OH GOD PEOPLE I LOVE YOU, I ADORBS YOU.

I got up so flipping mad again for this whole ending, I was prepared to come here, bid my farewell and inform the general public that this ending had me so disgusted that it made me reach the decision to never read a manga again ( and I probably will stand true to this my decision, they'll never have my trust again, never ever ever) but reading the thread made me laugh so much it totally lifted my spirits. (the Bukkake thing had me laughing hysterically, comparing Naruto's spawn to a debatable sexual practice was unerringly funny.)
I'm happy that people in Japan seem to have reacted in a lukewarm way to this abomination of a finale, may your stupid and disgusting romance-themed movie flop in the worst way Kishimoto Masashi, and stay away from romance for the rest of your life, you sucked at it more than Staphanie Meyer and E. L. James put together.
(and I hope that any future NS convention that the fans make will result in 0 money given to this abominable writer. NO monnies Kishi, no monnies!!).
So again, thanks for making a gal face the upcoming day with a smile, you're the best peeps
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- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.
Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927
But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.