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Christian Bale is too intense. If I were CNN I'd go with another actor like Rob Schneider or Adam Sandler. The Chinese government would never see that coming.
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Rob Schneider is The Political Prisoner!
Rated PG-13
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He's about to find out, that waterboarding isn't a drop in the ocean.
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And now, Chapter 3: THE END. Which, given that there are over 500 pages left in this book, is Meyer straight up f***ing with me.
I wonder if Edward watching Bella sleep all night will ever get LESS creepy.
"'Enough pictures for tonight,' Charlie said as a kid got choked out. Blows was thrown and a f*ckin' fight broke out."
I'm starting to think this was the first Dadaist young adult vampire romance novel saga phenomenon.
Bella has been reading a scrapbook for two pages. TWO PAGES. NOT EVEN SCRAPBOOKING HERSELF. READING ONE
Guys, I don't know if I can make it through this one.
oh my god she was looking at an empty scrapbook for that entire time and now she is taking pictures to fill it what the *****
And after 11 pages of scrapbooking (I swear to God), the melodrama.
"Tonight the sky was utterly black. Perhaps there was no moon tonight--a lunar eclipse, a new moon." #f*ckthisbook
At least when "It's twilight" appeared in TWILIGHT, it had the decency to wait 300 pages. I mean REALLY.
OH MY GOD. The next paragraph, first sentence: "A new moon." IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME ARE YOU SERIOUS.
RT @DrPuppykicker: @theisb If I made it through Bill O'Reilly describing cunnilingus, you can handle a ******* title drop. #youbaby
So. When Edward dumps her, Bella's response is to lay down in the woods and wait to die. That's just great. Really super.
(Although I gotta admit, dumping her AND taking his mixtape back? That is COLD.)
RT @chainmailchick: @theisb Even worse, he changed his facebook relationship status to single right in front of her on his iphone.
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