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#11201 TouKen4Life3g

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 11:48 AM

Maybe Sakura should take place of Ken in the ending to make everyone satisfied...

Nah...too developed...

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 11:52 AM

You were all right what a surprise. We finally get to see how Sasuke and Sakura get together and what it is Sasusaku fans see that we don't. How amazing.
 
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A general timeline of events and novels.
 
Chapter 699[/size]

* Several months later, Kakashi Hiden[/size]

* Sasuke leaves Konoha[/size]

* Two years later[/size]

* Shikamaru Hiden[/size]

* The Last[/size]

* Several months later[/size]

* Sakura Hiden [/size]

* Naruto and Hinata 結婚 =marriage[/size]

* Several years after 10 years[/size]

* Chapter 700[/size]

 
 

I just saw some translations of those pictures. Super flowery and cringe worthy:
 
title: "Thoughts of Love, Riding Upon a Spring Breeze"

全部覚えてる。サスケくんに言われたこと。
I remember everything. What Sasuke-kun told me.

ーお前、うざいよ。(—Youre really annoying.)
-やっぱり・・・お前、うざいよ。(—You’re really annoying, after all… )
[In panel: 「うざいよ」(You’re annoying)]
[In panel: 「また今度な」(Next time)]

ーサクラ・・・ (Sakura…)
ーありがとう・・・ (Thank you…)
ーお前はオレの罪とは関係ない。(You have nothing to do with my sins.)
ーまた今度な。(Next time.)
ーありがとう・・・ (Thank you…)
[In panel: 「ありがとう」(Thank you)]

サスケくん。今どこにいるの
(Sasuke-kun. Where are you right now?)
サスケくんー (Sasuke-kun)
私、今ねー (Right now, I—)

サクラの恋の行方は?!(What is the outcome of Sakura’s love?!)


^^

 

*coughs* *pants* I have no idea where to begin because I'm trying hold in my laughter as much as possible. SS has April 3 stamped all over them :lmao: :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 

Ok... not only did I suspect that I was right about Sakura, but SJ and Shueisha are fricking cry baby assclowns to resort to this mockery because of NS's backlash over the internet. They are using the same SP tactics to make the female character Hinata/Sakura look very sultry as a design feint to lure in pairing fans (mainly NS and SK) to purchase the novel. Just look at the second page bottom left cut out where Sakura looks down, blushing from Sasuke's jab to her forehead. Naruto's avatar underneath her panel. Is this so post to be their idea of a false hidden feint "look beneath the underneath" trope with the early summary of her hidden feelings deep from her heart has yet to be spoken of to make a false NaruSaku hype*laughs* .

 

And you know what the most ridiculous thing about all this? They together with Kishi confirm Naruto fell in love with Sakura on that sate.

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That is not the old SP calender version (I think). Its from an old Jump magazine (I think because there is Luffy from OP on the 4th). If they release a novel of SS love story on that date, they are only making an ass out of themselves because the world (except NH, SS fans and a lot of western non-pairing fans) will see them as unprofessional hypocrites. And it may leave a massive them in there reputation. Face it. If you're an author, an editor and a film director. You cannot take criticism and fan flames because they hate the way the story went and ended, you do not be long in the business of story telling at all.

 

I wonder if this sh*tstorm is going to be  bigger than November 5 and December 6  :pimp:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 11:55 AM

His head ?but he has no braincells left  :ermm:  If you kick him in the nuts, that will prevent him from making other ugly babies with his beautiful and wonderful waifu ! 

 

S-sorry ! I forgot that parents and sisters (and brothers too surely) mean nothing:after all, Kishi taught us to : 

 

1- Lie to our parents, and never follow their recommendations.

2- Continue chasing the guy you love (and knit him a scarf) while your sister's eyes are being gouged out  => for girls.

3- Use the forehead poke your brother used to use (too much use in one sentence)on you,  on the girl you don't love ...and can't even understand because she doesn't know your past at all,so she can wait for you, because she's gonna be your submissive and pathetic future waifu. And turn it into the ultimate love pokehead   => for boys

 

The only thing he can do, is draw. He should have done the same thing as Takeshi Obata and Tsugumi Ohba (Death Note's authors)...Yahagi would write the story, and Kishi draw it. 

Look at it this way , a kick in the head will  return some his brain cells  and once that happen he'll  come to his senses  and Rasengan Hinakittens Hime  Head for what she did to him  :zaru: .

 

Now you're getting the hang of it :thumb:  its such a beautiful message to children all over the world its so inspiring  :cry:.

 

Meh! they shouldn't have even allowed him to begin this kitten in the first place its such a fraud *sign*   :down:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:03 PM

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Bwahahahahahahahaha! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

This kitten is so funny!

 

Sakura building a hospital for researching?!

 

Well she is probably researching why an uchiha needs glasses! :D :lmao:

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:03 PM

 
 


^^

 

*coughs* *pants* I have no idea where to begin because I'm trying hold in my laughter as much as possible. SS has April 3 stamped all over them :lmao: :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 

Ok... not only did I suspect that I was right about Sakura, but SJ and Shueisha are fricking cry baby assclowns to resort to this mockery because of NS's backlash over the internet. They are using the same SP tactics to make the female character Hinata/Sakura look very sultry as a design feint to lure in pairing fans (mainly NS and SK) to purchase the novel. Just look at the second page bottom left cut out where Sakura looks down, blushing from Sasuke's jab to her forehead. Naruto's avatar underneath her panel. Is this so post to be their idea of a false hidden feint "look beneath the underneath" trope with the early summary of her hidden feelings deep from her heart has yet to be spoken of to make a false NaruSaku hype*laughs* .

 

And you know what the most ridiculous thing about all this? They together with Kishi confirm Naruto fell in love with Sakura on that sate.

.

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That is not the old SP calender version (I think). Its from an old Jump magazine (I think because there is Luffy from OP on the 4th). If they release a novel of SS love story on that date, they are only making an ass out of themselves because the world (except NH, SS fans and a lot of western non-pairing fans) will see them as unprofessional hypocrites. And it may leave a massive them in there reputation. Face it. If you're an author, an editor and a film director. You cannot take criticism and fan flames because they hate the way the story went and ended, you do not be long in the business of story telling at all.

 

I wonder if this sh*tstorm is going to be  bigger than November 5 and December 6  :pimp:

Lets not exaggerate there, as if anyone will care about this, especially to that extend. Besides no one knows about 3rd April thing but NS fans.



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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:03 PM

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:08 PM

Lets not exaggerate there, as if anyone will care about this, especially to that extend. Besides no one knows about 3rd April thing but NS fans.

i didn't even know about it until someone brought it up. i really don't care about it tbh.  :sweatdrop:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:09 PM

:lmao: they wanna put the nail in the Ns coffin so bad, but they just CAN'T because they're too blind to realize nothing they do or say will change the facts within the Manga itself. Its really hilarious to see them try so desperately :lmao:

Also, That Sakura novel is going to be fantastic...


Sakura: Sasuke, I love you!
Sasuke: You're annoying.
Sakura: Sasuke...I just want to be with you!
Sasuke: Your annoying.

Oh wait, was Sasuke too in character? lemme retcon that.
Sakura: Sasuke, I love you!
Sasuke: I wanna bone you so bad right now, have this hand stitched apron babe.
Sakura: Sasuke...I just want to be with you!
Sasuke: Every-time I threatened you, I was really saying how much I loved you...


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:11 PM

Sakura is so pretty in her picture. It sucks that her looks are wasted on Sasuke. He doesnt deserve something so nice.



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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:12 PM

Lets not exaggerate there, as if anyone will care about this, especially to that extend. Besides no one knows about 3rd April thing but NS fans.

 

It still puzzles me, why Sakura's novel was brought from June/July to specifically April 3rd?


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:13 PM

She doesn't deserve to be in this manga. Train wreck she really gotten before the end.

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:16 PM

What I ain't convinced is the plot of Sakura's novel is set after the events of THE LAST, which ends with the NH wedding. How is kittening possible that Salad and Bolt are peer, given that they are in the same class...?


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:18 PM

:
Also, That Sakura novel is going to be fantastic...
Sakura: Sasuke, I love you!
Sasuke: You're annoying.
Sakura: Sasuke...I just want to be with you!
Sasuke: Your annoying.
Oh wait, was Sasuke too in character? lemme retcon that.
Sakura: Sasuke, I love you!
Sasuke: I wanna bone you so bad right now, have this hand stitched apron babe.
Sakura: Sasuke...I just want to be with you!
Sasuke: Every-time I threatened you, I was really saying how much I loved you...


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:18 PM

What I ain't convinced is the plot of Sakura's novel is set after the events of THE LAST, which ends with the NH wedding. How is kittening possible that Salad and Bolt are peer, given that they are in the same class...?

 

NH waits for SS to marry then they do it together :zaru:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:20 PM

 

NH waits for SS to marry then they do it together :zaru:

 

double wedding :pimp:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:21 PM

 

NH waits for SS to marry then they do it together :zaru:

Well, that actually makes sense because all the other pairings have kids around the same age so...yeah. :zaru:


 


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:22 PM

 

double wedding :pimp:

 

 

 

Well, that actually makes sense because all the other pairings have kids around the same age so...yeah. :zaru:

 

konoha must have sponsored a big orgy


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:23 PM

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:24 PM

double wedding :pimp:

 

Well, that actually makes sense because all the other pairings have kids around the same age so...yeah. :zaru:

 

:zaru:


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Posted 20 March 2015 - 12:25 PM

What I ain't convinced is the plot of Sakura's novel is set after the events of THE LAST, which ends with the NH wedding. How is kittening possible that Salad and Bolt are peer, given that they are in the same class...?

If Sasuke comes back a few months after the wedding like the novel indicates then he still has enough time to make a baby within a similar time frame.







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