The 100 Reasons and Ways to Ship NaruHina
~How You Know You’re Doin’ It Rite~
1) NaruHina is the only couple allowed to use lack of development as proof
2) Lack of development = proof that the theories we have Kishi is planning something big
3) And yes, NaruHina is allowed to use that speculation in pairing debates as irrefutable proof
4) Hinata = Minato = Naruto = Kushina = Hinata! Huzzah, it’s foreshadowed!
5) No, Rule 4) Does not imply NaruHina is incestuous!
6) She confessed!! It’s gonna be canon now, so just be patient!
7) Hinata and Naruto are the only people in the manga with a tragic background—who are hetero of course because lol yaoithisisshounen—so they have the most in common
8) Naruto saw Hinata naked!
9) Sakura is Public Enemy No. 1 unless she is involved with a pairing that clears NaruHina’s path or she is directly propping NaruHina
10) The aforementioned rule also applies to Sai
11) NaruHina fillers are canon because Kishi honestly didn’t have time to expand Hinata’s scenes in his weekly manga, so they should be allowed in debates
12) Every other couple that gets a filler scene is fanservice, 100% proven
13) Every chapter with Hinata is a NaruHina chapter
14) Naruto had important matters to take care of after he fought Pain, so it was like obvious he and Hinata weren’t going to talk right after that arc! Totally!
15) The Telegrams are roaming grounds for NaruHina threads, regardless of whether or not there was a mention of Hinata this current chapter
16) Databooks, their charts and their entries are always canon when talking about NaruHina
17) Databooks and other couples?—Please see Rule 12
18) Hinata was standing in front of a church and weddings happen at churches! Do you think that has no significance at all?
19) You know you’re not a Hinata fan if you don’t ship NaruHina. If you don’t think she should achieve her life’s goal of being Naruto’s wife, then you don’t understand her character at all.
20) You can only be a Naruto fan if you want what’s best for him, i.e. Hinata
21) She told him words he never heard before
22) She loves him with all her heart
23) She loved him first
24) She picks flowers and he gardens for fun (Reference: Databook)
25) When NaruHina is in a landlocked pairing debate (probably due to illogical fans of other pairings), bash the other couples to make NaruHina look better
26) She’s shy and soft-spoken, a perfect match for the loud, hyperactive Naruto! Opposites attract, y’know?
27) Kishi’s planning a Hyuuga arc. Wait for it.
28) Naruto Namikaze and Hinata Hyuuga = Alliteration!
29) He said he’d change her family and what better way to start than by marrying her?
30) She watched him struggle in their early years. It doesn’t matter if she never helped him during that time, what matters is how she benefitted from it
31) Hinata has a big fanbase so you know Kishi will make it canon eventually
32) Hinata and Naruto WILL talk again, I know this for a fact!
33) When NaruHina isn’t looking so good—you know, when Kishi throws the dead pairings a bone—just act neutral in pairing threads and remember, just as planned
34) Right—it’s always just as planned with NaruHina. Couldn’t have written it better myself, right???
35) She got a backstory and like no other girl Naruto’s age did so yeah!
36) Hinata’s confession got amazing animation so what does that tell you?
37) Listen: Naruto and Sai’s random, stupidly-inserted flashback happened before Hinata’s confession. Don’t you think Hinata’s confession changed Naruto’s feelings for Hinata?
38) Naruto just has to give Hinata a chance, then he’ll see she’s the one he’s always been waiting for
39) And if Naruto doesn’t ever talk to Hinata again, he’s a douche that deserves to die at the end of the manga
40) Every panel with Naruto and Hinata together is further proof that Hinata and Naruto are gonna end up together
41) This is a shounen, we don’t need a lot of development between the two anyway. An epilogue will be just fine.
42) Change theories/manga facts to make NaruHina look more plausible with each new development. And remember: Just as planned
43) I know that the original theory was that Minato = Hinata but Kushina said a girl like herself so Hinata is a tsundere now, ok?
44) Well…ok, I also know Hinata isn’t a tomboy like Kushina was but Hinata looked like a boy in part 1 so that counts as tomboy-ish
45) Besides both Hinata and Kushina have long hair!
46) And they were both almost kidnapped by Cloud!! Amazing parallels!!
47) But it’s not like NaruHina needs parallels to be canon! lol lame couples that use them kthnxbai
48) The fact that Kushina was almost kidnapped was brought up recently, not unlike the Cloud incident with the Hyuga, means we will finally get that Hinata arc
49) Naruto said he likes Hinata, ch. 98
50) Naruto and Hinata both said, “Yokkata”
51) Naruto also singled out Hinata and asked that slug on his shoulder about her
52) And Naruto won’t go Kyuubi for just anybody
53) Naruto’s English Voice Actor supports NaruHina
54) Their kids would have the Byakugan and Rasengan
55) NaruHina doesn’t have to be dependent on development like other couples
56) She watched him leave the village when he left in Part 1, so she’ll obviously be waiting for the beginning of part 2 when he returns from Kyuubi Training.
57) Even better idea! She’ll be there with him on the island occupied by the village that tried to kidnap her!
58) Blushes are only romantic between Naruto and Hinata
59) Lee said they’re like the same person! Why wouldn’t Naruto want a female version of himself?
60) Your pairing, if it’s not NaruHina, won’t be canon unless you have a love confession. It doesn’t matter if NaruHina depended on faints and blushes beforehand.
61) According to Sailor Hinata, Hinata is a Water type and Naruto’s a Wind type. Water, Wind…more alliteration!
62) Sakura is a third-party matchmaker but Yamato lol doesn’t know Sakura so stop using that, besides, ch. 469. Wut now?
63) Kushina’s hair was a unique color, just like Hinata’s eyes
64) But Hinata is also calm and introverted, like Minato
65) A pro-SS moment is a pro-NH moment except when Sasuke goes crazy because it’s not like NH depends on SS in any way at all.
66) All other Naruto couples are unhealthy and based on pity, but Naruto giving Hinata a chance after she risked her life for him isn’t
67) Naruto said Hinata was amazing, does that mean nothing to the haters?
68) Hinata has a reason for liking Naruto, so it’s automatically less shallow than all other Naruto pairings
69) It doesn’t matter if Hinata and Naruto have only had 3 conversations ever. She said she loves him so she does with all her heart and stop being jealous.
70) Feel bad for the NaruHina haters: They have no love in their lives
71) Naruto having his back to Hinata when he returned from Iron Country is because he couldn’t face her just yet
72) Naruto’s just nervous, is all. Hinata has one bodacious body and it’s just so overwhelmingly new for him to be loved like this
73) Kushina will eat her words. Naruto will fall for the “weird” one…yeah!
74) Listen, at this point in the story, Sakura won’t ever love Naruto back so STFU haters.
75) It’s just a matter of time before Naruto returns Hinata’s, though.
76) Her Jyuuken can help control the Kyuubi
77) Naruto and other-girl scenes are platonic and brother-sister scenes unless you replace the girl with Hinata
78) Hinata can make Naruto tea and food when he’s hungry, like a good wife!
79) Hinata normally waits for Naruto to return from his missions like a good, soldier’s wife!
80) Hinata never expected a response from Naruto, but we fans did.
81) Hinata is quite and demure but couldn’t you just imagine her as a sex-kitten in bed?
82) Lying kills a pairing automatically, but attempted murders are forgivable because the couple involved is NaruHina’s BFF
83) Kishi’s original sketch of Hinata had her in a sexy black number with Naruto in the background. Hellooooooooo!
84) Hinata doesn’t want to get stronger for herself. She wants acknowledgement from Naruto.
85) Hinata’s so nice! She deserves Naruto’s love in return!
86) Hinata told Naruto that they’d do their best, and he agreed! They have so much in common!
87) Hinata’s figure is perfect for the boy who created the Sexy no Jutsu
88) Hinata’s figure is perfect so she shouldn’t end up alone
89) How many times do we have to repeat that he doesn’t have to automatically love her, he just has to give her a chance?
90) And if he doesn’t give her that chance, he’s a kitten
91) She’s liked him for so long, so even if he’s never shown a chance of returning those feelings, she won’t give up
92) Naruto and Hinata have the same nindo
93) He took a blood vow for her. It doesn’t matter if it was never mentioned again.
94) She tried to help him cheat! She’s so sweet!
95) Kiba knew Sakura’s confession was fake so he obviously ships NaruHina
96) Not that NaruHina needs third-party supporters, of course!
97) Hinata’s love is pure. She watched him from behind trees long enough to know the real him!
98) Hinata’s love was pure enough to get a hit on Pain
99) Hinata got her own anime ending and that doesn’t just happen with any random anime girl, you know. She’s special
100) This couple isn’t all about Hinata like some people try to claim. Naruto will love her one day, too.
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Edited by donjoseph19, 08 February 2012 - 10:25 PM.
At least not for a while, that is. He just got another major boost.
.....i can imagine it now....
CYCLE!!!
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