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Started by theorangehokage, Jan 28 2011 01:37 AM

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#841 Torxe

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 02:24 PM

If it was possible, don't you think I would've done it already?

Think before you act

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 10:36 PM

Most of my actions aren't reflexes so...

Jump a hobo.

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Posted 25 May 2011 - 10:52 PM

no hobo nearby

blow a convenience store to smithereens with a rocket launcher


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Posted 25 May 2011 - 11:17 PM

Give me a rocket launcher. pictureem0.gif

Make sure there's no one under your bed.

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 01:27 AM

Sorry im to lazy to check.

Figure out why im so bored.

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#846 BlackLightning

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 06:33 AM

can't because me too

eat battery


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#847 Torxe

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 08:49 AM

I don't wanna be a Duracel Bunny

Come help me study

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#848 BlackLightning

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 11:10 AM

its not my subject

sleep with your teacher


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#849 Torxe

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 11:18 AM

srr, I'm not gay (tbh I'm not sorry at all)

google, blue waffle (be warned pictureem0.gif)

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#850 BlackLightning

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 11:30 AM

not interested

kick the bench


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#851 Torxe

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 11:37 AM

Poor bench ^^

go buy yourself 20 cats (adopt them from somewhere) and take good care of them.

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#852 BlackLightning

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:29 AM

I already have 3 and they are driving me up the wall already... hell no

Watch 500 cat videos a day in youtube for a month

Edited by BlackLightning, 27 May 2011 - 01:30 AM.



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#853 Torxe

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 01:59 PM

Do you want to turn my brain into some kind of jellyish liquid? (good luck; atm it feels like a brick of concrete)

Teach my cat how to drive biggrin.gif

Edited by Torxe, 28 May 2011 - 01:59 PM.

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 06:49 PM

With any luck your cat will be smarter than you. facepalm.png (LOL JK)

Start beef with a Hells Angel.

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#855 Torxe

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Posted 28 May 2011 - 08:19 PM

Poor guy doesn't stand a chance

Try fighting my baby brother (no cheating...)

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#856 BlackLightning

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 01:48 PM

it won't be called a "fight"

eat a wallet

Edited by BlackLightning, 29 May 2011 - 01:50 PM.



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#857 Torxe

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Posted 29 May 2011 - 03:36 PM

Only if I can keep all the money (and it has a large amount of it in it)

Try to get a teacher to run into a wall wearing some kind of silly hat (you are wearing the hat)

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#858 BlackLightning

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Posted 30 May 2011 - 06:31 AM

Well... I don't know if a mask can be called silly but I did made a teacher crash into a wall (To be exact, I crash him to the wall quite literally)

Share your paypal account


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#859 Torxe

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 01:19 PM

don't wanna,

geez, dude get some kind of therapy, if you beat someone up make sure it isn't some defenseless school teacher, they can only act like they now it all.
bold part is the part I want you to do

Edited by Torxe, 03 June 2011 - 01:20 PM.

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#860 BlackLightning

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Posted 04 June 2011 - 01:56 AM

Naah, pretty sure I'm sane. The teacher was a pervert ass_ole that love to pretend to drop his board marker so he can peek on high school girl panties.

Sell your game consoles and handhelds


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