Premise of the Boruto movie:
The main villain is a guy who used to live on the sun, but one day he came down from the sun to take a bride and saw Salad Uchiha. The villain is named Moneri. (A play on "Money.") He comes down and steals Salad away to be his bride because she found out she was the inheritor of the Sharingan. She will be known as Princess of Sharingans. Anyway, Burrito, not realizing his love for for a good 15 years suddenly starts to have feelings for Salad because someone else loves her. Determined not be beaten, he decides that he was to win her over. Salad, acting like she doesn't want him, actually continues to knit a sweater for Bolt in the middle of summer time. Why? Be sweaters remind her of this one memory that never existed before until just now where Burrito gave her a sweater to hide the fact that she had bad back-Ne aka Back acne. She remember this day as the day Burrito saved her life and wanted to love him forever. She decided to start wearing outfits similar to Chou Chou because Burrito was apparently into fat girls....cause he is really a cubby chaser. Anyway, Moneri steals her and takes her to the sun where he plans to throw the Earth into a black hole because he is a big crybaby and never got sweaters to hide his back acne. However, it turns out that Moneri actually stole Salad long lost twin sister Dressing. He gets so angry that he kills her and takes her eyes and places them on his butt so he can always asspull every moment.
Burrito, smelling the sharingan farts, goes to the sun to find Salad only to realize that if he didn't have a sweater, he was going to die from skin cancer. That's when Salad comes and brings him the sweater to save him only to be kidnapped herself. Burrito wants to marry Salad, but she is hypnotized by Moneri butt-eyes and his "special perfume." Because Burrito loved the sweater so much, he couldn't stand not ever having one so he leaves to the moon where it is cold to die slowly because Salad won't make him anymore sweaters. That's when Chou Chou comes out of nowhere and says to him that Salad shouldn't need to be fat as her for Burrito to be happy because skinner girls can be on top and that is what Salad can do best. So Burrito, with new found hope for sweaters, decides to go and save his sweater...I mean Salad.
Naruto and Sasuke are too busy playing cards to do anything with Naruto asking Sasuke "Shouldn't we be doing something right now?" Sasuke replies "What and actually make an interesting plot? That is not our ninja way." Burrito saves Salad by tossing her off the sun and farting in her face to wake her from the perfume and gives Moneri his sweater. Moneri realizes that sweaters are too itchy and decides to not make a black hole, but instead invest in the stock market seeing how sweaters on the sun are just stupid.
In the end, Burrito and Salad fall in love and kiss each other on a full sun day where they both end up with bad sunburns and blinded by the light and thus making the Sharingan useless. They are never heard from again.
The end.
Special end credits: Rock Lee shows up and wonders why he wears a mullet.
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