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[Tsuki Hoshino]

NARUTO: THE MOVIE (JUST IN GENERAL) MOVIE CAST BY MASAkittenOUTTA-HIS-MIND KISHIMOTO
 

Cast List!

Naruto Uzumaki: Michael Cera

 

Sasuke Uchiha: Robert Pattinson

 

Sakura Haruno: Kristen Stewart

 

Kakashi Hatake: Vin Diesel

 

Tsunade: Roseanne Barr

 

Choji: Mike Meyers in his old fat-suit

 

Ino: Kristen Stewart again (CGI'd in to scenes where she's already in)

 

Shikamaru: Rob Schneider

 

Hinata: Katy Perry (*hired due to similarity between character and actor: huge breasts, lack of talent, lack of discernible personality*)

 

MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED AS KISHIMOTO TAKES ANOTHER SNIFF OF THAT GOOD OL' METH

Kirsten Stewart? Failure already

Jesus, if they actually did a LA on Naruto, Sakura would be completely cut, and Hinata would just absorb all her important bits. 

Edited by Tsuki Hoshino, 11 November 2014 - 01:44 AM.

[Gaara's hair]

yay eagles score...

[Swagkura]

NARUTO: THE MOVIE (JUST IN GENERAL) MOVIE CAST BY MASAkittenOUTTA-HIS-MIND KISHIMOTO
 

Cast List!

Naruto Uzumaki: Michael Cera
 
Sasuke Uchiha: Robert Pattinson
 
Sakura Haruno: Kristen Stewart
 
Kakashi Hatake: Vin Diesel
 
Tsunade: Roseanne Barr
 
Choji: Mike Meyers in his old fat-suit
 
Ino: Kristen Stewart again (CGI'd in to scenes where she's already in)
 
Shikamaru: Rob Schneider
 
Hinata: Katy Perry (*hired due to similarity between character and actor: huge breasts, lack of talent, lack of discernible personality*)

 
MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED AS KISHIMOTO TAKES ANOTHER SNIFF OF THAT GOOD OL' METH

Sakura's gonna be the Mary-Jane of Naruto

[Kamina-Yoshi]

Kirsten Stewart? Failure already

Jesus, if they actually did a LA on Naruto, Sakura would be completely cut, and Hinata would just absorb all her important bits. 

I welcome any more cast-additions, seeing as how I'm stuck in the 90's/early 2000's since watching X-Files and House over and over and have no recollection of any recent bad actors lol

[Gaara's hair]

Kirsten Stewart? Failure already

Jesus, if they actually did a LA on Naruto, Sakura would be completely cut, and Hinata would just absorb all her important bits. 

Ha ha.

[TouKen4Life3g]

I don't understand.
Lucy is the narrator of fairy tail. That alone would make her the second most important character in the story.
Hinata become important only in that movie.

Mean while, Sakura is the third or fourth main character.

Here's the thing. In Pain Arc, she called for Naruto. She likes a symbol of hope and she was like almost lost hope. When problems end, she comes back and feel like hopes has return. This is cliche in anime/manga. That said why the kitten Hinata got that symbol in 699. Half panel and all. No one tells me this.

[applesauceful]

Now, I'm not 100% sure of this that's why I'm asking. I'm pretty sure I read a while back that Minato and Kushina would be making an appearance in the film? Can anyone remember hearing that our does anyone know if it's true?

[Liu bie]

Now, I'm not 100% sure of this that's why I'm asking. I'm pretty sure I read a while back that Minato and Kushina would be making an appearance in the film? Can anyone remember hearing that our does anyone know if it's true?

Ramen saying that we hope that Minato and Kushina  won't appear in the movie.

[rocci]

Sakura's gonna be the Mary-Jane of Naruto

If Sam raimi is the producer or director.

@ns4life
Character assassination. That's why.

[Gaara's hair]

Ramen saying that we hope that Minato and Kushina  won't appear in the movie.

Them appearing would make no sense, but then again. The ending makes no sense.

[applesauceful]

Ramen saying that we hope that Minato and Kushina  won't appear in the movie.

 

I think I read it last week actually

 

EDIT: I'll see if I can track down a source, if I find it, I'll post it here

Edited by applesauceful, 11 November 2014 - 01:57 AM.

[deviouslyChaotic]

If you click the arrow there ^ you will be re-directioned to the answered post. In that way you will see the post with the link that you want.

..wow hahahahahha

[Liu bie]

Them appearing would make no sense, but then again. The ending makes no sense.

Just I hope doesn't happen.

 

I think I read it last week actually

 

EDIT: I'll see if I can track down a source, if I find it, I'll post it here

Please do.

[rinali24]

Them appearing would make no sense, but then again. The ending makes no sense.

 

Gotta force dem parallels and create filler stuff for NH in order to justify the ending 

 

We'll probably learn that:

 

1. Hinata has an inner tsundere side that we don't know about

2. She's secretly a red head but she dyed her hair, so she's more alike to Kushina that we thought.

3. Naruto made a POAL to Hinata as a kid. 

4. MinaKushi will come down from the heavens to tell Naruto "Hinata is the chosen one. She has bigger boobs."

[TouKen4Life3g]

Trust me when I say this: the movie will not fix anything.

[James S Cassidy]

 

 

This hit hard:

 

"Going back to Sakura for a second, she falls right back into the role of letting the boys move on ahead without her. She may have grown in power through the series, but emotionally she's the same person by the end. A wilting flower that sits around waiting for her man to come home."

Like I said, No character has won at the end of this.

Every single character from Sasuke and Naruto to Sakura and Hinata has been reduced to an extremely shallow state and were just ruined.

This is the only thing that I feel is a saving grace. Any true Naruto fan can see how every character was just butchered for fan service and wish fulfillment.

[Gaara's hair]

 

Gotta force dem parallels and create filler stuff for NH in order to justify the ending 

 

We'll probably learn that:

 

1. Hinata has an inner tsundere side that we don't know about

2. She's secretly a red head but she dyed her hair, so she's more alike to Kushina that we thought.

3. Naruto made a POAL to Hinata as a kid. 

4. MinaKushi will come down from the heavens to tell Naruto "Hinata is the chosen one. She has bigger boobs."

HAHAHA, the chosen one. She has bigger boobs lol. 

[DeathGodMack]

You guys want to do a fan movie?

[Liu bie]

Now SP will have all the material to do the end in the anime more detail, just i hope sp is not merciless like Kishi and NS has interaction, but then again who am I asking.