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BENGALS HAVE TRADE CARSON PALMER TO OAKLAND

[Jwolf0]

For two firsts.

This trade must have been in Al's Last Will and Testament. Trolling from beyond the grave, well done sir.

/pours a 40.

[Mik3]

For two firsts.

This trade must have been in Al's Last Will and Testament. Trolling from beyond the grave, well done sir.

/pours a 40.

100% correct. How about their draft board?

only get to pick in rounds 5 & 6 I believe. Bah Gawd.

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WEEK 7 SCOREBOARD/STORYLINES

Redskins 30 Panthers 33- Cam Newton wins at home, and wins from behind. Nate had a good week in sports fandom. Mik3 is joyful for fantasy.

Seahawks 3 Browns 6- To quote Pat Shurmur to his team, "if they score 3, you score 4. And you did that was a hard fought game. I'll see you Wednesday."
Falcons 23 Lions 16- The Magic Lions are faltering, but they maul Matt Ryan, and are mad at Suh for taunting Matty Ice after he was hurt. But Matty Ice came back in hurt and won, we'll discuss injuries and Quarterbacks in a moment
Broncos 18 Dolphins 15- But first (Rebecca Black track)- It's Tebow, Tebow. Gotta get up for Tebow, everybody's lookin forward to Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow. Doesn't do well in the first half. Rallies back in the second half. Gotta make my mind up why is Spirano still here?
Chargers 21 Jets 27 Thing About Rex Ryan, he usually tries and/or succeeds in trying to back up his mouth. This week Norv Turner visited the Meadowlands, and Phillip Rivers found Revis Island, Jets rally and Plaxico Burress scores 3 times.
Bears 24 Buccaneers 18- Blimey, how the hell did we wind up in London? At least I'll get me some fish and chips I will, hopefully Tampa bay still has a RB corps. *comes back after finding Halibut* Roy Williams? Wait...Tampa is out of RB? That's not good chap.
Texans 41 Titans 7 So turns out the Texans were supposed to Win the Division this year, but Matt Hasselbeck had other ideas in Tennessee unfortunately for the Titans, their WR corps and Chris Johnson's suck finally caught up to them in the form of Arian Foster's legs.


OKAY MIK3 WE GET IT!! YOUR FANTASY TEAM HAD A GOOD DAY!!!

Steelers 32 Cardinals 20- So Roethlisberger and Mike Wallace hooked up for a Franchise long 95 yard TD and the Steelers beat Arizona. So The Cardinals have only 1 win under Kevin Kolb.
Chiefs 28 Raiders 0- So after Jason Cambell going down for the year and probably with the team. Oakland calls upon Kyle Boller to start against the Chiefs.


Boller throws 3 INT in the first half. Including a Kendrick Lewis 59 yard TD. So Boller gets the hook and is replaced by new Raider QB Carson Palmer. He throws 3 MORE INTs including a 58 yard Return TD by Brandon Flowers.

Rams 7 Cowboys 34- We have a broadcast from the future from the Rams Front office, we're going Live now:

There's really nothing left to say. The Rams suck balls. And don't expect a win out of this bunch. They can't beat Parkway HS, let alone teams in the NFL or NFC West. After Game 3 of the WS the Joke was the Cardinals scored as many points in Game 3 as the Rams did in the highest score they have had all year. AJ Feeley had to fill in for Sam Bradford, who was out from a high ankle sprain that he couldn't fight thru. Rob Ryan's D, held off SJax. Jason Smith was taken to the Hospital. DeMarco Murray broke Emmett Smith's rushing Record. Dez Bryant had a good day. The only positive highlight for St. Louis was Lance Berkman winning the Coin Toss.

Packers 33 Vikings 27- They may have lost, but Christian Ponder looked good, solid at QB. They just decided to give Aaron Rodgers the football back at the end instead of going on 4th down. But you can't stop Aaron Rodgers. Not even Tom Brady can stop Aaron Rodgers.

Colts 7 Saints 62- Okay the Colts Miss Peyton Manning. But this was ouch. Big Ouch. Drew Brees had 5 TD in this game. Brees passed for 325, the Saints ran for 236. Doom was brought down on Indy, pure doom. Pure Doom's next stop will be at the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis, thousands of good tickets widely avaliable for discount prices, come see them soon!

Monday

Ravens 7 Jaguars 12 Once again my prediction on this was wrong. But seriously Baltimore, JACKSONVILLE? Jacksonville beat you 12-7 and held you to one TD. Good for Blaine Gabbert and Jones-Drew, but One TD? Josh Scobee? Second MNF game where Winning team never scores a TD? And the One TD is to Anqion Boldon whom Nate needed to stop in another Fantasy league?



WEEK 7 IS DONE!! GOODNIGHT!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 25 October 2011 - 04:12 AM.

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UPSET SPECIAL!!! UPSET SPECIAL!!!

SAINTS 21 RAMS 31

Edited by Insurrection, 30 October 2011 - 08:32 PM.

[Illmatic]

Who dat? Apparently the Rams.

Rob Ryan, the all hype team just beat your ass. If you wanna talk iish, you had better back it up. But you didn't, you're all talk. You ain't your brother, and you ain't your daddy. So zip it you fat f***.

Edited by Illmatic, 31 October 2011 - 03:23 AM.

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WEEK EIGHT SCORES AND STORYLINES

HALLOWEEN EDITION



Cardinals 27 Baltimore 30- Baltimore was down by 21 in the first half. The Cardinals were rolling, the offense and Patrick Peterson was rolling. And then the game changed. The Cardinals imploded on defense against Ray Rice, Anqoin Boldin and Joe "Two Face" Flacco. And then the Ravens defense made the Cardinals offense disappear and Kevin Kolb turned back into a pumpkin. 8 minutes out Torey Smith the rookie WR misses the catch. 1 minute left, he makes it. The Ravens run out the clock and a FG led to the greatest comeback in Raven history. Also Kevin Kolb was in a walking boot after the game and may not play against the Rams.

Vikings 24 Panthers 21- Ponder v Newton, Thought v. Physicist....I'm being told they're actually rookie quarterbacks. Adrian Peterson scores two TDs and ran for 162 yards and catches . Jared Allen has 12.5 Sacks already. A crucial strip in this game. Newton goes 22/35 290 yards and 3 TD, but Ponder goes 18/28 with 236 and TD. Newton fumbles twice on blindside hits. But that wasn't the play of the game. It was that they lost on a missed FG at the buzzer to send the game to OT. Ow.

Jaguars 14 Texans 24 Aparently it was another close game at first, with Jacksonville holding their own trying to use the momentum from beating the Ravens on MNF. And then Arian Foster showed up running for 112 yards. Schaub then adapted. Gabbert had two INTs and a side of Bruised ribs.

Dolphins 17 Giants 20- Miami wanted to win. They wanted to win badly. Horribly, painfully and then they blew it again. Bush ran for 103 yds but no TDs. Matt Moore had a rush TD no passing. The Giants got 4 sacks on Miami's Final Two Drives!!! Eli Manning's (31/45 349 2TDs) 25 yard TD to Victor Cruz late in the 4th quarter took the lead. Corey Webster's INT sealed the game. Miami is still winless and Spirano is still there. Mostly because Bill Cowher declared he wasn't returning to coaching anytime soon. The moans of Miami's front office could be heard from as far north as New York.

Saints 21 Rams 31- Did I mention I'm had a great week. I go to H&E fantasy and say on smack talk,

"If the Saints somehow lose I'll be okay with it, but .099% chance of happening. Oh look the Cardinals are here."

3:22pm CST, Holy Crap that was awesome, magic from WS wore onto Rams. The Spagnolo Defense finally arrived, better late then never. Chris Long sacks Drew Brees 3 times. Robert Quinn sacks Brees and blocks a punt leading to a Brandon Lloyd TD. In all Brees would be sacked 6 Times.
The Saints on the other hand were SHUTOUT in the first half. THE RAMS SHUT THE SAINTS OUT IN THE FIRST HALF. Their first TD came on defense by Vilma after Feeley was sacked. That's the other thing they didn't lose to Sam Bradford, they LOST TO AJ FEELEY! Eventually Piere Thomas scored a TD and a last minute Moore TD left Brees' consecutive TD game streak intact, but this is a team that crushed the Manning-less Colts 62-7. They score 35 points on average and scored only 14 points on Offense.
For the Rams, Steven Jackson returns to healthy form, 159 yards and two TDs. They will not be 0-7 after the gauntlet of doom. Stewart's pick six was the first pick six for the Rams since Lenoard Little was on the team. The recievers are starting to catch the ball. Bradford will be back for Week 9. They may be 1-6, and this will be the longest thing I post, but they're movin' on up! I would say this couldn't get better but there are rumors they're going to bring back and keep the old Rams jersey. FINALLY!!!

Colts 10 Titans 27- Titans continue to make their push for the AFC South. The Colts continue to make their push to acquire Andrew Luck as the future/insurance! I should've played Washington because he scored twice. Hasselbeck continues to impress. Colts were down 20-0 by halftime. And Still, Chris Johnson is not rushing. Javon Ringer had the most rushing yards for Tennessee by nearly half. Johnson had 34 yards and looks more and more like a waste of good money. The Colts had more total yards but lost. 10 penalties for 66 yards. Painter was picked off twice. If they aren't bad, they're plain unlucky at the moment.

Redskins 0 Bills 23- We take another international game, this time to CANADA!!! Unfortunately, according to Rich Eisen, Washington did not get their offense thru customs. Which is to be expected when Santana Moss and Tim Hightower are gone. Fitzpatrick threw for two TDs and 262 yards. His counterpart John Beck however met the Bills Defense, being sacked 9 times. Fred Jackson had a day with 120 yards rushing and 74 recieving. This was the first shutout in Mike Shanahan's career as a head coach, ever. So apparently No One, Owns Both Sides of the Niagara, Like the Buffalo Bills!

Lions 45 Broncos 10 Tebow Haters +20- He wasn't on the ground because of his new self-started craze 'Tebowing' this time. The guy 'Tebowing' was Detroit Linebacker Stephen Tulloch after sacking him. The Lions sacked Tebow 7 times. His two turnovers were turned into Touchdowns. Matt Stafford with an injured ankle still threw 3 TDs. Including an amazing one to Titus Young which has to have John Fox steeming. He was not only wide open, he was the definition of uncovered. Tebow has been sacked 13 times in the 2 games since taking over for Orton. Fox is open to Brady Quinn now apparently. The Lions taunted the Broncos all day with 'Tebowing' to the Mile High Salute by TE Scheffler to Calvin Johnson. Cornerback Chris Houston had the 1 INT that led to a 100-yard TD. Sure I can rag on Tebow but the Lions are a much better football team and the Broncos are not. In fact overall team performance shows that they were horrible in helping Tebow in the process of his performance. I thought that the Rams O-line was bad, the Broncos matched up.

Patriots 17 Steelers 25- The Steelers just rolled. How? Chew the Clock, Big Ben was 36/50 for 365 yards and the Steelers D-fence held Tom Brady to under 200 yards. Each had 2 TDs. Brady fought back and the Patriots were within 6 with 2:35 remaining on the clock. But he was sacked and the ball ran into the Endzone eight yards for a safety. The Steelers controlled the clock and the game with it.

Bengals 34 Seahawks 12- Carrol tried to pull a fast one with Jackson being named starter and Whitehurst in the game. And then the now 5-2 Bengals, Andy Dalton threw 2 first half TDs. Brandon Tate had 56 yard return TD to seal the game. Pacman Jones is back, 63 yard return that put Dalton into scoring position. Whitehurst was knocked out. Dalton passes to Green. Jackson enters. Lynch scores in 4th 17-12. Jackson may have thrown for 323 yards but they didn't get the victory. And without Cedric Benson today the Bengals are now second in the AFC North. Holding the tiebreaker over the Ravens.

Browns 10 49ers 20- THE POWER OF HARBAUGH!!! Oh, wait...okay let me explain first. Frank Gore had 121 yards and TD, Crabtree had his first TD reception of the season. The 49ers are 6-1 for the 5 game win streak, first time since the glory days of Steve Young. No Peyton Hillis again and Hardesty is gone again leaving Cleveland without a RB corps. The 49er left tackle caught a ball for a first down. Alex Smith threw for 177 yards. Aldon Smith is the Rookie Sack leader. But when the NFC west looked in the thick of it last year. This year San Fransisco looks like the only team running away with the division. They're beating the good teams, what happens when they meet the Seahawks?

SUNDAY NIGHT GAME

Cowboys 7 Eagles 34 The NFC East has one team now above .500. And after the DeMarco Murray Show, Dallas followed it up by scoring 1 TD period. LeSean McCoy had a career night for 185 yards and also 2 TDs. Vick had two TDs. And the Eagles just led the game. 27-0 in the 3rd. Tony Romo had 203 yards and only 1 TD, 1 INT. Dez Bryant had 28 yards. Miles Austin had 27. The leading reciever was Laurent Robinson. Rob Ryan's Defense fell apart, including DeMarcus Ware who limped off the field. Simply put, the Eagles kicked the Cowboy's collective butts. They are the Notre Dame of the NFL, yeah they used to win all the time. They're traditions, commited to winning. Since when? Sure, they've been 88-88 from 2000-2010, including 2011 they're 91-92. Sure they've been better then some other teams that will remain nameless. But they've only won 2 playoff games since 1995 Superbowl season. Still Notre Dame is worse, but they aren't owned by Jerry Jones. Okay, personal hatred for Dallas Greater than Fightin' Irish.

MONDAY NIGHT HORROR SHOW

Chargers 20 Chiefs 23- Remember when I said the Chiefs were Dead? I was wrong. THEY'RE BACK FROM THE GRAAAAVE!!! AND IN FIRST PLACE FOR THE AFC WEST TOO!!! They did not trail in this game. San Diego though flat out blew it. With a nightmare moment no one wants, you're on the 15 yard line, 48 seconds away from a game winning Field Goal and you kitten up the snap!?! WTF? Winning in Overtime on a 30 yard field goal by Succop. Nick Novak was the most productive player for the San Diego offense. He replaced Nate Kaeding as the Kicker. Matt Casel had a TD pass to Jonathan Baldwin in the First Quarter, he had 261 yds, TD 2 INTs. Jackie Battle added another TD in the 4th, but San Diego scored a rushing TD. Rivers had 369 yards and 2 INT, but made the two point conversion to tie. The Game then made it into overtime and the Chiefs win. But THAT MUFFED SNAP cost the Chargers the game and who knows what else with it.

So the Theme of the Week



WEEK 8 IS OVER!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 02 November 2011 - 05:49 AM.

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TJ Houshmandzadeh signs with Oakland.

[chouzu_tao]

TJ Houshmandzadeh signs with Oakland.

Palmer influence? Am I the only one who didn't see the Saint's loss as that huge of a surprise? I know they had injuries to deal with last year, but they lost a bunch of games they should've won. This team is secretly inconsistent. It's hidden mostly because it has a bunch of weapons. They can light up the scoreboard, but because of the defense it seems like most of their games are usually closer (not including the colts game) than they should be, considering the talent.

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WEEK 9 SCOREBOARD

Jets 27 Buffalo 11- No one circles the wagons like the....AIR RAID!!!!! Oh god they took out the wagons! They. Took. Out. The Wagons!!! Curse you Rex Ryan and your defense!

Seahawks 11 Cowboys 23- You knew the result, but you never knew they were both tied at 6-6 at the opening of the 2nd half. Apparently Laurent Robinson is a revelation for Romo, funny because he used to suck with the Rams in the NFC West, oh wait I forgot, everyone but the 9ers suck there. Seahawks only had Lynch.

Browns 12 Texans 20- Is it safe to say Schaub will rush for a TD like his RBs? And Peyton Hillis has the Madden Curse bad?

Falcons 31 Colts 7- Julio Jones had 3 catches over 100 yards and 3 TDs. Indy...scored 7. 7 more games and they'll still be in line for Luck.

Dolphins 31 Chiefs 3- Haha, beatdown. Wait...Miami? No! You're supposed to Suck for Luck! You're doing it wrong! God you suck at everything!

Bucs 16 Saints 24- After losing to the Rams and having to face the rival Tampa, who stopped the run last time they faced each other, New Orleans was out for blood. The Saints ran wild this time. Drew Brees has tied Favre for 2nd most consecutive TD games.

49ers 19 Redskins 11- The Niners are 2 wins in 2 weeks away from having a playoff berth, the treads have fallen off for the 'Skins who have gone from 3-0 to 3-5. Alex Smith is the best QB in his division. BEHOLD!!! THE POWER OF HARBAUGH!!!

Broncos 38 Raiders 24- Tebow Lovers +10/ Well, he didn't suck. Tebow ran over 100 yards, 2 TDs, but the damage was done by McGahee and Royal with long run TDs. Also Carson Palmer apparently was off for so long he forgot you throw to the guys in Black, not white and orange. Would anyone like to help me institute a gag order on ESPN First Take? Hate that show. Reasons to Destroy First Take +90

Bengals 24 Titans 17- Andy Dalton had 3 TDs. And the Bengals are in first in the AFC North. The Bengals!!! Chris Johnson finally arrived with 100+ yards so of course the Titans blow their halftime 17-7 lead.

Rams 13 Cardinals 19 Patrick Peterson runs for 99 yards in OT for a TD and the Cardinals are 2-6! And No One on the Rams coaching staff has been fired? No one. The O-line coach? The Special Teams Coach? The Head Coach? The GM who has a 11-45 record in 4 years? No one? I could understand the Fitzgerald TD, but not Ike Skelton who was taken down for 2 safeties. Bradford looks like the new Old Alex Smith, a bad call in the 4th Quarter on 4th and 2. Then that god awful 15 minute officiating for 1 call. At the end of the day it's the 6-7 Blues Hockey Team that fire their Head Coach!?! I miss you already Baseball!!!!

Giants 24 Patriots 20- The Rematch of 2007. Anyone remember when Eli Manning said he thought he was an elite quarterback? We laughed, we cried...from laughing. But that final game winning TD drive, and the complete beating of Tom Brady, my god Eli's leading the Giants through the East, having his best year. He's at this moment Elite! God Help Us.

Packers 45 Chargers 38- Yes, it was a shootout. Yes Aaron Rodgers is awesome. Yes the Packers won the Game. Yes they're 8-0. And the 2 INT TDS off Rivers are what I rememeber thinking, yeah Packers might repeat.

SUNDAY NIGHT TRENCH WAR

Ravens 23 Steelers 20- The night was wrechted and the Defense tired. All come down to the wire. With the Steelers Curtain pushing toward him, Flacco thrust upon him, Smith pushed through the door. Pittsburgh with Roethlisberger could not be swept before. And When Smith's TD hit the floor quothe the Raven Flacco "Nevermore". But more realistically Ed Reed screamed, Harbaugh declined the Pass Interference Call for Smith's TD and got drenched in Gatorade. Then Ray Lewis probably danced. The Ravens have swept the season series against the Steelers with Flacco's drive. Now they both must take on the true juggernaut of their division, THE BENGALS!!!

MONDAY NIGHT SACK JAMBOREE? NOPE

Bears 30 Eagles 24- Jay Cutler told Vick to stay healthy. The Bears went up by 10 before being down 7 at the half. Then they rallied, but Forte had a couple of crucial fumbles. The Eagles though made the crucial mistakes, Jackson fumble and the slip up by Maclin before getting across for the first down that would make or break the game. Now they're 3-5 like the Redskins. Da Bears? 5-3 and a date with Detroit at their house. Cutler looked good, Forte needs better hands but overall the Bears Offense was rolling. What happened to DeSean Jackson though?

Edited by Insurrection, 08 November 2011 - 04:59 AM.

[JoHamSandwich]

49ers 19 Redskins 11- The Niners are 2 wins in 2 weeks away from having a playoff berth, the treads have fallen off for the 'Skins who have gone from 3-0 to 3-5. Alex Smith is the best QB in his division. BEHOLD!!! THE POWER OF HARBAUGH!!!

Broncos 38 Raiders 24- Tebow Lovers +10/ Well, he didn't suck. Tebow ran over 100 yards, 2 TDs, but the damage was done by McGahee and Royal with long run TDs. Also Carson Palmer apparently was off for so long he forgot you throw to the guys in Black, not white and orange. Would anyone like to help me institute a gag order on ESPN First Take? Hate that show. Reasons to Destroy First Take +90

Great day to be a niners fan. Thank you Tim Tebow for beating the Raiders.

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WEEK 10 SCORES-STORYLINES 4 DAYS EARLY FOR NFL MARKETING

THURSDAY NIGHT WHATTHEHELL?THERE'SFOOTBALLONTHURSDAYSNOW/STILL!?!

Raiders 24 Chargers 17- Hey everybody! Guess what? Apparently the NFL wants to take over EVERYTHING, that starts with Thursday. Michael Bush is a beast, inhuman in comparison to the Charger O-line that's offically out of charge. He had more yardage then the entire SD offense in the first half COMBINED. They were collapsing, literally onto the ground. Carson Palmer is Back, Denarius Moore is a draft steal; so is Vincent Brown, but he had one crazy call. MICHAEL BUSH. MICHAEL BUSH!!! And Carson Palmer. MICHAEL BUSH!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 11 November 2011 - 04:57 AM.

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WEEK 10 SCORES-STORYLINES WALL

ATTENTION: I Want to Try Something New. If you want to comment on a specific game or review. PM it to me and I'll add it to the Storyline Wall.

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY

Saints 26 Falcons 23 In OT- Oh What a Game. The Matchup was everything we could hope for. The Falcons were down 4 1/2 minutes by 10. Then they rally and tie. It's in the minutes of overtime the Falcons decide to go for it on their own 29. Michael Turner was stuffed. Saints score the FG and they now control the NFC South.

Titans 30 Panthers 3- Titans are struggling and have to face Rookie of the Year/Unless the Red Rifle says otherwise, Cam Newton. Good News you get Chris Johnson back! Panthers, Bad News, Chris Johnson is back! Steve Smith had 33 yards as the Panthers were feelin' the pain. Chris Johnson Day.

Steelers 24 Bengals 17- Bengals had some fight in them, AJ Green umps over Head and Shoulders for a TD. And he's on the ground? Wait, no! He's on my fantasy team, he can't leave! Steelers are back? NOOOOOOO!!!!

Rams 13 Browns 12- Why did they trade Brandon Llyod? That's a steal, that one handed catch had me seeing a recieving corps. And in this game is like finding water in Death Valley. Then Browns are in position to kick game winning FG and they MUFFED THE SNAP! Finally It's Not Us! IT'S NOT US!!!

Bills 7 Cowboys 44 My Stomach -50 Ugh, Buffalo. Ugh. Last week their wagons were destroyed by Jets and now they've been branded by a bunch of Cowboys. Except that David Nelson guy, finding his girlfriend the Cowboy Cheerleader after scoring we 'awwwwed'. Robinson you're dead to me.

Jaquars 17 Colts 3- You know who's worse then Curtis Painter? Dan Orlovsky. Blaine Gabbert broke 3-3 tie with a touchdown, then the only guy on offense for either team scored in Jones-Drew. Colts look to go 0-16 replacing Painter with Orlovsky, you know the last QB to play on a 0-16 team? Dan Orlovsky.

Broncos 17 Chiefs 10 Tebow Lovers +5/Haters +15, Cheifs Run Defense -200- How the hell do you only allow 2 completed passes, your opponent loses both leading RBs and STILL LOSE? Tebow was 2-8. 1 was a 56 yd TD. Other then that they RAN EVERYTHING. How? How do you lose 17-10? Tebow's Passer Rating was 102.6!?!

Redskins 6 Dolphins 20- I guess someone had to win this game. Matt Moore or Rex Grossman? Answer: Reggie Bush. Don't these teams want Andrew Luck at all? Or is this the Suck for Matt Barkley Campaign now?

Cardinals 21 Eagles 17 Andy Reed's Job Security 30% Positive- Kevin Kolb's NFC West leading Big Red return to Philly. He'll face off against the NFC East leading Juggernaut powering its way to the Superbowl. Oh wait, I'm sorry that was August. Philly will crush Skelton. Wait that was Tuesday. John Skelton beat the Eagles? Someone's out of a job.

Texans 37 Buccaneers 9- Best Kept Secret in Football, the Houston Texans. Schaub had 2 TDs. All the Running Backs scored a TD and Jacoby Jones scored an 80 yrd TD. Meanwhile, the NFL's top-ranked defense had four sacks, three interceptions and recovered a fumble. NEXT!

Giants 20 49ers 27- Wow, this is the match of the best in the East v West. The 49ers hold on for the Win, they are 8-1. Alex Smith looks a like a Quarterback and I'll declare it now, I'm Calling it! Your NFC West Champion San Fransisco 49ers. BEHOLD!!! THE POWER OF (JIM) HARBAUGH!!!

Ravens 17 Seahawks 22- Looks like the infamous 12th man has struck again. I honestly thought after the Dixson TD that Flacco would lead his team to a comeback and dignity. However Marshawn Lynch said 'Nope'. He rushed for 2 First Downs at and under the 2 minute warning to secure the win. John's not Jim I guess.

Lions 13 Bears 37- Is Devon Hester a Hall of Famer? Let's ignore the numerous brawls between Cutler and Suh/Fairley or Stafford and DJ Moore. The two pick 6s by Stafford out of the 4 INTs he had. Or how the Bears just absolutely killed the Lions. Which would be interesting for a NAtGeo episode, But Hester now has 12 return TDs, most all time. Is he Canton bound at this rate?

SUNDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN

Patriots 37 Jets 16 Number Of Times I Take Rob Gronkowski out of my Fantasy Lineup: NEVER- I don't like New England, they beat my team in the Superbowl to become the dynasty and their Baseball team ended their 86 year old curse against mine. But for all intensive purposes I'm required to say YOU CANNOT BEAT GRONKOWSKI, YOU CANNOT BEAT ROB GRONKOWSKI

MONDAY NIGHT MASSACRE

Vikings 7 Packers 45- There's no way I can say anything other then if the Bears can't stop the Pack, then no one is going to stop the Pack. So many touchdowns, Rodgers 4 games from tying a record with Peyton Manning for a streak of a 100+ passer rating in straight games (13). Matt Flynn entered and scored even more. So I'm going to find a way to express this game between the 9-0 Packers and 2-7 Vikings.

FROM THE BEGINNING YOU KNOW THE END



Let's just hope the NFL can find their Master Chief.

Edited by Insurrection, 15 November 2011 - 07:09 AM.

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Adding to the misery of DeSean Jackson and the Eagles. The man is apparently broke.

http://www.msnbc.msn...291107#45290693

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TRUCE FOR THE WOUNDED AND DYING (ALSO KNOWN AS INJURY NEWS)

Matt Cassel was spotted with a cast on his right hand. "Significant" Injury That Requires Surgery Might End His Season

Matt Schaub has a "significant" foot injury that has sidelined him for a game. REPORT: SOURCE ADAM SCHEFTER ESPN: INJURY WILL KNOCK OUT SCHAUB FOR THE YEAR

Knowshon Moreno Out For Year

Peyton Hillis, Still Out.

Rex Ryan apologizes for cussing out fan.

Michael Vick Has Broken Ribs, CB Rodgers-Cromartie has High Ankle Sprain, T King Dunlap suffers Concussion, Jeremy Maclin suffers AC Joint Injury to Shoulder also hurts hamstring. DeSean Jackson suffering financial woes suspected of affecting his play. THE EAGLE HAS CRASHED; I REPEAT, THE EAGLE HAS CRASHED!

Rams Lose TE Mike Hoomanawanui, CB Al Davis to ACLs. Out Rest of Season. LT Rodger Saffold suffers concussion It wouldn't be the Rams without unsustainable injuries!

Sidney Rice suffers mild concusison, Baldwin also has concussion

Patriots lose Devon McCourty

McFadden sits out of Raiders Practice

Edited by Insurrection, 15 November 2011 - 12:26 AM.

[chouzu_tao]

TRUCE FOR THE WOUNDED AND DYING (ALSO KNOWN AS INJURY NEWS)

Matt Cassel was spotted with a cast on his right hand. "Significant" Injury That Requires Surgery Might End His Season

Matt Schaub has a "significant" foot injury that has sidelined him for a game. REPORT: SOURCE ADAM SCHEFTER ESPN: INJURY WILL KNOCK OUT SCHAUB FOR THE YEAR

Knowshon Moreno Out For Year

Peyton Hillis, Still Out.

Rex Ryan apologizes for cussing out fan.

Michael Vick Has Broken Ribs, CB Rodgers-Cromartie has High Ankle Sprain, T King Dunlap suffers Concussion, Jeremy Maclin suffers AC Joint Injury to Shoulder also hurts hamstring. DeSean Jackson suffering financial woes suspected of affecting his play. THE EAGLE HAS CRASHED; I REPEAT, THE EAGLE HAS CRASHED!

Rams Lose TE Mike Hoomanawanui, CB Al Davis to ACLs. Out Rest of Season. LT Rodger Saffold suffers concussion It wouldn't be the Rams without unsustainable injuries!

Sidney Rice suffers mild concusison, Baldwin also has concussion

Patriots lose Devon McCourty

McFadden sits out of Raiders Practice

Yikes, were these guys secretly placed on the Madden 12 cover?

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THURSDAY NIGHT TE-BALL

Jets 13 Broncos 17- I can't believe it. I'm not even going to make a joke about Tebow Haters or Lovers this time. My opinion was slightly tilted negative, I thougt he was unorthodox, but that final TD drive in the fourth quarter where he broke through with a 95 yard drive that ended with a rush TD that broke the blitz and the Ryan Defense. The Broncos are 5-5 that's Second Place in the wacko AFC West, where Carson Palmer Rules and Phillip Rivers mediocre. That under-1 Sack by Von Miller sold me. He's not my favorite, but TEBOW TIME HAS ARRIVED IN THE NFL. THE BRONCOS ARE BACK (FOR NOW). What happened to the Jets?

Edited by Insurrection, 18 November 2011 - 04:46 AM.

[Mik3]

THE MIRACLE LETDOWN IN THE MEADOWLANDS!!!

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WEEK 11 SCORES AND RECAP

Bengals 24 Ravens 31- It's ups and downs with the Ravens. They've possibly lost Ray Lewis for longer then this game. The offense under Ray Rice and Two-Face Flacco and the defense introduced themselves to the new look Bengals. Or did the Bengals introduce themselves to the Ravens?

Jaquars 10 Browns 14- Was this a battle between terrible color schemes or football teams? Jones-Drew were established but the Browns won. Somebody had to I guess.

Panthers 35 Lions 49- BEHOLD, The Shootout of the Year! 5 touchdowns and 2 INT by Stafford but the late 4th drive proved that the Lion is mightier then the Panther, also Cam Newton. That was crazy.

Buccaneers 26 Packers 35- Weakness is defense, execute attack with LaGarrrette Blount, even if you do so. You will not stop Aaron Rodgers. No one can stop Aaron Rodgers. Currently 10-0, but Freeman kept their opponent in the game, but no one can stop Rodgers.

Buffalo 8 Dolphins 35- I feel like the Bills are the Wagon in the video game Oregon Trail right now, do one thing wrong and you get hurt. Go in open field, your wagon was bombed by Jets, Wander into the Desert, your party is raided by Cowboys. Your raft hit a rock, Dolphins eat you alive.

Raiders 27 Vikings 21- Raiders now are 6-4 and breaking away from the pack in the AFC West (finally a leader, for now). The Vikings under Ponder put up a late rally that later failed, it would've helped to have Peterson, but he hurt his ankle and had to leave the game.

Cowboys 27 Redskins 24 Hatred for dem Cowboys +20,000 Down to the wire and Grossman fires to Stalworth to lead them into overtime. They win the toss and are position to kick with Ga-NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! He missed it Again! He did that last year!!!

Cardinals 7 49ers 23 The NFC West Champs held the Red to no rushing TD, the 10th straight game they've held a team to no rush TDs. Smith turned in another good day. Skelton was bad. The 9ers go into Thanksgiving to face the Ravens. BEHOLD!! THE BATTLE OF HARBAUGHS!!!!

SeaChickens 24 Rams 7- I'm mad again. How to get your team more F-ed up? Lose your Offensive line, lose your secondary, your running game is at full speed. You play only 4 good teams out of 8 games, you should beat the Seahawks. I'm sorry, you should and you didn't. This was pathetic. Forget coaching, the Rams need the National Guard. The only person can pull off the purge at the end of the season is Joseph Stalin.

Titans 17 Falcons 23- The Atlanta Falcons are rolling and Hasselbeck was trying his best, until he gets hurt. The Titans then turn to Jake Locker to lead them. He does a decent job keeping them in the Game, but your playin' Matty Ice and the Falcons. And they won't go away.

Chargers 20 Bears 31- You'd think this would end as it would. The Chargers are now below .500 and are quickly getting out of the race to the playoffs of which they were a Super Bowl Contender and the Bears were on their way. Then word comes Cutler has a broken thumb and requires surgery. And another one bites the dust.

Sunday Night-


Eagles 17 Giants 10 The Eagles are without Maclin, Vick, many of their playmakers, the season looks to be going down the tubes. Then they beat the NY Giants with a 4th quarter drive by Young, then a turnover (fumble) credited to Babin and then an ending 60 yard Run by McCoy. Unless The Eagles win 10-12 straight Reed's probably stuck without a job though.

Edited by Insurrection, 21 November 2011 - 05:33 PM.

[Mik3]

Babin actually forced the fumble AFTER the Eagles scored.



If the eagles win at least two more games, he wont get fired. Lurie will blame the losses on the lockout etc and Reid will get another shot. I know how it works. 3-1 against the division but 4-6. Its frustrating kitten. But at least the pats game means something. Though I know the defense will suck again, and we will lose.