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#13201 FireFox

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:30 AM

Just go ahead and fall. Don't prolong the agony. Fall or dive that's the only option. :chuckle:

Or I take you with me and use you as a mattress  :zaru: .

I checked my phone and realized I had a reason to leave  :lulz:

But, you know what? I better go home and THEN I'll be REALLY back. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Ews. There is no one else to take her to the concert??
I'm a bit hungry  :umm:

GIMME FOOD :argh:

LAZY ASS !!!  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :argh: .  

 

OK  Then hurry back XD .

 

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:31 AM

Oh excuse me I forgot :wacko:  But Its basically the same kitten so you know   :zaru: . 

 

Ha! How do you know that the poop is not gonna be in that bottle :fu:  .

 

Don't worry I'll use gloves :zaru: and the poop is from an Giant Eagle one  who I've feed with lots of Peaches so there you go :zaru:  .    

 

Oh excuse me I forgot too :facepalm:

 

That's not gonna be the same since my shampoo is a local one. It's from my country so no, try harder :hehehe:

 

That's why I only approve civer cat's poop. They can be tasty and so very expensive  :th_yeah:


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:36 AM

 

Oh excuse me I forgot too :facepalm:

 

That's not gonna be the same since my shampoo is a local one. It's from my country so no, try harder :hehehe:

 

That's why I only approve civer cat's poop. They can be tasty and so very expensive  :th_yeah:

No worries it happens to all of us bc of its retcon powers Ua0ykl4.gif.

 

Ha!!! I'll ship it to the place you do get that Shampoo so you'll still get it  :th_yeah: .

 

:wot:  What you'll eat those and bath with it !?!?!?!?!?!?!   :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:36 AM

I checked my phone and realized I had a reason to leave  :lulz:
But, you know what? I better go home and THEN I'll be REALLY back. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Ews. There is no one else to take her to the concert??
I'm a bit hungry  :umm:
GIMME FOOD :argh:


Her Dad can take her. But nooooooo. She asked me with those cute eyes. I am completely at her mercy. Now I needto find a legit excuse to ran away.

Here. Have some doughnuts. Glaze doughnuts.

Or I take you with me and use you as a mattress  :zaru: .


I'll die. You're too heavy. :argh: :argh:

That's why I only approve civer cat's poop. They can be tasty and so very expensive  :th_yeah:


They eat poop?!:wot:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:39 AM

Her Dad can take her. But nooooooo. She asked me with those cute eyes. I am completely at her mercy. Now I needto find a legit excuse to ran away.

Here. Have some doughnuts. Glaze doughnuts.


I'll die. You're too heavy. :argh: :argh:

They eat poop?! :wot:

How dare you I lost 20 kg few months ago and I'm 70 kg now  :angry: Tg93_PTs.gif .


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:41 AM

How dare you I lost 20 kg few months ago and I'm 70 kg now  :angry: Tg93_PTs.gif .


Still heavy. I'm only 51 kgs. :argh:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:43 AM

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Have you ever heard about kopi luwak? It's the most expensive coffee in the world. The coffee bean is from the coffee bean that has been eaten by luwak. :wub:


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:44 AM

How dare you I lost 20 kg few months ago and I'm 70 kg now  :angry: Tg93_PTs.gif .

 

You were plump? How much was your weight? How did you lose 20 kg? :wibble:


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:47 AM

Still heavy. I'm only 51 kgs. :argh:

You'll survive we'll pump you up with air and give you some helium for your screaming !!!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 

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Have you ever heard about kopi luwak? It's the most expensive coffee in the world. The coffee bean is from the coffee bean that has been eaten by luwak. :wub:

I didn't know that kitten can be that expensive  :argh:  :argh:  :argh:  . But then I look at Hinata Shippuden and Meh !!! this world is to much :cry:.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:47 AM

@NFFU @Rabbit
Have you ever heard about kopi luwak? It's the most expensive coffee in the world. The coffee bean is from the coffee bean that has been eaten by luwak. :wub:


I haven't heard of it. But. This might be rude. I still won't drink a coffee made of poop even though it's expensive.

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:50 AM

You'll survive we'll pump you up with air and give you some helium for your screaming !!!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
 


I'm going to pump you with nitrogen, sulfur and poop. :hm:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:52 AM

 

You were plump? How much was your weight? How did you lose 20 kg? :wibble:

Not really I only had a bit of a bigger belly not to much though :umm: 

 

As for weight LOL XD  . I thought you love math the answer was right there  70 + 20 =......!?!?!? :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: .

 

I was on diet eating vegetables/fruits and lots of soup no greasy stuff  no alcohol  :cry: and riding a bike occasionally  :excited: .


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 12:56 AM

I'm going to pump you with nitrogen, sulfur and poop. :hm:

Plagiator stop stealing my ideas :hm:  :down: .  

 

But I'll take the Nitrogen that way when I fart I'll make explosions and destroy you and and the pit of kitten  :zaru:   :chuckle: .


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:04 AM

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I forgot to say.. civer cat who eats coffee bean will poop it full. The poop is the bean that's covered in poop(?). Before it becomes powder, the poop bean is cleaned first many times. Then they will make it as powder to be consumed. So it's safe to be consumed. Don't worry.


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:08 AM

Not really I only had a bit of a bigger belly not to much though :umm:

 

As for weight LOL XD  . I thought you love math the answer was right there  70 + 20 =......!?!?!? :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: .

 

I was on diet eating vegetables/fruits and lots of soup no greasy stuff  no alcohol  :cry: and riding a bike occasionally  :excited: .

 

Round belly meeeeans.. comfortable pillow  :wibble:

 

I'm in the middle of thinking about my assignments so sorry for now paying attention :hm:

 

That's good. I want to eat non-oily foods but mother will say that I'm a picky person. I will do it when I live separately with her  :yes:

 

*glancing to my bike* That bike only stands on its own, collecting dust  :cry:


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:14 AM

@NFFU @Rabbit

I forgot to say.. civer cat who eats coffee bean will poop it full. The poop is the bean that's covered in poop(?). Before it becomes powder, the poop bean is cleaned first many times. Then they will make it as powder to be consumed. So it's safe to be consumed. Don't worry.

kitten No !!!! I still ain't trying that kitten :sick:  once a kitten always a kitten no matter how many times you wash it sbAbnKz.gif.

 

Round belly meeeeans.. comfortable pillow   :wibble:

 

I'm in the middle of thinking about my assignments so sorry for now paying attention :hm:

 

That's good. I want to eat non-oily foods but mother will say that I'm a picky person. I will do it when I live separately with her  :yes:

 

*glancing to my bike* That bike only stands on its own, collecting dust  :cry:

Hahahahaha !!! Yes it does indeed   :pimp:  :chuckle:  :excited: .

 

LOLOLOLOL !!! You lie you just suck at math to  :chuckle: .

 

Shame on you You're mother is right oily is good most of the time  :hm: .

My got broken so many times but I always fix it XD . Get you're bike out of there clean it and take it for a spin  :hm: .


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:20 AM

Plagiator stop stealing my ideas :hm:  :down: .  
 
But I'll take the Nitrogen that way when I fart I'll make explosions and destroy you and and the pit of kitten  :zaru:   :chuckle: .


You'll die all by yourself with your pit. :hm:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:23 AM

 
*glancing to my bike* That bike only stands on its own, collecting dust  :cry:


I don't have any bicycle since I don't know how to ride one. :cry:

@NFFU @Rabbit
I forgot to say.. civer cat who eats coffee bean will poop it full. The poop is the bean that's covered in poop(?). Before it becomes powder, the poop bean is cleaned first many times. Then they will make it as powder to be consumed. So it's safe to be consumed. Don't worry.


Still it's poop. And poop can't be eaten. :argh:

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:30 AM

You'll die all by yourself with your pit. :hm:

Hahahaha !!! I just prove it to you that I wont admit it you lose eitherway !!!  :chuckle:  :excited: .


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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:36 AM

kitten No !!!! I still ain't trying that kitten :sick:  once a kitten always a kitten no matter how many times you wash it sbAbnKz.gif.

Hahahahaha !!! Yes it does indeed   :pimp:  :chuckle:  :excited: .

 

LOLOLOLOL !!! You lie you just suck at math to  :chuckle: .

 

Shame on you You're mother is right oily is good most of the time  :hm: .

My got broken so many times but I always fix it XD . Get you're bike out of there clean it and take it for a spin  :hm: .

 

Why don't you come here? I'm sleepy. I need comfortable pillow :hehehe:

 

And no! I'm just bored being advanced in math :hehehe:

 

The only reason I wont drink kopi luwak is because it's expensive  :umm:

 

Anyway, from The Bucket List (ps. I haven't watch the movie)

 


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