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[Luna]

100%.

A MESS. I Love you LOL

[RedFaction]

3 days left!!

3 days until NS is completely sunk, or comes out stronger than ever before. This is "the Last" chance for NS to become canon.

[narusakuotp]

Kishimoto got such a long ass nose. Just ripe for punching. I bet he can smell farts before they even come out. Old kitten nose motherf*****. I bet his wife got to kiss him sideways.

THIS MADE ME LOL!!

 

he just mad because Alienata doesn't live up to Sakura-Chans beauty, or level. sure he obliterated it but, NaruSaku are secretly together without him or anyone else knowing, while the OOC Naruto is Kishis attempt to finish assassinating him 

Hm, you have a point there...this is NOT the real Naruto.

[Illnevergiveup3]

100%.

I'm with you bra. 51/50. 101%

[XJohnnyApprovesNarskuX]

THIS MADE ME LOL!!

 

Hm, you have a point there...this is NOT the real Naruto.

Fake Naruto is the one we see in chapter 700. The Real Narutos off with Sakura making babies in their own little paradise. they read their script and said kitten this we're out.

[Aizen-Sama]

kittentymoto...Alienata...I love all these new names for our ship sinkers! XD

[applesauceful]

Crazy random stream of consciousness that went through my brain. Resulted in this:

 

Crazy Conspiracy Theory - The Last

 

There’s no doubt that Kishi has been building NS from the start of the series (more accurately Chapter 3). No doubt about it and it’s been consistent throughout the entire series (except for 699/700 but this conspiracy theory accounts for that).

 

Now, as much as Kishi likes this pairing, he’s met with a dilemma. People are not liking Sakura and NS while popular in Japan isn’t as popular as SS. So what do you do? You know you’re making your last movie. You know it’s going to finalise the pairings, however as much as you want to make it all about NS, if you do, you lose a major part of your audience. You have to come up with something that satisfies all of your fandom. So what do you do? Easy, fan service. If you give every pairing some sort of fan service, you might just avoid their wrath. But how do you do something like this if you want to keep NS? How can you simultaneously build NS while giving fan service to other pairings? You need to give fanservice but not completely destroy NS (though I admit, this wasn’t done very well).

 

Well first you’ve got to focus on NS. So what do you do? You eliminate the obstacles, SS and NH. How? 693 for SS. Conclude that Sasuke has no interest in Sakura, that Sakura is trying to save Sasuke but she doesn’t want to be his lover. She’s not the same person (although I don’t say how particularly well this was done since I don’t know Japanese and the raws would’ve been the best indication on where everyone stands on their feelings). But now you’ve got a problem. How are you going to give SS fans their fanservice? That’s where 699 comes in. Dedicated to SS for the most part. It’s got the forehead poke but no real romantic gestures. Why? That would totally kill NS. If you still want to keep NS, you can’t do that. So now SS is dealt with, what to do with NH?

 

With NH you dedicate the movie to Hinata getting closure on her feelings for Naruto. You can’t have a real kiss because that could destroy NS, so how do you deal with this? Genjutsu. Plain and simple. NH gets their fanservice. The movie is scattered with “NH moments” that are one-sided on Hinata’s part but you know NH fans, any Hinata à Naruto moment is automatically a Naruto à Hinata moment.

Now you’ve got chapter 700. It’s your epilogue. You have to keep NH/SS fans aboard for the movie but you have to be careful because you can’t destroy the real end pairing, NS. This is were the ambiguous moments come in. You use design choices/choice of words to influence your readers, you let them assume one thing and you know people, they believe whatever they want to believe, all you have to do is give them a reason to do so. You’ve got Salad, Sasuke’s daughter, calling Sakura “mama”. But you make sure to model her after her real parents because when the time comes and NS is revealed as canon, you’re going to have to explain it all. Now what do you do with NH? They’re both in the village so it’s going to be a little bit trickier. However you find a way. You make Himawari mention an older brother, but you don’t specifically say who it is. You give both Bolt and Himawari whisker marks, why? That’s basically all you need to make people assume they’re brother and sister. You also make sure that Naruto mentions no one but Bolt and that he has no family portraits anywhere. You also make sure not to make Bolt interact with any of his family besides Naruto. No interaction at all. But people will believe in NH because of your design choices.

 

Next, you open up the purchasing of advance tickets early. You entice people with promotional material they’ll receive if they pre-order. In this way, you lock down all those NH/SS fans early.

 

You also prepare an advanced sneak preview screening, making sure you get all the bloggers and reporters there, the people you know will spoil the film, and show them NH footage. Reaffirming NH’s importance in the film. You control the leaks by being the first to spread them though. You spread real spoilers mixed in with fakes. The real spoilers will be the ones you’ve shown in the footage, those who went to that screening, upon reading the spoilers will think it’s real because it includes the same footage they’ve already seen. They start spreading it and saying that they went to the full screening.

 

Once the movie is revealed to be NS, you get the other pairings to come see the movie. It’s also going to be well done so you get the normal fans to see the film. Are you worried about your new projects being affected by this ploy? Not really. When you think about it, most of the pairing fandom were in it for the pairings and may have not even gotten into Part 3. Furthermore, you’re separating the real fans from the pairing fans. If you do the movie really well, if you pull of this amazing twist, you’re going to go down in the history books. People are going to see your movie because it’s doing something that hasn’t been done before. Also, you get back at all those NH/SS fans that have threatened you in the past. It’s a win-win.

 

 

Now I know this sounds ridiculous, but again this is just a random stream of consciousness. Could be all some make-believe fantasy, some of it may actually be true. But I watch a lot of Castle and one thing I've learnt, is sometimes the craziest theories lead to the truth. Sometimes you've got to think outside the box.

Edited by applesauceful, 03 December 2014 - 03:23 AM.

[Nostradamus]

Im praying something like this happens. Especially since the poster is supposed to be them under a cherry blossom tree, I'm expecting something pretty romantic

That's all we need to make NS canon. We don't need a contrived villain, we don't need a contrived flashback, we don't need characters that supported the relationship between Naruto and Sakura, all of a sudden support NH. We don't the destroy the lore, we don't need to make characters go 180 on themselves, we don't need say that all the previous things that happened never actually happened. We don't need a movie to try to justify why our pairing happened.

All we need as one small moment that could take 20 seconds because we already have everything else. He already have 15 years of development, so many hints, previous generations mirroring this relationship. We also have one of the parents giving their blessings to it.

[XJohnnyApprovesNarskuX]

kittentymoto...Alienata...I love all these new names for our ship sinkers! XD

it perfectly describes exactly what they are kittentymoto and Alienata have corrupted everything with their kitten development. in kittentymotos eyes hes a genius, in everyone elses? hes the kittentiest manga writer. any manga that follows after an made by him will be extra kitten.

[Master_Naruto]

So uhh, Saiyan island just posted these spoilers... Its the ending scene supposedly in the movie:

 

 

I hope someone can explain this!

[trang95]

So uhh, Saiyan island just posted these spoilers... Its the ending scene supposedly in the movie:

 

 

I hope someone can explain this!

We've seen them already.

[Nostradamus]

Crazy random stream of consciousness that went through my brain. Resulted in this:

 

Crazy Conspiracy Theory - The Last

 

There’s no doubt that Kishi has been building NS from the start of the series (more accurately Chapter 3). No doubt about it and it’s been consistent throughout the entire series (except for 699/700 but this conspiracy theory accounts for that).

 

Now, as much as Kishi likes this pairing, he’s met with a dilemma. People are not liking Sakura and NS while popular in Japan isn’t as popular as SS. So what do you do? You know you’re making your last movie. You know it’s going to finalise the pairings, however as much as you want to make it all about NS, if you do, you lose a major part of your audience. You have to come up with something that satisfies all of your fandom. So what do you do? Easy, fan service. If you give every pairing some sort of fan service, you might just avoid their wrath. But how do you do something like this if you want to keep NS? How can you simultaneously build NS while giving fan service to other pairings? You need to give fanservice but not completely destroy NS (though I admit, this wasn’t done very well).

 

Well first you’ve got to focus on NS. So what do you do? You eliminate the obstacles, SS and NH. How? 693 for SS. Conclude that Sasuke has no interest in Sakura, that Sakura is trying to save Sasuke but she doesn’t want to be his lover. She’s not the same person (although I don’t say how particularly well this was done since I don’t know Japanese and the raws would’ve been the best indication on where everyone stands on their feelings). But now you’ve got a problem. How are you going to give SS fans their fanservice? That’s where 699 comes in. Dedicated to SS for the most part. It’s got the forehead poke but no real romantic gestures. Why? That would totally kill NS. If you still want to keep NS, you can’t do that. So now SS is dealt with, what to do with NH?

 

With NH you dedicate the movie to Hinata getting closure on her feelings for Naruto. You can’t have a real kiss because that could destroy NS, so how do you deal with this? Genjutsu. Plain and simple. NH gets their fanservice. The movie is scattered with “NH moments” that are one-sided on Hinata’s part but you know NH fans, any Hinata à Naruto moment is automatically a Naruto à Hinata moment.

Now you’ve got chapter 700. It’s your epilogue. You have to keep NH/SS fans aboard for the movie but you have to be careful because you can’t destroy the real end pairing, NS. This is were the ambiguous moments come in. You use design choices/choice of words to influence your readers, you let them assume one thing and you know people, they believe whatever they want to believe, all you have to do is give them a reason to do so. You’ve got Salad, Sasuke’s daughter, calling Sakura “mama”. But you make sure to model her after her real parents because when the time comes and NS is revealed as canon, you’re going to have to explain it all. Now what do you do with NH? They’re both in the village so it’s going to be a little bit trickier. However you find a way. You make Himawari mention an older brother, but you don’t specifically say who it is. You give both Bolt and Himawari whisker marks, why? That’s basically all you need to make people assume they’re brother and sister. You also make sure that Naruto mentions no one but Bolt and that he has no family portraits anywhere. You also make sure not to make Bolt interact with any of his family besides Naruto. No interaction at all. But people will believe in NH because of your design choices.

 

Next, you open up the purchasing of advance tickets early. You entice people with promotional material they’ll receive if they pre-order. In this way, you lock down all those NH/SS fans early.

 

You also prepare an advanced sneak preview screening, making sure you get all the bloggers and reporters there, the people you know will spoil the film, and show them NH footage. Reaffirming NH’s importance in the film. You control the leaks by being the first to spread them though. You spread real spoilers mixed in with fakes. The real spoilers will be the ones you’ve shown in the footage, those who went to that screening, upon reading the spoilers will think it’s real because it includes the same footage they’ve already seen. They start spreading it and saying that they went to the full screening.

 

Once the movie is revealed to be NS, you get the other pairings to come see the movie. It’s also going to be well done so you get the normal fans to see the film. Are you worried about your new projects being affected by this ploy? Not really. When you think about it, most of the pairing fandom were in it for the pairings and may have not even gotten into Part 3. Furthermore, you’re separating the real fans from the pairing fans. If you do the movie really well, if you pull of this amazing twist, you’re going to go down in the history books. People are going to see your movie because it’s doing something that hasn’t been done before. Also, you get back at all those NH/SS fans that have threatened you in the past. It’s a win-win.

 

 

Now I know this sounds ridiculous, but again this is just a random stream of consciousness. Could be all some make-believe fantasy, some of it may actually be true. But I watch a lot of Castle and one thing I've learnt, is sometimes the craziest theories lead to the truth. Sometimes you've got to think outside the box.

"That is a zombie. Our killer is a zombie."

[Swagkura]

That's all we need to make NS canon. We don't need a contrived villain, we don't need a contrived flashback, we don't need characters that supported the relationship between Naruto and Sakura, all of a sudden support NH. We don't the destroy the lore, we don't need to make characters go 180 on themselves, we don't need say that all the previous things that happened never actually happened. We don't need a movie to try to justify why our pairing happened.

All we need as one small moment that could take 20 seconds because we already have everything else. He already have 15 years of development, so many hints, previous generations mirroring this relationship. We also have one of the parents giving their blessings to it.

Exactly! I think theirs a reason why Sakura has the side swept bang now, and I'm hoping it does lead to the forehead kiss

[MoonDrop04]

You know what would be messed up and funny at the same time....

......that after a few months the movie has been released and it is critically acclaimed a bad approach to the ending of the series along with negative reviews of the "Ending" itself and Hinatas popularity slowly going down........that When the anime ends SP tries to justify themselves for their mistake by making an Omake of all the Naruto characters leaving the set and shows Naruto and Sakura are actually dating and in love with each other rather then what the story portrays them......

When that is put on the air for the whole world to see ALL of SP employees will walk out their company doors after a stressful day of work and find the entirety of the Naruto fandom on their door step LIKE THIS.....

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=5CfNarCjSHM

Kishimoto though..........I'll think of something planned for him >:)......

[Aizen-Sama]

So uhh, Saiyan island just posted these spoilers... Its the ending scene supposedly in the movie:
 




 
I hope someone can explain this!

I gotta admit...that moon's looking so sparkly and pretty.
But yeah the whole scene's a joke lol. They called NaruSaku a joke? NH looks even less credible with this movie. That's not even Naruto and I'll dare say that Hinata isn't even looking like herself with that sexy makeover they gave her.
Worst anime kiss in history. XD

[trang95]

Guys, even though it's a horrible Shoujo Movie, I am in love with the music score. This track # Naruto and Hinata (Why not # Naruto and Sakura T_T) is just beautiful. I believe that this will be the song that will be played during the moon kiss scene.

 

[ThroughWithLove]

The problem with Chatte's theories is that she assumes that a man who can't even remember events one chapter ago (i.e. Having Hashirama declare that Sasuke could persuade madara to change, only to literally forget this one chapter later) is actually smart enough to remember themes, events and points made over the course of hundreds of chapters and multiple data books. Or even basic character motivations introduced in the third friggin chapter of the manga (i.e. Naruto only liked Sakura due to his rivalry with Sasuke despite there being blatant dialogue to the contrary from Naruto himself).

[RedFaction]

Guys, even though it's a horrible Shoujo Movie, I am in love with the music score. This track # Naruto and Hinata (Why not # Naruto and Sakura T_T) is just beautiful. I believe that this will be the song that will be played during the moon kiss scene.

 

Well damn you're probably right.

[applesauceful]

Guys, even though it's a horrible Shoujo Movie, I am in love with the music score. This track # Naruto and Hinata (Why not # Naruto and Sakura T_T) is just beautiful. I believe that this will be the song that will be played during the moon kiss scene.

 

 

Wow, I've got to admit that's a beautiful score.

[trang95]

Wait that's the song? I thought Hinata's VA was singing that song about Naruto and Hinata xD

Pretty sure that that is another song in which she sings about Hinata's feelings. This track is more plausible for the kiss since the moon scene is about both characters.