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#10281 narusaku256

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:52 AM

Not a single murder? :cry:
Suicide???  :umm: It could an old ghost, tho :argh: Any of those people who died was a woman??

No murders....a suicide though. A girl drank mercury. But she was never a woman. I mean....not a full grown up woman. She was in her teenage. And what I see is a woman around 45-50 years of age. I have never seen her face though. I am just describing her on the basis of how she walks and her hairs....

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:54 AM

Yeah parents want to see the grandchild :facepalm:
My mother tried to set me up with a diplomat only to find out that person was 52 years old. The shocking look on my mother's face :lmao:


Goodness. LOL. I nearly choked on the tea that I was drinking. What the hell?! 52 years old. Must be horrifying. Even your mom is horrified. How was the date? Speaking on set ups. My mom too set me up on her friend's son. Only to find out that he's gay. Needless to say, we got along well with him curling and braiding my hair.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:54 AM

Yeah parents want to see the grandchild :facepalm:

My mother tried to set me up with a diplomat only to find out that person was 52 years old. The shocking look on my mother's face :lmao:

Not bad. You could take her money and run away  :hehehe: What's the death rate? Maybe you wouldn't wait too long  :lulz:

 

No murders....a suicide though. A girl drank mercury. But she was never a woman. I mean....not a full grown up woman. She was in her teenage. And what I see is a woman around 45-50 years of age. I have never seen her face though. I am just describing her on the basis of how she walks and her hairs....

What is she wearing!?


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:55 AM

No murders....a suicide though. A girl drank mercury. But she was never a woman. I mean....not a full grown up woman. She was in her teenage. And what I see is a woman around 45-50 years of age. I have never seen her face though. I am just describing her on the basis of how she walks and her hairs....


You're going to marry a 50 year old transparent woman?

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:55 AM

Goodness. LOL. I nearly choked on the tea that I was drinking. What the hell?! 52 years old. Must be horrifying. Even your mom is horrified. How was the date? Speaking on set ups. My mom too set me up on her friend's son. Only to find out that he's gay. Needless to say, we got along well with him curling and braiding my hair.

:lmao:


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:55 AM

No. He'll be half transparent. See half of his body can go through anything. Just half. XD

LOL. I have an ESPN. I can see your future. You'll have a half transparent son and a transparent wife.

NOOOOOOOOOOO :argh: Don't you dare say that :argh:

How can someone be half transparent :headscratch: Isn't that translucent? :headscratch: He won't even have red blood flowing through him :argh: And he'd kill the doctor the very moment he slaps his bum :argh:

Your ESPN is getting signals from another realm :argh: Fix it as soon as you can :argh:

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:55 AM

You're going to marry a 50 year old transparent woman?

:lmao: :lmao:


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 06:58 AM

You're going to marry a 50 year old transparent woman?

NOOOOOOOOO :argh: She is almost thrice my age :argh:

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Black clothes.....like a robe kinda thing...a darker shade of grey to be exact. Her hairs run from the side of her face and she has long hairs. Good physique she has. Tall and stout

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:00 AM

@Unburnt
Black clothes.....like a robe kinda thing...a darker shade of grey to be exact. Her hairs run from the side of her face and she has long hairs. Good physique she has. Tall and stout

Uhmmmm... :umm:


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:02 AM

Goodness. LOL. I nearly choked on the tea that I was drinking. What the hell?! 52 years old. Must be horrifying. Even your mom is horrified. How was the date? Speaking on set ups. My mom too set me up on her friend's son. Only to find out that he's gay. Needless to say, we got along well with him curling and braiding my hair.

No way. There was no date. I refuse to every single offer my mother and our relatives gives me. But I actually wanted to meet that diplomat out of curiosity. According to what my mother said, every guy after meeting her refused to have a relationship with her because she was too intelligent and they couldn't keep up. It makes me wonder what about her made people say that :pimp:

That was a successful meet-up then. It's good if you could make friends out of it.

Not bad. You could take her money and run away  :hehehe: What's the death rate? Maybe you wouldn't wait too long  :lulz:
 

What is she wearing!?

The average life expectancy of Japanese women is 86 years old. I have to wait for another 34 years to receive her money.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:04 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOO :argh: Don't you dare say that :argh:
How can someone be half transparent :headscratch: Isn't that translucent? :headscratch: He won't even have red blood flowing through him :argh: And he'd kill the doctor the very moment he slaps his bum :argh:
Your ESPN is getting signals from another realm :argh: Fix it as soon as you can :argh:


You'll only see his torso up to his head. Don't worry.
:lmao: :lmao:

Don't doubt my ESPN. It predicts the future accurately. XD and I can see you being happy with the 50 year old transparent wife and half transparent son.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:07 AM

No way. There was no date. I refuse to every single offer my mother and our relatives gives me. But I actually wanted to meet that diplomat out of curiosity. According to what my mother said, every guy after meeting her refused to have a relationship with her because she was too intelligent and they couldn't keep up. It makes me wonder what about her made people say that :pimp:

Why didn't you meet her?  :wot: *disappointed* 

 

The average life expectancy of Japanese women is 86 years old. I have to wait for another 34 years to receive her money. 

Life expectancy, sorry :lmao:

:cry: And men?  :umm: Anyway, you didn't plan to have a relationship anyway  :lulz: And with that age you wouldn't need to give her a kid :v


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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:10 AM

No way. There was no date. I refuse to every single offer my mother and our relatives gives me. But I actually wanted to meet that diplomat out of curiosity. According to what my mother said, every guy after meeting her refused to have a relationship with her because she was too intelligent and they couldn't keep up. It makes me wonder what about her made people say that :pimp:
That was a successful meet-up then. It's good if you could make friends out of it.


Of course. Not just what my mother hoped. LOL.

Maybe she was a domineering type of woman. Or her intelligence and life's point of view tend to clash or overpower the men she meets. Men doesn't like to be subdued, I guess.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:13 AM

Maybe she was a domineering type of woman. Or her intelligence and life's point of view tend to clash or overpower the men she meets. Men doesn't like to be subdued, I guess.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:14 AM

You'll only see his torso up to his head. Don't worry.
:lmao: :lmao:

Don't doubt my ESPN. It predicts the future accurately. XD and I can see you being happy with the 50 year old transparent wife and half transparent son.

NO NO NO NOT IN THOUSAND YEARS TO COME :argh:

YOUR ESPN IS WRONG :argh: It simply is :cry: HOW CAN I BE HAPPY WHEN I AM MARRIED TO A GHOST :argh:

@Unburnt...what happened?

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:16 AM

Why didn't you meet her?  :wot: *disappointed* 

My mother and sister won't allow to give me her info even if it's just to be friends.
They think that if they don't keep a close eye on me I might do something totally unexpected and unpredictable that will go against their wishes ex) marrying that old woman XD

Life expectancy, sorry :lmao:
:cry: And men?  :umm: Anyway, you didn't plan to have a relationship anyway  :lulz: And with that age you wouldn't need to give her a kid :v

Men's life expectancy is 80 years old. Lol, I can gain NOTHING from marrying her. Same with her.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:22 AM

NO NO NO NOT IN THOUSAND YEARS TO COME :argh:
YOUR ESPN IS WRONG :argh: It simply is :cry: HOW CAN I BE HAPPY WHEN I AM MARRIED TO A GHOST :argh:


LOL. No. ESPN is never wrong. Even the golf matches are not wrong. XD

She's a loving and caring wife. She patiently waits for you and cooks you transparent food.

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:25 AM

Of course. Not just what my mother hoped. LOL.
Maybe she was a domineering type of woman. Or her intelligence and life's point of view tend to clash or overpower the men she meets. Men doesn't like to be subdued, I guess.

Could be. But if she went out with a man that age, those men should be grateful that they even had a date to begin with. If they are desperate to get married, it's not really their place to choose.
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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:27 AM

I wrote something and it was deleted. Damn cellphone :cry:

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 07:28 AM

I wrote something and it was deleted. Damn cellphone :cry:

*pats head*

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