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[Fyuria'sLeo]

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."


"Foolish writers and readers are created for each other."


"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."


"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."

[Amy-chan]

"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else."


"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."


"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is."


"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."


"Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger."


"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."


"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."

[Amy-chan]

"I have seen the future and it doesn't work."


"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."


"I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are."


"The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not."

[BlackLightning]

Two lefts doesn't makes a right, it makes you turn around

Whats the most mind corrupting game in the world? Hangman

A prison sentence which cannot be bribed only exist in monopoly.

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"The gods too are fond of a joke."


"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."


"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows."

[Amy-chan]

"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."


"The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards."


"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge."


"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."

[BlackLightning]

Life sucks then you die only to find that its overrated

We thought he is useless or worse, a liar. It turns out he's both, A useless liar.

The phrase "big boy" is not a praise, its just another way to say you're overweight.

As long as there is people, there will always be someone manipulating something behind the scene.

[Amy-chan]

"Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day."


"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."


"Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all."


"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."


"Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."


"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."


"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

[Kuraudo]

Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.

A great artist is always before his time or behind it.

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.

[Amy-chan]

"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world."


"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."


"After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood."


"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest."


"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."


"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."


"The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection."

[Amy-chan]

"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."


"You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward."


"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."


"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."

[Amy-chan]

"It's never just a game when you're winning."


"War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory."


"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."


"Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."


"If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody."


"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."


"Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it."

[Amy-chan]

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."


"Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow."


"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."


"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."

[Fyuria'sLeo]

"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."


"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork."


"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."


"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

[Amy-chan]

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."


"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."


"I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."


"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."