 Saints 31- Well, Suh is suspended for 2 games. Then he got into a car wreck. Tonight without his presence the Saints went wild again. Drew Brees just keeps throwing TDs and TDs and TDs. And the Lions, well...hopefully Suh and the Penatly soaking Lions learn from this (they had a lot), cause they're going to have all winter to find out.

Edited by Insurrection, 05 December 2011 - 06:22 AM.

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Week 14- SOMEONE'S COMING TO DINNER

Browns 3 Steelers 14- Colt McCoy's head meets James Harrison, Roethlisberger is a freak of nature. Both return to play in the game, only one Quarterback actually remembers what the heck happened though.

Colts 10 Ravens 24 ~I see trees of green...red roses too, I see them bloom...Ravens sack over two, ~and I think to myself...what a wonderful world, ~I see skies of blue...bodies in white, they left long ago...replaced by purple fright, and I think to myself...what a wonderful world.

Falcons 31 Panthers 23- OH SO CLOSE! The Falcons rally at the same time Cam Newton gets picked off. Matty Ice shows up at the right time to keep the playoff hopes alive for Atlanta. Though after the game head coach Mike Smith was rushed to a hospital with chest pains, he'll be okay hopefully.

AFC WEST CHAMPION TEXANS 20 Bengals 19- You want to talk about a close one? It was in the final seconds of the game and Houston is down 19-13. A sack and fumble of Dalton leads to the newest cluch 3rd string Quarterback since Kurt Warner and the Texans earn their first berth into the playoffs.

Vikings 28 Lions 34- The Matt Stafford show keeps on going, though Christian Ponder turned the ball over twice instantly before leaving the game to Joe Webb. The backup led the Vikings to the final play of the game. A controversial facemask went uncalled and the sack fumble led to the Lions hanging on by a thread.

Yucs 14 Jaguars 41- Tampa, What the Hell? You allowed 41 points to the JAGUARS!?! Forget the fact that Maruice Jones-Drew had 4 TDS, you allowed 41 points to the JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS There's only one team more offensively inept then the Jaguars statistically and they're playing on monday. Raheem Morris job is going...going...

Eagles 26 Dolphins 20- Upset? WHAT UPSET? Yes the Eagles were overrated, but it's still the Dolphins and it's not November anymore. Michael Vick is back and DeSean Jackson scored for the first time in 2 months. Still...both teams were treading water, ignoring the ungodly amount of rain.

Chiefs 10 Jets 37 Quick question, how many yards did the Jets have compared to the Chiefs and Tyler Palko at the half? Your hint is to multiply by 10. That's basically it.

NFC SOUTH CHAMPION Saints 22 Titans 17- ~Oh when the Saints, come marchin' in! Oh When the Saints come marchin' in! ~Oh how Drew Brees has their number! When the saints come marchin in! (A great side note to this game, Jake Locker looks like a fine Quarterback coming in for inj. Hasselbeck. If not for that endgame sack at the end the Saints road woes would continue).

Patriots 34 Redskins 27 Gronkowski 14- I loved Brady and his OC going ballistic at each other, but Rob Gronkowski set a record for Tight End Touchdowns in a season. The 'Skins fought tooth and nail, even with the endzones still stuck at the Army/Navy Game. In the end it's Rob Gronkowski, Rob Gronkowski!!!

49ers 19 Cardinals 21- Kevin Kolb knocked out of the game, Skelton in. Alex Smith can score enough to get the 49er defense in shape. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF.... what? Huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY LOST!?! IT'S HARBAUGH!!! Oh...I see, behold the awesomeness that is Larry Fitzgerald.

Cubs 10 Broncos 13- Let's see down 10-0 in the 3rd. 4th Quarter in 3...2...1...TEBOW TIME!!! There's the touchdown! A 59 yard field goal attempt with 3 seconds left on the clock? Nailed. Then we have found the differences in clutch/goat are between Tim Tebow and Marion Barber, who continues the madness. (U know what you did )

Raiders 16 Packers 46 You know what helps on your path to a 19-0 season and helps Tebow in the process? The Oakland Raiders. They're falling apart at the seems. The Raider known as Carson Palmer threw 4 INT. They were so bad and blown out they took Aaron Rodgers out of the game. Only problem for the Pack. Jennings tore his MCL.

Bills 10 Chargers 37- Phillip Rivers, San Diego now you start winning. It takes bad teams and a team that hasn't won since it was in Canada! But now you start winning like usual? You don't get it do you, you're 6-7, Broncos are 8-5, sure you're still in it. Sure the Patriots are going to Tebowland, but it's not happening this time.

SUNDAY NIGHT CLUTCH/CHOKE MEASURE PART II

Giants 37 Cowboys 34- Last week the way the Cowboys lost was devastating for the Team and their fans. For everyone else, we got to laugh. Now the Giants go down to Jerry World with the Playoffs on the line. DeMarco Murray's ankle fractured, 37-34, 4 seconds left. First kick good, timeout Giants. Second Kick Misses! Iced Kicker? Nope. Jason Pierre-Paul blocks it. Beaten by Goat, then clutch. Dallas has that empty feeling, ah the Holidays.

Edited by Insurrection, 12 December 2011 - 05:54 AM.

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MONDAY NIGHT PREDICTABLE

Rams-Worst Team in History for 5 years 13 Seahawks 30- There really nothing left to say. If the Rams can't score on the 1 yard line in 8/9 attempts they need to have a change. Todd Haley and Tony Spirano are out, but when ESPN finally hit the redundant button that they never bother using. It's when Yoda mentioned Fear Leading to the Dark Side. Week 1 was fear. Week 14 is suffering. And Skittles rot your teeth. If he's Beast Mode why can't he turn into a Maximal or a Predicon Jw0lf?

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SPOILER!!

Indy wins first game of the season, beats Titans, secures Steelers Playoff berth

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UPSET SPECIAL!!!!



Packers 14 Chiefs 19

Packers Will NOT be Undefeated!

[Jwolf0]

I had to LOLOLOL at Seattle whipping up on Chicago, but a part of me is sad that we have little chance at grabbing one of the big 3 QBs in next year's draft now (Luck, Barkley, RGIII). I think the Colts showed us just how important a franchise QB can be, right?

[Mik3]

lol Tebow

[Muffins?]

[JoHamSandwich]

[Mik3]

DAT GAME. man NO is practically unbeatable in the dome but they can't handle the road or the west. Took you long enough Alex

[Muffins?]

quick one before the Broncos are officially kicked out of the playoffs.

Edited by Muffins?, 15 January 2012 - 03:41 AM.

[FoolishYoungling]

There we go Patriots, lets take this all the way, and win that Super Bowl!

[FullmetalNinja25]

Everyone's too quick to say Tim Tebow is a bust people seem to forget how long it took John Elway to win a Super Bowl, the Broncos will be back.

[FoolishYoungling]

Patriots(New England) vs Ravens(Baltimore), and Giants(NYC) vs 49ers(San Francisco)

Oh, and Packers have been ELIMINATED!!!!

My thoughts: Patriots, lets go all the WAAAAY! Giants, hope to see you in the Super Bowl. Ravens I love you, but no where near as how much I love my Patriots. 49ers, never did care for you, just get eliminated. Tom Brady, show us your the best QB.. EVER! Eli, you helped your team win today because the Packers were completely off game today, and their defense is bad. Against the 49ers, you CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT, let the other team have enough time to knock you down, because you had about 10 seconds each play to throw that ball today, against the Packers. As for the Packers, I thought you had this session in the bag, but when you come to a game, with the so called "best offense", you have to be catching those balls. I swear Packers, half of those perfect passes thrown by Rodgers were missed, which made me kinda laugh the whole game.

That is all.