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[Mik3]

No kitten. It shouldn't go this way not after we had it under control and the Giants pulled a punk sissy move in faining injuries.

Grant definitely went down just to stop play. No argument there.

[Insurrection]

Grant definitely went down just to stop play. No argument there.

If the Offense can step up this game can be one still, the Giants D-line and mistakes are the reason we're losing (with a lack of Steven Jackson, but that's why its a passing game). Still 1 1/3 half left probably more horrible pain.

WHERE THE kitten ARE THE OFFSIDE CALLS!?! A guy goes offsides and then he sacks Bradford with no flag. Da kitten!?!

Game over.

Game kittening OVER!!!!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 20 September 2011 - 02:07 AM.

[Nick Soapdish]

Week 2 Finals

Kicked in the Vick 117.1 Gama Warriors 115.1

If the Eagles would've gone for the Field Goal on 4th & 4 and tried an onside kick in the final 2 minutes the final score would be Gama 118.1 Vick 117.1.

Leatherbacks 142.15 All We do is Lose 117

Nick must be careful of using the substance called Tom Brady, if found to be too adventageous against opponents it might be banned at next rules meeting. Iferectionfromconstant400+yardpassinggameslastsformorethen4hourspleaseconsultado
ctorimmediately.

I'm going to be in trouble if he doesn't keep coming up with 40 point games. I mean, I thought that I'd done well this week and we have two guys at nearly 150 points?

[Insurrection]

Takes a happy pill and recovers. I'm okay!!! It helps you when your baseball team is 2.5 back of the NL wild card after beating Roy Halladay. 6-3 against the Phillies. That's right I said it!

Finals Week 2

Reavers! 163.2
The Golden Thumbs 91.2

Kicked in the Vick 117.1
Gama Warriors 114.8

Leatherbacks 143.25
All we do is lose 117

Sam Adams Patriots 98.25
Ellicot Thundercats 104.1

Sparky McRandomsons 145.25
The Wulfpack 85.3

Zatties! 136.7
Tokyo Raiders 89

Edited by Insurrection, 21 September 2011 - 04:01 AM.

[Nate River]

Bah. I had my victory dance prepared if I managed to pull it off. Life got in the way of fantasy football and I simply did not have time to sub Dez Bryant out for Moss, which would have got me the win. Well, actually, by time I got around to checking I had time to sub Bryant out (about 10 minutes before game time, but everyone I could have used had already played. Gore and Greene got decent point, but man am I alarmed at the sorry yards per carrying those two are generating.

Ryan for Kobb would have done it too, but no way I was starting Ryan against Phili. That he got 4 TD's on only 195 yards was a bit fluky. Kolb did just fine and given what I knew before gametime I still would have started Kolb.

We spent the weekend moving, tending to a sick kid, and trying to throw a first birthday for said sick kid.

[Mik3]

Dez will probably play this sunday and Miles Austin likely wont, so he will get most of the targets if its any consolation. Hopefully Foster can go again, but looks like this injury is easily aggravated and I got basically nothing again out of my running backs, besides Mcgahee who hopefully will get more carries iof Knowshon returns this weekend.

[Nate River]

Dez will probably play this sunday and Miles Austin likely wont, so he will get most of the targets if its any consolation. Hopefully Foster can go again, but looks like this injury is easily aggravated and I got basically nothing again out of my running backs, besides Mcgahee who hopefully will get more carries iof Knowshon returns this weekend.

Yeah, I know. I'm not upset by it, other than not getting to do the victory dance. It doesn't look like it'll be my year, at least in this league. Still time to win, and if I don't I'll have to kick everyone's butts next year. Besides, I blew out my opponent in my other league by nearly 50. He had Charles (and his original QB was Peyton) so I feel for him.

Besides, I have to know how Coach True feels stealing a victory on the back of an sick one year old.

[Insurrection]

My point spread was so big this week that if I had AJ Green (With Austin down I'm glad I picked up more recievers) I could beat other teams. I did not see this coming as large as it did.

Sorry Rick! XD

Edited by Insurrection, 21 September 2011 - 06:34 AM.

[Insurrection]

Week 3 Matchups

Reavers!
Tokyo Raiders

Sir Cam Newtons Law(/Kicked in the Vick/Bros before Shiancones)
Leatherbacks

The Golden Thumbs
Gama Warriors

Sams Adams Patriots
All We Do Is Lose

Sparky McRandomsons
Ellicott Thundercats

Zatties!
The Wulfpack

Week 2 Review and Week 3 projections might want to show up or else someone else might take over.

Edited by Insurrection, 23 September 2011 - 03:11 AM.

[Mik3]

Week 2 Review and Week 3 projections might want to show up or else someone else might take over.

Jwolf shows up eventually, Id only want him and his stereotypical seattle coffee drinking to do it, hes been doing since the beginning of this storied league. A whole 2 years.

[Nate River]

Jwolf shows up eventually, Id only want him and his stereotypical seattle coffee drinking to do it, hes been doing since the beginning of this storied league. A whole 2 years.

Same here. It's his schtick. Sometimes he disappears for awhile though.

Looks like another bad match up for me. I think I'm heading toward "I hope I win a game" territory.

[Mik3]

Breaking trade news: The trade between Zatties! and The Golden Thumbs has been approved.

Zatties! gets Matthew Stafford and Michael Bush.

The Golden Thumbs gets Jay Cutler, Ahmad Bradshaw and Dallas Clark.

[Jwolf0]

Things have been kinda rough here the last few days, so it'll probably be tomorrow that I put those up, apologies.

Considering all the significant injuries, picking the Week 3 lines now is premature anyway.

[Nee-sama]

Hmm sorry Thumbs but it looks like I'm going to have to stomp you this week.

[Jwolf0]

Sorry, no recap for Week 2. But my streak of always being wrong on Nate's games ended last week. A moment of silence, please.

Jwolf's Wildly Inaccurate Week 3 Predictions!


Sir Cam Newton's Law (Mik3) vs. Leatherbacks (Nick Soapdish)
-Sir Cam Newton's Law favored by ~2

Ah, Arian Foster and his troublesome hamstring. I have to believe he will play a bit more, but even if he's a late scratch the fact that he's an early game gives the Commish some flexibility. While I can't discount the possibility of Tom deciding to drop 50, I'm not on the Eric Decker bandwagon yet.


The Golden Thumbs (Rick) vs. Gama Warriors (Nee-sama)
-Gama Warriors favored by ~3 (estimated)

Yes, the QB to be determined has been factored in - the projections for both Bradford and Cutler are similar. I don't expect much from Roethlisberger, but All-Day and Kenny Britt without Champ Bailey? Yesplz.


Sam Adams Patriots (Nate River) vs. All we do is lose (Illmatic)
-All we do is lose favored by ~26

I expect the line to tighten up slightly once Shriner performs maintenance on his roster, but in Rodgers Illmatic has that stud that just seems like he'll be the difference in the matchup.
Also, a moment of silence for the end of my streak where I was always wrong on Nate dood's game.


Zatties! (Zatren6) vs. The Wulfpack (Burning_Wulf)
-Zatties! favored by ~15

Run-DMC has a tough matchup against the Jets, but the Stafford/Andre 3000/VJax trio should be able to carry the Z-man to victory. Burning_Wulf has to be hoping Rivers throws 4 TDs to anyone else besides Jackson....


Tokyo Raiders (roninmedia) vs. Reavers! (Insurrection)
-Reavers! favored by ~10

Pure gut call on my end. I think Flacco will rebound from his dismal performance against Tennessee. Odd that someone who has the "game manager" tag can still be shut down, don't you think? The Tokyo RBs will all have to step it up against Insurrection's team. Gronkowski may have a HUGE day though.


Sparky McRandomsons (jwolf0) vs. Ellicott Thundercats (True)
-Sparky McRandomsons favored by ~2

I hate the "start Best or Tolbert?" game. I do like that the overmatched Chiefs D won't be able to focus exclusively on Gates like the Patriots did last week. I expect the Bills-Patriots game to be a shootout (I know, it sounds weird to me too), and hopefully that carries me past the lethal RB duo of Chris Johnson and Ben Tate (?!)


Week 2 results: 4-2
Overall pick record: 7-5
Kick to the Groin 'Winners':
-Week 1: Zatren6
-Week 2: Nate River. Tough luck with the kid, dood.

[Insurrection]

Now for the usual week 3 live chat banter:

Tom Brady has just thrown his 3 INT of the Day.

Michael Vick is out again, this time an injury to the throwing hand and may have hurt his concussion. Mike Kafca's first play in the game is an INT.

Matt Schaub has thrown an INT at the wrong time compared to Breese's INTs

Carolina and Jacksonville were competing in the water bowl. Cam has just thrown a TD to Greg Olsen. Carolina now up 15-10.

Kenny Britt is back after being carted from the field.

Edited by Insurrection, 25 September 2011 - 07:41 PM.

[Insurrection]

Drew Breese and the Saints and Fitzpatrick and the Bills are making the 4th Quarter Power Moves! 24-24 in that game.

New Orleans up by 6.

The Lions are attacking in the 4th the weakness of Minnesota. Both games they lost were blown double digit leads. Stafford targeting Brandon Pettigrew and Calvin Johnson. Game now tied 20-20

The 49ers are up 10-6 in the 4th a low scoring game in Cincy. INT by Andy Dalton after ball recovered.

BREAKING NEWS

MICHAEL VICK HAS A BROKEN RIGHT HAND. DOUBTFUL TO RETURN.

Edited by Insurrection, 25 September 2011 - 07:47 PM.

[Insurrection]

TOM BRADY HAS HIS 4TH INTERCEPTION OF THE DAY. A PICK SIX BY BUFFALO!!! BILLS UP ON PATRIOTS 31-24!!!!

Edited by Insurrection, 25 September 2011 - 07:54 PM.

[Insurrection]

Tony Spirano may have coached his last game as a Miami Dolphin. Chad Henne INT, Browns win 17-16.

Wes Welker has over 200 yards and 2 TDs.

Dalton INT, 49ers have 90 seconds left they will win. 13-8

Giants win at Philly 29-16.

Jack Del Rio is livid the play clock might have cost him his job today as well. But Panthers win 16-10.

Edited by Insurrection, 25 September 2011 - 08:08 PM.

[roninmedia]

Can never even start the right quarterback.

Flacco with so many points already.