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#13941 Lady Lys

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:26 PM

I'm literally at the point where I'm not even mad anymore. Its more like a 24/7 laugh fest about the ending, this movie, the back peddling and the retconning--oh and was NH and SS fans desperately try to defend all this crap and getting the smack down from like everyone :zaru:

I Honestly feel like Hinata has LOST fans over all this. Which is great retribution IMO. :hehehe:

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:27 PM

I want these spoilers to be true. C'mon movie makers, put the full brunt of your ineptitude on display for all to see.

 

 

It sounds like bad fanfiction, I mean, the latter half of the manga actually reads like bad fanfiction, but this is too much. No way is this movie going to be over 2 hours long, whilst suddenly having the brutal murders of Samui, Atsui, Jugo and Orochimaru. Then Sasukr is going to conveniently reveal that he never meant to hurt Sakura? He knew she'd be saved? And Naruto and Hinats WIND UP ON AN ISLAND AND GET PART TIME JOBS?? Then theres like 3 mid and post credit scenes???? 

 

 

 

It's so terrible, I also hope it's real, because you can't defend BS like this. It's a trainwreck.


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:28 PM

Hinata lost fans? Whatever for?



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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:28 PM

 
I tried to read it all but wow what utter BS, it sounded like the entire movie was Kishi justifying his decision. Oh Naruto didn't love Sakura, not rally, Sasuke really lovesd Sakura; honestly, Naruto's always really loved Hinata.
 
All I read was Kishi pretty much admitting he planned NaruSaku all along but he sold out and now he's making excuses to justify. I thought the movie was sounded bad before but it's slap accross the face of every single thing we believed in. He even had to counter argue the stuff Naruto's mother told him to.


Yeeeah.... It's pretty much the train wreck I was expecting. In fact, there's really only two scenes I want to watch. Shikamaru's proposal and Kakashi unmasking himself. I'd like to see how the proposal goes, actually. My headcanon is that it's going to be as dorky as Ed's proposal in FMA. I fully expect her to knock his teeth out as she puts on the ring, asking "what the hell took you so long, dumbass?" Although, if they could afford a scene of their marriage, I think they could've at least shown Gaara's reaction to the proposal. His reaction is the one I'm anticipating the most.

As for Kakashi's scene, I am praying to everything that is holy up there that we do not get the scene only to have the face obscured by Nardo's freaking head. Well, at least I know I'm just gonna look for clips on Youtube for those two scenes.

On a side note, Lee can open the 7th gate? I guess it's confirmed that he's made Jonin now.

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:29 PM

Wtf did I just read? LOL



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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:29 PM

Hinata wouldn't lose her fanboys/girls even if she came to life and put a orphanage on fire.



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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:30 PM

I'm literally at the point where I'm not even mad anymore. Its more like a 24/7 laugh fest about the ending, this movie, the back peddling and the retconning--oh and watching NH and SS fans desperately try to defend all this crap and getting the smack down from like everyone :zaru:

I Honestly feel like Hinata has LOST fans over all this. Which is great retribution IMO. :hehehe:

 

I'm in the exact same boat. I simply can't be bothered by it anymore. I'm just enjoying writing my fan fics and admiring NS fan art on tumblr.

 

This terrible ending will go down in infamy.



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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:30 PM

This movie is so comical. Kishi is just trolling now. He is retconning his entire manga through this movie and it's perfectly wonderful. I honestly am embarrassed with myself for sticking with this thing for over a decade in hopes of achieving a satisfactory ending. But instead, we get a writer who completely rewrites his manga, makes major fundamental changes to characters and their motivations, and basically spits on what he created.

Everything from the war arc on is just garbage.



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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:31 PM

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:31 PM

Hinata lost fans? Whatever for?

For being an unrepentant spotlight hog :zaru:

but seriously the reasons are too many to list at this point. 


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:32 PM

 

Man, if only I had some likes right now, Nostradamus, I'd give you one in a heart beat,s ince it seems to me like a real insult, which is why I wish there was some retcons or something else, since this just makes hinata more selfish in her love than we had seen her be period. :sick: And it makes me want to vomit!

I'm out of likes as well. :D

To me this is sounds way to much like Hinata's illusion. She gets exactly everything she wants 100%. She doesn't even end up the rebound girl because Sakura tells Naruto that what he felt for her is nothing more than rival nonsense. She tells him that a young girl's love is more important, basically her love is more important than Naruto's and it's justifiable. I mean seriously her fangirl love for Naruto is more justifiable than Naruto's selfless love for Sakura. bullsh**.

And she gets to be Naruto's first true and only love for eternity. It sounds exactly like Hinata's fantasy world. I call bullsh** on this one. It's huge slap in the face for anyone who followed this story for all these years.


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:32 PM

You know, I was sure that spoiler was fake until I read this part.

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Then I knew it was fake.



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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:34 PM

It's funny how the two immature "loves" won at the end.


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:35 PM

I'm literally at the point where I'm not even mad anymore. Its more like a 24/7 laugh fest about the ending, this movie, the back peddling and the retconning--oh and watching NH and SS fans desperately try to defend all this crap and getting the smack down from like everyone :zaru:

I Honestly feel like Hinata has LOST fans over all this. Which is great retribution IMO. :hehehe:

 

I can still get mad, because all spoilers kill a little part of the Naruto charactor I liked so much, Sakura's charactor assasination I hated but I could deal, because I never read the manga because of her, I saw great potential in her charactor, but it was never something that was ever really realised, but Naruto was the core of the manga, to make his feelings look so weak, the person who's biggest selling point was being able to love to big even after all that adversity, to be told that the only person he had loved from the beginning was nothing more than a pissing contest with Sasuke is honestly heartbreaking.

 

I loved the charactor of Naruto, and the way the spoilers so far are painting things, kills his charactor so much. I thought I was over the dissapointment of NaruSaku, I still ranted and raved but it wasn't something I felt I could deal with. But the spoilers for the movie, it's the worst bit of charactor assasination I've ever felt. I feel like if I ever watch the movie I will go away hating Naruto and Sakura.


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:36 PM

You know, I was sure that spoiler was fake until I read this part.

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Then I knew it was fake.

 

strange, I was sure he was Oliver Quinn at the end... Silly me


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#13956 Lady Lys

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:36 PM

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Well....I feel this, but with this I feel also a lot of LOL-ing gurgling up from my trachea.

 

Will somebody actually face him head on in a convention or something and plainly tell him that this is all kitten and that this end, couples notwithstanding just plainly and simply sucked? And that this movie was the proverbial cherry on top of the cake made of kitten? (I'd pay him/her)


Edited by Lady Lys, 24 November 2014 - 04:38 PM.

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:37 PM

You know, I was sure that spoiler was fake until I read this part.

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Then I knew it was fake.

 

Honestly, I don't even know anymore. What you quoted is idiotic and makes no sense whatsoever. Problem is that I felt the same about chapter 699 and 700.

 

I'm so disgusted with this series. I had planned on rewriting the last seven chapters, but Kishi is killing any and all desire I have to do this.


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:38 PM

Spoiler looks legit, considering the awesum ending we were given.

I'm really curious to see this movie just to lol at the fail.


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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:38 PM

 

strange, I was sure he was Oliver Quinn at the end... Silly me

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Posted 24 November 2014 - 04:38 PM

 

I can still get mad, because all spoilers kill a little part of the Naruto charactor I liked so much, Sakura's charactor assasination I hated but I could deal, because I never read the manga because of her, I saw great potential in her charactor, but it was never something that was ever really realised, but Naruto was the core of the manga, to make his feelings look so weak, the person who's biggest selling point was being able to love to big even after all that adversity, to be told that the only person he had loved from the beginning was nothing more than a pissing contest with Sasuke is honestly heartbreaking.

 

I loved the charactor of Naruto, and the way the spoilers so far are painting things, kills his charactor so much. I thought I was over the dissapointment of NaruSaku, I still ranted and raved but it wasn't something I felt I could deal with. But the spoilers for the movie, it's the worst bit of charactor assasination I've ever felt. I feel like if I ever watch the movie I will go away hating Naruto and Sakura.

Just ignore it like...most Star wars fans ignore George Lucas kittening kitten up all the time...Thats the only way to deal. 


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