Hinata: Na- Na- Naruto-kun... I've been knitting this red scarf of the destiny for you during a month without sleep, because that's my ninja way.
Naruto: Oh I'm so proud of you, to think that you always obsess over me to that extent....but I don't know, maybe I still love Sakura. Logic wise says so, since I never give up.
Kishimoto (cupid 1): screw the logic, I don't use it anymore, my new logic is $$$$$$$$.
Shikamaru (cupid 2):Naruto you must chose Hinata. Who cares if she didn't mind if I were to die back in the war. She al ways thinks about you only and about being by your side. That's not a psycological disorder, that's true luv...trust me,
I'm the smarter.
Sai (cupid 3): You see, Sakura's smile is false, but Hinata's is bright and kind so you must hook up with her.
Kakashi (cupid 4): Yeah Naruto you must marry her, You see, I'm the new president of the Sasusaku club now, so you mustn't get in the way of my ship. Anyway, where is my Icha -icha book? I must give Sasuke-kun some advices. 
Naruto: Yeah you're right guys, screw the 700 chapters of development where i didn't give a crap about Hinata, let's get married my goddess.
Hinata: Oh Naruto, you're so manly u///u
Like your big hands.
Naruto: you now, that my hands are not the only big thing I have
. I will show you in our honeymoon. 
Sasuke(looking at the distance): Naruto, what about me....you said I was your tru luv
... You traitor, I'll begin a new revolution and I'll bring you back, my husbando. Orochimaru is not enough man to satisfy me.
And here is were part 3 begins...