Sai: I would like to know love. Surely you love Hinata (apparently), right?
Naruto: Of course! I mean she looks great. And...well you know. And there's that...I mean...And then...I mean right?
Sai: ......
Funny but here's a continuation:
Sai: ..... I see.
Naruto: Oh and I forgot she has big boobs. Guys like big boobs right?
Sai: Why are you asking me?
Naruto: Because I have no clue why I like her.
Sai: So why do you like love her?
Naruto: ..... because..... because....
Sai: Because?
Naruto: Oh who the hell am I kidding here. I don't love her at all, I've always been in love with Sakura-Chan. And I'm fooling myself into thinking I love Hinata because she's so there's no nice way to say this but she's pathetic. I mean I've ignored her my entire life then she confessed her love to him which caused me to almost kill you guys. Then I ignored her again for two years and now she gave this scarf that I absolutely hate and I can't tell her because I'm afraid she'll off herself if I even say anything bad.
Sai: So in the end you pity her?
Naruto: Yeah. Guess I'm too much of a nice guy. I mean I have two options confess to the girl that I actually love and will always love and witness Hinata committing suicide again and this time no one will save her. Because everyone that cared about her is already dead. Or pretend to let go of my feelings for Sakura-Chan and see Hinata.
Sai: I really don't want to be in your shoes man.
Sakura: Or we can see each other in secret and she's never know. My love.
Naruto: Sakura-Chan 
Edited by Nostradamus, 02 December 2014 - 12:45 AM.