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#81 Danni

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 08:57 PM

I love this crack pairing


naruto and kyuubi yeah a_dance.gif :thumbs:

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

#82 DazeDreamer

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 09:43 PM

SasuNaru (this COULD be concidered crack right?...This is the only yaoi I like so don't group me as a yaoi fangirl.)


NejiTen



SasuHina (I prefer KibaHina though)


IruAya (The ramen girl)

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Oh and KibaHina! (NOOOO! It's suppose to be a cannon!)




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#83 Danni

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 10:15 PM

nice job tasha-chan

a_dance.gif yep a narusasu a_dance.gif aww wub.gif they are so cute together
coughnotcoughrealycoughewwcoughthatiscoughrealyrealgrosscough

I be there in 2 months YAAY!

#84 Random Nobody

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Posted 06 July 2006 - 10:43 PM

Gah, the SasuNaru! It burns, IT BURNS!! laugh.gif nah I'm just messing with you, but SasuNaru isn't really a crack pairing and neither is NejiTen.

Naruko x Kyuubi Tennis! That is pretty good, but I still like Kyuubi x Sakura more laugh.gif

Oh and I almost forgot


Kyuubi is a ladies man too laugh.gif


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#85 Sanoske Haruka

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 11:28 PM

*lucky fox* oh hey guys, i think i wondered into the wrng thread sry *runs away saying wow that was close*

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 12:54 AM

I only like this one because no one had the brains/insanity to think of it, its not possible whatsoever, in fact, I hate it myself.


KankuroXRamen girl (I forgot her name)

Thats some messed up crack!

#87 Nick Soapdish

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Posted 08 July 2006 - 01:40 AM

Her name is Ayame. I've seen her paired with Iruka or Kakashi occasionally.

And how is it not possible? He practically lives at Ichiraku. He's probably interacted with her more than any other character. One of those times, he might've decided to talk to her to help fill the agonizing wait time for his ramen to be served. biggrin.gif

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 02:27 AM

Oh I've just become a victim of SaiIno! (gasp!)

Dun dun dun! But you gotta admit the two look cute!


Oh and I forgot to add one more pairing that I love! KakaAnk! So kawaii! look at my attachment! XD!
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#89 tangerine_fever

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Posted 09 July 2006 - 03:23 AM

Oh, well um I don't know if this thread is specifically for naruto pairings, but the title doesnt say it is. Anyway.
After watching PotC 2 (OMG SOO GOOD) I've suddenly taken a liking for JackXElizabeth. Don't ask me why. But I do.

Ok well, after the kiss and how they talk to each other, it kinda started me thinking. And the whole compass thing pointing to Jack as her heart desire. Although chaining him to a mast kinda took away some of the fun happy.gif


#90 narutoxssakura555

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 01:47 PM

NaruSaku

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 03:52 PM

QUOTE (Vespar @ Jun 30 2006, 12:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My preferred crack pairings?
Ermmm...

Naruto/Ino
Naruto/Anko
Naruto/Tayuya
Naruto/Tsunade (see a pattern yet? tongue.gif )



I Like His Idea....very much. except add Kurenai.

#92 kawarimi

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Posted 10 July 2006 - 04:11 PM

ItaSaku angst FTW! a_dance.gif (I saw this fanart I really liked, and that was all it took to call it my crack pairing of choice apparently)

#93 Random Nobody

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 03:32 AM

QUOTE (tangerine_fever @ Jul 8 2006, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, well um I don't know if this thread is specifically for naruto pairings, but the title doesnt say it is. Anyway.
After watching PotC 2 (OMG SOO GOOD) I've suddenly taken a liking for JackXElizabeth. Don't ask me why. But I do.

Ok well, after the kiss and how they talk to each other, it kinda started me thinking. And the whole compass thing pointing to Jack as her heart desire. Although chaining him to a mast kinda took away some of the fun happy.gif


Well I did intend this for Naruto pairings, but I didn't say you couldn't post pairings from other sources so your free to go........for now :devil: laugh.gif

Besides,

Is it really a crack pairing? PotC2 gave it enough evidence that it wouldn't be strange if it happened in canon so I'm not quite sure it qualifies as a crack pairing.


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#94 PeacefulPhoenix

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 03:52 AM

I KNOW!

Undead 4th Tsunade!

#95 Mira

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 04:54 AM

Psh. You call that crack? Here's a hot one: Gaara x HIS RIGHT HAND.
Now THAT is loving yourself.

#96 Sakura Paradise

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 06:23 AM

-stumbles in-

My crack pairings are...

ItachixSakura
ItachixSakuraxSasuke (stop hurting me!)
SakuraxIno (-is pelted with rocks- OUCH!)
TentenxTemari
TemarixShikaxIno
LeexGai-sensei (xD! THIS IS FUNNY!)
ShizunexTsuande
KakashixSakura
NarutoxSakuraxSasuke (This one solves alllll the problems xD ^^)
KurenaixAnko
GarraxSakura
TsuandexOrochimaru (o.o If he wasn't gay....)

BUT I LOVE TSUNADExJIRAIYA BETTER! -not- listing it because to me, IT'S CANNON!

Now, which one is the worst crack pairirng that no one dares suggest? (probably did, I dunno)
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SakuraxSasuke...

I rest my case.

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Isn't Naruto just the CUTEST thang you've ever seen?

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Posted 11 July 2006 - 10:01 AM

QUOTE (Soritia @ Jun 30 2006, 09:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Iruka/Shizune (goddam Smiter for getting me stuck on this one)


*cackles devilishly* :devil: (IruShiz FTW!) One day, I will write an one-shot about them!

I'm surprised to see NejiHina not being considered crack enough. But, hey. *shrugs*

NarutoIno sounds nice (with SakuNaruIno being my crack OT3)
Kyuubi/Inner Sakura. XD
Sai/Ino! I blame Alpha-chan and Ash-chan.

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 05:23 PM

Why do I get the sudden feeling this has become more of a "Who can think of the most crack, crack pairing" thread then a "Your Favorite Crack Pairing" thread? tongue.gif

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Kyuubi/Inner Sakura. XD


Ah thats a good one, though in Part II theres really not a big diffrence between Inner Sakura and Sakura to me. Hmmmm.....If this pairing happend, wouldn't it mean they were smexing in Naruto and Sakura's heads? That could be kinda weird laugh.gif

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nosebleed8rx.gif Nuff said laugh.gif

Well since some people seem to be compeiting and trying to think of the most crack pairings, how about a Undead 4th x Sakura x Ino x Naruto pairing? Now THAT'S crack :thumbs:

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#99 gamerman_007

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 05:29 PM

I shall one up you!

SasukexSasamexNarutoxSakuraxIno

OT5 FTW! XDDDD


Bunny: Sasuke, join me.
Sasuke: What will I receive if I join you?
Bunny: POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
Sasuke: Sweet! what do I do?
Orochimaru: Sssssssssssssaaaaaaasssssssssukkkkkkeeeeeee-kkkuuuuuunnnn!
Sasuke: oh f***

Sono nantomo ienai sekushii na oshiri wo ore no kokan ni okittensukete rizumu ni awasete kosurinasai = Back that ass up. :D

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Posted 12 July 2006 - 05:33 PM

QUOTE (Random Nobody @ Jul 12 2006, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do I get the sudden feeling this has become more of a "Who can think of the most crack, crack pairing" thread then a "Your Favorite Crack Pairing" thread? tongue.gif

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Kyuubi/Inner Sakura. XD


Ah thats a good one, though in Part II theres really not a big diffrence between Inner Sakura and Sakura to me. Hmmmm.....If this pairing happend, wouldn't it mean they were smexing in Naruto and Sakura's heads? That could be kinda weird laugh.gif


Actually, wouldn't be Sakura's head and Naruto's belly? Maybe I'm thinking about this too much. happy.gif

QUOTE (Random Nobody @ Jul 12 2006, 01:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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SakuraxIno


nosebleed8rx.gif Nuff said laugh.gif

Well since some people seem to be compeiting and trying to think of the most crack pairings, how about a Undead 4th x Sakura x Ino x Naruto pairing? Now THAT'S crack :thumbs:


You know, if I had to pick a yaoi/yuri couple for Naruto, I think InoSaku would be it.
And for crazy crack - I say Sannin-Team 7 free for all. I think everyone would be happy with that:

Naruto can get Sakura
Saukra can get Sasuke
Oro can get Sasuke
Jiraiya can get Tsunade
Sasuke can get some heirs
And Tsunade can get Dan since Oro can do Edo Tensei - see it all works out that way. wink.gif




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