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[tekopi]

Kick his balls.

 

You wake up from your sleep and Madara was staring at you with his Rinnegan 3 inch from your face.

[Hiddlestoner]

Kick his balls.

LOL

 

I'm screwed but I hope that rinnegan wouldn't work in the real life. So, I could kick his balls and proceed to tie him by his hair.

 

You have been invited to give a talk about narusaku infront of 1000 sasusaku and naruhina fans

[Shadow1275]

LOL

 

I'm screwed but I hope that rinnegan wouldn't work in the real life. So, I could kick his balls and proceed to tie him by his hair.

 

You have been invited to give a talk about narusaku infront of 1000 sasusaku and naruhina fans

This would probably be the expected outcome:

 

 

Tooth drilled without novacaine or minor surgery without anesthegia

[Shadow Wolf]

*sings* I feel the pain of everyone... and then I feel nothing...

Receives a rocket launcher in your inbox by mistake.

[Hiddlestoner]

oh my god 3x, I've always wanted a rocket launcher 

You are stuck in a supermax prison where the security system has been compromise and now, all the dangerous criminals are let loose

[Shadow1275]

oh my god 3x, I've always wanted a rocket launcher 

You are stuck in a supermax prison where the security system has been compromise and now, all the dangerous criminals are let loose

Make sure that I'm not holding any soap

 

Masashi Kishimoto visits you to inform you that he is retiring and is signing the rights of Naruto over to you

[Konohakitten]

Make NaruSaku canon in a heart beat with a nice kissing scene between the two ♥♥

 

Your body bursts into flames, but you feel no pain.

[Dalton.T.R]

Probably call the fire department and an ambulance...

 

You wake up as a Kerbonaut from the Kerbal Space Program, and suddenly realize your player has no idea what he/she's doing.

Edited by Night Hawk, 18 June 2014 - 09:50 PM.

[tekopi]

Mutiny by taking over the control of everything.

 

 

You're riding in an elevator and suddenly it stops at the 30th floor + making weird sound as if about to fall.

[Shadow Wolf]

Panic a bit then, in a struggle for survival, press either the emergency floor or look for an opening to get out from above the elevator if possible.

You fall asleep and you wake up in what you can only describe as Heaven.

[Hiddlestoner]

Astonished. I thought I'll end up in hell. 

 

You were driving. All suddenly, a big spider crawling from behind your car headrest.

 

@Konohakitten Are those two gentlemen in your avatar, your boys? Can you say hi to them for me. They're so cute   (hope I don't sound creepy)

[tekopi]

Froze up just like Princess Anna.

 

Konoha's Cooking Contests and you're the judge. The contestant are Tsunade (Sake-based cooking), Sakura (Herbal-based cooking), Kiba (No need to say), Shino (No need to be said either), and Lee (Some weird looking edible full of youth).

[Fairy Tail Fantard]

Uh...Sakura passes...too scared to eat anything else

 

Uhm...hmm...Naruto tackles Sakura to the ground and tickles her sides until she agrees to go on a date with him? 

[Shadow Wolf]

Play secret agent and see how their date goes.

You've been invited to play with your favorite band but you must learn to play an instrument you dislike

[Dalton.T.R]

Play secret agent and see how their date goes.

You've been invited to play with your favorite band but you must learn to play an instrument you dislike

You mean IF they go on a date? I dunno how happy Sakura would be after Naruto's attack is done. Then again, they're probably close enough she'd know he was playing with her... Well...that's one way to get a girl to go on a date with you lol. Well played, Naruto...assuming you survived...

 

You win the lottery, but it ends up only being $0.18 due to a burglary 

[Hiddlestoner]

Demands a compensation.

 

A baby was place in front of your doorstep

[Shadow Wolf]

You mean IF they go on a date? I dunno how happy Sakura would be after Naruto's attack is done. Then again, they're probably close enough she'd know he was playing with her... Well...that's one way to get a girl to go on a date with you lol. Well played, Naruto...assuming you survived...

Yes I'm assuming they would go on a date because when you feel trusty enough to tickle someone it means that your bond is indeed close.

For the situation above, I would verify first if said baby wasn't kidnapped (calling the police and asking them to arrive at the scene). If it hasn't been kidnapoed then I would take it to any adoption center until either I can adopt it or until a family can adopt said baby, depending on how everything goes.

And since Night Hawk didn't answer my scenario, I'll go ahead and ask it again: You've been invited to play with your favorite band but the pre-requisite is to learn an instrument you dislike.

Edited by Shadow Wolf, 20 June 2014 - 02:46 PM.

[Hiddlestoner]

I'll probably learn it. At least I got one new skill I can brag about plus the chance of playing with my favourite band 

 

Someone is willing to pay you 1 million dollars if you're willing to swim with sharks 

[Fairy Tail Fantard]

Do I get chainmail armor? I mean...what kind of sharks are we talkin' about here? But sure, I'll swim. But I want the hottest female nurses in the area on standby in case one of the sharks decides my arms and legs look rather tasty.

 

You're an astronaut returning to Earth and the pilot announces something's wrong with the vehicle

Edited by Fairy Tail Fantard, 20 June 2014 - 08:16 PM.

[tekopi]

Pray to God for a miracle.

 

You're stuck in a small, isolated island with the person you hate the most.