@Bail o' Lies
The calm and assertive bail suddenly laugh his ass off, now the way you laugh ...
Umbridge finally able to tickles you 
Anyone debating against Umbridge will definitely starting to lose themselves

It just her argument and that line were so poorly thought out that its hilarious.
If you don't know she was trying to (forgetting the exact term) redirect or change the crux of the argument or the discussion from Sakura defending SS (the romantic relationship of Sasuke and Sakura) to Sakura defending the romantic relationship of Sasuke and Sakura (SS). This was so she could try to control the argument or to show how wrong I was for not understanding what the true argument was all along. But. It falls flat because all she did was change from an abbreviation into what the abbreviation means.
They still watch it anticipating the arrival of the original cast if they continue to do so, duh. Personally, I gave up on Boruto after the 3rd episode. It felt like a chore watching it.
NaruSasu doesn't exsist??????? I don't even ship them that much, but you cannot deny the ardor fans have around this pairing. Have you seen other sites with an avid support for Naruto and it's pairings, such as Tumblr, pixiv, FanFiction??? Cause they're massive fandom would tell you otherwise. Multitudes of art and media are centered around these two; they are the main stars. Yaoi is an absolute fan magnet as well. (e.g. Free!, Yuri on Ice!!) NaruSasu would be no different.
It doesn't have to be canon for people to like it, like NaruSaku, SasuHina, KakaIru. People can ship whatever they want and spin whatever moments into something they like. It's not gonna kill anyone.
Who tf said I was criticizing? I was stating the obvious. I did not call out any faults and I did not "attack" him. I don't care how Kishimoto makes his money. He could be selling bootleg Gucci bags on 5th avenue; it's his life, his job, and his money, just as how I have my own life, job and money.
It's all about money at the end of the day, is what I'm saying. As a matter of fact, I'd say he's blessed to have that kind of job and fortune, to be making money in general. So good for him, but is he getting mine though? lol no, don't even think he needs it anyways.
Boruto is a chore to watch, and is even more so when you have to write a summary about the episode.
Didn't after The Boruto movie they make an audio track with Naruto and Sasuke Japanese voice actor voice acting a SNS fanfiction?
KakaIru is actually the biggest pairing fandom out there from what I understand.
So who paid for Sakura's house and who is paying for Sarada's living expenses? Is Sasuke canonically a dead beat dad? 
In the manga we don't see Sakura have a job, but in the anime she works at the hospital. Either way it clearly didn't pay enough for her house since she is still still paying off the loan after 12 years. As for "Sasuke sending money to the family" I put that problem as the same as "do nH"s kids have the byakugan." No at first because kishimoto didn't put much thought into it, but once someone ask yes and there will be a scene showing it because it makes the characters look too kitten if they don't.
For God's sake: he pulled his sword towards his daughter when he met her for the first time in years. Cause nothing screams "I love you, I missed you & I'm so sorry" quite like that.
Again: one moment of kindness does not erase how he's thought about her for half his life, sis... He still left after he saved them too, like wow.
Then where was Sakura, Naruto, Kakashi, and the rest of his Konoha friends to help ease that pain? Why is he alone still? Why? Must he work it out himself still?
Then he hasn't changed; he still hasn't accepted the love and help offered by them. He should not even have family in the first place if he's still got some leftover angst from 12+ years ago!!!
Lmao what??? How in the world is SS interesting? What could possibly be so interesting about a man not returning to his wife and kid, leaving them in debt? Because it's interesting at how goddamn sad it is, that's what!!!
Idk about you but I like couples that you know, talk!!! To one another!!! As much as possible!!!!! And hang out!!!!! Go on dates!!!! Shown in love!!!! Taking care of one another!!!! Not killing each other!!! And leaving one another for a long period of time!!!!!!!!
Girl, it's like nailing Jell-o to a wall with you!!!! Omg!!!
He more interested in Naruto's brat then his own daughter when she talking to him.
Kishimoto says the reason he never write about SS is that its too clique and boring when asked.
At least you can freeze jell-o or keep it in its container.
I hate the fact people are always blaming only Sasuke but nobody talks about Sakura's blame
After 699 Sasuke made it obvious he didn't want to live in the village however Sakura continued dreaming about getting married to him even tho she knew Sasuke would not be in the village even after married, Sakura probably knew sasuke was not very read to be a father and husband but this didn't stop her of trying to force her feelings on him
"Sasuke should not start a family"
We don't even know how it happened, maybe after coming back to the village for a few weeks Sasuke just felt very guilty for leaving Sakura waiting for him and seeing how she was depressed because of him Sasuke just slept with Sakura before leaving again as a way to say sorry ? maybe Sasuke didn't even wanted sakura to get pregnant neither marry her
I don't even doubt Sakura purposely choose a right day and took a lot of medicines to make sure she would get pregnant at their first night and then have "something" to hold Sasuke forever and then after she got pregnant Sasuke had no other choice but marry Sakura
They are both awful yes but at least Sakura is raising their daughter. Even if none of us like SS the fact that he never visited his daughter and wife is very kitten. If they never got married, and if Sakura got pregnant out of wedlock? Then there would be less obligation on Saske's part because it was Sakura who decided to keep the baby in hopes she and Sasuke could one day be together if she raise the baby well enough.
Then again it could be that Sasuke found out he got Sakura pregnant and allowed her to take his clan's name, and she thought that means they were married.
I'm still trying to wrap around my head on why Sakura was going out to the dangerous village pregnant.
Salad couldn't be born in the village because then they would've had a birth certificate ending the gaiden's plot very quickly and also since Salad was potentially going to be Karin's daughter until a large number of SS fans threaten to leave the series permanently if that happened.