You didn't have to say joke. I'm not "that" kind of guy.
As for my opinion on who's better. I say Sakura. She has the better everything. Except breast, but they're alright and they will probably get a little bigger if Kishi decides to show her as
myNaruto's wife in the end.
I guess I just have a thing for her beautiful blond ponytail.. and how can you not love her outfit.