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[Pyroneko 28]

Let's see:
NaruIno
NaruTem
NaruTayu
NaruKin
YondaimeTsunade
ShinoHana (as in Kiba's sister)
KisameAnko
OroAnko
AnkoGai
SasukeAnko
YamatoYuugao
SasukeYuugao
InoHina
TenHina
GaaSaku
GaaIno
SakuTen
SakuKin
SaiHina (don't know how I just thought of that)
NarutoKoyuki (princess/actress from the first movie, and don't ask)
SasukeFubuki (pink-hair enemy kunoichi from the first movie, and again don't ask)

I really shoudn't be 'what's your favorite' questions since I really like so much.

You know, if I had to pick a yaoi/yuri couple for Naruto, I think InoSaku would be it.
And for crazy crack - I say Sannina-Team 7 free for all. I think everyone would be happy with that:

Naruto can get Sakura
Saukra can get Sasuke
Oro can get Sasuke
Jiraiya can get Tsunade
Sasuke can get some heirs
And Tsunade can get Dan since Oro can do Edo Tensei - see it all works out that way.

Holy crap, why didn't I see it before!?

[Sayaka-sama]

Oh dear. Here we go. I am a pure sucker for...

GaaSaku (cuz all sociopaths turned Kage need lurve )
ItaSaku (Forget Sasuke; Itachi is man-cream in motion )
KakaSaku (so he's fourteen years her senior. Big whoop, people)
NejiSaku (Squee! )
SaiSaku (Once he stops calling her a hag, I could see this happening)
KibaSaku (A-whoooo!)
ShinoSaku (...What? It's not that bad)
ShikaSaku (He'd like her, I just know he would)
ChouSaku (Chubby wuv!)
HinaSaku (So prettyful)
TemaSaku (Oh yes :devil: )
TenSaku (Cause Tenten needs some deserved time in the limelight *nudge nudge*)
KankuSaku (don't ask... I just like 'em)
KimiSaku (thanks to DeGlace's "Marrow")
KisaSaku (you read that right)
SasoSaku (Wonder who would wear the pants: the puppeteer or the girl who pulverises him...)
DeiSaku (Bang bang lovin! Un! )
HidanSaku (Wonder if the holy guy is still a virgin *evil cackle*)
HakuSaku (cuz they rhyme; and also cuz I'm so friggin uke for Haku)
YamaSaku (Well, just cuz he's there)
TsuSaku (More Student/Teacher lurve!)

And others...

SasuHina
KankuTen
KakaKure
KakaRin


Wow, Sakura's so flexible ain't she?

My favorite hardcore CRACK pairing is...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

AnkoSaku

...

DON'T KILL ME! I read this wicked awesome Sakuracentric fanfic by Eimii called Suiren, which just happened to have a nice heaping dose of AnkoSaku, and without fail, I got suckered into it.

There. I'm officially whacked up. You have all been warned.

[Danni]

narusaku
naruino
naruhina

inoshika
inochoi
inosai

tsunjuri
shinhina

[E.Glez-L]

-Anko/Saku (o_O... I still like it)
-Kyuubi/Sakura
-Genma/Sakura
-Naru/Saku/Sasu (Only way I will EVER enjoy a Sasu/Saku or Naru/Sasu story)
-Ino/Saku
-Hina/Saku
-Ten/Saku
-Kakashi/Saku
-Itachi/Saku
-Kiba/Saku
-Gaa/Saku
-Neji/Saku

(Sakura'a character is that versatile =)

[desaix]

narusaku
naruino
naruhina

inoshika
inochoi
inosai

tsunjuri
shinhina

Tennis... you have no idea what a 'crack' pairing is, do you? This is about the seventh time you've posted on this thread, and in just about every post you mention NaruSaku as a crack pairing. NaruSaku is NOT a crack pairing. Niether are (from your list) Tsunjuri, NaruHina, InoShika, InoCho, or InoSai.

There is a handy-dandy list at the front of this thread, now, of pairings which are NOT crack. Please, please check it before posting this same list AGAIN.

[DazeDreamer]

Eh Tennis-chan I have to agree with Desaix. Anyway new fav crack pairing (sorta):

GaaNeji (Yes some of you are all WTF...) Yeah you'd be surprised on what other yaoi pairings reside ine SasuNaru fics. (shiver) This one had sorta rubbed off on me. -twitch adn then glares at pairings- Stupid evil fics that rub off on me.....I personally have no idea how the heck I found myself to like this pairing...I blame the poison of fanfiction...Da** yaoi...

[sharingank]

Kisame/Samehada. OH YES. XD (Although this one is practically canon, so...meh?)

KankuroIno. Still loving this one muchly.

GaaSaku. WHEE!

SANDCEST. In any form.

Oh, and Tennis-chan, honey, this is the momma AND mod warning. Desiax is in the right on this one, so do be conscious of the list at the beginning of the thread. ^^

[jmf]

i agree with sharigank's pairings altough the samehada one makes no sence at all.

[Daniee]

Hmm...not really a fan of crack pairings in general. But I guess I'd say my favorites(or the only ones I kinda like) are KibaSaku and GaaSaku. I've read a few fanfics of those two pairings in the past.

[Random Nobody]

-Anko/Saku (o_O... I still like it)
-Kyuubi/Sakura
-Genma/Sakura
-Naru/Saku/Sasu (Only way I will EVER enjoy a Sasu/Saku or Naru/Sasu story)
-Ino/Saku
-Hina/Saku
-Ten/Saku
-Kakashi/Saku
-Itachi/Saku
-Kiba/Saku
-Gaa/Saku
-Neji/Saku

(Sakura'a character is that versatile =)

Yeah her character is really versatile. Oh and yeah for more Kyuubi/Sakura love! :thumbs:

Kisame/Samehada. OH YES. XD (Although this one is practically canon, so...meh?)

KankuroIno. Still loving this one muchly.

GaaSaku. WHEE!

SANDCEST. In any form.

Really? I always thought Kisame had a Harem cause he was a sexy shark man

Gaara/Sakura is still my second fave Sakura pairing (Though Kyuubi/Sakura is catchin up)

Isn't Sandcest like Temari/Gaara, Gaara/Kankuro, Kankuro/Temari, or Gaara/Temair/Kankuro?

[Pyroneko 28]

Really? I always thought Kisame had a Harem cause he was a sexy shark man

Damn straight.

Isn't Sandcest like Temari/Gaara, Gaara/Kankuro, Kankuro/Temari, or Gaara/Temari/Kankuro?

Yup.

Anyway, I came to add:
KurenaiAnko
AnkoShizune
AnkoSakura
AnkoTemari
NarutoShizune
'Naruko'Sakura
ShinoKurenai

[shadow_Uzumaki]

Naruxharem or Naruxany girl
Oh and I do see a little bit of SaiIno so far. How about NaruxSakuxIno too.
I don't think it's possible but Kakarin or Kakanko, and of course thanks to desaix's fanfic, YondyAnko.

[Pite]

THe same here Shadow-san...

[shadow_Uzumaki]

Call me Skunk, I want to change my username but I don't know if we can, besides Shadow-san sounds weird.

[jigglychu]

Kisame/Samehada. OH YES. XD (Although this one is practically canon, so...meh?)

KankuroIno. Still loving this one muchly.

GaaSaku. WHEE!

SANDCEST. In any form.

Oh, and Tennis-chan, honey, this is the momma AND mod warning. Desiax is in the right on this one, so do be conscious of the list at the beginning of the thread. ^^

Yes!! Another KisamexSamehada!!!! Need more supporters.. :devil:

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

narusaku
naruino
naruhina
narusasu
any naruto pairing!!!
shikatema
hinatatemari (bet you didn't see that one coming!) :devil:
... i think that's it...
jiraiyatsunade
yeah, that's it.

[Pyroneko 28]

narusaku
naruino
naruhina
narusasu
any naruto pairing!!!
shikatema
hinatatemari (bet you didn't see that one coming!)
... i think that's it...
jiraiyatsunade
yeah, that's it.

Umm... all the bolded ones are on the non-crack list.

And HinataTemari!? Huh.

[Lackey_h]

TemariHina? Ey... lookie what i see on that subject...

Spoiler! --Click here to view--

Might not be a fic but... Hooray for crack pairings eh?

[CloudedMemories]

Let me get a whack at this...

Naruto/Tayuya

Spoiler! --Click here to view--

Shikamaru's Shadow/Couji's Bag of Chips/Lee's Green Spandex Suit/Toad Summoning Scroll/Toliet Paper/Sasuke.

I win.

[MonkeysTotallyRock]

what about kurenei itachi? ugh... i'm not good at this stuff... :shamefulcry0js: