And he failed in every single one of those seductions 
Lol, the girls were annoying. I wanted to see the view but they kept on trying to take the spotlight AS IF they were more valuable than the view. Which obviously they weren't.
Oh ! What kind of documentaries? Can I find them on youtube??
Yep, some of them you can! I'll post one in spoiler since it's about the Medici's tombs since some people don't really like seeing bones and stuff. Usually tough, History Channel and Discovery Channel have the best documentaries (and I think they have some on their internet sites). 
I just realized that this is only the first part. But it continues on youtube. I can post the other parts, but just to be sure, this is the channel: https://www.youtube....iCpQ3DZQu_TR79g
LYSS, IT'S SATURDAY 
FFFFUUUUU!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!! I had forgotten!! 
I'll go and watch it in a minute!!!
nun jè raccontà cosa fanno gli italiani ai turisti jappo eh 
Ma che quella storia del bacio? Apparte il fatto che ho riso come una iena quando l'ho sentito, ma la cosa mi è sembrata un pochino esagerata. Vabbè che fuori dall'Itaglia quando ci vedono che ci salutiamo con due baci sulle guance si scandalizzano o si stupiscono, ma questo mi sembra davvero 'na cifra troppo.
Comunque no Rico, altrimenti mi si Traumatizza. 
It wasn't my fault it was the booze just like that time when I was a kid and accidentally fall into the pit of kitten .
Yeah, yeah, Imma not gonna believe you. 
- L'inguaribile ottimismo di un dodo.
Hungry for glory - AS Roma 1927
But they were all of them deceived, for another canon was made. In the land of Japan, in the fires of Studio Pierrot, the dark Lord Kishimoto forged in secret a master canon, to control all others, and into this canon, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One canon to rule them all.
And I can't buy kitten now I spend most of it on Valentines and for My Wifu's birthday have mercy
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I really like to meat you all
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Who's a healthy drinker over here 
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