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[VanitasDS76491]

And they say Metal Gear pulls things out is ass, at least when someone dies they either stay dead or if they do come back its told why and how they are still alive.

You mean vamp and liquid and yes they do say for liquid and him living on through ocelot via his arm makes more than anything in Naruto and vamp Nanomachines made it so he couldn't die even after getting a sniper bullet through his head. Metal gear is just better than naruto in every regard. Plus Kojima explains things and does better character moments than kishi who just half assed Kojima characters.
  

The Ōtsutsuki clan is by far more BS than the Uchiha and that is saying something.
This whole clan was living on the moon? Without air, food or water or anything of the sort? I have so many questions. The ninjas in space thing is probably the biggest jumping of the shark in history of anime. I have seen some doozies, but this one truly takes the cake because it is just so pathetic.Since when can Naruto breath in space?
Also, if Toneri was supposed to look after and prevent Kaguya from escaping....then where the hell was he when Madara was doing that kitten? I can get sealing Kaguya in the moon. I get that and that is cool, but the fact that some of these characters show up when their job entitles them to show up when said event occurs...it just shows how kitten Naruto is.
It shows that they just make up whatever whenever when the story suits it. Nothing was planned. Otherwise, why not have Toneri come down and steal Hinata when Kaguya showed up or be the bodyguard he was supposed to be.
Did he not care about the planet Earth?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!

Also the moon in Naruto is a problem to about how it came to exist so you're saying there was no moon before kaguya I doubt that cause if not moon we all die, plus toneri cut the moon in half how is it still up in space and not falling to earth killing everyone.
Again cut to tfs cell questions meme.

[My Living Curse]

It's a big deal because how the heck did he survive a ten tails tailed beast bomb (which are the equivalent of a nuclear bombs) and this could of easily used a minor living character instead like C from the cloud, Baki from the sand or even one of the many minor leaf chunin or jounin character the series has shown.

 

At this point, I don't think Logic is in play anymore. It was thrown away years ago. All the more reason to stay away from this franchise nowadays! 

[Catra]

juubi's wtf boom move was more nuclear than a bijuu bomb and naruto tanked it. fallout is more scarier than the fireball anyway.

[Bail o' Lies]

It's a big deal because how the heck did he survive a ten tails tailed beast bomb (which are the equivalent of a nuclear bombs) and this could of easily used a minor living character instead like C from the cloud, Baki from the sand or even one of the many minor leaf chunin or jounin character the series has shown.

Lets see they have similar cloaks, use holograms to communicate, structure of elite members and are tracking down ninja with with special abilities (seals instead of tailed beasts), the only original things so far is that they have a bigger more organised group of field operatives than the Akatsuki had with their associates.

He survived because they needed a mist nin to tie the manga with the anime. Remember he hasn't been back to his village since the war apparently.

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 18 October 2017 - 03:37 AM.

[James S Cassidy]

He survived because they needed a mist nin to tie the manga with the anime. Remember he hasn't been back to his village since the war apparently.

So a cop out. Got it, thanks Bails.

[Kagomaru]

 
Actually no he's still boring with other without his hacked abilities main cause kishi kept piling on his haxs powers. He's like harvest from the culling in the teen titans new 52 storyline or promethus from cry for justice where he took out every member for the justice League but was killed by an arrow to the face or harvest just got away without a sracth on him.
  
kitten and lazy writing unless Madara is the kurung from highlander that survived from decades after Connor cut his throat open.
  Why should we care about that Tidus whiner bolt he's not interesting like his awful sensei sasuke at least piccolo taught Gohan more in several episodes of one arc then sasuke did in what 5 minutes he trained him in the bolt movie. The new generation of naruto as a whole is boring even Sarada to a point.

 

 
Actually no he's still boring with other without his hacked abilities main cause kishi kept piling on his haxs powers. He's like harvest from the culling in the teen titans new 52 storyline or promethus from cry for justice where he took out every member for the justice League but was killed by an arrow to the face or harvest just got away without a sracth on him.
  
kitten and lazy writing unless Madara is the kurung from highlander that survived from decades after Connor cut his throat open.
  Why should we care about that Tidus whiner bolt he's not interesting like his awful sensei sasuke at least piccolo taught Gohan more in several episodes of one arc then sasuke did in what 5 minutes he trained him in the bolt movie. The new generation of naruto as a whole is boring even Sarada to a point.

Ugh, I wouldn't compare Tidus to Bolt even at his worst.  Tidus actually had legitimate reasons to hate his old man in the beginning and he grew up as the game progressed after he accepted his role to defend the world in spite of his desire to go back to his original life.  This is the guy who was told that his entire existence was a fabrication and that he was fated to disappear into nothingness, with his response only expressing gratitude that he was able to live.  Burrito would have a psychological breakdown if he were in the same situation because he's a self-entitled, pretentious, irascible punk who believes that the world revolves around him and his problems.

[TheFirstEvil100]

That is all Boruto is about being a cop out, as its what Kishi knows best as well, logic Na kitten that let's bring someone who was killed and vaporized back from the dead, why cause we can.

 

Growth and all that na this girls has big boobs and has never done a thing wrong to the main hero she gets the right to be with him not this other girl,

[TouKen4Life3g]

I know its next generation and all but it doesnt mean EVERYONE has a child from the first generation...

[lupina]

Quick question: Is Metal Lees' mother TenTen? (He has a weapon affinity ...)

[My Living Curse]

Quick question: Is Metal Lees' mother TenTen? (He has a weapon affinity ...)

 

Lee reproduced assexually. 

 

I know its next generation and all but it doesnt mean EVERYONE has a child from the first generation...

 

Another thing that cracks me up is how apparently they ALL got married, had sex, and popped babies in the same year. Classic! 

[Bail o' Lies]

Quick question: Is Metal Lees' mother TenTen? (He has a weapon affinity ...)

He most likely is.

 

I know its next generation and all but it doesn't mean EVERYONE has a child from the first generation...

How else are un-creative people suppose to get new characters? Come up with their own ideas that are not just expies of previous character? For Pete's Sake! They already drag characters back from the dead already!

Another thing that cracks me up is how apparently they ALL got married, had sex, and popped babies in the same year. Classic! 

Also they all had one kid each. Except Naruto and Hinata which had one more child to confirm "yes, nH happen."

Edited by Bail o' Lies, 18 October 2017 - 10:41 PM.

[James S Cassidy]

Another thing that cracks me up is how apparently they ALL got married, had sex, and popped babies in the same year. Classic! 

And apparently Sasuke managed to have a kid despite not being in the village what so ever with Sakura. What did they just have a big orgy or something? Seeing how Salad and Bolt are the same age, how did that all happen? Did Naruto send a letter saying "Hey Sasuke, we are having a big orgy. You should totally bone Sakura here. Love, Naruto. P.S. I get to watch because how else am I gonna get it up?"

(Imagine Naruto and Hinata doing it and Naruto calling out "Ooooh, Sasuke." You know what, don't imagine that.)

I really do hate the "explanation" of how Salad was conceived because it is downright ridiculous.
Sakura found out she was pregnent, went to go find Karin in one of Orochimaru's secret base, travelled around WHILE PREGNANT for 9 months, and returned to the village after giving birth? Whaaaaaaat?!

1. How did Sakura know where Karin was? It is alot easier to think that Karin knows where Sakura was since she stays in a village and not ina  secret base.

2. When Kurenai got pregnant with Asuma's kid, she didn't do anything the entire time she was pregnant. No missions. Nothing.

3. It just so happens Karin was the one she went to to go find Sasuke. Meanwhile, Naruto was able to contact Sasuke very easily and Sakura never thought of trying to go to Naruto for help. He is the friggin 7th Hokage....you meant he couldn't have done anything?

4. Sakura some how left with nobody knowing she was pregnant, disappeared for 9 months, and then came back with a baby in her arms supposedly, and noone questioned this? Yeup, it seems like everyday the females of Konoha just randomly leave the forest and comeback with babies in their arms. Seems legit.

5. How did they not find Sasuke at all? Come on, Karin can sense chakra more than anybody else can. Kiba found Sasuke without problem, but Karin had a hard time? Let me guess "Sasuke prupsoely avoided them find him." How did he know they were searching for him in the first place?

6. Why didn't Sakura keep looking even after Salad was born? Why did she just give up? He is the father, he needed to be there to help take care of her. (Imagines Sasuke: "I got this" Tries to stab the baby. "NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" says everyone. "What? This is how I solve all my problems...well, not all of them...you're still around, Sakura.")

The problems are even more stacking up that makes this all hard to believe like
How did Naruto not know Sakura was pregnant or did Sasuke not tell him anything? Even after Salad was born, did Naruto not send Sasuke a message or something saying "Hey, congrats on the kid, Sasuke. By the way, it is a girl. Love, Naruto?" You think Naruto would have done something like that.

You also have problems with why doesn't Salad have a birth certificate even after she has been in the village for 12 years or so? Did noone know until Salad started school? And before you know who comes in, we know Naruto never knew by the dialoge in Naruto Gaiden where even Suigetsu asks "How could you not know?" and "Don't blame me, blame Sasuke."

Why is the leader of said village so uninformed of what goes on in his village? None of this was answered by the way in the story or anywhere I can see. They kind of just swept it under the rug and kept saying I was a salty NS who need to accept the ending.

Here is my explanation:
Sasuke cheated on Sakure with Karin. Yes, I said it and would you be surprised? After the night of eloping, Sasuke disappeared again. Karin remained at the base for the first few months until she was getting worried that Sasuke wasn't going to return. So she snuck out and went to go find Sakura and contacted her through secret means. (These are ninjas after all.) Sakura, being a medical ninja, help Karin stay healthy and look for Sasuke to find Sasuke before the baby. They didn't have long though, maybe 4-5 months, and most of it they went slow so Karin didn't strain the baby. After she went into labor, Sakura helped give birth. Fearing Orochimaru and maybe Karin not wanting her child to grow up around him, gave her to Sakura and teold her to claim it as her own. To which, thanks to Sakura's obsession with Sasuke, took it without haste pretending this was "their baby." Karin gave Sakura her glasses, a picture of Sasuke, and Sakura gave her a piece of the umbilicol cord so that Karin could always have a piece to remind her.

Karin goes back to Orochimaru and he is never the wiser since he lets her do what she wants. Sakura comes back into the village secretly and hides Salad away for several years not telling anyone until Salad starts school. Naruto, who probably questioned where she came from, was told a stupif story and said "Well, you have been so busy you missed a few things." Naruto automatically goes with that and just assumes Salad has always been there.

Sasuke knows about Salad eventually through Karin or Naruto by her telling him or through Naruto's letters and Sasuke knows a truth about it and decides to keep it a secret. He kittened up and thought it would be better if people didn't know and just believed whatever story is made. He also descides to stay away and never see his daughter so he didn't have to explain anything to her. That is until she goes looking for him...and the rest is history.

 

Edited by James S Cassidy, 19 October 2017 - 06:21 AM.

[VanitasDS76491]

Ugh, I wouldn't compare Tidus to Bolt even at his worst.  Tidus actually had legitimate reasons to hate his old man in the beginning and he grew up as the game progressed after he accepted his role to defend the world in spite of his desire to go back to his original life.  This is the guy who was told that his entire existence was a fabrication and that he was fated to disappear into nothingness, with his response only expressing gratitude that he was able to live.  Burrito would have a psychological breakdown if he were in the same situation because he's a self-entitled, pretentious, irascible punk who believes that the world revolves around him and his problems.

I know I'm just saying bolt is a ripoff of Tidus with being an unlikable ass hole and has daddy issues, yes is better than bolt I will say. And Tidus is more tragic after learning he was a dream the whole time.
  

And apparently Sasuke managed to have a kid despite not being in the village what so ever with Sakura. What did they just have a big orgy or something? Seeing how Salad and Bolt are the same age, how did that all happen? Did Naruto send a letter saying "Hey Sasuke, we are having a big orgy. You should totally bone Sakura here. Love, Naruto. P.S. I get to watch because how else am I gonna get it up?"
(Imagine Naruto and Hinata doing it and Naruto calling out "Ooooh, Sasuke." You know what, don't imagine that.)
I really do hate the "explanation" of how Salad was conceived because it is downright ridiculous.
Sakura found out she was pregnent, went to go find Karin in one of Orochimaru's secret base, travelled around WHILE PREGNANT for 9 months, and returned to the village after giving birth? Whaaaaaaat?!
1. How did Sakura know where Karin was? It is alot easier to think that Karin knows where Sakura was since she stays in a village and not ina  secret base.
2. When Kurenai got pregnant with Asuma's kid, she didn't do anything the entire time she was pregnant. No missions. Nothing.
3. It just so happens Karin was the one she went to to go find Sasuke. Meanwhile, Naruto was able to contact Sasuke very easily and Sakura never thought of trying to go to Naruto for help. He is the friggin 7th Hokage....you meant he couldn't have done anything?
4. Sakura some how left with nobody knowing she was pregnant, disappeared for 9 months, and then came back with a baby in her arms supposedly, and noone questioned this? Yeup, it seems like everyday the females of Konoha just randomly leave the forest and comeback with babies in their arms. Seems legit.
5. How did they not find Sasuke at all? Come on, Karin can sense chakra more than anybody else can. Kiba found Sasuke without problem, but Karin had a hard time? Let me guess "Sasuke prupsoely avoided them find him." How did he know they were searching for him in the first place?
6. Why didn't Sakura keep looking even after Salad was born? Why did she just give up? He is the father, he needed to be there to help take care of her. (Imagines Sasuke: "I got this" Tries to stab the baby. "NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" says everyone. "What? This is how I solve all my problems...well, not all of them...you're still around, Sakura.")
The problems are even more stacking up that makes this all hard to believe like
How did Naruto not know Sakura was pregnant or did Sasuke not tell him anything? Even after Salad was born, did Naruto not send Sasuke a message or something saying "Hey, congrats on the kid, Sasuke. By the way, it is a girl. Love, Naruto?" You think Naruto would have done something like that.
You also have problems with why doesn't Salad have a birth certificate even after she has been in the village for 12 years or so? Did noone know until Salad started school? And before you know who comes in, we know Naruto never knew by the dialoge in Naruto Gaiden where even Suigetsu asks "How could you not know?" and "Don't blame me, blame Sasuke."
Why is the leader of said village so uninformed of what goes on in his village? None of this was answered by the way in the story or anywhere I can see. They kind of just swept it under the rug and kept saying I was a salty NS who need to accept the ending.
Here is my explanation:
Sasuke cheated on Sakure with Karin. Yes, I said it and would you be surprised? After the night of eloping, Sasuke disappeared again. Karin remained at the base for the first few months until she was getting worried that Sasuke wasn't going to return. So she snuck out and went to go find Sakura and contacted her through secret means. (These are ninjas after all.) Sakura, being a medical ninja, help Karin stay healthy and look for Sasuke to find Sasuke before the baby. They didn't have long though, maybe 4-5 months, and most of it they went slow so Karin didn't strain the baby. After she went into labor, Sakura helped give birth. Fearing Orochimaru and maybe Karin not wanting her child to grow up around him, gave her to Sakura and teold her to claim it as her own. To which, thanks to Sakura's obsession with Sasuke, took it without haste pretending this was "their baby." Karin gave Sakura her glasses, a picture of Sasuke, and Sakura gave her a piece of the umbilicol cord so that Karin could always have a piece to remind her.
Karin goes back to Orochimaru and he is never the wiser since he lets her do what she wants. Sakura comes back into the village secretly and hides Salad away for several years not telling anyone until Salad starts school. Naruto, who probably questioned where she came from, was told a stupif story and said "Well, you have been so busy you missed a few things." Naruto automatically goes with that and just assumes Salad has always been there.
Sasuke knows about Salad eventually through Karin or Naruto by her telling him or through Naruto's letters and Sasuke knows a truth about it and decides to keep it a secret. He kittened up and thought it would be better if people didn't know and just believed whatever story is made. He also descides to stay away and never see his daughter so he didn't have to explain anything to her. That is until she goes looking for him...and the rest is history.

Wow all good questions James and cool theory on Sarada origins.

[sushi.]

Quick question: Is Metal Lees' mother TenTen? (He has a weapon affinity ...)

It'll be left unanswered probably to keep shippers watching. But I always liked Leeten and never really Nejiten so I hope so. ;p

[ThroughWithLove]

It'll be left unanswered probably to keep shippers watching. But I always liked Leeten and never really Nejiten so I hope so. ;p

 

Yeah, it probably is Leeten . . . although it'd be pretty funny if they threw a red herring curveball and had it turn out to be something crazy instead, such as Shizune.

[sushi.]

 
Yeah, it probably is Leeten . . . although it'd be pretty funny if they threw a red herring curveball and had it turn out to be something crazy instead, such as Shizune.

Not any more random than Choji and Karui

[Illnevergiveup3]

damn, I keep hearing the sound of a distant toilet flushing in this thread. Can’t quite put my finger on the direction of the toilet though.

[TheFirstEvil100]

damn, I keep hearing the sound of a distant toilet flushing in this thread. Can’t quite put my finger on the direction of the toilet though.

But remember at least Hinata is happy, as that is all that matters.

[Illnevergiveup3]

damn, there it is again.

[lupina]

But remember at least Hinata is happy, as that is all that matters.

 

Yeah, right. 

Poor girl. Always got mocked because of her super powerful eyes when she was little.