Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:27 AM
Yup.. and remember if they don't bleed it ain't love, don't be afraid if she almost dies! Kishimoto has taught us all! Women who dare to leave their first crush is nothing but a slut!
Don't forget to constantly insult her, and if she ever hands you food on a plate throw it back in her face. That's love.
Sasuke was only pretending to try to kill her. And throwing that plate of food in her face was just a sign of his affection. That's an important lesson for all us guys to remember.
Missing-nin
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:33 AM
Sasuke was only pretending to try to kill her. And throwing that plate of food in her face was just a sign of his affection. That's an important lesson for all us guys to remember.
Remember insults, insults, insults.That's the key. Never let her think you care EVER. If she ain't crying every night over you, your doing something wrong. Tame her control her mind, run her life, cut her off from every aspect of her existence until she is begging you to abandon her former life just to hang around you. Then you got her. She's your property. Slap her a few more times, then begrudgingly flick her forehead. That's love man.
Kishimoto would be proud.
Oh and of course after you have her make sure she's cleaning your house, and only visit her from time to time. Don't let her get a job, that would mean she has connections beyond you, you can't have that. Make it an event every time you show up, so like once ever three months... tops. Make sure she goes to sleep every night crying. That's the way the coolest guys ever do it.
♣Yorozuya Member♣
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:35 AM
Only NH and Hinata fans are defending this plot. The majority of the rest are unhappy.
Movie success also depends on longevity- how many days/weeks it'll run in theaters. Okay, So the first week may be a hit because of the pre-ordered tickets. But if the ones who saw the movie don't give good reviews to people around them, the hype will die down and so will the movie.
ForneverWorld and Sawyer will be on the frontlines of the western anime community defending this movie for their Hinata-chan.
Not just those two. I never realized how many rants we've lately received from people on youtube. It's just ridiculous. Sometimes I'm thinking to myself: " Are you guys high? Do you guys even know what you guys are even talking about?"
The neutral ones don't bother defending this sh*tty movie and leave us alone.
G . I . N . T . A . M .A
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:36 AM
Remember insults, insults, insults.That's the key. Never let her think you care EVER. If she ain't crying every night over you, your doing something wrong. Tame her control her mind, run her life, cut her off from every aspect of her existence until she is begging you to abandon her former life just to hang around you. Then you got her. She's your property. Slap her a few more times, then begrudgingly flick her forehead. That's love man.
Kishimoto would be proud.
Oh and of course after you have her make sure she's cleaning your house, and only visit her from time to time. Don't let her get a job, that would mean she has connections beyond you, you can't have that. Make it an event every time you show up, so like once ever three months... tops. Make sure she goes to sleep every night crying. That's the way the coolest guys ever do it.
Woah I know Sasuke is pretty cool here, but I don't think he's on the levels of the coolest guy. He got the girl of his dreams through a much more radical approach but it worked too. Everyone should look up to him too, he's a role model for us all.
Minato's kidnapper >:D
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:37 AM
I really hope that Hamura power up is temporary, cause it's already kitten that she's even allowed one. Many complained about NaruSasu's power up, but that looks justified, compared to Hinata getting one.
In all honesty, I'm over the ending, but the fact that Hinata not only gets handed Naruto, but some power boost, is where my kitten meter can't take it.
God, I hope people tear this movie to shreds. Even if it doesn't flop, it can still be strongly criticized for it's rehashed plot, character assassination, and clear wish fulfillment on SP's side. 
He's mine, don't touch.
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:39 AM
I really hope that Hamura power up is temporary, cause it's already kitten that she's even allowed one. Many complained about NaruSasu's power up, but that looks justified, compared to Hinata getting one.
In all honesty, I'm over the ending, but the fact that Hinata not only gets handed Naruto, but some power boost, is where my bullsh** meter can't take it.
God, I hope people tear this movie to shreds. Even if it doesn't flop, it can still be strongly criticized for it's rehashed plot, character assassination, and clear wish fulfillment on SP's side.
Honestly, after finding out the truth of Naruto's intentions it really destroys NaruSaku for me. It turns out he wasn't such a nice guy after all, and Sakura was right when she said that he interferes with her love life. Hinata can have Naruto, he's just a jerk now anyway.
Elite Jounin
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:41 AM
Woah I know Sasuke is pretty cool here, but I don't think he's on the levels of the coolest guy. He got the girl of his dreams through a much more radical approach but it worked too. Everyone should look up to him too, he's a role model for us all.
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:43 AM
I don't get it?
Elite Jounin
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:45 AM
I don't get it?
Sasuke's expression after he hears - " Sakura is the girl of Sasuke's dreams " 
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:46 AM
Sasuke's expression after he hears - " Sakura is the girl of Sasuke's dreams "
Oh no I was talking about Obito there, you know the coolest guy? 
Edited by RedFaction, 02 December 2014 - 07:46 AM.
Missing-nin
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:48 AM
An Rin.... the... the... dead girl he likes! Yeah!
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:49 AM
An Rin.... the... the... dead girl he likes! Yeah!
If a girl you like dies, start a war over her and you will be a hero!
Edited by RedFaction, 02 December 2014 - 07:49 AM.
Elite Jounin
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:49 AM
Oh no I was talking about Obito there, you know the coolest guy?
Oh damn. My mistake !
'No matter what I do, I guess Happiness is a feeling that I'll never experience'
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:50 AM
It's alright I'm sure this movie will try to retcon that Sakura was Sasuke's dream girl anyway!
Solo Leveler
Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:58 AM
How much you guys want to bet that Chapter 700 is no where related to the movie. Just a smokescreen. NS,SK and LH are already canon.
"My name is Sung Ji-woo. Some called me the Assassin of Death. A Necromancer Deity... My journey has been nothing but walking over a mountain of corpses. My legion of the dead reigns supreme. None shall block my way or... face the wrath of my blades!" --Solo Leveling.
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 08:00 AM
How much you guys want to bet that Chapter 700 is no where related to the movie. Just a smokescreen. NS,SK and LH are already canon.
Honestly, only in fanfiction.
Edited by RedFaction, 02 December 2014 - 08:00 AM.
Solo Leveler
Posted 02 December 2014 - 08:02 AM
Honestly, only in fanfiction.
The movie is fanfiction 
"My name is Sung Ji-woo. Some called me the Assassin of Death. A Necromancer Deity... My journey has been nothing but walking over a mountain of corpses. My legion of the dead reigns supreme. None shall block my way or... face the wrath of my blades!" --Solo Leveling.
Missing-nin
Posted 02 December 2014 - 08:02 AM
It's alright I'm sure this movie will try to retcon that Sakura was Sasuke's dream girl anyway!
Dream girl? I hear we are getting a flashback where Sasuke asks Sakura to marry him when they are 9, and she accepts. We then learn that Naruto this whole time was just a home wrecker, until Sasuke returns to claim his property from the evil Naruto!!! Sasuke in his wisdom though instead of punishing Naruto helps him get the girl he's had a crush on his entire life... a woman named Hinata!
Not really, but honestly would it shock you that much if it was in there the way this bs is going? 
Edited by Tiller, 02 December 2014 - 08:04 AM.
Elite Teacher
Posted 02 December 2014 - 08:03 AM
Legendary Pirate
Posted 02 December 2014 - 08:05 AM
Dream girl? I hear we are getting a flashback where Sasuke asks Sakura to marry him when they are 9, and she accepts. We then learn that Naruto this whole time was just a home wrecker, until Sasuke returns to claim his property from the evil Naruto!!! Sasuke in his wisdom though instead of punishing Naruto helps him get the girl he's had a crush on his entire life... a woman named Hinata!
Not really, but honestly would it shock you that much if it was in there the way this bs is going?
I'd much prefer Naruto be with Ayame at this point. I sense a lot more chemistry between those two, and it'd be easier to explain their off-panel development because I'm sure he spent a lot of time at the ramen shop. That pairing has way more to it than NH does .
Edited by RedFaction, 02 December 2014 - 08:06 AM.
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